>eat ice cream
>teeth get all fucked up and yellow and chipped
>takes a couple days to go to normal
what's wrong with me?
>>8481001
I think you should brush more often, anon.
I think you might actually be a cartoon character, OP. Get that checked out immediately.
>>8481001
>tooth enamel fractures
>from eating ice cream
lad
Thoughts on Laffy Taffy? I think it's pretty underrated.
Banana is GOAT flavor.
>>8480938
Banana is my favorite. My wife will only eat grape. I've won almost $100 over time proving to people that taffy will shatter into a million pieces if struck hard enough.
These are my thoughts on laffy taffy
Pretty sure they stopped making it though.
Foods you've been into lately
What an incredibly boring attempt at a thread.
>>8480865
don't be a dick, this is the best thread on 4chan rn
>>8480877
don't be a chan, this is the best 4dick on thread nrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ITT: essential burger kino
I had one just last night but without pickles.
>>8480801
>order big mac
>order mcdouble
>remove meat from mcdouble and add to big mac
There, I fixed the Big Mac.
>>8482770
Shit man. I can barely handle a two layer big mac.
When I pick it up I have to be careful to not drop lettuce off of it. I hate that sh it. It's part of the burger and yet I see myself scooping it off the carton.
chocolate chip pancakes vs. blueberry pancakes
I thought for sure that was a doggo. Anyway, chocolate chip because when I think of blueberry pancakes I imagine those nasty synthetic blueberry flavored pips. I can't imagine putting real blueberries in a pancake.
WAZDAT???!
>>8480896
ok so I'm not the only one who saw that
also chocolate chip, just because melted chocolate chips are amazing
/ck/ I got braces today and eating food really, really hurts. I'm in my mid 20s and could just now afford them.
Anyway, what's the BEST way to make very, very tender chicken?
>>8480705
Just accept that for the first week or so you're going to eat shitty soft food. Save the chicken until you're halfway through your set of wires, eating food only hurts in the beginning of each adjustment.
>>8480715
Truly. Having braces only really sucked when they were first put on and when they were adjusted.
Otherwise, just grin and bear it :^)
Boil it and put it in a blender with mashed potatoes
Nightmare fuel thread?
Nightmare fuel thread!
It's not like chicken HAS to be cooked through. I prefer medium to medium well chicken though, that pic is definitely raw.
Stupid repost thread?
STUPID REPOST THREAD!
Why does almost raw meat taste so fucking good?
What are some good beginner cookbooks? My daughter (who is beautiful, by the way) just turned 18 and is going off to college this fall. She's never been much into cooking (we usually just get takeout, or stay in and have chicken tenders), so I want to get her a beginners cook book so she can eat well when she's living on her own. What would you recommend?
>>8480477
Mastering The Art of French Cooking by Julia Child
/thread
>>8480477
>chicken tenders
Imagine all the chicken tendie points she'd get in those 4 years
>suggested tip
Now I'm not tipping at all. Resturants shouldn't be so presumptuous. Sorry Havana Central.
>>8480403
Nice blog post, should have posted the Loli cake girl.
>>8480414
Isn't she in unteralterbach
>>8480403
>suggested tip
>not realizing it is just for women and drunks who can't do math
Who /roast/ here
Doing a Meyer lemon and rosemary marinated roast chicken. Check back in a few minutes to see how it turns out.
>>8480130
why would you put the potatoes on top of the chicken instead of underneath where it can soak up all the delicious fat/juices?
>>8480143
I wanted the potatoes to roast. There's some on the bottom too. Check it out.
>>8480186
Take some pics when you dish it up fella
I'm convinced that anyone who is anal about how steak is supposed to be eaten doesn't actually like steak at all, just like the fucking wine "connoisseurs".
Steak in all forms is either disgusting or boring as fuck, but most faggots just pretend they like it.
>they must all be pretending to like this thing that I don't
t. literal autist
>>8479853
Wine tasting has proven to be at least partially bullshit, but steak is great when it's cooked well. Maybe you just haven't had a good cut?
>>8479853
Anyone who acts superior about their steak doneness of choice is a literal homosexual. People have preferences. Just like people like to sip wine for whatever reason. I hate beer but don't shit on them for having superior tastes in alcohol because I drink something else.
Post the nastiest Tasty or Proper Tasty video you can find
so post every Tasty video ever?
>>8479809
AUNT MYRNA'S
>>8479809
fuck off
Hey /ck/
Build me a pizza.
Can have any and all combinations
>>8479751
kill yourself
Stop thinking you're going to get quality out of Domino's
>>8479751
>Can have any and all combinations
All of it. Double.
How do I not Fuck fried rice? I made some the other day and it was almost risotto. I think it all started wrong from the white rice. It was kind of mushy. What rice should I use? I used Jasmin rice, I washed it before hand several times and followed instructions. Please help.
>>8479177
use day old cold rice and fry it hard
boil it al dente and fry at 500 degrees until it's nice and crispy
>How do I not Fuck fried rice?
Jack off before you cook it
how do i get this crystalized maple syrup out of here?
it's been in boiling water for hours with no change
at this point i don't care about the syrup, but my inner turbojew won't let me throw the mason jar away
>>8479148
Mix lemon and baking soda together. Let it sit and scrub it off later.
>>8479159
thanks guy
>>8479148
Microwave it?