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>>16603179
post a pic where you aren't pulling the quasimodo face.

Why do guys make the most annoying face they can when they're looking for love?

>>16603179
Are those real tattoos or did you do that with a marker?

Please dont be bait

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Should I try to be more alpha like John?

>>16603174
I think you are cute
Im a male tho so it doenst matter, faggot

How is she saying it? Like "I love ya" and then pats you on the back and slams a beer?

If she flings it casually, you're likely fucked dude.

If you're not in a relationship, I doubt she really loves you. Ask her out or some shit, make a move. Get your answer!

>>16603131
>>16603147
I mean, we've referred to each other as brother and sister for years. But when we started doing that, she was like 14.
Now she's an adult, so our potential relationship dynamics aren't just limited to "brother-sister."

I want to know this too, relationship is slowly sinking. What's your situation anon?

It happened to me. I left my high school lover when I went to college, some 2 years later, we met again and fell in love again, for me it was stronger than it was the first time. Unfortunately, for her, the romantic feelings faded, probably because of my heavy alcoholism to try and escape my PTSD.

But I digress, I think it's completely possible, but I also think that love can change, and while you might still love each other, you might find that it's in a different way.

>>16603059
Huh that's interesting, I never thought about it like that. Not OP here, but your little story gave me hope.

>>16602822
This is wrong. Just why? I feel bad man.

Why not try kissing one of the other THREE AND A HALF BILLION women in the world. God fucking dammit.

>>16602828
>one of the other THREE AND A HALF BILLION women in the world.
I hate this argument so much.

>>16602828
I was horny as fuck, I'll be honest. I did want to fuck her that night. I know it was wrong. Hence why I'm here.

http://youtu.be/9C_HReR_McQ

>>16602723
What does this have to do with anything?

>>16602717
1. Be born with high intelligence
2. Learn a lot, some may argue that by knowing a lot you can have opinions about a lot of things.

So what I would advice is to start reading books, in my experience, the smartest/sharpest people I've met all read a lot books

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>I addressed the whole friend thing.
>She was a little jealous.
>But I told her the girls story.
>Just friends, thats all, I dont see her often.
>"Okay then", she says...
>GF goes home, I have a nap to sleep off the hang over.
>Hours later I wake up to a msg from GF saying she is going to a friends house.
>Didint think anything off until my GF said she wasnt driving.
>GF always drive, unless she wants to drink.
>"Oh thats cool, are you going to drink tonight? :)" me...
>"Nah, just gonna hang" her
>"thats cool too, whos going to be there?" me
>"Just, Katie and John (Her couple friends)..." her
>"Ah yeah, well have fun, I got invited to a birthday thing, just going to go to that" Me
>"Oh and we are going to Tylers!"
>Tyler was the guy she was dating before me.
>Naturally I was worried, but I shrugged it off.
>Hours pass and she is sending me snapchat after snap chat.
>I try to start a convo, she is too busy.
>I say okay and just focus on my night.
>Her snapchats start showing she is drinking.
>calledit.jpg
>I get home and msg her goodnight, she see's and doesn't respond.
>Get a msg after I go to sleep.
>wake up around 3am to a mass of texts from Katie.
>"YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR GF NOW SHE IS VERY UPSET!!"
>I msg her and she starts flipping out about not knowing where I was etc
>I am confused af
>Smooth it over and decide to talk about it the next day

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>Day 3.
>I wake up to a text from GF, saying sorry.
>I offer for her to come to the beach that day
>Asks whos going, 12 other ppl annnd that old friend.
>Instantly flips out.
>Says sorry, says I can go hang out with friends if I want.
>dangerDANGER.gif
>I go, spend the entire trip arguing with her, trying to find out what her problem is.
>She says if I want to talk, I have to go to her place.
>Travel ages to get back to hers.
>She bursts into tears as soon as I get there.
>Says shes been drinking all day.
>I calm her down and talk to her.
>She tells me she is jealous of old friend.
>I talk to her about it for quite some time, assure her its fine and I only want to date her.
>GF is calm and accepting of this.
>I then say, what about Tyler?
>Tell her that hanging out with Tyler is unfair on me, if she acts like this about my old friend.
>Say, I never had feelings for my old friend, but her and this Tyler guy DATED.
>She asks me what she has to do for me to trust her.
>Ask her to hang out with Tyler less and i'll hang out with my old friend less.
>Simple compromise.
>She accepts really quick.
>Sends me a msg, even though we are sitting in the same bed.
>"I was scared i'm going to lose you, because i'm in love with you."
>I just say, "you too babe" and hug her.

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>Several days go by and GF tells me what happened that night, she went out with Tyler Katie and John.
>They went to Tylers to just hang out.
>Then Katie convinced GF to start drinking after they got to Tylers.
>After they got pretty tipsy, they decided to go to a bar.
>There Tyler hit on her loads of times and then asked how her and I were going.
>She said amazing and he just ignored her the whole night.
>End.
>I say fair enough and move on.
>After that...things started to get weird...
>Suddenly she was getting mad at little things.
>Literally creating problems out of nothing.
>This built up over 3 weeks, everyday a new problem.
>Went from having sex multiple times a day, to luck if it was once a week.
>I confronted her about all the issues that were going on lately.
>She says she is sorry she's been putting so much on my lately.
>Says its her, she doesn't know how to react in a long term relationship.
>And she thought we were going to break up.
>WTF.webm
>Obviously I wasn't.
>Shrug it off best I can and work things out, or so I thought.
>Suddenly we start having sex again.
>But only on her terms and she tries to get me drunk beforehand all the time.
>Is shy around me when getting changed or taking cloths off.
>Anything sexual, done in the dark.
>Really shut off now in general.
>Cant have conversations with her about things anymore.
>Suddenly hates my habits.
>Complains about money all the time.
>All these things suddenly.

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>>16602603
>going out to clubs
>wife-material

Nuh uh buddy

>>16602706
This upset me...

Be happy she's bringing her single friend. She'll likely spend the night playing wingman and living vicariously through the friend. She's got you but her friend is single so gotta take care of her friend. I wouldn't worry unless she's given you reason to in the past. Plus club guys are skeezy.

i know the the clitoris is at the very top of the vagina.

Come back when you turn 18.

>>16602562
im 21

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This girl right here is the most recent one that was willing to date me. She was too stocky, her hair wasn't soft, and she was way too forward. Although she adhered to my weirdness, which was cool, she wasn't the hot brunette in the red vest that I showed you guys. I'm just tired of getting second string women...

>>16602394
This bitch looks like draco, anyway dont look for specific girls because you will be disappointed

>>16602445

Don't look for specific girls? Don't we all have a type? Why settle for something just because?

>>16602270
Fetlife maybe

>>16602273
The thing about fetlife is, it's centered around bondage and a lot of kinks i'm not even into. Also their user base is quite...unsatisfactory.

>>16602270
japan, middle east?

Confront her about it anon.... tell her she is a disgusting whore and you twoshould break up now!

Let me know what you are going to do.

>>16602261
i'm pretty sure she'd get mad at you for going through her phone
so find some other evidence before you go apeshit
after that you're free to go though

>>16602261
The obvious answer is to kill her, put her body in a box, wrap it, deliver it to her family discretely, leave prints of her infidelity strewn about the inside of the box, and leave. Have a merry Christmas, OP.

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>>16602221

Go get schlonged by Hilldog

>>16602221
What is the best way to dodge charges for vandalism you knowingly committed? Specifically on a display in an art gallery?

>>16602227
I will commit suicide on livestream if Shillary is elected POTUS

>>16602185
dick lines are a thing that girls like. look up the grey sweatpants meme.

You would be able to tell by the type of eye contact. Did she smile?

>>16602185
Mayb you should just approach her, small talk, if she signals you then (smiles and shit) then you can try and get a date/booty call.

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Then, let's write a screenplay.

I've been writing for fun lately anyways; let's do this.

>>16602198
Alright. Give me a few minutes to wrap my mind around somethign.

>>16602200
Sure. I'll be here.