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Is cuddling considered cheating on your partner?
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Depends on your partner, but probably yes
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yes
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>>16608339
Every girl Ive cuddled Ive eventually kissed.
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Which would you choose? This is not for me.
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I'd tell them to both run from whoever made this chart, because they obviously don't respect these people and are a giant asscunt.
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I would choose none tbqh FAMILILA
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but what do i know, im an attractive female with essentially unlimited options. you better pick fast before they both forget about you!
My boyfriend and I were at this park flying drones when it fell and landed a few feet away from someone. This fat lady wobbled over to it as fast as she could and started to yell at him (I overheard but was still catching up to him). We apologized but she kept yelling at him and pointing her finger in his face. This pissed me off and he's a shy guy so naturally he didn't say anything. I looked her up and down (in a bitchy way) I grabbed the drone from her hands and said "that's mine" whilst mimicking her finger pointing, and we walked alway she tried to yell at us but I just laughed at her.
I don't care if we were in the wrong or not. We made a mistake, apologized for it, but she decided to be a raging cunt and yell at my man like he's some schoolboy. I had to defend him.
We haven't really talked about it since. I feel like he seems less manly now.
Guys? What would you do?
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Honest question: how in the world do you find a guy who's such a pussy that he can't stand up for himself attractive?
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>>16607988
He is good looking (hits the gym quite frequently) and has a good personality, you just have to crack into it because he's very quiet. He's bigger and stronger than me, but I feel like I have to take care of him when it comes to fat ladies who like to rude strangers.
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>>16608000
He sounds like such a wet blanket to be honest. I can understand not liking confrontation and conflict, but to the point where he needs someone else to step in for him? Ugh.
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So i got drunk the other night and apparently applied to be in porn.
The company got back to me, said they'll pay for my std tests, flight to la and hotel. Pay would be $500 for my first scene and id get reimbursed for a $97 for the testings. Thing is the pay sounds good, they said they like me and im what theyre looking for (hetero men) but the thing is its porn.
Idk if i should accept it, like i said rhe pay sounds good, but ill have to be either fucking someone or do some other things and idk how i really feel about it since im still a virgin.
Do i take a shot and fill out the stuff or tell them my situation?
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>so i got drunk the other night and apparently applied to be in porn.
rofl
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>>16607942
I make really weird/bad mistakes when i get drunk. I tried to talk to a friend about it, he hasnt replied, probably tripping out and laughing at me
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Worst case scenario is you end up on efukt for being awkward and earn $500. Do it OP.
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Hi, I'm 27yo virgin guy that needs your advice.
I've decided against my better judgement to hire a hooker to lose my virginity. I told about it to a friend of mine but he suggested I spend this money ($220/hr) in a bar or club to meet a girl there that I can take home or to her place. I have no confidence in my ability to do that and want to be certain I can score. It's 2016 eve and I don't want to begin a new year with my v-card still in the deck. I almost talked myself into it but could be just easily swayed back. So help me here please. Is it worth it? Do you have any positive or negative experiences to share with me?
I never been close with a girl in my life. No holding hands, hugging, snuggling or kissing. I'm sure my heart will race and mind will go blank for the first time with prostitute so I want to be prepared and know what to expect.
I want it to be like a girlfriend experience and not just getting off and leaving. Should I shave everywhere? I buy condoms or she has it? Money upfront? Do we talk to get in the mood? French kissing ok? Can I go down on her? Is it wasteful to want to make her enjoy it? Any hope in that or should I just focus on me? Any other things I should keep in mind.
Hope it's not too much to ask here. My first time on /adv/ too ¨¨ Thanks.
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You're probably going to feel even more shit afterwards, because then you know for certain that you have to pay for sex and can't get a girl any other way. You're also going to be the same person you are now, your lack of virginity won't change anything.
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>>16607692
I know that but I hope that knowing what to expect from sex will help me to gain confidence and not be afraid of approaching girls with intention of getting into a close relationship.
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>>16607697
See, everyone says that, but then they come back and say they feel worse than they did before. Very few guys don't regret it, from what I've seen.
How do people live in big cities with cost of living? Like I can be a waiter or a bartender and do it right?
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>>16607493
go away hickfag, we aren't doing this again
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>>16607502
Offer me your advice oh humble city dweller I am but a simple hick
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Seriously why do you need to make a million threads, you surely will not get anything more that you haven't already gotten in the last 999,999.
My baby daddy is abusive and I am in a text relationship with a college boyfriend who wants me to send naked pics. Should I do it?
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>>16607481
No,end it first or he will find out and abuse you more
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what the f kind of question is this.... do what feels right. and dont regret it
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I dont know what feels right:
A) be with a sweet man who has a drug problem that makes him abusve and crazy/poor as shit
B) get with a sweet man who shares my intellectual interests and is financially stable but likes ROUGH sex
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Ask a Genuine Bum Anything
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I am a genuine alcoholic homeless guy.
I am camped out behind a building that has a power outlet and an unsecured wireless router connected to the internet.
I'm surfing 4chan on an iPhone 4 that someone must have lost sometime back.
Ask me anything.
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How old are you and how did you get to this point?
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Let's see that smile
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>>16607411
I am 74 and I got here by refusing to participate in the same bullshit pattern of life as the rest of society does. I chose this. I refused to work because getting money for free is damn easy. People are suckers and will give their hard earned money away to people like me. The thing is, I don't even need much of it because I don't have a house. I don't have a house because I like being able to roam any go wherever I want and do anything I want whenever I want at any time I so choose.
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Can someone trace your IP/personal info/doxx your ass through Skype? Fuck, make fun of me, I understand, but I'm fucking afraid of getting my shit revealed. Even the tiniest shit like age and full name scares me out of my mind (it's a long story).
Overall, how do I keep myself protected? Whether it's on Skype, or even here in the 4chinners, anywhere really, do you have any warnings/tips?
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i just traced your IP via 4chan. i will know EVERYTHING about you in 10 minutes.
expect me
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i think it's possible to get someone's IP through skype
if you want to do something to prevent this, delete this person, turn off your internet for a while and turn it on again
hopefully your IP will be reseted
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No dude, you are safe. Also if they know your IP, they know the city you are in and nothing else. Relax, you won't be found out and raped in your room kek.
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So if someone tells me
>text me whenever you want
I should I assume they don't really want to talk with me, right?
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>I should I assume they don't really want to talk with me, right?
Why would you infer something like that? They told you explicitly what they wanted. If they don't text back then fuck them.
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depends on the context
if someone texted me out of nowhere "text me whenever you want" it pretty much means that they want me to text them
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Hi /adv/, 21 year old kissless virgin here. I'm going on my first date ever this Wednesday. How do I not fuck it up? We're going to dinner and then a movie.
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you're going to fuck up no matter what.
hopefully you don't really care about her because she's going to laugh at your mistakes and probably never want to be near you again for inevitably being so clueless and worried during the date.
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on the dinner part just get to know her. just talk, no piggy talk unless you know how.
the movie part is easy, just laugh and have fun, think for yourself.
dont try for the first date kiss, this isnt a romance movie. you can try if you want
the best advice you will get is: laugh, smile, have fun. rest is up to u
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>>16607089
piggy bank. what is piggy talk?
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Hi /adv/ hope your day's going good
Basically this is my life story
>born with high metabolism which I got from my dad
>not anorexic but just a bit thin
>I try to eat as much as I can but no effect
>bullied in school from friends,other pupils and teachers aswell. I've went through it all: name calling , weird looks, physical interaction ect...
>even my own fucking family, the worst thing is most of my family is fat and they tell me to gain weight when they clearly can't control theirs
>it's constant and never stops
>I have depression and anxiety
>stay locked up in room
>when they make fun out of me I stay locked up in my room and starve
>started smoking weed at 12 to get hungry
>even my fucking skinny dad makes fun out of me
Is my life worth living?
It's funny I'm posting this on 4chan but this is the only way I can share my thoughts.
Why is it OK to bully thin people but the world goes crazy if you say ANYTHING about fat people?and boys have it worse.
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>>16606088
start counting calories
it's highly doubtful you're some sort of medical anomaly, you're just not eating as much as you think you are
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>>16606088
Don't get fat, get bulky join a gym and start lifting it does wonders
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>>16606088
>Why is it OK to bully thin people but the world goes crazy if you say ANYTHING about fat people?
Hum, no. At least in France, fat people shaming is pretty accepted. Are you 'murrican?
How do you build self-esteem when you're fuck ugly, not smart and not likely to ever achieve anything noteworthy?
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delusionally
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>>16605963
There must be something you're good at.
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develope a good pesonality.. everybody will be ugly when they come to 40-50 and that is the only thing that remains. And many people unerestimate it even when they are young. Ex : I find good looking people with a horrible personality some how very ugly and vice versa..
but if that already is the case maybe exercise and developing a good body
Would anyone like me to tell their fortune? Just tell me your situation and ask a question.
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>>16600180
Hi, anon! This seems fun!
My tw9 questions are:
>will I be successful, careerwise?
>will my bf and I stay together or breakup, eventually?
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>>16600180
Hey, thanks Anon. What spread are you using?
My question is: what are my romantic prospects for 2016? And any advice? Please post cards as well
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I'm in love with a 19 year old girl. I'm 26. Is the age gap big enough to cause problems down the line?
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>be robot af for years
>KHV at the age of 20
>worried I was gonna go full wizard
>FINALLY get a girlfriend
>I still don't know how, but it clicked and we're amazing together
>been dating for 6 months
>lost virginity - we're close - it's great
Okay here's the problem.
>During all that time I was khv, I fapped to porn ... a lot
>developed bizarre fetishes, including sub/masochist tendencies
>sub tendencies spiral out of control
>eventually wind up regularly fapping to cuckold porn
Now that I'm with my gf, that cuckold porn is taking its revenge. I literally cannot stop fantasizing about my gf cuckolding me. I fap to it a lot - I often think about it when we're fucking. Whenever we're out in public and she ... maybe glances in the direction of a chad I think about them fucking while she hurls humiliation at me and it gets me off.
She doesn't know I think this yet and I'm worried that telling her is gonna creep her out. But then again, it might be hot af to roleplay this shit with her. I dunno.
How do I stop this stupid fucking fetish? Or, alternatively, what's the argument against me just telling her and trying to get off with it?
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>>16608477
Change your porn habits until you associate sexual release with something else. Don't take "cheat days," or any bullshit like that. If you fap to other things for long enough you'll likely start fantasizing about them instead.
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>>16608477
Please do not post bait threads on this board.