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>>17114085
Are you really a lawyer or is this some fun you're having?

>>17114085
Is it a good idea to go to law school?

>>17114085
Is small claims worth it? Or is there a statue of limitations on what you can claim? My neighbor (who shares a building wall with me) is a meth and crackhead. He was in and out of treatment for a year and a half. He had escorts over all the time, and the police were at our building every other day for a while. The whole building felt like we were sleepless zombies living in a warzone, as he shouted paranoid tirades, threw furniture, etc. One of his escorts even called the police on him for domestic battery. The man was involuntarily hospitalized 3x. His parents tried to get custody over his assets, but no dice.

I am finally moving away from this fucker since I've aged about a decade from the lack of sleep, constantly being woken up by paranoid rampages about how the guys in the trees are coming to fucking shoot us.

I'm finally moving the fuck out of this hellhole, but want some kind of distress compensation. I've slept in my car just to get away from this shithead.

The HOA couldn't evict him since the bastard has tons of cash and bought his place outright (probably from drug money, since we saw drug deals go down).

Is there anything I can do, other than just forget about it and move on? (literally)

>>17114076
Make him pay to fix it.

There are no laws in da hood

>>17114079
If he doesnt comply, beat his ass right?

Be careful pot brownies can be very potent for first time marijuana users. Shit freaked me out. Just dont overconsume, know they take a while to kick in, and know regardless worst case senario youll fall asleep.

>>17114082
worst case scenario is they forget how to breathe

>>17114075
#420YOLO

probably irrelevant but as this happened I felt like I was transported to another dimension and laid witness to thousands of bloody screaming bodies being immolated all at once.

Are you still high?

Because:
1.) Organs are not small
2.) Organs are connected to things
3.) You would be dead from internally bleeding to death

>>17114062
Post of pic of your vomit.

If she wants to get you drunk, let her get you drunk. Just remember to cut it off once you hit that magic feeling. If you start having memory problems, cut it off and start sipping water. Otherwise you'll puke

>>17114067
>that magic feeling
How will I recognize that? And how do I keep myself from saying something I'll regret?

>>17114072

>You don't go from sober to absolute fucking blacked out unless you take a fifth of Jameson to the face
>You'll know not to drive a car, you won't say something stupid
>Stick to beer, no more then 1 shot AT MOST

You want to fuck someone or look like you want to fuck, that's good to go.

It looks good imho.
but that depends where you are. in the deep south this might not go, but in LA or NY this is absolutely fine.
I wouldn't wear it to work; but going out, on a date, or just around town it's a great choice.

Cute for a teen. Childish for an adult.

another bump
pls help

Exactly how weird are your fetishes?

Are you the tile guy?
Let's hear your strange fetishes.

no, they're just rich and generous

Of course, if it's a ridiculous amount it might have been a mistake. They might make a complain with your manager.

Have some decorum, politely and genuinely thank the guest for their generosity.

>>17113963
How am I supposed to even go about answering this question? I don't have this issue, but that's only because it's rare for me to feel emotional attachment to others, and that includes my own family.

I'm pretty sure that it's a character trait that you either have or you do not. If you dont, then read up on PUA or MGTOW or whatever shit people on this website read to pick up women.

>>17113963
It's easy. You just have to feel empty inside and embrace it

>>17113980
>How am I supposed to even go about answering this question? I don't have this issue
then why comment?

I'm a straight guy, but holy shit man shave that thing off right now

>>17113966
femanon agrees

>>17113960
You like someone gave you a "dirty sanchez"

>>17113923
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".

>>17113930
i dont fancy this girl and what creeps me out is how she found me in the first place, how did she find my name

>>17113934
What an immature ass you are.

>>17113922
You don't want to be like her exes dude, because she isn't with them anymore.

It didn't work out with them and if you were exactly the same it wouldn't work out with you either. Be who you are and you have a shot at making this last where they couldn't.

>>17113935
But the issue lies mainly because her recent ex broke up with her. She loved him and is still working on trying not to be sad about it. I'm willing to be understanding an give her time to fully get over it but it also makes me feel insecure about it.

>>17113942
God man makes me sick to read your post.

Go to a Doctor, or something like that. Also, where do you live? South America perhaps?

>>17113915
Just hire a prostitute

>>17113948
Central europe. Why do you think i should go seek a doctor? I mean im not gonna rape anyone, im just hoping to have sex which is something pretty natural and pleasurable, i dont really get why the fuck i should feel guilty everytime i would like to ask a girl "lets just fuck", but thats it. It would ruin every relationship with them.

>>17113949
I could but the problem is pretty much the same, i cant guarantee they wont pull off something strange or make me ill.
I wanna take a woman and fuck her so bad, but the risk of making out with a hooker are almost enough to make me stay on my track,

Just put some eye drops in their drink and be done with it.

What did this guy do to you?

That is a good idea, I'd like to do it aswell to some guys I have problems with.

In my country you can't go to jail for doing that, at least not if you don't destroy their mobile phones with the water or some other electronics

>>17113920

Doesn't sound satisfying enough. Bucket of water sounds more fun. I just don't wanna go to jail for it though.

She probably found someone she liked more. Sorry, but that's a biproduct of dating sites. Each girl is going to have 20+ messages a day from other guys the same time you're talking to her.

>>17113888
Dayum sorry, second what ^^^ that guy said. Theres plenty of girlies out there.. Atleast one has to be less of a bitch than the others

Forget about it and move on, you're wasting time thinking you had some kind of connection