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my new neighbor is hot às shit. but she's still in HS. like 2yrs younger than me. how do I fuck her

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Potential life or death shit here.

So there's this guy on an obscure chan who is actually trying to kill himself. Recently he cut himself up with a knife on cam, he didn't go to the hospital for help. I'll provide link below. He is insane, believes in magic, occult bs, etc. Talks about how he wants to die, I know it sounds histronic but histronics can hurt/kill others. I'm worried he might go to try and kill others, he's talked about Elliot Rodgering several times and it seems to be getting worse, yeah he's a virgin too. recently broke up with some online relationship. anyway I'm a bit of a sperg and don't know how to contact authorities so i come asking for the help of the lejun. He lives in Kitchener/Waterloo Ontario. That's all I know but here is some of the shit he and others posted about this and it all checks out:

4chan spam filter is retarded so i'll have to post it as a reply.

He goes by the name fringewizard in some really obscure chans I don't even bother to visit. The only reason I know of this place is because it is the remnants of /old/.

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How do I make sure an escort is legit before I go see her?

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how do you get a GF if you're poor and ugly

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I'm in love with two guys.

Guy A is a friend who lives a few towns over from me. We've gotten to
talking and he's admitted he likes me. However, he's focused on college,
graduating and finding a job now so he was stalling for time.
Guy B lives on the other side of the country, but says he's been in love
with me since he saw me. He broke up with his ex girlfriend [my former best
friend] to be with me, and i've recently decided to be with him as well.
However, I still really like Guy A and he's not too happy about my
decision. What do I do?

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What condoms are actually good, especially for a guy who's a bit thicker than average?

The condoms I've tried (durex normal, extra safe, thin, extra thin) all cut the feeling by at least 10x and I end up losing erection every time.

Are there any condoms that don't reduce the feeling by a ridiculous amount - to the point I can't even stay hard in them? Even lube in the condom doesn't do anything for me. I just barely feel anything in a condom. Are there any brands that are actually good?

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if somebody wanted to build a bomb, what would be the best place to seek information? do people honestly just google that, as if it falls under freedom of speach or something? this is for a story im writing

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How's everyone doing? Anyone made progress becoming not-so-much-a-loser?

I'm coming home from work doing 160 hours over 2 weeks. I decided to walk home instead of taking the bus. I wanted to how far I can depress myself watching other people start their weekend.

Gonna spend the whole of next week trying to learn basic coding, Christ knows I can't spend the last bit of my 20s bagging groceries for fucking yuppies and hipsters.

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I work for a neighbor. I work my ass off. He has given me 4 raises in 2 years(up to 28.50 an hour). With that being said i am socially inept. His son's 25 birthday is tonight and he told me that we would really like it if i stopped by for a little bit.
Can i skip this?
What do i do
please make up my mind for me ;-;

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I want someone to give a shit about me, I'm tired of being the only one.

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what do women want?

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So about a week ago, my grandfather died of cancer.
I only met this grandfather a year ago because i've never met my father, and he didn't know i existed. I've only ever talked to my father on the phone and the relationship between them is completely severed by my grandfather.

So once we knew that the cancer would kill him, he told me not to tell my father he had died because i'm the only one in contact with him in the family. My father has repeatedly told me how sorry he is and how he has tried to make ammends with him but all contact fails.
As a kid estranged from his father, i know how i would feel if i didn't know if my father was alive or dead (which i didn't until i was 15)

So now, i feel compelled to tell about my grandfather's death even though he told me not to tell him after he died.

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I think I got chlamydia from a tinder girl a week ago. One morning I was about to do my morning fap when I saw 1 milky drop come out of my dick and I wasn't even hard yet. Went to an STD clinic, they jabbed my dick with that cotton shit, and then collected a sample of this fucking discharge.
They gave me 2 pills of Azithromycin two days ago and they told me not to have sex for 2 weeks which I know is bullshit and I have tinder girls crawling all over my dick and I don't want to /bioterrorist and infect girls on purpose.


How long does chlamydia ACTUALLY take to clear up? I need to fuck some sluts asap pic semi related

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Curious if anyone could suggest a decent supplier for phenibut. I'm very wary in general, and looking to better inform my risk assessment, as well as somewhere to start.

Don't really care about the nootropic angle, I just need an effective anxiolytic and painkiller.

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So I work in a shop and there's this girl who comes in quite often who I'm kind of into. She's displayed a few signs that could be positive but are they that positive? Generally she's really nice although kind of strikes me as a bit shy as well, she just has that whole introvert feel about her.

She's called me 'babe' a few times when leaving ("thanks babe"). On one occasion she asked me about the e-cigs we sold and when I mentioned I was thinking about one she said "yeah, me and you should both get one together!" Before she'd smilingly comment about how I'm always working on weekends, and sometimes say "see you next weekend!". Then there's the usual laughing out loud at humorous comments that I make, even if they're not that funny. Also the other week I saw her walking on the other side the road through the shop window, as if she was headed somewhere else. She then kept staring over the road at the shop, perhaps at me, and moments later she had crossed over and was in the shop, as if she'd decided to come in on a whim.
However, tonight she came in for the first time in a while, and my colleague was serving her, and I was stood beside my colleague. I said hello and asked how she was, and she just responded with "yeah, I'm alright", not asking me how I was back, and with no eye contact or anything. I did notice that she kept rubbing her nose and adjusting her glasses, but of course that could be anything.

Anyone know what might be up?