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My crush told me he liked me. I'm a virgin nerd and hes an experienced cool guy. I'm ready to get some sexual experience before college but I'm still super self-conscious and kinda have a reputation of being shy.
It sounds like he wants to have sex with me. I'm not ready, I haven't even used tampons. But I've always wanted to give a guy a blowjob.

Is it okay if I tell him I only want to do oral?
How would you respond?
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*unzips pants*
blow away
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>>17117533
so it's okay? How do I introduce it?
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Oral is just as great as sex. I am pretty sure he won't mind. I guess just bring it up during the heavy petting or after the heavy petting?

What do I do if my partner gets extremely down without a certain kind of treatment but has said they need to learn to do without it? I can treat them that way with reciprocation, and sometimes without, but only when I am not asked. It touches on an extremely personal issue and while I'm reassured I don't have to do anything, it gets brought up frequently and they're clearly sad without it. They have said they have dreaded doing the same for me. I feel alone taking care of them this way and I'd be content being normal and happy, though it doesn't seem to work for them. I have moments of feeling the same as them when I have been taking care of them this way recently. What do I do? It's sensitive and I don't know how easily I can just talk about it.
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I want to add that it does not make me feel alone when I get it back sometimes or I am doing it on my own will when I feel okay
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I'm sorry but you're being incredibly vague and it really makes it difficult to assess your situation
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>>17117587
I have mommy issues and she wants me to be her mommy sometimes. This means taking care of her, me being mommy, and treating her like a kid. I have really bad mommy issues. I'd be happy if we could both just be happy together and I'd feel reassured by her and okay as just myself. I like the same thing, I guess, but not unless I could really relax and not worry. I don't get sad without it but I don't have the strength on my own to just be a mommy. I can definitely get into it if things are okay.

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>From a non-Anglo country
>Little cousin learns English really quickly
>All my relatives praise her for her language skills
>I learn a language a lingua franca that is not really spoken in my local area quickly
>People tell me that I will never use it and I am just wasting my time learning it
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english is the language of commerce and spoken in many different countries, no one fucking cares that you learned to speak japanese you autistic weeb
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>>17117546
I didn't learn Japanese, geez. I said I learned a lingua franca and I know that Japanese is only spoken in Japan so it doesn't count, geez.
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>>17117550
what language?

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How do I become a less toxic person?
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>>17117484
Have you tried working the shaft?
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Identity toxic behaviors and begin working through them one by one. Ideally, work with a therapist to aid this process.
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tox·ic/ˈtäksik/
adjective

poisonous.
denoting or relating to debt that has a high risk of default.

noun

poisonous substances.

Now let's try again and be more specific this time.

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So there's this girl I've known for a long time, and we were friends before I entered into a 3 yr relationship with my now-ex, I introduced them to each other and they hung out a bit after the breakup but stopped hanging out.

This friend came back into my life and we caught up, fucked a bit, got some head from her but she's still with her cuck boyfriend, who's virginity she took, and he's basically really inexperienced and she's sick of him.

Thing is I feel like she's expecting me to swoop in and steal her away. My problem is I won't trust a bitch who cheated, and I'm not particularly very attracted to her. However she does have friends who are hot and is open to threesomes and other fetish type stuff... What do?
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I say don't get into relationships where you don't love the girl, maybe get to know the other girls if you don't want anything serious.
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>>17117469
>I won't trust a bitch who cheated
You're a a hypocrite, considering you're the one who helped her cheat, and therefore you're just as shit of a person as she is.
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>>17117781

Pretty sure I'm not the only one she's fucked around with. And sure, its fucked up, which is why I wouldn't get into a relationship with her, since it would be based on shitty actions.

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>Old local celeb from the Celine Dion era (I'm from a non-Anglo country) is holding a concert after 5 years of having no concert
>32-year-old cousin is a fangirl
>Local newspapers are hyped about his concerts - he one of the most famous local celebs during that decade after all
>Mom often criticizes the celeb and says that everything he says is for pleasing his fans to earn money/everything he says is a lie
>I pointed out that she shouldn't criticize this celeb so much as my cousin is a fan of him
>My mom said "Why do you always have to mention your cousin? I'm not criticizing him in front of her and I'm just stating my own opinion"
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>>17117435
who cares
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Everyone who bothers with celebs deserves to have cancer, including you, your mom and your cousin
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>>17117435
This is the stupidest thread.

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Can someone please help me for Yahoo Answers?
>submitted a question
>been getting gibberish responses
>found the answer by myself somewhere else online
>wanted to submit a good answer with my other account so that I can pick it as best answer
>however, when I reload the page with my other account, the answer disappears
Could someone with a Yahoo Answers account please do me a favor? I would tell you the answer and the link and you can just copy and paste the answer in Yahoo Answers and I will give you 5 points. Thanks.
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...what the fuck

Do people still use Yahoo Answers? And why the hell do you care about worthless points?

B8 SAGE
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>>17117397
Please just help me
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>>17117399
Only if you admit you're either a bored middleschooler, or middle-aged person with too much free time and no kids.

The last time Ive heard of Yahoo Answers was 7th grade.

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How do I get over my anxiety for getting a job?

A job would be great at the moment but for some reason I'm way too anxious to try and get one. I don't know why I'm so worried about it

What do?
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>>17117381
Whenever you feel afraid, just hold your head erect, and whistle a happy tune so no one will suspect you're afraid.
While shivering in your shoes, you strike a careless pose, and whistle a happy tune, so no one ever knows you're afraid.
The results of this deception we very strange to tell, for when you fool the people you meet you'll fool yourself as well.
AKA Fake it until you make it.
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>>17117385

What the shit did I just read
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I was in the same boat as you when I tried getting my first job. In my case I just forced myself to speak out. You're going to get a job eventually so might as well go out there and get one. If you mess up then just move on.

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Hello advice.

So anyways, I'm 28 years old and I'm smart. I have an IQ of 184, I graduated high school with a score of 98/100, I am a brilliant person who people look up to, and I can solve most problems I face with a calm and calculated attitude. Which of course has paid off, literally, by making me well-off financially.

However, I know next to nothing about women. In high school I was more interested in learning things than the girls who, looking back, had a thing for me. I just went on my first date, in my late twenties, a week ago. We just had dinner at Pizza Hut(I offered better restaurants but thats what she wanted). We talked about things, mostly about her because I think I read somewhere that girls like a good listener, though I said about two things about myself. Shes a waitress so when I tipped the waiter 8 dollars for a 22 dollar meal, she said I was really nice. Upon leaving, she walked up to me, and I shook her hand. I kicked myself after she left for that instead of hugging her. I then called her 3 days later(because my friends said wait 2-3 days and not call the next day) and left a voice mail that I enjoyed it, then said have a good day.

What did I do wrong? What did I do right? When should I ask for another date? Shes about a 4/10 or 5/10, but I like her a lot.
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You'll die alone because you're a fag, if this isn't bait.
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>>17117379
This isn't bait and I'm not a homosexual.

All of this is 100% legit.

I've been trying to get dates since I was 22, but to no avail until recently.
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>>17117377
>>17117383
>graduated high school
wow whoop the fucking do
Intelligence can't just be applied like that, you're a complete retard when it comes to women and with this attitude neither this girl or anyone else is gonna get close to you

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What is a fast painless way to live?
I can't take it anymore, I want to live so much but I don't have the balls to do it
I have asked for help both irl and online but nobody wants to help me live at all
I have seen some methods online but I'm afraid of living wrong and having to deal with the consequences
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>>17117330
life is a constant series of fuck ups, consequences, and lessons. No matter how old you are. It's a crazy fucking journey. That's for sure. There are always different things you could have done and should have.

Live man. Deep down, you know you want to. You know it's scary as fuck but do it anyways. I'm not saying doing complete 180's of who you are but small steps of shit. It's Friday and most people would think it's a night to party and get wasted and shit. Go buy a bottle and take a couple of shots for yourself. Just drink alone and play some games. Have fun with yourself. That's where the whole learn to love yourself shit comes from. That fucking show Parks and Rec. "Treat Yo Self" Do that shit. I know deep down you have hobbies or shit you've always wanted to explore. Do it man. You don't have to show the world right now if you suck. Fuck that shit with the validation for likes and stuff. Do shit for you. Treat yourself right. Do the things you want to do. I'm just some anon but I know you have some talent. I know you have a burning desire that's eating at you every day. Do it man. Not in a meme way but for reals, don't let your dreams be dreams.
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I like this thread.
This is a good thread.
Have you tried dyeing yourself?
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>>17117330
I love it when shitposting comes full circle to normal posting

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How do I stop procrastinating?
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when you figure it out get back to us
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>>17117303
YOU DONT
WELCOME TO HELL
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>>17117303
I'll tell you tomorrow.

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I'm friends with a guy who consistently lies.

As a bit of background -
We met 6 years ago working in a fast food restaurant. I was 16, he was 28. He was poorly groomed and has a deformity. Coworkers, management, and often customers were extremely rude to him. He didn't have a vehicle, so I offered rides home. My younger sibling has mental retardation and I've developed a soft spot for people of this nature.

One year into our friendship, my boyfriend at the time dumped me for another woman. I did not tell my friend about this. He overheard me talking to a closer friend at work about it. Next week I received anonymous flowers at work. I spoke to my friend and explained it wasn't appropriate. His advances have never stopped.

Two years into our friendship, I get my first apartment. I find out he's lived with his aunt his entire life, even through his 10 year marriage and birth of his two children. He asks to move in as my roommate, saying he wants to gain his independence. I agree. We both get better jobs. Then I start realizing how often he lies. I confront him about it, he swears to be more honest.

Two years later, he escalated from little lies about not knowing where my favorite coffee mug went (he broke it) to telling his parents we were engaged, and ultimately telling his family I was carrying his child. I was appalled, so I confronted him, moved out, and limited our contact. He would sit outside my job begging to talk.

A year later, we're finally on decent terms. He's still telling petty lies, but I'm the only friend he has and I feel obligated to hang around. He asks to come over and house sit for me during an overnight shift. (I live in a bad neighborhood.) I have a bird and two cats. He breaks my rules and let's the bird out. The bird died. He didn't tell me this, I found my parrot in his cage. He lied to me about what happened, I pieced it together myself.

Here we are now, year 6. I'm burned out. What should I do?
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>>17117302
Op tell him to stop lying or he can fuck off. People learn when being straightforward
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Don't fuck with him anymore. You've given him enough chances already.
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>>17117302
>He asks to move in as my roommate, saying he wants to gain his independence. I agree.

That was your first huge mistake. You were absolutely fine and nice up to that point. But come on, you knew where this was going. I don't know why you're punishing yourself by helping this extremely troubled guy out.

I understand he's lonely and stuff, but your kindness and generosity is warped by this guy not only being borderline retarded, he's also clearly in love with you. That can't be good for anyone, but especially not you.

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i'm an obese 5/10.

if i worked out and lost 100 pounds, how much does my score rise?
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OP here, i'm a guy btw.

Extra question: What else besides exercising can increase your physical attractiveness?
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>>17117283

if you start working out because you think it will improve your dating prospects you'll never succeed

fitness is about a full lifestyle change towards positive, productive choices that benefit you now and down the road. it's not about getting laid, it's about being honest with yourself and recognizing your full potential. it's one of the most intimate and critical experiences of your life and it is something you need to be serious about
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Post pic, lets see what we're working with here.

Don't be scared, this isn't /b/. No one gives a fuck about ruining your life here

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I am so fucking sick and tired of normies. Everywhere I go its filled with them, their dumb manners and topics of conversation. Even at college, the place where I spend most of my time, its when I hear them all day long screaming, making le funny comments and not caring about not having a clear idea of whats going on and how serious things are.

I just wish I could stay away from them and their retarded behaviour.

How can we fix this problem really what is there to do?
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>>17117273

you're in college which is about as normie as you can get

you're not as smart or cool or above it all as you think you are, you're immature and arrogant, which is the worst fucking combination

your shitty attitude is only going to make you more miserable and alienate you from possibilities to grow, subsequently leaving you behind while your peers excel because you thought you were too good for the complexities and dimensions of other people

if you had half as much conviction as you think you do you wouldn't be posting on 4chan, bitching about other people.

grow up
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>>17117288

I am not bitching about them, if you didnt have the reading comprehenssion of a 8 year old you would realize that I am trying to help them. I am venting and at the same time looking for solutions.
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fight them.

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how to get over shame?
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>>17117248
Act like it didn't happen
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Learn to laugh about it.

Or if it's something really stupid then >>17117253
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>>17117253
my Ex wanted to have a 3 some. now i dont feel to right about myself after it happen. we ended up breaking up and my ex got together with the person we had a 3 some with. what is it called here? being cucked?

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