I'm a poor skeleton. Please share recipes that are calorie

>>8474311
Mac and cheese boxes. Pretty sure they have like 2-3 300+ calorie servings in them.

just drink canola oil

>>8474311
Just go after vegetable proteins like bread, peanut butter ect. 1 slice of brown bread has 4 grams of protein and costs almost nothing. Also go for eggs since their cheap and high in protein, and unsaturated fat.

Go for foods like shakshouka that are cooked in a sauce and eat them with rice or bread for calories.

>>8474322
Cue him spraying out oily shits all day long

G O M A D

>>8474311
My calculations have concluded that other then raw condiments, cheap potato chips have the best calorie/price ratio.

I actually been meaning to make a luther burger for a while now but I'm back on track after getting married and putting on 40 lbs in 6 months.
can somebody post pics or recipes so I can live vicariously, maybe even greentext some food porn for a man who can't have any.

>>8474311
https://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/usda/lard?portionid=30404&portionamount=1.000

>>8474398
>810 calories
>300% of her daily saturated fat
>4 grams of transfat

Why would anyone do this?

>>8474413
to prove how good she is at deepthroating, dummy

>>8474413
It's kinda hot.

>>8474432
OH, MY GOD!

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breakfast burritos are nice

>>8474376
Are you really that whipped 6 months into your marriage?

>>8474376
>after getting married and putting on 40 lbs in 6 months.
lol why? How long were you with her before getting married? That's bizarre.

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>>8474311
>Please share recipes that are calorie dense and preferrably cheap.

Just buy yourself a soul food cookbook.

The #1 ingredient is butter. #2 is "real" lard.

>>8474376
Please tell me how you gained 40lbs in 6 months.

>>8474311
Beans, rice, lentils, and oats.

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>>8474398
my dick is diamonds

>>8474413
Women are naturally sluts.

>>8474311
just start drinking beer and eating macdonalds. If you wanna get fat that's the way to do it

>>8474311
When you make bacon, get the grease, collect it in a pot. When you have enough, mix it with butter and egg.
There should be 1 egg per cup of butter grease
Cook in pan WITH bacon you fried earlier

>>8474311
This is almost /fit/ tier but I see the obvious crossover here. That said I'll give you the ultimate post workout meal.
>Deep dish cast iron pan
>Olive oil to cover bottom
>Medium-low heat
>1 can of tuna
>A cup? Idk I eyeball, of frozen veggies
>Saute
>In a bowl stir up no less than 6 eggs with a bit of milk and preheat oven to 350
>Pour in pan and mix
>Hand full of Bisquick on that and mix
>Grate copious cheese on top
>Pop in oven 10 min or so
>Finish under broiler.
>Eat the whole fucking thing.

>>8474398
Guerro's Kitchen?

>>8474311
Beans and GOMAD.
Otherwise put more butter and eggs and lard in your sauce, that'll easily and cheaply add 100 to 200kcal per serving.
Eat more servings. You gotta get used to that.

Peanut butter and heavy cream

Granola is fairly calorie dense. 1/3 of a cup has around 200 calories if I remember correctly. Eat one cup of granola with two cups whole milk and a fruit for breakfast or snack. It should be around 900 calories. Or just eat microwave dinners for every meal and snack on chips and soda all day like most obese office workers.

>>8474311

>cook beans
>cook rice
>add beans to rice
>add hot sauce to taste

You're welcome

>>8475793
The opposite of what I did to lose 30 pounds in one month