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>>16469236
Be amazing at being amazing.

How long since you broke up, and why?
How long have they been together?
Anything else I need to know?

Yąnomamö chest-pounding duels. Stand a pace apart from her boyfriend. Hit his chest with a closed fist as hard as you can, several times, then switch places and let him do the same. Repeat until one of you surrenders or has a heart attack. If you win, the raw display of masculinity will ensure reproductive success with your ex. If you lose, the humiliation will ensure you will never have sex again.

You might also want to consider a club fight. Take two branches and take turns beating each other over the head with them. Pros: the raw display of masculinity will ensure reproductive success with your ex. Cons: you will develop a mottled patch of scar tissue on the crown of your head. You won't land any front desk jobs anytime soon.

>>16469236
Why would you want her back?

My gf cheated on me and went for another guy after 12 years. You know what I did? I found another gf with blond hair and blue eyes and 10kg lighter than my ex. Also bought 7 series BMW and completely overhauled my life and now my ex is butthurt

>>16469205
So do you hate your roommate or what?
You need some time alone with your roommate and talk about this situation.


You sound like a egotistical slightly alcoholic person OP.

looks like a desperate whore

red flag

If she cheats on this guy, she can easily cheat on you.

Your call, alcoholic OP.

Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive.
Make girls smile.
Never waste time being "tactical." Pick an approach and stick to it universally.

>>16469165
How soon should I ask to meet them then? Seems like everything falls apart once I do ask to meet up. I have to be doing something wrong.

>>16469169
It depends on the approach you chose in #4. If you want your approach to be "we meet tonight," good on you. You push to meet that night. If you want your approach to be "weekend, proper date" then that's what you push for. Equally valid.

The point is consistency. Don't think that failure means you're doing something wrong. Failure means that you had bad fortune; your approach was incompatible with the girl. Did you do something wrong if you roll a die and the wrong number comes up? No. But what you can't do is keep changing the number you're looking for. If you want to roll a 6, keep trying for a 6. Don't change your target if you fail a few times. You're holding out for a 6. Roll, roll, roll.

The majority of the "falling apart" is happening from bad rolls, not from bad approaches. The only mistake you could really be making (apart from the other three suggestions I gave) is to keep adjusting yourself to match the girl. Stop that right now. There is no changing. Put your foot down and look for the 6.

>>16469097
Tell him: "fuck me hard and cum into me"

That'll make him love you more

Tell him it bothers you. You should keep open dialogue.

If he doesn't understand why it would bother you, ask him how he would feel if you did the same things she was doing to another guy. Easy. No double standards shit.

If he responds poorly, bail out because it'll only be a matter of time before she wants to "re-enact a scene" and they're both the leading roles.

Well, he didn't really do anything wrong. I mean it isn't pleasant topics and I can see why you'd be irritated but that could have all easily been joking, you weren't there. And even if she was hitting on him, I don't think he was hitting on her back. Especially if he told you all about the exchange.

And anyway being mad and insecure is incredibly unattractive. A more reasonable and positive reaction would be to tell him honestly that it sounds like she was hitting on him in kind of a playful way and tell him you'll just have to fuck him extra good to combat her or something joking.

If it seemed more serious I'd be all about opening a serious dialogue or if he did something wrong I'd say you should be mad but this minor thing where some girl was being inappropriate with him seems like the best thing you could do would be to joke about how inappropriate she was to point it out to him and move on. If you throw a huge fuss every time some hussy takes things to an inappropriate place it will just wear everyone out.

Pls respond. Someone. Anyone.

go see if the same groups you had before, are still on Flickr
otherwise, imgur is okay if you never use the "Publish to Imgur" option (reddit has over 300 more boards with this tactic in mind)

>>16469259
Awesome didn't know that. Will I be able to get feedback on the pics o imgur?

Expensive and time consuming, but you get to have sex every once and a while so it's alright.

A bag of sand and unpaid loans.

>>16469059 im The same except im a girl and I wonder what is like to have boyfriend

wait a few weeks. don't be a bitch dude

>>16469047
>doctor immediately

yes because likely you will be waiting for surgery after that initial appointment

Does it hurt?

If it just happened today I'd probably give it a few days. Lumps and bumps come and go sometimes. But if it hurts and you have access to medical care you may as well go.

The pain doesn't exist anymore, anon.
No neurons are firing. She's at peace, and wouldn't want you to wake up screaming over nothing.

>>16469041
I suggest you go and see a therapist. You say you're coping well, but the fact that this one incident is haunting you suggests that you might not know yourself as well as you think you do

Pain such situations is inevitable anon, don't take it too hard on yourself. You are most likely channeling your pain into that situation and beating yourself over it and hating the anesthesiologist.
Accept what happened, everything, all the details, it will hurt like a motherfucker.
I'm sorry for your loss.

It seems to me that that doesn't necessarily mean that he's going to do it. In fact if he was ever going to do it he probably wouldn't have said it to you.

Maybe he was just making an observation. I used to never understand why people took family members either but once I watched some documentary and the circumstances were so bad that finally I kind of got it. Extreme hopelessness. So I sort of understand in a way but at the same time do not feel the same way nor will act the same way.

If you have any reason to believe it wasn't just an observation about some other crazy people then you should contact the police bro.

He has access to firearms.

>>16469043
This is the reason why I didn't do anything like contact the police. I thought that if he really wanted to he would've just done it. Thanks for the help man, it really is appreciated honestly

If you had a good day together and that still couldn't save you, then you don't have any chance of getting her back.

How'd you fuck up?

>>16468974
Like a year and a half into the relationship she fell into depression and started to treat me like shit. I am a little bitch honestly so i usually got mad and not supported her at all. We even broke up for like a week or so and i hooked up with some chick in the meanwhile. I felt so bad about it i told my now ex and well... guess it just fucked things up.
After that i really improved a lot of things, got a pretty good job, i started studying in a good uni and stuff, mainly because she was always trying to get me to do it. Yet, i feel (and so does she i think) i've gotten too serious ("too much work and no play" kind of thing). When we started out i was the opposite, basically spend every day partying (she liked that i was fun but wanted me to be more centered, but i think i over did it)

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Self bump with titties because why not.

>>16468925
Realize that she's just a regular fucking person just like you except she happens to be good looking. It was difficult for me to get over this too but after I went to a couple strip clubs for my friends bachelor parties I got used to talking to hot girls. I didn't actually get any dances (I'm broke) and just facilitated my friends having a good time so I had plenty of time to talk to the mega hot girls who came to talk to our group. No pressure situations like that made me realize that hot girls aren't special except for how badly I wanted to have sex with them.

Take amphetamines or antianxiety meds. Both will make you focused and chill enough to not give a shit how she looks.

>>16468935

But they aren't regular people.
Believe it or not, but being attractive makes you a ether person by default.

>>16468820

>be sexy

>>16468828
I'm told that I'm "cute" pretty often. Middle aged women sometimes call me "hot", which is kind of weird.

Sometimes awkward, unkempt qt's hit on me but it's mostly fat uggos.

I can gather that I'm not ideal but I'm at least somewhat attractive to a portion of the population.

>>16468835

>I'm at least somewhat attractive to a portion of the population

that's true for the majority of the population

judging by your post, i reckon you're around a 6/10 and probably a babyface

>>16468728
>to live in England. It's mostly because of health care

they have nationalized health care in Britain and it is a nightmare - do internet search for news articles about horror stories

unless you have lots of $$ for special privs

>>16468728
Like everything else, all you see or read in the news are the horror stories.

There are plenty of nice towns and cities in Britain. The NHS is in fact overloaded and varies in quality. I live in London and have nothing but praise for it. Just as in the USA there are good schools and lousy schools, good neighborhouds and bad ones, places with high unemployment and areas begging for workers.

Ordinary living does tend to be more expensive. The rule of thumb for everything from McDonald's meals to computers to rents is that the numbers are the same, but only in pounds rather than dollars (which essentially means 50% higher)

>>16468728
>but it seems really cramped with rows of small houses in a row with chavs and asylum seekers from what I've seen on TV.
Then live in the fucking country you fag, if you can afford the gas to drive everywhere.

>>16468736
>they have nationalized health care in Britain and it is a nightmare - do internet search for news articles about horror stories
Don't the euros literally say the same thing about the US healthcare system?

Go make friends you dipshit, they don't make themselves

You fell in love once? I've fallen in love with 10,000 girls this year alone and I've been rejected 10,000 times. But when that next cutie pie walks around the corner you damn well better believe I'm going for it again.

She may be just another one that got away, but hey at least I tried.

>>16468694
Don't make a permanent decision over temporary circumstances.
Do you have a job?
Relatives?
Mental health support?

>>16468709
No job, no relatives, no support
I've been utterly alone all my life and I feel I'm going insane
If I'm sober I get anxious and suicidal as of late

I'm assuming you do still find her attractive. I can almost guarantee this is a mental problem, not a physical one -- is your relationship OK? Has anything changed, anything stressing you out at the moment? You've had a healthy and normal sex life up til this point, right?

Also, it's worth noting that this sort of thing is really common. Plenty of guys experience brief spats like this over the course of their lives, due to work stress, depression, physical illness, random anxiety ... the list goes on. People are neurotic. Usually the symptoms go away when the catalyst (the stress) does. I really wouldn't call it ***erectile dysfunction*** until it's been going on for a while as that's a scary medical-sounding term that brings to mind, like, viagra commercials and so on, and I very much doubt you're going to need any of that.

Since you're achieving normal boners during the day it isn't erectile dysfunction. It is psychological. You're bored or something with your girlfriend. Or you may just be feeling sick or something. Chill about it and give it a little more time.