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>>17115136
So he should give it back. Why is this even a question?

>>17115152
Yeah, he's a fucktard. He kinda spent it.

>>17115162
The he should face the consequences of his stupidity. Maybe it'll teach him something.

>>17115124
Nope. No clue why so many guys claim to be into this, but I also don't understand the appeal of cumming on someone's face.

Vagina feels a lot better than ass imo.

Don't even bother stressing yourself over this OP. You had something terrible done to you and that's enough stress as is. There's a lot of dudes out there that would rather vagina over ass. Don't feel like you gotta like something just because some males find it attractive.

Anal sex is different, from my experience. The texture on the inside is different from theat of a vagina. It stimulates one's penis in a different way.
My girlfriend actually likes to have anal sex when on her period. I think it makes her cum quicker too because it stimulates her from a different angle and it feels deeper. It does hurt at the start and desu I only like it at times..
Sometimes I cum inside her ass but then when I take my dick out it got some brown slime on it too..........
Anyhow, its good when its clean and both sides enjoy a whole different experience when having anal sex in contrast to vaginal sex.

kys

>>17115108
SSRIs can fuck you for a long time. Why would you want to lose libido that's lame as shit OP.

>>17115108
it's called castration

Also, I don't condone perversion on transit. I was just saying... It's not as simple as the media makes it out to be. They think it's just pervs being pervs but it's really just desperate dudes trying anything for female attention. They are at their wits end.

>>17115088
>I actually think this is why there is a influx of perverts in cities. Men are just "yoloing" interactions with women because almost nothing works in making progress with women.


You sound more like your problem is that you've stewed your brain in 4chan and porn to the point where you have no idea what actually goes on in reality anymore. You're right, perverts are created, and you've made yourself into a pervert.

If you want to learn to talk to women, stop thinking about sex constantly and talk to them the way you'd talk to men.

Do you know how to talk to men even?

>>17115107
this. its not really that hard. just talk to them the same way you talk to men. i do it all the time in uni. women are actually quite easy to talk with, they do go on a bit sometimes though lol.

Use olive oil.

>>17115078
I understand olive oil is better. But, is there anything BAD about stuff like in the OP pic? It's really convenient to use and doesn't leave much mess.

>>17115073
most creams like this contain alcohol. i'd stay away from them.

having said that i got into a situation where the only thing available was something like this and I didn't die from using it. but then again I was wearing a condom (the other guy didn't die either).

Delete system32

>>17115064
use firefox instead.

For chrome, try manually deleting the install files from program files (I forget if they're in x86 or just normal program files).

As for Windows, go into command prompt (run as administrator) and run the command: sfc /scannow

I'm a computer technician so if this doesn't work, I have a few other things in mind.

>>17115046
i can see why you got pissed but you're not actually with her. maybe she doesent really like you or is doing it on purpose to make you jealous? regardless of her intention, she doesent sound like a decent girl. at least now you know what to expect

>>17115056
But then why tell me she wants to go to a $100 formal? It doesn't make sense, I told her I probably wasn't even going to go but she told me that she wants to go with me.
I get that I'm not really with her, but isn't also pretty fucked up to do that to someone whose doing that for you?

>>17115046
Need more context OP, what's the deal between you two?

Do they walk in unannounced? If not, what's the problem?

Yea, all the time

>>17114974
Do you pay them rent? If not, you own nothing and live inder their roof and their rules. Move out f you don't like it.

I'm guessing you're a female.

Depends on the circumstances of the break up. If it was painful and dramatic then further contact will cause this pain to resurface. If the break up was mutual, it could just mean they're tired of you and they don't want to speak to you again due to how awkward it may be.

>>17114978
I'm male and they initiated the breakup. I'm curious but why assume I'm female?

We broke up over her saying she wanted me to be just friends. I reacted negatively and we'll that was a year ago. I know that the breakup was very hard on her, but I'm so confused as to why being friends is off the table now.

>>17114985
>but why assume I'm female?
Because it's always the female that tries to pull the "let's just be friends" shit after a break up.
>We broke up over her saying she wanted me to be just friends.
There you go.

"Funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out." - Starship Troopers (1997)

If you want poor Arab Prince who all of his country other rulers became illuminatis and took him down from the throne and illuminatis tried to kill him over 200 times.

Am up for a woman like you. Am nice. But sometimes when am pissed I could move my 250 million mass alliance with all terrorist organisations all over the world.

>>17114917

Nope.

No reason for anyone to get married except for alimony, child support and other taxables (which is why the media and government tend to push it quiet a bit).

Being married sucks for both genders... but for men it can pretty much lead to debtors jail or homelessness if SHTF so, good for you, not exploiting and encouraging the system.

Stay away from marriage.

>>17114920
Uh huh.

Think I'll pass.

>>17114909

power metal fans are NOT gay, they are just comfortable with their masculinity

>>17114919
Ha! That 'masculinity' is all over the place, it's so epic and cliche it's boring

>>17114923
What's the matter? Don't you enjoy some deep, brotherly love?

Don't know what to say. Not even passing high school these days is social and financial suicide.

You could look into writing a personal letter to the high school you want about how you want to improve your ways and yadda yadda. They can take pity on you. Otherwise probably start looking at getting your GED

>>17114846
once they deny you isnt it official?

>>17114856
I didn't say it was guaranteed but it's worth a shot. I mean you're not doing anything else with your life .

Personally? Don't do it. Don't fucking do it. Holy shit don't do it. Please don't do it.

Realistically? Ehhhh you're probably gonna do it. Better put it in her butt before she reports you for rape when she gets sick of you.

OP here, could you inform me as to why you think I Should'nt?

>>17114827
Terrible idea

But you will do it anyway because it's damn near impossible to say no to good pussy

>>17114822
Same
Monitoring this thread

Maybe you should get some more sleep and see if that helps.

>>17114822
Do you smoke weed or use to smoke alotta weed?

- if she does fuck someone what i should do

1) cut her off and never talk again
2) cry and beg her to stop
3) take her in the woods and rape her and bend her over my car and rip her clothes off, spit on her slut pussy and fuck her until shes crying. my dick is 7.5 inches and it hurts her (shes 4'11). I want to tell her stuff like "you like me fucking that slut pussy" "whos my little fucking whore"
while i ram her pussy

we dated for 3 years, and the first month i was a virgin until i fucked her, but before that she dumped me and fucked some shrip dick faggot the next day.. i got back w her only bc she fucked me and took my v. but a year after i met a 34 yr old bbw (300+) and she was my fwb for 6 months while i was dating the other girl. i thought of it as revenge. so ive fucked two girls but my friend thinks shes my only 1.

>>17114786
Break up with her.

Seriously, the mental anguish you'll go through while she sits there with her fermenting vagina looking around as if she doesn't know what's going on...

Seriously, once a woman's sexuality makes her man concerned, you can never unconcern the man. I'm sorry, you have to kill her.

Don't kill her but for real sounds like she has a tenancy for lying, and for fucking a whole lot of guys. Not GF material and not waifu material.