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>>39705724
>shared dorm kitchen
So I take it you are a student at uni then?

All you have to do is to look around you, pick the saddest / weakest / most insecure looking guy / girl / alien and chat them up.

The best opening sentence is
>can I take a seat next to you?
and then you justBeeYourself

>league of legends
See, you have your first topic for conservation.

>>>/adv/

>>39706079
Yeah I'm a uni student mate, thanks I'll try to put your advice into practice next time.
I'm just afraid of rejection, but I think that fear will disappear when I talk to people more and more.
You gave me motivation ty

>>39705724
give me your summoner mate, i'll add you.

>>39705716
>technique is more important than being able to lift huge weights from ground

Really?
Now imagine that fight if the dude had any actual experience in hand to hand combat in any "school". He would rip even the master in half.

>>39706134

No, no he wouldn't. Strength only gets you so far when you don't actually know how to fight.

now let's pit Christiano Ronaldo and Andy Murray against each other in a tennis match

>pro footballers btfo

>>39705696
Soda's are bad in general.

>>39705696

That shit tastes disgusting, why would you even drink it?

>>39705696
Have you ever seen a thin person drinking it?

>>39705676
Lose more weight you fat fuck

>>39705676
stop being fat, everyone is judging you

u r a meme

>>39705503
>chromium
witness me

>>39705503
yes
stop stuffing your face. Go for a walk. That's really enough

eat very little and do some push-ups and chin-ups

either youre a creatine non responder or you havent been on creatine for atleast few weeks for effects to kick in

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>>39705401
You're supposed to lift too bro

>>39705401
Lol enjoy your hair falling out

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>>39705295

If you actually do that, then you'll lose 4 lbs + waterweight.

510 calorie deficit = 4 lbs a month.

Source: scooby calc

Anyways Keto is a joke, salt in excess is unhealthy, you feel like a fucking zombie, low carbs fucks up your lifts, you don't need keto to lose weight, etc etc.

Pic related is 2 months of weight loss eating mostly carbs following standard macros for bodybuilding. 20 pounds. 2 months. No keto. Didnt feel like shit.

Are you including your existence on those 2k cals?

>>39705341
Just want to try it for a month and then go back to eating normally. Something important happens in a month and I want to be as slim as possible for it. Then after that i'll go back to not giving a fuck.

Shameless self bump

Please don't let this thread die lads

>>39705284
>begins lifting
>cuts

Niggerwhut? You need to gain mass, so that means that you have to eat alot

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>>39705284
What's your height/weight my man? Are you trying to cut fat or are you trying to get big?

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Bamp

Protein shakes all together are broscience memes started by supp companies.

Every person who actually looks like they lift just eats food.

>>39705282
It literally does fucking matter either way. And no.

>>39705234
He might not become a champ, but he definitely could become a professional fighter. There have been a few guys who started even later with shit like boxing and went on to become world reknowned fighters.

As long as you aren't CM Punk tier, you'll probably be good

I just started training and I'm 21. Going to wait at least 7 years before thinking about pro

Anyone can become a competent professional at anything really. When it comes to pro athletes though you need a lot of passion and talent to make it. If he's in the 1% He could be fighting in a few years but it's kind of like like picking up a basketball and saying I'm going to be in the NBA. It's not necessarily a realistic goal. Fighting is a lot different but he should temper his expectations.

>>39705177
Glutamine.

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>>39705185

we're set?

Creatine Mono if you dont care about being natty

>>39705138
In the military (assuming Army or Marine) you will hate your life in garrison. On deployment you will love it and then hate it towards the end. Once you are back you will hate it again. When you are out, you will want nothing more than to be back in.

Join combat arms or kill yourself pussy.

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>>39705138
>Is joining the military worth it? (U.S. military)
Ohh yessa it's very very worth it.

>>39705152
This mostly. Word for word what I would say except I'm out and don't really wish I was back in. Seriously though you ain't infantry, you ain't shit.

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Common guys one of you must have done this routine at some point

Sorta

yeah. just roid if you actually want results

if you don't want to roid diet is your best way to increase test