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>>39545040
Constantly
I was fairly happy and had a pretty as fuck 8/10 gf with an insane sex drive when i was 20, i didnt have a job and i wasnt as fit as i am today but i sure do miss those days

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Everyday of my life

>>39545040
what better times?

>>39544942

Lay off the pingers

>>39544942
hey man i can tell you theres nothing anyone on this board can do to help other than simple conversation. I will be hanging in this thread and am more than happy to talk to you for a while. I saw my first psychiatrist a few months ago and shit is still tough but it does get better man, i promise. Reply to me, i will be hanging around!

>>39545051
same guy here, i also am on lots of medication for different things which i am happy to talk about if that helps..

>>39544924
You should lift idiot

>>39544924

bulk to build more muscle mass, then cut

or

cut first then start building more muscle mass

up to you?

>>39544924
maybe you should just start cutting your wrists, since you need to ask such a stupid fucking question.

I've been told I have the best teeth of anybody most people know. It took me 5 different braces and a mother whod rather see me break my neck than a tooth though.

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>>39544918
Massive overjet and I can't afford the braces to begin to fix it.

>>39544918

I need braces and they're coffee-stained (but improving since I cut back to 1 cup a day and started using Arm and Hammer toothpaste rather than the minty fresh stuff). However, I'm 25, and not going to get braces at this point. Maybe Invisalign, but there are more pressing things to spend money on in the next few years.

lift weights

inject test

chew that gum that works your jaw a lot

eat a lot

get a nice haircut

smile at people more than you do now

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>>39544897
I tried all of this except roids, shit didnt work.

>>39544988
No. You havent eaten Alot if you weigh 100 pounds

Fuck off

bench presses and crunches.

>>39544775
fucking kids with hillary 3x69

>>39545383
t. infotinfoiler

Be really good at basketball but have to get a triple double every game because your team sucks

>>39544595
Run a lot

>>39544595
Triple double to fail

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>>39544514
stop posting shitty memes

who tf took the time to make such a picture

>>39544853

People who are too intelligent to lift and just want to draw autistic meme to post it on a board full of autistic /fit/izens

>>39544407
>Getting a pump Anonymous 11/29/16(Tue)20:48:19 No.395444
Bis-and chest

>>39544407
Day of, ideally as close as possible to the meet up time.

Incline DB press, preacher curls and weighted pullups and/or deadlifts for biggest pump.

just do some pushups in the car

dont forget the 3 scoop preworkout pre interview

>>39544338
If it will make you more confident go for it. Whatever you do, don't show up late.

>>39544368
this

get slammed. on preworkout before you go

>>39543680
get out jewfro

>>39543680
eugrnia cooney after a big meal challenge?

dont understand the foot though

there is nothing gay about liking traps. if you (like me) are attracted to the feminine features, it is completely heterosexual. yes, they have penises, but who doesnt? you can relate to what they are feeling better when they masturbate because you can do it the same way, thus, its more enjoyable to watch. a lot of people think theyre men in makeup and wigs, but they're not, theyre women with penises and the perfect feminine features that i am attracted to. obviously no one that likes traps is not turned on by the actual penis, but what is around it.

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Wasn't supposed to be a rest day, but I broke my fucking nail last night.

I mean, Jesus Christ /fit/. I always associated broken nails with that euphemism for dainty folks being forced to do realing work, but Holy hell if this isn't an ignoble fate. It's on my right thumb so I'm constantly getting it caught on shit and I don't have the balls to just tear all that skin off.

I am so humbled.

Pic semi related.

>>39543676
Appropriate pic bro.

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>>39543646
> it's Ill go to gym tomorrow day, yeah

>>39543498
Probably should see a doctor in the hopes that you can prevent or minimise your condition. Also don't take any drugs and try to reduce your stress ya fuckin moron.

i bet you took like lsd or shrooms or somthing cause some idiot told you to find yourself and went nuts lmao

>>39543525
lsd is actually very studied as an alternative to lithium as treatment for schizophrenia

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>>39543288
>be 18 in senior year of highschool
>have crippling anxiety from traumatic experiences from past
>have panic attacks in school so I decide to start online school
>lonely as fuck life just seems like a nightmare everyday feels like my last and I'm too scared to fall asleep
>had an okay life in highschool but distance myself from friends
>everybody moving on without me and have had to watch every girl I try to make it work with start going out to parties and getting drunk and acting like a slut
>cant blame then because I know theyre young and just want to have fun
>am too proud to hit any of my old friends up because I already acted like I'm okay with being alone
>my anxiety keeps getting worse and ive had to run outve the gym multiple times thinking I was having a heart attack or would just drop dead
>trying to work up the courage to go back

>>39543401

You don't need to do this alone, friend. There are people who can help you with counselling or medication. Please reach out. I believe in you.

>>39543288
>kikebook

Don't be racist.

>>39543401
Luckily for me I have a home gym, but I know this feel.

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>ruptured my anal cavity
>should I go directly to the care of a doctor?

>>39543384
It's happened before, to certain degrees, and I've been fine.

It feels like a tear towards the base of it.

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>>39543229
Were you trying to devour a 5-lb protein jug with your anus?