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Use your money to buy a higher class hooker next time

You need to get the fuck out of that relationship bro. She's either a whore or retarded for not using jimmies while fucking a manwhore.

>>17101718

>i can honestly say im in love
>we've been together almost 3 months
>almost 3 months
>honestly im in love
>3 months
>almost

i literally lol'd.

>i think my girlfriend might be a tramp
>she could have had up to 4 sex partners

Seek help, get an asestment. Sounds like mental ilness, wich can be dramatically improved with therapy and medication. You dont have to live like this.

Also you are super super young. You can totally change.

Clinical depression plud a healthy dose of anxiety.

See a therapist, consider low doses of anti-depressants

'hi, why are you alone' isn't the best pickup line imho

>>17101633
I'd be lying if I said I'm smooth as fuck all the time. But with
>hi, why are you alone
yeah im pretty sure it obvious how you fucked up. You think thats how you get dates? No m8. You need to be smooth. Flirt. Look good. Dont get too attached. Ignore them a bit. Girls like attention. I've never been good at flirting at bars. But I somehow manage to do well in other settings, like hitting on a cashier or a random girl on the subway.

>>17101639
>>17101639
what else should i say?
i also said 'whats up' and 'how are you' and 'whats your name?'

it was a loud club you literally have to scream in their ear for them to hear it

>>17101556
Learn to accept the women in your league or upgrade yourself so that attractive women are in your league.

>>17101574
Also 2 dates is hardly getting out there. When you are looking for a job do you fill out only 2 job applications? No, you go to multiple different place.

Your best friend is kind of an asshole for using you as a 'rebound'

that is indeed shocking and unfortunate but listen man at least you stopped and didn't just drive off laughing like some people really would do in that situation.

i have cats and honestly it would be fucking devastating if one ever got hit by a car and we're all adults, so i can imagine those screams you heard...

just be glad you have a conscience and can feel empathy.

>>17101542
You're not a terrible person, you'd be terrible if you intentionally hit the cat or didn't do anything to avoid hitting it. You did all you could, and the fact that you went back and buried it is commendable, I don't know if I would do that I'd probably freak out. It's a horrible thing to have happened but it was an accident and it doesn't make you a bad person.

>>17101554
btw if you buried the cat did you make sure it was fully dead before burying it? i assume it got badly hurt but if it was twitching it was still alive. cats are highly intelligent and very emotional animals, maybe you aren't aware of that, but as someone with cats i don't see much difference between killing and burying alive a kid than a cat. i hope you showed some sort of respect, like apologized to the cat as you buried it. cats just wanna live out their lives healthily and happily like we do. they feel the slightest breeze on their hair, you better believe that cat felt tremendous agony being hit by your truck

>>17101534
Is this some kind of metaphoric bait?

No I had no pictures to post so I posted the Skyline. I'm seriously stressing though, becuase the bitch got arrested

>>17101534
okay bro, cops are out of the question when you're a john with a hooker, so you've got to about this your own way.

I'd suggest you track this hoe in some way, whether it's fake emails and pictures to get her attention on craigslist, or driving around the crack neighborhoods looking for her tweaked out on a corner.

And, then it's simple, beat that fucking tricks ass.

Now, they're used to this kind of behavior, so it's important you don't feel bad because she's a woman and stop after you think you got her good, this bitch is battle hardened, and I bet she's been bullied more the same night you find her than you ever dreamed of in highschool.

So, you're going to need to get this bitch on the ground and relentlessly be kicking her in the god damn jaw, and removing any teeth she might've had left from the meth addiction before she was too poor to afford any more.

Now, here's where it gets different, you're going to find out a few different things while she's bleeding out her gums on the ground in a ripped thrift shop sun dress, and those things are

1. She's broke, you're broke by proxy of her theft, and there's nothing more you can do about that, so enjoy your revenge, grab a tall boy on your way home and maybe find a bitch to fuck, because you're going to be horny and full of yourself.

2. You get a payday to replace those bloody shit kickers you killed the warranty on, in which case you might want to put some of that aside for a higher class broad next time you feel the urge to degrade a woman with your penis & newly acquired cash.

3. She'll have some notable possessions worthwhile to steal in leau of pay. May include a firearm, as you mentioned tazer, or cell phone with contacts. Same end result as the first option, but you can get some cash or use out of the possessions.

you had a petty little experience that wore off so quickly you're already here on 4chan discussing it.

protip: don't get hung up on experiences, they are all impermanent, they come and go, and normality always returns.

my advice to you is forget about third eye stuff and focus more on an intellectual study of ancient eastern religions like buddhism. sharpen your mind with thinking, don't get lost in chasing the dragon of "spiritual" experiences or you'll just turn into a hippie burnout like so many others. acquire as many books as possible and read, forget all about these experiences.

later on when you have a very firm intellectual foundation in the religion, then you can start meditating again. right now you're doing it backwards, hence your confusion. you need a firm foundation in other aspects before moving on to esoteric meditative practices, this is how it's always been in such traditions. the thing is that in internet age all the information is available at once, so the old way of making gradual progress guided by a knowledgeable master is lost and what we have is a bunch of baby's first trance type spiritual seekers rushing right into what used to be totally unknown esoterica without a strong foundation in knowledge and morality.

>>17101478
You should try again but after it happened to me I could never feel that way by trying to feel that way. I feel like what you described comes to you when you're very lost and need guidance and also when your mind is thinking about something very important pertaining to your life.

Did you see anything? I've had my eyes closed and open during that experience, when closed it's all darkness with a huge blue dot in the middle of it, it looks like a blue eye or portal. When my eyes were opened, it was basically what I saw in the room but it looked everything was zooming in but also out?? and the same blue dot was there covering my vision until all I saw was blue with my eyes open! I freaked out and made my body move and the blue faded away. I've seen it again twice since then but only with closed eyes.

this is some wild shit… but I'll play "Devil's (tee hee) Advocate" and ask if that glad doesn't need this kind of work to "open' it if you're a different kind of person. It just does its shit all the time. It's automatic.

maybe because youre a male, and the distance between the two globes of the brain is much wider than with females. Therefore, it's harder for your brain to make a connection with it because it's further away. In some people it's very easily obtainable because the lobe is right there.

Still, what youre doing is interesting and as long as you dont' try and contact "Captain Howdy" you're doing no harm.

Well, until you mentioned the kissing part, no it wouldn't be weird at all.

But now I understand. Your best friend has a cuck fetish and wants a threesome with you

>>17101463
definitely this. i've seen this happening and been part of that dynamic countless times.

cuck fetish confirmed

>>17101463
Lol ;^) Next time i see him ill pull out my dick

bumping for /adv/

bumping for legit question

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>>17101410
>tfw her name is also Emily
I'm literally in the exact same situation buddy. Have a bump.

(2/3)
The latter shouldn't be an issue–after all, we are more likely to enjoy media we can relate to. It has evidently worked wonderfully in the past. The problem lies within **what** is relatable. Take a look around you, and you'll realize society has become very, very boring. You'll notice everyone is glued to their phones/laptops/tablets, engaging with each other indirectly. Culture is no longer being shaped by the world around us, it's becoming homogenized and compressed into one disgusting melting pot. The future is rapidly becoming less about enjoying life, more about feeding egos. Not to mention, everyone is walking on eggshells trying to not offend one another, adopting a "live and let live" mentality. Millennials were raised with the ubiquitous notion that "everyone is unique, beautiful, special" and just as deserving of a good life as everyone else.

To illustrate my point, imagine Seinfeld–a notoriously successful sitcom–and shape the plot of an episode so that it could be relevant to this decade.

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Would you watch Seinfeld if it revolved around Jerry & friends talking about how many retweets they got, or what they saw on instagram? If Jerry started using youtube as a platform for his stand-up routine? What if Elaine met someone on tinder and they turned out to be catfishing her? What a gag, right? Ah but wait, it doesn't stop there! A new character would be introduced to the show, to add diversity. A strong, fat person of indistinguishable gender and race. But that's not diverse enough, is it? Let's add a character of every race, culture, and religion. Ensure they all get enough screen time, shove their "progressiveness" down the throats of viewers. Every episode would revolve around the same concepts and the same restrictions.

Fucking horrendous, innit? What's even more horrendous is that this is already happening.

I'm having a hard time putting this into words, if you couldn't already tell. I just want to ask you, /adv/, am I the only one that has a big fucking problem with current society?

Hows being 17 treating you?

>>17101369
How about a passport and ransom money?

>>17101383
I've got a passport (practically everyone in my country does). I did remember that I need a visa.

I still need to find out the best place to get foreign currency from.

>>17101395
>the best place to get foreign currency from
A currency exchange.

>>17101341
It's so 2016 seeing someone who makes more than 150 thousand dollars a year asking advice on 4chan about where to move

>>17101341
just gonna put out there, you said you don't want to live in the deep south but Mobile actually fits all your criteria, I've been there a few times when my ship came into port and I was really impressed by it compared to the rest of the south.

Tampa and WPB are extremely boring areas just fyi. If you're going to live in Florida live in Miami or Jacksonville. If you want to live in California but not LA/SF how about San Diego or Santa Barbara, both are very nice.

>>17101341
Seattle, WA if you don't want snow.

Minneapolis, MN if you do.

Your metropolitan requirement is pretty shit.

>>17101308
>I've been waiting to get married.
Fucking why?

I'm 21 and lost my v card a few days ago. It was alright, but holy fuck is it over hyped.

None of your problems go away after, your life doesn't magically get better. You just stuck your dick in a girl.

>>17101385
Knowing what you know now would you have waited for marriage?

how can you not afford a $15 game

are you 12

>>17101271
Literally turned 18 just two moths ago

Nope, parents won't buy me anything related to "those devil games"

>>17101282
then buy it yourself??

Got some bitch pregnant huh?

>>17101261

If you're willing to work, you can live indefinitely.

If you just sit and do nothing till your money runs out, you could last a few months.


Tips:
>head south where it's warmer

>get a bicycle so you can have free transportation

>if you live out of your car, consider getting a gym membership so you can have a place to shower

>living in a storage unit is a possibility, usually against the rules and illegal in some places (https://www.storedge.com/how-and-why-to-prevent-live-in-renters)

>subletting someone's shitty basement gives you the ability to get a library card, free internet, email, books, obvious amenities of indoor living

>buy generic and cook your own food

>painters will hire anyone who will work

step 1. fit as few personal belongings as possible, don't take shit bc its yours take shit bc you need it.

do bring lots of clothing.

start googling tips on how to live out of your car and where to take showers when homeless. there's plenty of info online.

from there the biggest thing is to spend these 3 weeks making sure every bit of preventive maintenance and cleaning that can be done to your car is done. you want that thing running well, well stocked on oil/fluids etc and the cleanest its ever been.

if you get woken up while sleeping in your car by the cops, you want the car to look perfectly clean with no trash in it. then you can sell basically any excuse and they'll let you go on your way, assuming you aren't black tho desu

beyond the car looking as good as it can look and running as well as it can (put air in your tires etc) you ought to spend the lion's share of the next 3 wks figuring out what you are going to do after you make your run for it to add to your $3k bc that will not last you forever.

honestly this is a pretty specific set of problems that many people have written about, you don't need /adv/ just google how to eat, shower and sleep when you are living out of a car.

AND MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE/HOW YOU ARE GOING TO FIND WORK. Gotta get on that shit.

some stuff you might forget (bring a tire pump, bring toiletries including a setup you can stay clean shaven with). its crucial that you be able to walk in from your car/home to a job interview and stand some chance of landing it.