$2 grand high-risk suggestions

>inb4 "ur mom"

>2000
>Lot of money

inb4TrumpCoin

>>1447928
never said it was a lot fampai

>>1447923
ASTI

>>1447923
Put every penny into TGD. Don't pay more than 58 cents per share.

>>1447923
All in on banker at the left most baccarat table

VRX

>>1447923
Your best bet is TIVX...
>Pray the market comes down

Trumpcoin. Don't be a cuck

Go to casino, put it all on any single number.
Hey, if don't care if you lose it then what the hell. Or give it to a charity in your parents name, it's a good gesture and they'll get a tax receipt.
Or don't be a fucking retard. If you literally know that you won't need it for exactly two years, then offer to lend it to trusted family at interest, or put it into a GIC or something which will mature just before you have to pay it back, keep the interest.
Two thousand isn't a lot of money, but that doesn't mean you should throw it away either.

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>>1447955
>betting against the market

>>1448040
>the market will continue to rise forever
>the s&p 500 doesn't change the companies in the listing constantly.

On a monday buy 2k worth of options on the SPY. Sell after you lose it all or make 10K. 90% chance you will lose it all. .1% chance you will make 100k

>>1448040
>using a chart over 60 years to say TVIX is a bad investment
>holding TVIX more than a few days max
>2016

surprised you didnt post the tvix chart and talk about how it's gone down consistently since inception.

>>1448040
That's what they said about the housing market

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>>1447930

>>1447923

Trumpcoin is the only thing with any moon potential right. Invest and hold right now. then in Nov you'll have made a couple hundred grand.

>>1447923
Had a conversation with a guy today about this.

Put it all on a roulette table, bet one number.

Odds are 37 to 1, pay out is 35 to 1. You win or lose instantly, so you don't have to wait to see how it turns out.

That being said, this is a retarded plan and you should use excess to pay the principal if you have money left over. That's what you should actually do.

>>1447923
$DWTI

btcjam.com

Loan bitcoin to sketchy people in 3rd world countries. I made over 15% annually.

gran colombia gold

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not really high risk but AURINIA PHARMACE looks like it could moon.

Buy this:

https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_etc

Sell at 0.006

0.007 if you have balls

or wait for a new paradigm if bigger balls

Your choice.

>>1448414
Those guys are the same cucks that will miss on all the bitcoin/crypto mega bubbles.