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>last had sex a year ago, in context of committed relationship
>0 sexual contact since then, two dates from dating sites that were unsuccessful
How long until I'm officially considered hopeless?
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>>16595216
I haven't kissed a girl for 3 years and im a virgin. It will get better man. just go to a bar and get drunk the ladies will fly towards you.
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>>16595216
Alcohol is your friend.
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I went about five years between sexual encounters. It's only hopeless when you give up on it.
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Never usually come to this board but I could use some advice right now. My girlfriend of a year broke up with me pretty out of the blue. I've come to hate her for everything that happened and events that happened shortly after. I have lots of items from things we did together, her garter from prom, movie tickets, baseball game tickets, concert tickets, pictures, a shirt from a run/walk we did together, a jar full of pieces of paper of reasons she loved me. And i've really just wanted to put it all in a box and leave it at her house while she's back from college. I want to get rid of them because it hurts to see them, and desu I have them all over my room, and I want her to know i'm getting rid of these things. She clearly didnt hurt as much as I did despite her saying "it was the hardest thing she's ever done". What do you guys think? Am I just being sour?
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It's hard on everyone. It's normal to be bitter just don't let it control your actions. There's nothing you can do about her actions. Just do your best to move on. Return those things to her while she's on break.
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>Burn it all
>Move on
>hit gym or whatever to improve
>focus on self
>Bang a rutbuster to keep the pipes from freezing
>then find a better girl, always be upgrading
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Chances are likely she won't care.
Focus more on yourself as >>16595882 is suggesting.
Say it
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The only thing stopping me from killing myself is how much it would hurt my parents
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Miss you too.
Drinking tequila shots and watching Mean Girls like a sad fuck, and probably going to play league all night while I eat endless amounts of chocolate pretzels.
Fuck.
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>>16588805
I have no motives in life
Every time I do something dangerous. I say to myself to bad that didn't kill me
I am a tremendously boring person. How do I fix that?
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>>16598015
Stop being boring
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>>16598015
Read, learn find something that interests you and go deeper with it. Even the most boring hobbies are cool to hear about if the person has knowledge and passion for it.
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Every time I feel like I'm not winning the crowd over, I decide to tell the hilarious story about how my friends tried getting me laid by bringing 7 girls over to my house, but i was already drunk when they arrived and began ranting about how the 13th century was the best century because women had no rights, and then the women left and me and my buddies made a satanic pact signed in blood that we would murder someone and become psychopaths
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I need some advice on what to get my sister for Christmas. She is 23 and I'm thinking of going to Target. I'd like to keep it around $40.
Any ideas?
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>>16597727
It's almost as though every 23 year old woman likes the same thing.
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>>16597727
Think about what she likes then go get that.
Not that hard.
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>>16597747
They do
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I have a week to raise $5,000 or I can't attend college. Nobody around me can help, so is there any way i can raise the money or should i just start preparing to drop out now.
I'm basically out of options
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Run, do not walk, to the office of the student ombuds. You are not out of options, but you'll need the help of the ombuds to navigate this part of the system.
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>>16597668
Why can't you take a loan?
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Sell stuff on Craigslist. Make an account on one of those funding sites and post it to all your social media pages. Become an Uber driver. Do all the things. Borrow money.
In a few hours, I'm going to meet my soon-to-be-ex boyfriend, in which he will almost certainly officially break up with me. It's supposed to be a dinner date.
So what should I do to prepare? I have right now:
> watch boring Youtube videos so I get into an analytic, rational, non-emotional mood so I don't cry too much
> waterproof eye makeup so it doesn't smudge when I cry
> box of tissues in my car
> eye drops
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>>16597571
Why don't you break up with him first? Beat him to the punch.
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>>16597571
Why is he leaving ya?
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>>16597573
It's a few hours, it doesn't matter at this point.
>>16597575
He wants a casual relationship, I want a serious long term relationship
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Itt: How to train your women
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>>16597474
What do you mean?
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>>16597474
>Be Chad
>Give them the good dicking
>Repeat
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>>16597493
Be respected in relationships
Improve communication
Better sex
Etc etc
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Hey /adv/
I met this muslim girl online, we chatted about usual stuff like where I'm from, etc.
She's pretty shy, said once she had an awkward question to ask ( she was wondering how cum tastes like ), I acted chill, said it's normal to be curious.
Then she asked me if I'm still a virgin, I said no, said I only fucked once.
She said afterwards that she had to go, I apologized like 4 times. Asked her if I said something wrong, she only said she has some stuff to do.
Did I fuck up? Do I have any chances with her? I'll try talk to her again tomorrow.
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>>16597451
She probably figures you wouldn't be an easy enough mark for her ISIS honeypot scheme.
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>>16597459
I'd let herm bomb the shit out of my dick
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>>16597451
Was it just texting or did you hear her voice?
Also, if you're not muslim you're playing with fire even if 'she' is real.
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I keep hearing that girls these days are all whores. How do I get a whore?
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>go to vegas
>find some nasty whore looking bitch
>process will work itself out
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>>16597394
Social media. Facebook, most dating sites.
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>>16597407
Elaborate. I have no social skills and get nervous talking to girls cuz all I want is sex. I want a gf but I have to have sex with a girl before I care about her significantly.
As a pretty average and really shy girl, where do I meet guys? I'm doing online dating right now and I'm not getting anything more than guys who want to hook up and I'd really much rather meet someone IRL.
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>>16597356
Hobbies that involve other people. Or religious places if your the spiritual type.
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Play an MMO, it's where I met my ex who also happened to be shy at first.
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>>16597360
I already have hobbies that involve other people, but that produces nothing more than friends
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How may we advice you?
Tell us your specific predicaments. The more details, the better we'll be able to answer. No one-liners. Let's build some attraction!
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Simple, stop being beta scum
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The way I stopped being beta. I used to stutter, trip over myself and be awkward as hell. This is definitely not a one size fits all routine and things kinda fell into place at points.
>new haircut, clothes, straighten out hours and excercise
>get customer service job and learn to get shit, haze newbies and socialize
>start to slowly befriend coworkers so you can go out more
>get hobbies you love and can discuss
>gain practical skills (auto repair, cooking, etc)
>if still in school take classes on public speaking or speech and learn how not to shit your pants around people
>participate in class discussion more often, take charge if a group project appears
>learn to stand ground, debate and not be a doormat
I have more friends now and actually I am the most cheerful, social guy out of my friends. You won't climb the mountain in a day but it's possible.
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>>16597377
>haze newbies
Stop trying to get this man fucked up.
Help, I over plucked my eyebrows and now I look like a fucking idiot. What's the best method to growing them back thicker and faster?
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>>16597183
I don't think you can help that, but you can fill them in with makeup while you wait
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>>16597184
But...
I'm a man ;_;
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How do I manipulate Walmart managers into them giving Me back cut hours?
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You stop working at Walmart because even for retail they're absolute bottom of the barrel shit for employee treatment
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>>16597059
By finding a new job you stupid fuck.
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fuck walmart.
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Would it be irresponsible to have children if I have depression?
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yes. I have depression and I'm bipolar. both of these are things that could possibly transfer to your kid so don't do it.
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Not necessarily, but there are some caveats:
1) You need to seek treatment. If a given treatment is not working, you need to seek another. You must never give up on the concept of treatment, even if your chosen treatment changes from time to time.
2) You need to take an active role in your treatment. Monitor your moods carefully, not to censor but just to observe. Consider keeping a diary to record this.
3) You need to see to it that the logistics of parenting are taken care of, even during times when your condition does not allow you to take care of them yourself. This includes both temporary situations and permanent ones.
If you cannot or will not do these, then yeah; it's irresponsible. But responsible parenting is possible, even with depression: it just requires some extra precautions.
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It can be tricky, with all those hormone changes, and then you can have post-pregnancy depression, some women even damage their babies if it is serious.