Anyone here work in investment banking? Whats it like? How do I get in?
>>1448243
get in by applying to a job u spastic
>>1448245
I mean what qualifications senpai, like would a Law/Finance double degree help
>>1448248
nah man law/finance double would actually hurt. look into psychology/anthropology/sociology triple degree.
Crypto like Steemit but it uses image boards as a template. Anonymous but you can send tips to funny/good posters.
>>1448219
Better idea:
Lubricant that causes a miscarriage. This way, if you knock a bitch up and she's looking to reap the rewards you have an ace up your sleeve. Agree to support her, remain nice, and fuck her one more time. Lube causes miscarriage, and would-be victim dad is free. Winrar
>>1448219
Hory shet great idea keep me posted.
I will invest in your ico. Steemit is lame anyway.
>>1448252
Hey I'm just an idea guy :^)
Seriously, no one is talking about stocks here? Stocks thread. What companies are you analysing, and what you planning to invest in? Let's get rich together bros
Aurinia Pharmaceuticals??? Thought's???
>>1448171
>Aurinia
I'll check it out. I was actually looking into the pharmaceuticals sector myself. Glaxo are suppsoedly going to grow in the 2nd half of 2016
>>1448171
No buy. They seem to make profit but they have bad return on equity, and bad cash flow.
Is Aurinia Pharmaceuticals (TSE:AUP) something worth investing in?
>>1448121
Jesus Christ what happened to it?
Im hoping this will be one of my top short term investment's but then again the stock has potential to moon so I may Hold not sure yet.
>>1448135
They killed a bunch of people in their drug trials
How do you make connections with buyers/sellers when starting a business /biz/?
>>1448112
Hand out business cards.
Are you retarded or something?
By having a wide social group.
I was reading some admittedly pseudo-science book that explained that most business relationships come from casual acquaintances.
Facebook also found that most people who became romantically linked had casual acquaintances in common in the lead up.
I remember reading this thing called the Tennis Instructor Theory. It basically said that as tennis instructor you need to look beyond your group of friends of people already involved in tennis, whom already have instructors to people not involved in Tennis, the amateurs, the people with an interest in it but not involved in it yet.
So as a Tennis Instructor you'd be better off associating with people in say... Football, or even finance, magazine writing... anything other than Tennis.
Wide social group.
Many acquaintances.
>>1448118
To whom?
To random people on the street?
How do I find people that do the related things as me?
>GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND. HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD. BEHIND YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!! WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THIS IS THE HOME WHERE A SO-CALLED "FRAUDULENT AMAZON REFUND" OCCURRED. WE'RE GOING TO SEARCH THE FUCKING PREMISES DONT YOU MOVE, PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU THAT TELL PAJEETS OVER LIVECHAT YOU NEVER RECEIVED YOUR DRAGONDILDOS MAKE ME FUCKING SICK.
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU STEAL $300 FROM A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS PUSHING ALL SMALL BUSINESSES OUT WITH A SHARE PRICE TRADED AT OVER $700?
>YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON FOR A LOOONG LOOOOOOONG TIME, WHEN THE OTHER INMATES GET WORD OF WHAT YOU DID... LET'S JUST SAY I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING WIDENING YOUR ASSHOLE TO MAKE A SMOOTH ENTRY BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WISHING YOU NEVER STOLE THAT ITEM FROM AMAZON YOU GOD DAMN HEATHEN. DEGENERATE PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Never steal from amazon guys
So uh... Context?
>>1448418
I think OP is trying to justify his internet misdemeanor by adopting anarcho philosophy.
who is your employer?
I'm an LO at a bank. I'll get fired if I mention which one.
>>1448100
Everyone has an employer, whether it's your boss or the public.
>>1448100
i'm unemployed, can someone pay me to browse imageboards all day? not clinton that bitch dont pay jack shit
STEM crashing to earth edition.
Official /biz/ chat
https://discord.gg/ays5Szq
Stickerbitch's diary of disaster and memescalendar:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
--FAQs for Robinhood--
Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com
If you're not into robinhood - http://www.stockbrokers.com/offers
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
You have found the right image board ;)
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, Yahoo/Google finance, or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
[YouTube] Introduction to Investing and Finance - Lesson 1 by Martin Shkreli (embed)
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
What are some good sites that sort market data?
Yahoo is shit now. Need an alternative.
guys am i retarded for buying CLF today
THE NEXT MEME STOCK !
TSE: AUP
put on you're seat belt boys.
>>1448043
There is no ticker for AUP
>>1448043
>Kill 13 people
>To the moon
some people are genuinely retarded
Just got my first credit card and credit score not long ago. Pretty happy about my 765. How can I not fuck this up? Current plan is to pay off complete balance on/before due date every month and never make purchases without being sure I have the money already in my bank account. Is there any way I can go wrong if I follow this plan?
I heard having an excessive credit utilization ratio is bad for your score, is that only if I carry a balance or will it hurt my score even if I pay in full every month?
Any credit-building tips?
Also, general credit thread.
self-bump
Use the credit card in place of your debit card for unavoidable monthly purchases (gas, groceries, etc.) Pay the balance off on/before the monthly due date as you're doing. Never under any circumstance (unless it's absolutley necessary) should you spend more than you can afford to pay off completely before the due date. Stick to this plan, and you'll maintain a strong credit history. You'll also reap the benefits of your card's rewards, which is a nice little incentive.
You can also help your credit building by proving that you can maintain a set of payments on a term loan. The most common example would be for a car. Maintaining a good credit score through your responsible credit card utilization will help you secure a decent interest rate on whatever loan you might consider. Meet the minimum payments until the end of your term, and you'll see your credit score impacted positively.
Good luck.
>>1448038
1 year into my credit journey
>Car lease
>Chase Freedom $4k limit
>Pre-approved (and being sent) for Chase Slate with $9,800 limit
>No missed payments
Chase Slate yet to arrive, but it's already in my online banking and I can check my score for the first time since migrating
>731
Negatives appear to be
>7 credit pulls in the past year - 2 x rentals, 1 x car lease, 2 x cc's, the other 2 must be utilities or something (3 or less is 'good')
>12 months history (10 years is 'good')
Positives appear to be
>0% utilization
>no delinquencies
Overall, surprised to be in the 730's after just 1 year of being in USA. It would be easy for people who grow up in USA to be at 800 before finishing college.
You could be 100k in debt and have no income, you will STILL come out on top if you posses a strong work ethic.
NEVER FORGET: A STRONG WORK ETHIC IS WORTH BILLIONS.
>>1448003
If you have no income and a strong ethic wouldn't that make you a stay at home dad?
lol
>this is what the proletariat actually believe
>>1448007
It's not far fetched.
>Proles are dumb.
>I may be a prole but if I work smarter than >proles I can make money off dumb proles
>∴ I can be king among rats
why aren't your parents filthy rich oil billionaire oil barrons who spoil you and teach you to live the hedonistic extravagant spender instagram lyfe , so you don't have to piss your days away coming up with bitcoin and poker scams on the anime manga pedocon site?
do they not love you?
why didn't they abort you?
do they take joy in humiliating you for their billionaire over lords?
What do you feel you owe your parents?
>>1447965
Why aren't yours?
>>1447967
this isn't about me.
>>1447965
try r9k
Just got 2 grand worth of excess financial aid money from uni. What's the best super high risk, high reward place to throw it at? The crazier the better.
>inb4 "ur mom"
>2000
>Lot of money
inb4TrumpCoin
How worthless is a degree in math?
protip: every 4 year degree is worthless, it's all about how you hustle
if you want high paying job security, get a masters or Ph.D you dumb nigger
>>1447892
How about like BS in math then MBA in economics or something
For me it was pretty worthless. I ended up getting a software development job a year after I graduated.
How does /biz/ network, what are some good ways to extend your business networks?
I'm in desperate need of a larger networking pool.
"network" haha nobody gives a shit about you anon, you will only find people like you at those "networking" events. Not to mention they cost to get in.
>>1447838
want to join the /biz/ stock trading chatroom?
they have different channels like 'alt investing'
>>1447842
>implying I said anyone gives a shit about me
>implying I even suggested a networking event
okay anon.