Is it disrespectful to think about someone who has died while you masturbate?
12 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>16605825
No, they're dead. What does it matter?
If you feel the need to ask, it probably makes you guilty tho and you probably shouldn't do it for your own sake.
>>
Who are you disrespecting?
>>
I've fapped to Audrey Hepburn before, so... no.
File: 27652_gravityglitch_ophanim.jpg (658KB, 800x721px) Image search:
[Google]
658KB, 800x721px
My roommate has this thing with incense. He fucking loves it, and pretty much has a stick burning every day at this point. Unfortunately, that shit bothers my throat and eyes. I've asked him to tone it down, but it just hasn't happened yet.
Before asking him to just stop it, does anyone have any ideas of how to compromise on this?
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
maybe stop being a sensitive cunt? it's just incense dude, relax.
>>
>>16605667
>having trouble breathing
>too sensitive
I'm trying to not be an asshole but this is literally my home. Is a compromise too much to ask?
>>
>>16605668
not at all, it's just incense he probably won't give a fuck either. This isn't a quandary, ask him to stop lighting incense in your home, no need for a trip to 4chan,
File: mechanic_wires.jpg (50KB, 640x479px) Image search:
[Google]
50KB, 640x479px
What's some kind of training, certification, or degree I can do in 2 years or less that will land me an okay ($35k-$40k/yr) job?
I'm interested in cars, motorcycles, computers, electronics, economics, finance, and music.
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
none, go work at the post office.
>>
>>16605644
Post offices are getting shut down everywhere m8. The one in my town just bit the dust.
I try applying for the city postal office every single year and I never get any calls back. I took the postman exam once and aced it and still never got a call.
>>
ASE Certifications can get you on the right track to getting an automotive based job.
File: Thanls.png (261KB, 500x379px) Image search:
[Google]
261KB, 500x379px
Almost two months ago, in the first days of November, I went on a date with a girl, and the date went pretty smooth: she was nervous at first but then relaxed, we laughed, we drank, we even went for dinner on the old part of town. I thought she was a bit inexperienced in life, but personality and humor-wise I could easily connect with her.
Meanwhile, My ex who is also my best friend said that because she still had feelings for me if I wanted to pursue any type of relationship with that girl she would have to get out of my life to protect herself. I made the choice to ditch the girl in order to preserve my relationship with my ex.
Flash forward to now, and I decided to try to see if there is anything there for me with the girl. The problem is that I haven´t told her anything in 2 months, and I have no idea how to initiate dialogue again, or even if she would be interested. I know that she hasn´t been with anyone in these past months, and that she has been working in a library. I was thinking maybe I could drop by the library and talk with her a bit. What do you think /adv/ ?
TL;DR
>Went on a date with a girl
>Due to certain reasons I stop talking to her after it even though she still tried to talk to me
>Din´t talk for two months
>Now I want to talk to her again and another date
>Don´t know how to approach her now
12 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 12189822_891248370991116_1862057699327704436_n.jpg (66KB, 700x700px) Image search:
[Google]
66KB, 700x700px
Btw, I did ask my closest friends for advice on this matter, but what I heard from them didn´t help me, that is why I came to /adv/
>>
File: tumblr_n7n24gy3Uv1toamj8o1_500.jpg (50KB, 500x681px) Image search:
[Google]
50KB, 500x681px
Any ideas on how to start talking to her again?
>>
File: fargo - parking lot.png (508KB, 841x467px) Image search:
[Google]
508KB, 841x467px
Nothing really?
File: Peter Capaldi - Concerned.jpg (25KB, 620x374px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 620x374px
This is more of a sex question than anything, can a male explain as to why it's such a turn on to put fingers inside their girl's mouth?
11 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
My boyfriend stuck his fingers in my mouth when we were masturbating laying next to each other and like, instantly came all over us when I started softly licking and sucking on them
I'd be interested to understand the turn on too
>>
>>16605485
It's only a turn on in most cases if they suck on it provocatively or something, and the same goes for eating bananas and other suggestive actions. It's the implication that your partner wants you that's sexy, unless a guy has a hand fetish. In that case I'd be more worried that you're dating Kira Yoshikage.
>>
because it's reminiscent of sex
fingers = penis
mouth = vagina
File: IMG_20151226_003558.jpg (2MB, 2416x3232px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 2416x3232px
let me get a rate senpai, this pic is freshly taken. I'd just like to know how fucked i am in life and what i can do to look better, thats it Rate plz
27 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
4/10
shave
get some sunlight and sleep more to get rid of darkness around eyes
boi u boutta be 6/10 right quick dats above average
>>
File: _20151126_183113.jpg (109KB, 1440x546px) Image search:
[Google]
109KB, 1440x546px
You're a Russian queer. That's literally what you look like. You look retarded. Your nose is fucking massively wide. You got nigger lips. And your pale as shit. Go outside. Get real friends. And quit watching porn
File: fugggg.png (141KB, 230x270px) Image search:
[Google]
141KB, 230x270px
This is sort of an urgent plea for honest advice.
I was on /b/ not to long ago and a random bunch of drop boxes were posted, I was being stupid and clicked most of them, most were 404 except a couple and they were full to the absolute brim with cp, i clicked on a few videos before I realized how absolutely fucked up the shit was. I was utterly disgusted, then immediately filled with fear.
I went to report the page but had left it, tried to go back to get the url and it was 404, some of the videos were titled and i'm fucking worried my ISP might monitor me after seeing one of the titles. I'm absolutely mortified, other sources like google or lurking around mentioned reporting the link to the authorities but quite frankly im too scared out of my mind to link this sort of material to myself, I'd have reported the url to dropbox but they require a fucking email address, im downright frightened if I try to report it I'd be focused on, I dont want that.
What the fuck do I do, am I going to be okay? Should I end my life? Im seriously considering suicide at this point, since I do not want to put my family through the consequences, I have no where else to turn.
19 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>16605295
>Should I end my life? Im seriously considering suicide at this point
Wtf you don't even have anyone asking you about it. Talk about paranoia. You should probably figure that out.
You didn't save any, hell you didn't even watch them the whole way through. This is a one time thing. You're gonna be fine.
>>
>>16605307
To be honest I watched multiple all the way through before I realized I completely fucked up. The few I saw only scratched the surface of what was there.
At first I was curious, but then absolutely disgusted, honestly.
You're right, I didn't save anything.
But ive read up on this sort of thing, and there are lists of video names, file names and shit in databases or ISPs which trigger notifications, im assuming the titles were the original ones, I have no clue, but im legitimately worried I might be investigated because of it, which is why im considering suicide.
Everyone has stumbled onto things in the past, viewed stuff they werent supposed to out of curiosity or somehow, Most anyone whos spent any matter of time lurking /b/ has probably run into something illegal or accidentally viewed something illegal, I dont want to be singled out as a suspect just because I browse /b/ a lot.
>This is a one time thing.
Damn straight. I never want to see anything like that again.
I dont want to give my family the trouble of having their neet, worthless peace of shit relative going to prison, i'd seriously rather commit suicide.
>>
>>16605295
You're fine.
You have nothing on your computer.
Yes, it would be ideal for us to punish everyone who views child pornography. But, in practice, that would be ridiculous. The authorities are looking for people who produce, upload, otherwise distribute that kind of content. Not people who find it by accident.
Even if someone DID trace it back to you and attempt to punish you, and the powers that be decided to press charges, any lawyer could get you off scoff free.
File: 3d00bb39b1b29ec8f17e24ae94ffbd19.jpg (57KB, 477x479px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 477x479px
Boyfriend and I want to be a power couple.
Anyone have any advice on how to dress/behave in order to appear like we have our lives together? Keep in mind that we're both uni students.
13 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
It's not going to happen right now. Get decent jobs once you graduate. What are you studying?
>>
>>16605276
Go back to reddit
>>
>>16605283
I'm in media, he's in chem engineering.
File: money-07.jpg (1MB, 1864x1680px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1864x1680px
I need to make about $3000-$5000 between now and May, but my school schedule doesn't really allow for a job. What are my other options?
>sorry for the generic uninspired image
32 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>16605265
>my school schedule doesn't really allow for a job
Elaborate
>>
bump
in same rut as OP, except while i do have a minimum low paying job, i'd love to know of more efficienct ways of making money without having a job that sucks up all my time
>>
>>16605265
Might be able to get $1-2k in that amount of time by donating plasma. Other than that, some kind of part-time work is probably the best you can do if you want to stick to shit that's actually legal. As for jobs conflicting with your school schedule, it's really a matter of which you need more - money or sleep.
What do you need the money for? Just curious.
My boyfriend isn't the type to say sweet or sappy things like "I miss you" etc. He doesn't like cliche love songs and he hates social media PDA. Which is fair enough, I am just highlighting this to give you an idea of how he is.
I used to be very loving towards him and express things to him if either one of us went away or if I do something he loves without him, it doesn't feel the same, it feels like he should be there experiencing it with me or at least that's how I feel and so I tell him this.
The problem is that since he doesn't reciprocate the sentiment vocally, it has caused me to filter these things I used to say to him.
He now occasionally calls me cold or distant. The truth is that I love him more than I've loved anyone but I am not comfortable expressing it like I used to because he doesn't.
I am not pushing him away like he told me and I am not getting cold on him, not internally anyway, it just boils down to me feeling like an idiot if I say something like "It wasn't the same without you" and he'll reply with "well I will be there in a week" in kind of a stern way, or he will go silent.
He has never told me he missed me even though we have been apart quite a few times ranging from weeks to months.
If I tell him I miss him, he'll remind me there are x amount of days until we can be together, or something similar.
Does he... maybe not get that I am just loving on him? I am not looking for a solution to how I am feeling and I guess a bit of reciprocation would be nice too.
I already have told him this when he said I am colder towards him, but he seems to forget that it takes two to tango.
>mfw
35 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>16605205
Probably has a side-bitch
Saying something and expecting a static reaction is a bad habit, stop it
>>
>>16605205
Yell at him about it. You're a woman. You can do that.
Do something nice like make him breakfast or some shit and when he doesn't reciprocate throw a fit that you are going 90 and he's only going 10 that you love him and just want to be loved back and all that shit you already told him. If he can't reciprocate and it makes u feel shitty then it probably won't work out
>>
>>16605205
Your bf a chump.
Get with me. I get real sappy, if ya know what I mean ;^)
My girlfriend and I are tired of our shitty fashion sense. We're tired of being plain and boring.
>be me
>button-down plaid shirts, t-shirts, jeans
>be her
>long-sleeve shirts, button-down plaid shirts, t-shirts, jeans
She wants to look sexy, I wanna look fashionable. Where do we go?
14 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
/fa/
>>
>>16605093
I went there, but it was just memes and shit. I'm talking outside 4chan.
>>
>>16605086
She could go for classic vintage sexy, as in Dita von Teese. ModCloth is a good website for various vintage inspired styles, and as a plus, you can see other people wearing what you want to buy before purchasing. I've put together a few amazing outfits that way. As a guy, I don't know. Just don't go to /fa/, if you want to look like a straight, fashionable male.
File: 1381665458325.jpg (345KB, 599x846px) Image search:
[Google]
345KB, 599x846px
how the fuck do i go from being a neet thats too scared to leave my home to a normal adult human being? this shit is so far beyond me its not even a little bit funny.
13 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>a neet thats too scared to leave my home
The thing that no one wants to tell you:
Do everything you can to make you look physically more attractive. Clear up your skin, make your hair look nice, if your teeth are yellow whiten them, grow a good beard ONLY if you can, buy nice clothes (Zara is a nice place).
If I'm right and I probably am, you mostly don't like leaving the home because you have low self-esteem due to how you look, whether you want to admit it to yourself or not. Am I wrong?
>>
Also lose weight if you're overweight. Just don't eat anything at all.
>>
>>16605076
watch an anime called welcome to the NHK then get back to me
File: IMG_8083.png (135KB, 640x1136px) Image search:
[Google]
135KB, 640x1136px
So on Christmas Eve I had a run in with an 8/10 MILF, and, to make a long story short, I ended up getting her number (I didn't even ask, she did).
She's a yoga instructor and I helped her take pics for her Instagram (which she later uploaded, so apparently I did a good job).The poses she did had me going wild....
Anyways she seemed really fond of me and was pretty flirtacious (touching me and shit like that). The problem is I'm 18 so I don't have experience with MILF's/cougars. I'd really like to seal the deal on this one and fuck the shit out of her, but sadly I don't know what I'm doing so I had to come here.
I'm not scared to ask for what I want, so I'll take any advice given. I'm on vacation so I only have 3 more days to seal the deal. Help me out.
>pic related, our texts
11 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Guys I found this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YHuvpdaZ_E
>>
Pics?
>>
>>16604841
Good on ya, bruh!
Slay dat dragon.
Anonymous
Should I buy an Apple Watch? 2015-12-26 05:29:13 Post No.16604779
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Should I buy an Apple Watch? 2015-12-26 05:29:13 Post No.16604779
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Should I buy an Apple Watch?
Anonymous
2015-12-26 05:29:13
Post No. 16604779
[Report]
[View this topic]
Pic related is one I want. What all can they do? It seems so fucking nifty and shiny.
16 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>16604779
Do you have an iphone?
>>
>>16604804
Obvs
>>
>>16604817
Then it'll do exactly what your phone does, and less. Smart watches don't offer much just yet, save your money and wait until they're actually useful
File: UwoWmoQ.jpg (928KB, 3070x1728px) Image search:
[Google]
928KB, 3070x1728px
So , I like to write erotica fiction stories I guess they would be called?
>I suppose it was a mistake to tell my GF I did so , but I did mention it barely when we were on the subject of stuff like that .
> She wanted to see them ( cause some involved her) , but I insisted it wouldn't turn her on . Maybe she thought it was cute to , but today she snuck into my pc and read 'em. Next thing I know she's texting me , callinge a psycho and a sicko and threatened to call the police.
> She quickly said she wasn't calling the police but we REALLY needed to talk .
Im not entirely sure how to approach her when she gets home , but I'm more upset that she invaded my privacy .
37 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
Depending on the content, you probably are a psycho and a sicko and need the police called on you.
>>
If it's as fucked up as it must have been for her to say that, I'd just say you're fucked.
>>
What were they about OP? This is important to tell if she's over reacting or if you really do need to talk.