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>>8476115
I like pretty patties too. Op

macarons are shit. They all taste the same and they're too expensive.

>>8476115
make earl grey ones

Fear of starvation.

>>8475949

It's not poorfags, it's either can'tcookfags, or wasraisedonshitfoodfags.

People who are honestly poor can't afford fast food. They buy cheap raw ingredients and cook from scratch.

>>8475953
No, the reason they are poor is they are fat and no one wants to hire a fat disgusting fuck

And they spend all their neetbux on Macdonald hamburgs instead of buying beans rice and veg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTNnuCYmms

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I've always liked watching this egg guy in India.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bc9Rb69hjI

No.

>>8475575
Over priced trash jimmy jons is better

>>8476600
apologize

>>8476600
Literally nobody on the planet prefers Jimmy Johns over any other sub.
However I do think its amazing that through a combination of MBA fucks and market testing they were able to create a sub that is on the same bottom tier of "fine, but everything else is better" as Subway, yet it taste completely different.

Jersey Mike is barely better but it is better. I've found it kind of expensive off the east coast and not worth it

>>8475448
>rice glutinous/non-glutinous
Depends on how much you eat

>short/med/long grain
Measure out one cup and weigh it. it weighs more than .1 kilo it's long grain if less then short grain. If it's exactly .1 kilo it's med.

>>8475448
Gonna guess it's glutinous rice flour since the bottom part says that it's meant to be used to make "tasty rice cakes easily" and rice cakes are made with glutinous rice flour rather than other sorts.

>>8475595
You're an idiot.

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>>8475609
They have this one available too though, which is what threw me off

horse meat

>>8475435
Fuck off savage

It's best suited for the trash can.

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>>8475411
Anyone have any luck making chips in the oven? Could maybe make big patch of those and snac on them

>>8475411
Potato Pancakes/Latkes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHZsE7T7hwI

Potato Dumplings/Gnocchi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm0KBZoxT1Y

Iranian/Persian Potato-Crusted Saffron Rice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuPABfgsa4g

Irish Kale/Cabbage Mashed Potatoes - Colcannon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpRcFx8JQl0

Cross-cut Hassleback Baked Potatoes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5meMmEz-yzE

Pommes Aligot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQfPaupYeA8
Pommes Duchess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjdzwYREr48
^Or a combination recipe of the two:
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/luxe-french-potatoes

>>8475411
>>8475637
i 2nd gnocchi, its one of my favorite things to cook and not as difficult as people make you believe, also its almost entirely potato

What if i can't drink due to medications?

Wow you sure showed us with that cowboy hat tipping image. I sure am afraid of being called a hat tipper.

At least I won't kill a family with my drunk driving.

>>8474311
Mac and cheese boxes. Pretty sure they have like 2-3 300+ calorie servings in them.

just drink canola oil

>>8474311
Just go after vegetable proteins like bread, peanut butter ect. 1 slice of brown bread has 4 grams of protein and costs almost nothing. Also go for eggs since their cheap and high in protein, and unsaturated fat.

Go for foods like shakshouka that are cooked in a sauce and eat them with rice or bread for calories.

Are those motherfucking buffalo chicken cheese fries from elliot rodgers last stand.

>>8474277
sa cunt yeeew

>>8474277
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa boooooooiiiiii

>>8473291
>a disgusting mess of fatty "cheese"
>Greasy soggy dough
>"""""""pepperoni"""""" """"""""""""""""sausage""""""""""""

Why the fuck do Americans insist that that mound of shit is a Pizza?

>>8473291
Pepperoni mushroom is a better combo than pepperoni and olives

>>8473040
Louisiana, you have 0.000001 picoseconds to explain why your state is full of niggers that drown their food in cajun
t. Oregon

>>8473040
Texan here, were pretty good cooks. So are you Louisiana. Why are you trying to make a fuss, you've drank too much tonight brother? You are always my friend and our best neighbors.

>>8473052
Beats having to get all of the day's meals from a truck.

>>8473055
Nope, it's pretty bad. Your only passable cuisine is texmex but as far as eating at a regular Texan house? Can't say I enjoyed anyone's food once. Not even catered food.

>>8472717
geez that's like, the OG, 70s crockpot. sell that shit on ebay, son.
here's an idea: a local used bookstore is usually a treasure trove of old, out of fashion cookbooks.
i found some great shit at mine. Home and Garden and Betty Crocker series from the 70s. Crockpot. Toaster Oven. Cooking for One. Recipes With 5 Ingredients or Less.
that kind of stuff. gold. not one of them was more than two bucks.

>>8472717

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

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>>8473217

>>8472406
Dark Skittles has lime.

Stop eating children's candy.

>lime orchard
said no one ever

lime and cherry best flavours

>>8472173
It tastes like vodka mixed with Pepsi, but with all the alcohol taken out. It's shit.

yeah I think its a bit citrusy Id prefer it just be pepsi without the carmel coloring though.

It tastes like Pepsi to me, although the HFCS kind of fucks it up a bit.

We really need a Throwback version of Crystal Pepsi.