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Wow.
Why would you act like you are ok with something that you are clearly not ok with?

>>17118493
Part 2 to my dilemma;
Sometimes I am convinced he may be gay and just with me to be normal. He doesn't look at me during sex ever, he doesn't get the concept of foreplay (me and his ex are besties and both have had this problem) and he never compliments me or anything. All the porn he watches is sissy/trap or gay. I just dont know anymore.

Sounds like he's not bisexual at all.

>>17118480
I have calculated that it will take me 3 years to save 100,000 dollars after I graduate in may assuming that my starting salary is 49,000 dollars, which is predicted by a career website I found, and I get a raise of 5,000 dollars each year, which is pretty common from what I have read on the web. If I stay home, my expenses will only be 500 dollars a month for car insurance, gasoline, and entertainment. If I move out, life becomes so expensive that it will take 6 years for me to save as much money, at which point the housing market will be even more crazy.

Now comes the bad part. I had some health issues in first year, and I changed faculties in third year, so I am going to graduate at 25 instead of 23. This means that I will be dangerously close to being 30 and still living at home if I stay home to save for a down payment, which could really hurt my chances of getting laid and finding a wife. Most people get married from 25 to 35, and I really don't want to spend time living at home in that age range. It hasn't come up with women so far, but most of the women I date are also students or are under 23. This is Canada's 2nd least affordable housing market, so it's probably a little more common to live at home than elsewhere, but it's still stigmatized.

What do you guys think I should do? Should I stay home and save up the down payment quickly or move out so I can find a wife easier?

(2/2)

I don't know OP but I fucking love Victoria and want to move back one day. My favourite city in Canada

>>17118487
That's why it's so fucking expensive.

>>17118455
Were you born rich, white, and with a family connection to someone who runs one of these programs?

>>17118459
>rich
technically upper class
>white
yeah
>with a family connection to someone who runs one of these programs?
i know someone who's a pensioner in the union I'm trying to get into, does that help?

Does it help that I'm trying to get into a somewhat in demand field?

>>17118459
>thinking you need white privilege to learn a trade

Is this fucking bizarro world?

Suicide headaches?

Go to a doctor son.

bump for being scared

>>17118449
Here's a really bizarre off-the-wall idea:

See a doctor.

There is nothing you can do to ease their pain. Don't do it.

I'm planning on doing it this summer. It's sure to be hot. I think I have the idea for a perfect suicide. I'm going to drive out in my car on a 100+ day and get a shaved ice with milk (you need something in your stomach) then I'm going to find an isolated place to park. I'll take all the pills I have in my arsenal (I have a fuckton). They'll make me sleepy. I'll smoke a last cigarette and listen to "Blue in Green" by Miles Davis played on endless loop. I'll put a plastic bag over my head and drift off. I'll die of heat stroke.

>>17118418
>his family will feel pain after he dies

ayy lmaau


op what im doing is packing all my stuff up then driving into the desert with a handgun

This is nothing.

>>17118395
I have second-hand embarrassment

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>>17118403
Good because I want to fucking die

It really depends.

Are you sabotaging your health? Are you sabotaging your social or love life?

>>17118388
Because it's hard to imagine that you'll actually feel better.

Put more effort into my body? Sure, I might like the results, but I'll be fighting myself constantly in order to not go back to where I am now.

Oh, [desired sex] will like me more? Glad to know they don't like me for who I am and just want me to look a certain way for them. Great that all of who I am as a person is a whole 10% of what makes me worth the time of another person.

I'll -feel- better? I'll just be giving up thing by thing until all I can eat is leaves and nuts, and I have to spend more and more of the free time already made limited by the fuckstain job I'm forced to live with having just to maintain a body that makes me hate everyone who treats me different for having it.

Yeah, no. I'll take being a lazy fatass. I've been down the "get healthy your life will be good" road, it made me want to put a gun in my mouth.

>>17118443
I'm talking about sabotaging the main important things in your life: health, job/study, and relationships. All in favor of instant gratification, comfort, you know. Even though you feel empty inside, you still do nothing to change.

>>17118307
I try to talk to people if I can (hardly any friends tho lol), and if I can't I watch tv or cook or something with the radio playing so I feel less alone. Also hang out with my pets. My life is sad af

Omegle

Helps me remember people aren't so great and gives me my fill of human interaction

>>17118343
Omegle was a bad suggestion people masturbate on there and OP should quit drinking alcohol, possibly quit smoking cannabis. Look for a best friend maybe

>>17118298
Go easy on him. He's probably desperate. Forcing space between her and you will make his dick mad at you, and you don't want to test your friendship like that yet.

Four months? Maybe confront him about it by the 7th month. Novelty wears off by then usually.

>>17118298
Sounds like your jealous he is getting pussy, quit whining you fag.

>>17118313
Says someone who hasn't touched pussy since birth.

Please no joke threads here

I used to have this problem when I was 7 or 8 years old. How exactly did you see that the chef had a knife? Did you go into the kitchen? Either way, go to a psychologist.

>>17118274
pics of your arrest, you probably didnt do it if you didnt make it on the local news faggot

Also forgot to mention.

>Live with my parents

>>17118170
I bet if I looked like chad you'd change your mind.

Not even close

>>17118114
>dreams to perform on the same level as Chad and Tyrone.

Good news - porn is fake and every girl has her own special ways she likes to be fucked and odds are it's nothing like your average porn pounding. Porn can be fun but the best thing to remember whenever you watch it is that it's Chock Full o' Lies and you should believe nothing that you see in it.

>>17118114
>how to be good in bed in general?

Go to literotica or some similar place and just look at the highly reviewed "How Tos" that lots of people have written.

>how to eat pussy and ass
>how to give a good massage
>how to take a girl's virginity
>how to touch her so she feels good

etc.

>>17118114
>Also, does anybody have any good tips on keeping one's penis in good health and working at maximum efficiency?

Don't grip it hard when you fap. Don't train yourself on kinky porn, use your imagination, stories, and plenty of vanilla.

>>17118114
>sources on female anatomy, how the body works

Your library probably has "The Joy of Sex" and if you want to know more about female reproduction than most girls you can also read "Taking Charge of Your Fertility".

Finally, don't expect to be good at sex at all without doing it a few hundred times, and don't expect to be good at sex with any individual person without doing it with that specific person a few hundred times, because every person is different.

>>17118114
Communication is the best way to please your partner.
Oral is awesome and a lot of the time, better than sex for women.
But you're already off to a good start if you actually care about pleasing someone other than yourself.
Most men just want to get off.
The guys who try usually do better just off of that.

>>17118162
>porn is fake and every girl has her own special ways she likes to be fucked and odds are it's nothing like your average porn pounding. Porn can be fun but the best thing to remember whenever you watch it is that it's Chock Full o' Lies and you should believe nothing that you see in it.

gotcha

>Don't grip it hard when you fap. Don't train yourself on kinky porn, use your imagination, stories, and plenty of vanilla.

is that all? I thought there were possible excercises I could do.

>Finally, don't expect to be good at sex at all without doing it a few hundred times, and don't expect to be good at sex with any individual person without doing it with that specific person a few hundred times, because every person is different.

note taken


thanks for the reply, and for directing me to that website, lots of info, thanks.

>>17118095
>I FLIP THE FUCK OUT and start punching myself in the face over and over again calling her a bitch.
You sound like a fucking psycho, you shouldn't change who you are because any woman who gets into any sort of relationship with you is going to end up dead at the bottom of a lake somewhere. Just stay away from women.

OP here I honestly feel like if a female reads this I would seem like Norman Bates...RIP

>>17118095
Don't do stuff for women for free and don't buy them stuff either.

I think you two deserve each other, you're both fucking retarded

>>17118076
>My question is that was my response over the top or a case or a well justified comeback?

Whether or not it's justified is irrelevant, you're a fuckin' idiot.

Seriously, she bothers you all the time stalker-mode about a relationship that you are clearly not interested, and when you make an offer that means you both come to a compramise, she freaks out and scream sexual harrassment?

What the fuck you think she's gonna do now you've "triggered" her?

Enjoy your false rape allegation mate... That's what happens when you're dumb enough to fuck with crazy instead of waiting it out until they get bored of you.

>>17118082
I would have contemplated it but didn't realise just how mad she was at the time. She was pestering but not crazy until I asked.

4chan is not a doctor's office, go to a fucking clinic please

>>17118072
Wash area with alcohol, dab any spots with antibiotic ointment, and observe for a few days. If you think that there is moisture or chaffing/rubbing involved, try talc powder. Yes, consider dermatologist if still no improvement afterwards. GL!

>>17118072
Molluscum, folliculitis... for fucks sake anon just se a GP if you are anxious as I usually am about it.