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How do you become a girl that guys get crushes on/feelings for?

I do the best with my appearance, I meditate and do a lot of introspection so that I can work on my personality flaws, I try to be as interesting as I can be

Any advice?
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Be seen.
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Don't seek validation from other people.
Work on yourself for yourself.
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>>17121608
>I do the best with my appearance
You're fat, aren't you?

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I've gotten over liking her since I leveled with her last Wednesday but I still felt awkward and frosty around her during the day of the class exam (term just ended, now I don't see her since its over). While we were talking about it and she said she wasn't interested in a relationship, she said she wouldn't mind being friends and that she liked me as one, but that she didn't want to get to know me just to date her, yada yaya. Well, do you think we could actually just be friends or would it be awkward. Neither of us have ever dated anyone. Request details as necessary.
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Back out of what exactly? If she told you she's not interested there's no problem. And if you don't see her that way anymore either... Now if she had accepted your confession, that would be awkward.
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>>17121590
>Now if she had accepted your confession, that would be awkward.
How so senpai?

>Back out of what exactly?
Well I feel the dynamic of my relation to her has been changed. It feels awkward to be around her and I don't want it to feel like I have lingering feelings for her that are the real reason for being her friend. I'm not that good with people in general.
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>>17121578
This goes for everyone here: stop calling it a fucking "confession." You're a teenager with a crush on a girl, not going to fucking church.

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I want to start writing. I like the horror genre. Can anyone give me a 'skeleton' structure for a horror novel? I'm doing such searching too currently. If I can get a structure going ill be all good to go
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>>17121562
read more books

it's the only way really, there is no shortcut, only if you want to write mediocre things
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Look at creepypasta's...

They have the same sort of structure as a long joke;
>Introduction to the characters involved.
>Gradually building suspense.
>An apparent "end" that ties things off seemingly well and luls the audience into a false sense of security.
>The punchline that knocks them on their ass.

Makes sense when you think about it. I remember reading in psychology today how they did a study of "creepy" things and found that an "ambiguity" of whether something is dangerous or not is what defines creepy.

With this in mind, I have also read that our ability to laugh was actually sign to let other apes know things are safe. It is theorised that monkeys would laugh, if say, they heard a rustling in some bushes, got scared, only to find out it was a bird, this would let others in the pack know that it's safe.

This seems to reflect that horror and humour may be to sides of the same coin, often coming first from a place of "ambiguity" of safety/danger...
So it stands to reason that a good horror story would be similar in structure to a good joke.

Hope this helped.
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>>17121562
Things are good.
Something bad happens.
Things get bad.
Something good happens.
Things are good.

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I just FUCKING bleached my FUCKING SWEATER by mistake. FUCK!
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To be fair that sweater probably cost $10
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Ok.
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>>17121485
Looks pretty dope now OP

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I hate my girlfriend. I can't stand the sound of her voice, the feel of her touching me, or even fucking seeing her. Even in my dreams, I scream at her to get her hands off me. I've gotten to the point where I don't even jerk off to porn anymore, the only way I can get off is to go on POF and look up girls in my area and imagine I'm with someone else.

I've wanted to break up with her for a while now, but I don't know how. I made the mistake of taking her virginity, and now she's way too attached. She spent the last couple of days with me after not seeing each other for almost a month, and before she was originally going to leave, she starts blubbering crying about how she loves me so much and doesn't want to lose me, and the only thing I felt was fear that I'd be with her for the rest of my life.

How do I break up with her without her killing me?
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Tell her you hate her. That'll put it in motion
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Tell her she makes your skin crawl
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Also why is it telling me connection error when I refresh? Every other board works fine but here I have to reply from my phone

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I've been trying to do sexy things to make my boyfriend want to have sex with me, it doesn't seem to be working... I waited for him to get off from work and dressed "sexy" with makeup and everything. He didn't seem that excited about it. We did have sex, though... but it felt more like he felt obligated to, and didn't actually want to. What am I doing wrong? I don't have a bad body. I give head and I'm not lazy in bed, either...
Maybe he's bored with me, we've been together for almost 3 years now. I'm 23 and he's 24.

I'm just sick of feeling not desired, I always have to make the first move.

I'm thinking about buying the lingerie in the picture... at least I'll feel sexy. I don't know if it would help even, though.
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Maybe he likes boners
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Sometimes guys need a break from sex but feel weird about that reality. Just cool it and let him start initiating when he wants to again. You initiating might actually make him feel inadequate which can make the problem worse. That is, if he's feeling that way.

But don't wait too long. A couple weeks. Just chill and give him space, don't smother him. If he doesn't come around then have a conversation about your relationship being in trouble.

Don't ask if everything is ok, tell him it's not. You have rights and needs.
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>>17121455
Are you saying he's gay or that I need to give him a boner or what?

Mk, here is yet another of what you guys see quite regularly

I want to break up with my girlfriend
Without going into details, she shits me because she's always doing her own thing, doesn't involve me in her personal life at all, that sorta crap
So I've begun to do the same to her
Funnily enough, she still seems to think things are all good, even with us not having spoken face to face or over the phone for almost a fortnight now
We text a few times a day, but I just pretend I have an early bed time (fuck yeah 9pm) which is why I never speak to her at night

So
Ask questions, I'm happy to answer
Don't really have any good quality pics, but will dump if good answers are given to me
They're not even nudes, don't get your hopes up

So, how should I break up with this girl?
Creative ways would be fun, I wanna be rid of her pretty quickly
And we never see each other anyway, so regardless of what happens, it doesn't really matter
Give me things, and I'll see what I can do about giving you some pretty little pictures

Pic related, her
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Stop being a whiney clingy faggot. Keep the bitch and find someone else to fill the gaps. Or just be straight with her and say it's not working out. No reason to be a dramatic fag about it.
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>>17121419
Fuck off to /b/
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>>17121419
Why ask 4chan? When you should be doing the talking with her. Be an adult and talk it out

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Hi advice,

Where is a good place to look for a live-in housekeeper/au pair? Ideally this person would cook and clean in exchange for a comfortable, safe, and quiet place to live. And food of course. Maybe a small weekly allowance at the very most.

I'm a young single man (no wife/kids). I live alone and really would rather have someone there to cook and clean instead of going out to eat every day and wasting time maintaining my place.
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>>17121385

Oh, and I have an extra empty room that I literally haven't set foot in about a month.
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Handjobs included?
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>>17121392

Nah desu nothing physical. And yeah I'm 100% serious. I currently spend over $1000 a month on food because well, cleaning sucks

What do you think the average number of women a guy has to ask out before one goes out with him?
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>>17121375

>What do you think the average number of women a guy has to ask out before one goes out with him?

Every man and woman is different. There is literally no answer to this question.
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Depends on the girls he's asking and what kind of guy he is

Low status guy asking out hot girls could get hundreds of rejections in a row
Muscley guy asking out whales will get yes on the first try
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>>17121379
Lets assume average man asking average women, and lets also assume he doesn't ask random strangers, but women he's known for a few weeks/months and thinks there might be chemistry?

Ever heard of a bucket list? It's a list of things you should do before you die. And, seeing as how sex is loads fun post places where to have whether it in public or in the room to a store changing room more risky the better
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confession booth at a church
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In your room while her ex watches
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>>17121369
#1: Have sex before I die

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There are two girls in my life that I'm extremely close with and I'm at a point where I would like to enter a new relationship. I know they both like me and I like both of them.

Girl 1:
-Hot green-eyed Persian
-Muslim (Uncovered)
-Sociable
-Super kind
-Intelligent, funny, and genuine
-Would only date someone if she sees a potential husband

Girl 2:
-Sexy half Asian
-Non religious
-Socially distant
-Super kind
-We understand each other, she is smart and creative.
-Honest and loyal
-Does drugs and is unreliable
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>>17121339
Without knowing anything about you it doesnt really help. What are you looking for in a relationship and what are your circumstances?
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>>17121339
It's a choice between a muslim and a drug addict. Lesser of two evils, OP. If you're not a muslim yourself, then girl 2 is probably better assuming the drugs haven't made her crazy.

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did i fuck up?

>got a call last night about a party in my town
>they are all new people so i was kinda sceptical
>end up going there with my friend, just because of the weed they had
>when i get there i get really awkward and i just cant manage to talk to the people there
>this guy passes me a bong and i thought that it was going to loosen me up a bit
>boy was i wrong
>after 5 minutes of more awkwardness i feel really dizzy
>all i remember is people being really worried and shit
>end up passing out in a place with just me and new people
>i sat in the same posture out on the porch for 3 hours after i woke up
>i was in my own world
People came to check on me regurarly
>after that the effect was gone
>im really fucking embarrased
>too embarassed to go back in
>so i just sit ther for 2 more hours until a guy offers to drive me home
>i gladly accept
>get home
>gets into bed
>starts crying because im so embarrased

I think i just lost all faith in myself
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Are you fucking kidding how dumb are you seriously , when you get drugs make sure you know what's in them you're a fucking retard and then you started crying over that you're pathetic stop winging about petty stuff and grow up.
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Sometimes, when you take drugs, you go to a different place. A tiny white space, with a tiny little blue light of hope.

Just say that out loud to yourself forty times and see if you're laughing by the end of it. If people ask you about last night, just tell them that. No need to feel embarrassed dude. You just went on an empty stomach is all.
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>>17121296

Its not a big deal in the slightest. People get fucked up. It happens all the time.

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Are people good at music better at learning languages?
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Are people that are good at giving advice better at playing music?
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>>17121312
Those two factors are more correlated I think.
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>>17121287
There are in fact some studies that suggest that's true. It has something to do with picking up on the "music" of a language (the rhythms and sounds that let you know what language someone is speaking even if you don't understand it) quicker than others, and thus having multiple ways into learning, the sound as well as the meanings.

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How should I deal with a fact that at yesterdays bbq party, my ex came and I wasnt giving her any attention and shit like that, and this bitch was flirtying with my friend, he even walked home with her and came back like nothing happend. I wasnt pissed yesterday but now I'm a little bit pissed, should I? We broke up 5 months ago, and it was radio silence, now my friend is hiting at her for sure. How to deal with this shit?
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>>17121283
Tell your friend how you feel and how it's hurting your friendship. Fuck bitches in the meantime.
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>>17121283
She's called your ex because you are not together any more. And therefore what she does and who she's with is absolutely none of your business.
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>>17121311
Yes, but why my close friend is doing this to me?

How can I make porn exciting again. I want it to be like when I was 14 and seeing a pair of breasts sent my boxers flying across the room.
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>>17121273
Develop fetishes. Go down the dark rabbit hole of /d/, like I did.
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stop looking at porn. You're destroying yourself. Too much porn results in a terrible sex life.
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>>17121298
>a terrible sex life.
>having a sex life in the first place
They let anybody onto this site nowadays, baka...

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