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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complex's are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
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Iv'e been in a 8 week class that lasts 1 hour and 30 mins each week. i like this girl and try to be friendly to her but there is hardly anytime at all to talk.
the class ends next week
should i ask for her number even if i don't know her too well or would it seem a little awkward?
TLDR: should i ask for a girls number even though i don't know her that much?
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>>16465537
What do you have to lose? The worst she can do is say no
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Girls, how romantically successful do you think you'd be if you had been born a man?
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My friends think I'm a physically abuse asshole now.
>Came just home drunk, friends broguht me there to crash.
>Sister got upset at me.
>Usually when I'm drunk I get weird and little "feely" with people .
>Friends tell me she was sat ng I had a drinking problem, and that made me me upset.
>I'm not sure if this is true, but considered how pissed she is now , there's a chance it happened . Apparently I pushed her forcefully onto the couch and slapped her , and tried to makeout with her. They said they had to pull me off of her. I don't want my friends to think I'm an abuser , or can't handle my alcohol.
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>>16465369
Oh gross
I hate drunk people
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>>16465392
Hey don't group me with him, I have an alcohol immunity.
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>>16465369
Stop drinking.
Better than going to jail.
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So my girlfriend told me she was "raped" a few years back (before we even met) but I just don't know if her story could be considered raped.
She told me she had a friend that was obsessed with her but she wouldn't sleep with him. One day, he showed up to her house drunk to talk to her but she didn't want to talk to him, but let him inside the house anyways. Once she got tired of listening to him, she pretended to go to sleep to see if he would shut up and leave. Instead, he took down her pants and fucked her while she pretended to be asleep. She was awake the whole time crying while he was fucking her, but she never told him no or stop. He finished, got dressed and left her pretending to be sleeping in bed.
Is this rape or is this girl psycho?
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>>16465281
>girl psycho
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I guess you've never heard of "yes means yes". This is now the law in New York State.
Unless sex is between two CONSENTING adults, the act is rape.
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>>16465281
Think of it from her perspective, a friend whom she trusted was willing to take advantage of her thinking she was sleeping. That's fucking sick, and she was probably too scared to say or do anything because, realistically, if this guy was willing to take advantage of her like that, who knows what he might have done if she tried to force him off.
So ya, I would consider that rape. Rape isn't always rough and holding a girl (or guy) down and 'forcing' them, it's mainly mental and the idea behind just taking something that isn't yours without any hint of consent. It's fucking disgusting and fucks you up mentally.
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>weird name
>wrong race
>thousand mile stare
ITT list things people say are wrong about you
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>>16464787
>>weird name
Tell them they have an uninteresting faggot-name.
>>wrong race
What the fuck does this mean? You don't act white/black/Asian etc.? Just go full Dumblr on them and say they're being a racist for telling you how you should act based on ethnicity/skin color. Unless you're mixed, in which case still call them a racist. Go full Leftist/SJW.
>>thousand mile stare
Just don't stare at people and they don't notice. If it really bothers you, try and put on a mildly interested look instead of a dead stare like pic related.
You shouldn't let this stuff get to you. Don't be a doof, anon! >:3
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>>16464787
With the staring, is it when you talk to them? When talking to someone, you look around, look at their mouth, eyes, somewhere behind them, etc. You don't have to stare at them.
I know lots of Asians that give themselves a Western nickname.
Nothing wrong with your race unless you're making a big deal out of it.
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I moved from the country to a uni that is mostly asian. It was ok at first, but no one will talk to me and they're all very rich. I failed an assessment once and the administrator said I should reconsider whether I need to be there 'because you have such a different background to the rest of the student body'. I think I'll just move back home when I'm done, I can get a job there.
I think I might try to interested look thing. My facial expression is pretty much like the pic.
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Hello /adv/, i have a girlfriend of one year (1st in my life) and recently im starting to have thoughts of breaking up with her to get a better looking girlfriend.
My gf body and face is nothing special, 5/10 tops. Also, she doesnt care about her body very well (nipple hair longer than mine, some times have facial hair... Etc), her excuse is that she can only get rid of it by doing laser in aestheticist (sp?). She also doesnt have a sense of fashion, dresses mediocratly.
The problem here, is that she have a 9/10 personality. She is very kind to me, treats me like a prince and i know she really loves me. My love for her is not as strong as the one from her.
Another problem is that she lives 150 km from me.
So, the problem is, i dont know if the neighbour grass is greener than mine if i only get to see mine. And im afraid if i jump the fence the grass is not really as green as mine.
TLDR: having thoughts of breaking up with gf
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>>16464189
All women get ugly as they get older, but her personality is less likely to change. If you're thinking long term keep her, all those problems can be fixed easily
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>>16464200
She is also a flat chest. Is that a problem that can be fixed easily? No, its not.
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>>16464235
Personal taste mate, I love flat chests, but my gf isn't sexually active at all......
As of your problem, you should think about consequences, you may end up alone or with someone with terrible personality, making you regret your decision
So, if her physical beauty really bothers you, you can try to give her some fashion advice, try to change her (she's cute and has potential) or dump her
It's up to you
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I am dying of cancer and just wrote my obituary. What do folks think?
The best part of dying from ball cancer is the number of jokes that can be made.
I was born on April 18, 1984 at SGH I packed a lot of living into my thirty one years. I was a graduate of Academy, Harvard University, and the School of Law. I lived in New York City, Los Angeles, six months in London but always considered home to be Pennsylvania. I was in love once or twice, but died single. I published a book of poetry and about sixty poems.
I am survived by my two sisters, M and C, my niece, D, and my mother, K. And many more cousins, uncles, aunts, and friends. M and C, I was always proud of you two. D, the days we spent together when you were little were some of the happiest of my life. You are filled with so much goodness and will do much in your life. Mom, thank you for raising me so well. I am also survived by my father, D. Having him for my Dad was the luckiest part of my life. He gave me everything that he could and when I got sick followed me every step of the way. I am preceded in death by my grandparents: J, M, and B. I look forward to reuniting with each of them.
When I was younger, I screwed up things with a girl in California and I regretted it for the rest of my life. Christa, I am sorry. I love you and dreamt of you often throughout the years.
Many thanks to my doctors for helping me fight off the cancer as much as I could. Thanks as well to the kind-hearted nurses at UPMC.
I never expected to live past 30. I did not go out of this world angry, resentful or unhappy. If you can learn anything from my death, it's don't sweat anything. Once you burn off the excess fat, this world is pretty wonderful and life should be celebrated.
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>>16463926
Everybody will cry for you. It's a sad letter.
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>>16463926
Its nice mate. A good later. It'll be sad to see you go but you did what you could. I don't know you but I'd give you a brofist and a hug for what you've done and the way you're tackling this.
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That's a good letter.
How old is your niece?
Hi there, guys!
I've always been an okay guy type, had some physical activity, enjoyed sports.
But recently I've struggled with a new job that requires me to sit all day along, so I slowly gain weight.
And you know what? I enjoy it!
And I want to gain as quickly as I can, I feel comfortable that way.
Any tips and tricks on how to become fat ASAP?
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East a lot and don't move.
Foods that contain both fat and sugar, like ice cream, will make you gain weight easily.
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I think pictures like that are so hot. Meh looking guys with meh looking bulges. I don't know, like a fantasy that they would feel privileged to fuck me even though that makes me sound like an asshole.
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I'm actually looking for any life hacks, maybe even extreme, to gain as much as possible in a short period of time.
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My son is emulating the rappers 2015-11-14 22:15:05 Post No.16462240
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My son is emulating the rappers
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I am father to 3 great kids in a quiet suburban neighborhood in Washington state. My youngest son is now 12 years old and raising him has been nothing short of a delight so far. He has always been a very kind and thoughtful child, and we have the least trouble communicating with him and disciplining him when he occasionally slips up. As far as I know, he loves his mother and me very much.
Recently he's taken an interest in hip hop, which I've supported even though sometimes the content of the music makes me nervous. For the first few months, I tolerated his new taste in music and we even listened to a few albums together. He explained some of the misogynistic and violent content to me as a real reflection of life in low income black neighborhoods, and I understood that he gets value out of the music without necessarily emulating it.
However, very recently he's apparently started to emulate it. The first problem we had with him was his apparent willingness to use the "n-word" to address me and his siblings. I made it clear to him that it was unacceptable and he stopped.
Last week, apparently a switch flipped in his brain. He will not stop shouting incredibly rude phrases, some of which I never even knew existed. Some of them are extremely vulgar. When I asked him about these new phrases, he said "It's ATL rap dad". He is grounded but he will not stop and he's started to sneak out of the house. I saw him one night very dazed, and I am worried he is getting high on marijuana.
When I try to talk to him about what's going on, he responds with "Fuck n---a wanna talk it out, fuck n---a I ain't talking out". He also randomly intersperses the exclamations, "chee" and "skirr" into his speech, as well as using the n-word constantly. He once referred to and mother as "junkyard ho lookin for a comeup by makin you cum up". His wardrobe has completely changed. He is playing video games in his room right now, and when I asked him to do with schoolwork, he apparently ignored me.
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I dunno, man..
Gift him a good rap album? So he at least doesn't listen to degenerate nigger shit?
Something like J Cole Forest Hills Drive or Big Krit Cadillactica?
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tell him if he doesnt stop you're putting him on a curfew and taking away his privileges.
OR, introduce him to rap thats not garbage, misogynistic crap
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I came back later and sternly told him to do his homework, to which he responded, "Still in that place, and I'm flexin!" I looked that up and apparently it's from the song "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
I want to support my son's interest, and I understand that exposing him to minority culture is critical for him to grow up to be tolerant and appreciative of cultural diversity. This is especially relevant given the Yale controversy that's been discussed in the news lately. I don't want him to grow up with an exclusionary mindset, but I can't stand how this rap music is making him act.
How do I get my son back without creating resentment or accidentally teaching him that I think african american culture is bad?
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Drunk under a bridge listening to Mischief Brew. I want to take a train out of here right now
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Why we're you pushing me away? Why can't you tell me? You know why, you tell me you know! Fucking tell me! I think you're too afraid to tell the truth. That's why I crossed the line and came to your place Tuesday. I think you wanted me to be the bad guy because you're too much of a fucking coward to actually say it yourself.
Fuck you! We were together for 7 months! I thought you were better than that.
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I wish I had less expensive taste in weaponry
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Why is abstaining from sex until marriage a stupid idea?
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Because you might miss out on valuable life experience before you commit to someone for the rest of your life.
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>>16461240
marriage is a broken institution in this day and age in the 1st world
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>>16461240
because women are sluts and will fuck 30 men while you waited for no reason
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I have a teacher that I believe has been flirting with me.
quick rundown of her looks
>looks a little like jessica biel
>brunette
>hips and legs for days
>tallish
>full natural lips
>mid 30s
now the story
>just turned 18
>go to school early
>only a few students about
>hear someone walking behind me
>see her in my peripheral wearing form fitting pea-coat/scarf (sort of like pic related but with a crochet beanie)
>sneaks up behind me
>whispers in my ear "happy birthday, anon"
>frequently talk to me throughout the day
>school nearly over
>barely anyone around the room
>she goes up to me, grabs a seat, and we just talk for the last 30 minutes of the day
>think "holy shit, is she flirting with me?"
topic of how I plan on spending my b-day comes up
>she asks if I have any plans for the evening
>remember that I'm an autistic robot and have no actual plans nor many friends
>inner chad within me comes out
>jokingly* respond with "are you asking me out, (her first name)?
>she chuckles
>she lowers her voice and forms this sly smile
>whispers "that's frowned upon"
>winks
she's been spending the last 30 minutes or so minutes talking to me before school ends for the last month now
I'm also her top student.
wat do
*I've been described as intensely quiet (as opposed to my friends who are way more outgoing)
I have a few more anecdotes
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;)
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Let's hear the other anecdotes
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>>16460734
literally happened several hours ago.
five minutes before leaving, she bent down on me from across the desk as she helped me with my work before taking it.
pink bra
inb4 >it's nothing, anon.
those five minutes felt like hours, senpai.
got a clear view.
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V.
I hope you´re doing well and that you love yourself again. I´m sorry for everything.
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>>16459984
I don't get these threads. Is /adv/ now /therapy/ or /blog/ or some shit.
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>>16459987
you act as though those things aren't interchangeable.
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To “The Scorpion,” who has poisoned me:
I hereby curse you to languish in filth and poverty for the rest of your days.
I hereby curse you to know naught but misery and anguish for as long as you stay upon this earth.
I furthermore curse you to have nary a penny to your name, and for your hunger to drive you insane.
I hereby curse you to be driven by your own madness to seek the solace of your own excrement as your only feast.
I hereby curse you to know the cold and constricting ice of Isa, and for the hail of Hagalaz to freeze and torment your flesh and soul.
I hereby curse you to be swallowed whole by the encroaching ice, and I curse you to have the thorns of Thurisaz lay waste to your mind.
I curse you to know need, anguish, torment, and need; I curse you to feed daily only by means of charity.
I curse you to know no second of peace and for every day to drive you closer to death.
I curse you to be so consumed by anguish that you cut short your own last breath.
I curse you be known as a scoundrel to all. I curse your name to be forgotten after you fall.
I cruse your soul to be chewed upon in the Corpse Shore.
I curse you to be known evermore as accursed by all men, and by all spirits as well.
I curse your name to be forgotten after this spell.
I hereby call upon all the spirits around you, that they may known no rest until your life is through.
May all the land spirits drink your blood and maggots feast on your corpse.
May the dead know no rest until you've joined in their host.
May all who here this call hereby contribute to your fall.
May all men, both living and dead, spit upon your name. May you be accursed, even in death, through every age.
May the light shine never upon you again. May you all judge you for your crimes against gods and men.
And may any who aid you share in your fate.
You, piece of shit, fucked with the wrong mage.
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Should I stop hanging out with this friend 2015-11-15 23:41:28 Post No.16466069
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Should I stop hanging out with this friend
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I have had her as a friend since middle school, we are both 19. I trusted her allot, so I Admitted to her I am pedophile. I made sure she knew I never want to act upon my feelings but she's been weird now..she will tell me I should try it , and not care about what anyone says. When we are out in public and there s a little girl , she'll nudge me and say " she's got a nice ass huh?" Then other times she will text me stuff like " you are a sick piece of shit " or " you should be ashamed of yourself". We are best friends but shes making it kind of hard to resist urges .
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She sounds fucked up in the head. stop hanging out, obviously. That person is being neurotic. As for you dont even think about it, watch cartoons or smtg
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Maybe she's trying to joke about it? It's probably pretty weird for her too, I certainly wouldn't know how to react I a friend told me that.
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it looks like she's just trying to make you uncomfortable for fun
if you are reacting to it, just behave as if it were no big deal and she will stop
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Help me become someone new 2015-11-15 23:38:57 Post No.16466065
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Help me become someone new
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Ok /adv/ i have a bit to type so please hang in there with me.
Im a 19 year old loner, i sit at home and play video games all day when im not going to college which is only 4 days a week and only like 3 hour classes, then i return back to play video games.
At this point im becoming a neet, i even had to drop one of my 3 classes because i am failing and now only taking 2. So less time spent at school and more at home.
I dont work(however managed to get a seasonal job and will be starting soon) but i do work out.At this rate i feel worthless to my parents and feel like im letting them down. I dont contribute anyhting to the household except for the occational money borrowing. I dont take what i dont need from them, but still i am worthless and feel like i am not getting anywhere. My dad works for the whole family, and i dont help much.
Its not that i cant stop playing video games, its that i dont know how to further progress in this game called "life:.
i look at justin beiber who is a self made multi-millionaire at the age of 21 and im sitttign at home playing fucking video games with not even much in the bank. I feel like a useless tool.
sure im going to start working soon, but even then im only taking small steps. I want to impress my parents, i just dont know hwo to take the big steps. Help me /adv/ how can i become a success early???
give me suggestions plz, i've always been this way. Im not lazy i just dont know how to move ahead.
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Well first of all, stop fucking off and do your schoolwork. there is absolutely no reason to have been failing one of three classes. None at all.
I don't care what excuse you're going to try and throw back at me, you have unlimited resources at the university for assistance and unlimited study time, effectively.
The problem is that you don't care. You want it to be easy. You want to just show up to class and magically have learned and "advanced" yourself. You don't actually want to put in effort to accomplish these things, you just want to be able to grind it and poof! You win! Here's your success!
You're lazy. You're apathetic. You keep telling yourself you aren't but this is very clearly and obviously not the case.
You have to start being an adult and grab yourself by the balls, go out and actually accomplish things.
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Might help if you actually have a goal. Seriously, what do you want to do when you're done with school? Start there, work yourself up for a dream as of yet unrealized, motivate yourself, if you're not working out, start, get going, realize your dreams and accomplish them.
You only have one life to live, and it sounds to me like you don't want to waste it, so figure out what it is you really want and go for it.
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your right i've fucked around for too long, even in high school. I needed a bitch slap from life to help me wake up. Now i learned the hard way. But still college jsut isnt meant for everybody, im 19 and if i can finish my degree in atleast 6 years ill do it, but i just dont know if its my calling. I am fucking disgusted with myself for having wasted this much time and effort, i am really depressed. But i know im capable and i am willing to change my ways, starting now.
im passing my other 2 classes with flying colors btw, its math i dropped because it was getting frustrating
my friends (we are all white) often make racist jokes. I know how shitty this sounds, but even though I laugh I'm not actually racist.
I'm starting to believe that my friends actually are racist (they think black people are naturally more violent, Asians are naturally smart/rude etc)
what should I do? should I just cut out the racist jokes?
also. does making racist jokes automatically make you a shitty person, even if you don't believe in it?
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If you really want to be funny, then no reason to poke fun at total strangers when you can simply poke fun at yourself or at each other.
They're probably just the insecure type of racist.
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>>16465979
>also. does making racist jokes automatically make you a shitty person, even if you don't believe in it?
haha of course not. back in school we used to make all kinds of racist jokes and had big laughs ^^ it is just the idea of the joke thats funny. anyone frowning upon that is retarded
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>they think black people are naturally more violent
>asians are naturally smart/rude
Sorry anon but these things are facts, black people ON AVERAGE are more violent and asians ON AVERAGE are more intelligent than whites for example.
No, making racist jokes does not automatically make you a shitty person, everyone is racist and if they say they aren't they're liars, full stop.
What should you do? If it's really a big issue stop hanging out with your friends.