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Merry Christmas?
What are your interests?
What do you do for fun?
What minute thing pisses you off in day to day life
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Me too op, let's talk
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>>16601444
OK
Interests: smoking, computers, programming, reading, exploring. I wish I had close friends though :(
What I do for fun: recently, smoking, reading, vidya, Netflix documentaries
Thing that pisses me off in day to day life: I can't stop thinking and just experience life. I'm stuck in my mind so damn much, hell its even hard to relax, even if I smoke
Even when stuff in life is going great right now, better than it has in months, I feel like shit, I feel sad, I feel like I can't relax.
I want to just be able to stop thinking so much
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So I was hanging out with my boyfriend watching a movie when he suddenly pauses it and turns to look me dead in the eyes.
His face goes all serious and he says:
>"I just wanted to say that I love and respect you and endless amount, but if I ever, EVER catch you cheating on me, I WILL end you. You won't even know that I know until your life is nothing but cinders. Cinders I'll piss on"
Then he smiled and unpaused the movie and kept watching. I think he knows.
I am terrified.
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Grounds for breaking up with him imo
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You're a dumb slut.
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>>16601125
sounds reasonable
he's basically telling you that you won't be able to get away with your open relationship polygamy bullshit.
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hey /adv/ is there any way to lock my bedroom door with this doorknob?
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My roommate sometimes comes in and takes stuff without my permission. he always pays on time so I dont wanna kick him out. I can lock my door from the inside but not from the outside. So when I leave I cannot just lock the door
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Why can't you just ask him not to
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>>16600955
I already have but he still does it. I just wanna get a lock either way
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Or change the door knobs to ones with keys.
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>tfw me and my gf aren't even married yet and she already has developed post-marriage dick sucking apprehension.
I have to basically initiate and forcefully mouth fuck her every time I want her mouth on my penis. And even then she is usually still preoccupied with watching TV or whatever and doesn't pay full attention so I have to push the back of her head into my dick to get her mouth to suck it properly.
I don't think my relationship is healthy at all. I am making her give me blowjobs at least 15 times a day, it just feels to good and I can't stop. She is going to leave me soon I can just feel it and it's just because I make her suck my dick so much but I can't fucking help it, it's an addiction.
How is it even possible to control yourself to not want dick sucking every 5 minutes when its available? I mean sure she expresses some slight discomfort initially but she gives in after little resistance. She seems totally bored with sucking dick but I always make her do it every single day. On the other hand I know my relationship is deteriorating because of this but how do you make yourself not put your dick in someones mouth when they basically let you???
What the fuck do I do? How can I save this?
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2015-12-24 22:44:25
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>>16600796
Someone will fall for this bait
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>>16600796
I only blow guys I'm trying to impress or get to fuck me. If I have them I don't have to get my nose and mouth anywhere near that smelly thing.
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>>16600799
It's not.
If you must just ignore the post but pleae help me answer this impossible question.
''how do you make yourself not put your dick in someones mouth when they basically let you???''
How do you not do it?
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Dear 4chan,
I came to a point in my life were i cant be like this anymore. I have nothing but pain in my heart. I committed so many mistakes in my life i cant fix. I cant live like this anymore. I have no one to talk to i have no friends i cant trust and talk too my life is a mess i tried so hard to fix it an do the right thing but everythign failed. I have to do this is the only way out is the only way i can get rid of all this pain. I dont want to be in this world no more. Is to late to save me. this is the best thing for everyone goodbye 4chan the only close thing to a friend i had
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kill yourself
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thank god i didnt have internet access when i was 14
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Don't kill yourself.
Become a super hero named Suicide Man, when you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to fear.
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Ask me questions so I (we) can see if I'm a schizoid or not.
>pic unrelated
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Schizoid personality disorder or SPD is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness and apathy. Do you have a lack of interest in social relationships or a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle? Do you see yourself as secretive, cold or apathetic?
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You really need some attention, ay?
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>>16600089
>Do you have a lack of interest in social relationships or a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle?
I'd say so. I feel lazy about social interaction most of the time. Got a group of peeps since highschool, but I find myself more disconnected from them each time. I hang out mostly because of social compromise (sometimes self-imposed, like I tell myself to not cut relationship with them) or will of getting drunk. Sometimes I enjoy hanging out, but that's for the first two hours or so. After that I use to turn tired and quiet. I'm tryna fix this desu.
Also, in non-party situations I find hard as fuck to engage and keep a conversation and shit. Although there's 3 people or so I can be drinking a beer for 2 or 3 hours and have a real fine time.
>Do you see yourself as secretive, cold or apathetic?
>Secretive
Yes. I never talk about my feelings.
>Cold
Kinda, because of the reasons I said before.
>Apathetic
It depends. I enjoy reading (40-100 pages per day), but I easily fall in procrastination. I also can't take programmed shit like academical learning, although I did fine on highschool.
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Does anyone else regret going to college? 2015-12-24 18:02:39 Post No.16600003
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I just turned 26 the other day and, after having a long hard look at my life to this point, I have to admit that going to college was probably the biggest mistake I've made to date. While I had a lot of fun in college, worked really hard, was involved in tons of extracurricular activities, learned a lot, had all sorts of honors and good grades, but I can't really justify the investment.
> In 2005, I 15 years old, living with my mom, making $350-$450 every two weeks working at McDonalds as a grill person.
> in 2015, I'm 26 years old, have almost 11 years of work experience, have the equivalent of 3 college degrees (from accredited state schools), an honorable military discharge, and I'm still living with my mom making $350 - $450 an hour. The only major difference is that I now have around $60,000 in debt.
When I share this information, a lot of people like to try find the "trump card" as to why I'm in this situation. You know, thinking that there must be some easy explanation as to how something seemingly so unlikely has happened (you just don't know how to apply for jobs, you don't know how to sell yourself, you must have a bad attitude, you must be ignoring jobs that you feel are beneath you like a typical millennial, you got the wrong degree, etc) but it's just not true - and I'm finding that it's also not that uncommon.
Right now I clean toilets at a hotel. None of my supervisors have a college degree. The people I work with at the low level all have at least one degree in everything from math to nuclear engineering.
If I could have done it all over again, I would have dropped out of high school, become an electrician, had enough money to live on my own, and then take college classes for enrichment between work hours.
So what does /adv/ think? Anybody else in the same boat?
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>>16600003
why the fuck did you go to college if it wasnt free
are you retarded
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>>16600004
Because college isn't free in America you fucking retard.
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>>16600007
it is if you deserved to go
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Is it wrong that I'm considering writing twisted erotic fetish fanfiction for myself as an outlet for my disturbing desires. I'm talking bdsm, asphyxiation, etc...
I realize how absolutely stupid that sounds, and I pretty much deserve every comment of "Get a life faggot", but I'm dead serious. I've been stuck on this thought for a few weeks now, with so many messed up ideas floating around in my head. I feel like it might be fun.
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Don't see what the harm is. I often think about raping my best friend and constantly create in depth fantasies in my head, though never writing this out. I don't think it'll bother anyone as long as they don't know it's you.
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>>16599669
Theres a difference between "Playing rough" and being outright abusive, I can tell you that much.
But writing ero-fiction for the sake of getting off on it later on... I dont know what to say to that
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I'd say go for it. Those fetishes you mentioned seem mostly harmless, depending on how far you take it. I mean, shit, my ex was into that shit and would let me do whatever I wanted to her. Those women are out there, probably more than you think too.
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First time with gf - Tips? 2015-12-24 14:03:12 Post No.16599591
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I really need some useful advices, short story:
>1 year ago, crush on a friend
>little friendzoned, we party together for 2 years
>i wasnt strong enough to tell her the feelings
>changed job, started lifting, diet
>--fast forward 12 months later--
>2 days ago, both drunk as hell
>i told her
>she said she feels the same...
>we make out but only kissing and touching
>made her come 3 times with panties on, magic hands
>she is totally into me
>she is visiting me after xmas
so i am 23 yo virgin which became very fit lately and i got no idea how to have sex that wont spoil that i am a virgin or will look awkward...
fast questions:
When do i put condom on?
Should i touch and finger her till she comes before i go in?
When do i put condom off, right away after i am done? It won't be awkward to leave the room just after?
Should i trim?
As virgin - is it really worth masturbating 2-3h before to last longer? Note that probably i wont be drunk
How many condoms should i bring for whole night?
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>When do i put condom on?
After she puts down your pants
>Should i touch and finger her till she comes before i go in?
Yes, but not until she cums. Save that for the big action
>When do i put condom off, right away after i am done? It won't be awkward to leave the room just after?
What, is she a prostitute? Of course you pull it off after you're done, why the fuck would you leave the room tho?
>Should i trim?
Shave
>As virgin - is it really worth masturbating 2-3h before to last longer? Note that probably i wont be drunk
No, don't masturbate. You'll have a limp dick and won't "last longer".
>How many condoms should i bring for whole night?
Just bring a pack or something, about 3?
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Practice with condoms before the time comes. Jerk off with the condom on. Practice taking out a condom and putting it on fast and smoothly.
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Not OP, but how does positioning work? Sex in a bed doesn't sound very natural
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Canadian border service bullshit 2015-12-24 09:06:34 Post No.16599165
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So my girlfriend and I just got denied entry into Canada and we're figuring out what to do.
I'm a permanent resident in canada, and she's an american citizen. We flew in from Boston to Seattle so she could come visit me in Vancouver.
We walked into this fucking office today and basically got told that they don't trust our relationship enough to let her in for a 3 month stay (the maximum duration of a visitor from the states is 180 days). This shit started with the guy asking us how long she was gonna stay, we told them 97 days (march 30th), he then asked us if she had any money for the trip and we told him she has 300$ in her bank account and that I was going to be paying for her expenses on this trip to see me and so he then told us we were going to be going for secondary processing.
And so even more bullshit ensued. Our luggage all got inspected as if we were carrying illegal shit, our phones got searched (I hope they enjoyed my dick pics), and they had entire lines of bullshit questioning for us. They separated us and tried to drive a wedge in our relationship between us, by implicating she'd do something to me and that I wouldn't want to take care of her trip expenses and leave her stranded in canada, and to her they said what if I decided not to take care of her and that no one would be able to help her and 300$ USD isn't even enough for food in vancouver for one day (the fuck?). And they said we needed
>a ticket back
>proof of residence
>proof of employment
>proof of funds for the trip
So lets go through this shit one by one
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A ticket back is reasonable. Should be a hundred bucks back to Seattle which you can cancel later.
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>ticket back home
I told them I was planning on buying her a ticket later on for march because airfare can get pretty cheap if you wait for the right times
>proof of residence
She lives rent free with a family that lets her stay in the basement, and doesn't pay bills so there's no paper trail there we can use unfortunately.
>proof of employment
We told them that she's registered in college and does work study with them, getting paid by the city her college is in. They told us it wasn't a real job. I told them we could get paystubs and he told us those weren't acceptable.
>proof of funds for her trip
They told us that she would need at least 1000$ in her bank account before they let her through to canada, or 50 bucks for every day she's in the country.
They gave us a sheet that showed everything someone needed to enter Canada and escorted us back to USA soil. I was allowed to reenter the united states because they weren't about to let her be stranded here on the other side of the country with nowhere to go and no one to turn to.
I just read this paper over and noticed they made a lot of mistakes and even lied to us.
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For example it states here that
>pay stubs are also helpful
To prove employment even though we were told by the officer they weren't admissible.
>proof of funds
It even says in this section that if you have a relative or a FRIEND willing to cover your expenses for your trip is fine. But they didn't accept this of us.
What the fuck happened.
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>Cat brings live mouse into the house
>Try to take the mouse from the cat
>Fail, the mouse escapes
>Eventually the mouse squeezes behind the skirting under the sink and cupboards
>Remove skirting, mouse nowhere to be seen
>Cat keeps looking at the last place she saw the mouse, won't search under the sink
>Kitchen full of food because Solstice Celebrations
What do?
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The cat is just as confused as you are, dipshit.
You tried to take the mouse. The cat probably thinks you're a fucking dumb fuck. Which you are, by the way.
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>>16598308
Been that, my cat brought alive mouse to our kitchen and casually let her go. Mes parents moved around furniture but it didn't help, so the mouse lived in our kitchen for about three months. Then one day my mum found her in a cupboard under the sink and caught her in a jar.
I would however say - buy mice trap
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>>16598315
What would you have done in this situation?
What do you guys do with your free time after work? I'm ok with finding things on my days off but the 3-4 hours I get after a work day seems too short to do anything significant
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masturbate
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Realize that this is all you will do for the rest of you life and contemplate suicide.
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>>16600985
thats what im trying to cut out
>>16600987
no can do
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Depressed on Christmas 2015-12-24 23:02:51 Post No.16600862
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How to be happy?
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>>16600862
Find a cute girl to be unhappy with
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>>16600862
turns out, the secret to happiness (and long life) is friendship. Not even consistent friendships, but friendships in general. People who are part of communities, have families, spend time with others ... they're happy.
http://www.ted.com/talks/robert_waldinger_what_makes_a_good_life_lessons_from_the_longest_study_on_happiness
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>>16600864
I'd rather have a boy.
How do I make myself throw up. I need to get out of a road trip tomorrow.
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I've been doing it all week..it just happened
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Eat ur own shit
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>>16600763
Eating copious amounts of raw broth cubes usually upsets my stomach so much that I puke after five minutes.
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How do I accept the fact that I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?
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>>16600706
Observe how utterly miserable most people are in/pursuing relationships.
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>>16600706
become a Sith lord
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>>16600709
Yeah, sex must just be torture.