can i short a short? how do i short someone who is trying to short the credit industry? also, what’s the best app for shorting? i use robin hood for my stocks, but i want to get into shorting. commission free hopefully.
>>1452155
Umm... you invest in the credit industry... lol
>>1452155
>i want to get into shorting. commission free hopefully
/biz/ in a nutshell. Literally too stupid to ever make money, yet obsessed with it nonetheless.
>>1452157
but why isn't there an app for shorting? there is an app for everything. how do ordinary blokes short things? i want to start shorting.
AURINA PHARMA INC??? is now actually a good time to invest or is this just another Meme Stock? and if so can I still make some money in a short term invest?
Well /Biz/ lets talk.
>>1452148
I discovered JNUG. Its an ETF, not a stock. Its up over 500% since the beginning of the year.
i like the Canadian marijauna stock tickets- APH, OGI, THC, and CGC
When weed becomes legal they already have greenhouses and dispensing capabilities
Each one has its own merits
APH- lowest cost producer, so if weed costs tank they will be the last to feel the squeeze
OGI- gonna get its oil liscence soon
THC- sells starter kits to grow your own weed
CGC- celebrity endorsement by Snoop dog
Why hasn't anyone made a dating/hook up app for conservative minded individuals?
>>1452112
>hook up
>conservative
degenerate
There is farmersonly
christian mingles and ashley madison
can i short the usd with gift cards?
>>1452104
You already have
>>1452104
How is it shorting if gift cards are just usd that are specific about where you can spend them?
Only if you're the one selling them.
Can I copyright this frog and then sue sites that have his likeness uploaded?
The frog is freedomain
>>1452074
Sure. Issue is that it belonged to the designer of the comic which you clearly don't know of.. but.. let's say you bought his comics rights and then somehow convinced yourself to expunge the internet of the frog.. you can look at the example of the harlem shake/filthyfranktv situation and try to replicate what he did.
>>1452074
No
convince me that lawyers, bankers, and accountants aren't swine
they can't keep getting away with this
what the h*ck
>>1452057
you mean jews right
>>1452057
Getting away with what? You know that most recent law grads are in a shitload of student debt, right?
Believe me, I know...
>>1452057
get away with what?
i'm confused as fuck /biz/.
What's the difference between:
>an asset
>a security
>a financial instrument
>a derivative
>>1452055
>i'm confused as fuck /biz/.
>What's the difference between:
>>an asset
Anything with a value >0
>>a security
Some asset that has been standardized as a security to make it tradable
>>a financial instrument
Anything you can buy in the financial markets
>>a derivative
A contract that is tied to the value of an underlying asset
>>1452071
so then a stock can be characterized as an asset, a security, and a financial instrument?
>>1452055
I hope she's wearing shoes or sandals. It looks cold there.
Let's have a legit /biz/ books thread.
I'll start with a must-read.
The Big Short
>>1452034
Loved that book but it blows a lot of smoke up your ass. I was so amped to start my own company when I finished it then I gradually came back to reality and started to sink into depression. BRB back to wageslavery
>>1452044
What smoke does it blow?
You need to join the forums. I went from wageslavery to having a full-time income online and don't work near as hard and make more
THANKS ECOMMERCE
why do people even work these days when other, slightly more clever people are making millions off scams?
Why do you work to make $80k/yr at best when people are making $80k... a WEEK? Stop coping and start getting rich
>>1452030
is this part of you're scam?
>>1452030
What type of a scam can I create I have about 1100 that I can throw into it atm
>>1452030
>when people are
I don't give a shit what other people are doing
CERU, my niggas...this is just a chance to buy back in some more and a opportunity for those who didnt get on the first time
>>1452019
I know an old guy who mentioned this company to me, he bought some of their shares. His opinion is the only reason I am even considering a company with such shit financials. Have you seen their accounts?
Why should anyone buy this?
>>1452019
Hello Wipe.
Fuck off you stupid faggot. Nobody cares about your shilling.
>>1452539
I have no clue who Wipe is, but do you have anything to say about the actual company? I'm no science expert, but it seems they just took a huge hit
CERU...
Previous Thread: >>1449987
Unofficial /biz/ chat
https://discord.gg/014fDbZ8P7TPWMIEr
Stickerbitch's diary of disaster and memescalendar:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol%40gmail.com
--FAQs for Robinhood--
Visit the website first - www.robinhood.com
If you're not into robinhood - http://www.stockbrokers.com/offers
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
You have found the right image board ;)
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, Yahoo/Google finance, or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Technical analysis
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
Fundamental Analysis- Finance lessons by Martin Shkreli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARrNYyJEnFI
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
>>1451975
CERU my nigga!
Get in CERU quick my niggas, its going to 2.50 tomorrow.
Newfag here an no wiki to consult
What does it mean to moon and what is a meme stock?
Do people actually make money on stocks?
Back when I was 13 or 14 my friend got his parents to make a 2000$ deposit for him and he started making 1000$ a week or a month after watching some YouTube tutorials, which is a lot for that age. Do you need to have money in stocks when you begin or can you start for free
Thanks
Why don't you ask your friend? Fucking faggot
yes we make alot of money on /biz/,, our highest performing equity for years is $KNPD. Im fully invested in it. Making $1000 a day easy
>>1451986
We fell out of contact
if bankruptcy is so effective for unmanageable debt, why do so many people commit suicide over debt?
>>1451887
Probably because only dumb people get into trouble with debt in the first place.
>>1451887
Maybe because it's a personal failure. Like having to repeat a grade level.
People still kill themselves over that shit, right?
>>1451887
Why do you think, Op? Do you think broke-asses should be coddled better?
Are you in your safe space right now faggot?
I need advice.
How does my application look? Would you hire me?
>>1451859
Bump
>>1451859
>jacob
>No jews i can't work with them
Yeah I would hire you, you can serve me coffee and bring me the newspaper
Hi, /biz/. I currently have 10 000 idle Canadian dollars. Next week, I'm gonna see a RBC financial adviser to see what I can do with the money.
What kind of homework should I do before the appointment? I'm completely new to /biz/ related stuff.
>>1451847
pls help
>>1451847
so like $20 USD?
>>1451847
Open a TFSA and buy $VFV