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Just a meme. Anyone can be succesful at something if you try, but it depends on your personality if you are hated.

>>17124257
Nope I am actually happy for you for being succeful in life and I wish the same for others.

>>17124257
No. I started to become kind of a dick when my life began to come together. People didn't really take me seriously before then, so I think it's a nice change.

Why did you make this thread other than to service your own vanity?
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>>17124255
I don't think I am ugly, but the looks count is bullshit since I see all kinds of guys getting tail.

I feel that I am too different for the normal woman to relate to and I just started dating last year. As a guy in his mid 20's what advice you got?

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>>17124255
Congratulations. I'm 24, 8/10 face but fat so whatever. Beard, sure. Nerd shit, yep. Sex, yeah, plenty. Multiple long term girlfriends, sure. Married? Yeah.

Doesn't mean shit. You're nothing special. If you're not asking a question, you probably shouldn't be making a thread. Plenty of crackheads have sex, doesn't make them an authority on anything.

>>17124259
This.

if your male it could be your prostate.

>>17124248
yeah im male, probably should have mentioned that. Also 23 y/o for future reference

Does it hurt when you pee?
Could be a urinary tract infection
Or as the poster above me said, it could be your prostate.
You should probably get checked either way, is there a reason why you think you'd have diabetes?

you can still piss on him or in his mouth.

>>17124215
Wtfamireading

Turkey baster.

>>17124207
As another chronic masturbater, yeah it is. Since I've been in college I've been jerking off damn close to literally everyday. Shit isn't healthy at all. Find a hobby or something to keep your mind occupied off of sex.

One of the main problems I dealt with over masturbation is that the skin of the dick gets worn out from rubbing. I jerked off until my skin torn and bled.

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>only once a day
That's too much. I try to go without masturbating at all and only cave when I cave to the temptation

Once day is fine, but maybe you should use lube if you're worried about irritation.

Bumpin

>>17124140
I suggest you go for it
I rather regret after than regret without knowing what could of happend if i did

>>17124140
knock yourself out champ

Prepare to make your peace

You talk. There's nothing else to do. That phrase is never good to hear, but it isn't always a death sentence. Face it with courage and hope for the best. Good luck to you.

>>17124143
>>17124149
She's asking about holiday plans. After the last few hours, I'm half-willing to break up with her just for pulling "we need to talk."

Jesus fuck.

Because you're their opposite. While they're emotional wrecks, you're an emotional black hole

>>17124130
Shit. Really?

You know how lions target the weakest gazelle in the herd? Well because you're a loner that effectively makes you weak in the eyes of the crazy bitch. Your friends won't be there to warn you away from her and loners generally have some form of anxiety or general beta-ness they can use to their advantage. Though sometimes it isn't quite so malicious, and they're just attracted to you because you're an outsider like they are. Generally being any kind of outsider or loner, be it due to rejection or choice, is like a magnet to the crazy bitch. And not the good kind of crazy bitch who'll let you choke her and call you daddy, but the suicide risk crazy bitch.

>It would be great to find a girl like me
Highly unlikely to happen. You and this hypothetical girl would be too busy avoiding other human beings to ever actually find each other. Now this doesn't mean you necessarily have to be lonely forever, relationships can work out very well with two people who are wildly different, but just be cautious the next time something lands on your lap.

They say don't look a gift horse in the mouth. You know who says that? Trojans.

Fuck first, suggest FWB second.

It's not something you suggest
You fuck her, and make it clear that you don't want a relationship and want to stay friends, then you keep fucking her

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>>17124037
How do I do it? I feel like I've known her for too long, and thus, she doesn't see me in a sexual light. Can I overcome this?

>>17123883
travel

>>17123883
music
become a day trader
programming

>>17123883

>i dont even really have any hobbies or any interests i could make a career out of.

most people don't. generally speaking these are your options
>get a job you can bare / doesn't kill you
>proceed to use freetime to do what you really want and/or (though mostly or) raise a family.

>>17123810
do you find yourself going "eh I can skip it this one day, it'll be fine" (or you are sick/something comes up and you just can't do it) and then never get back on track? that's what I do. I used to have health problems that made it hard to keep a schedule consistently, and I think it made my already-poor self-discipline worse.

am trying to fix it now. my current working theory is that everybody has an inner excuse-maker, but people with good self-discipline are used to reining it in. first step is to get good at recognising when it's your inner excuse-maker talking. next step (what I'm working on now) is shutting down the excuse-maker. arguing with it just takes you down a neverending path of self-justification. sometimes you can split the difference and negotiate with the excuse-maker, i.e. doing things on your schedule and then rewarding yourself with whatever it was you'd rather be doing. but ideally you want to shoot for just telling the excuse-maker "ok that's enough, I hear you but we will deal with that later, right now it's time to do X thing on the schedule."

I think the step after that is to just keep practising shutting down the excuse-maker as much as possible. to some extent it will become second nature. however, it does take energy, and if you find yourself having to do it a lot, you will feel mentally drained at the end of the day. I do believe that it is a combination of personality, skill, and energy level. in other words some people are naturally able to do it, others can get good at it with a bit of practice, and other people are just never going to be able to do it without it costing a lot of energy.

you won't know which you are until you actually spend a few years trying to work on the issue. but if you find you are the last category, then maybe you just need simpler, less cluttered schedules and/or more ways of preserving and augmenting what energy you do have.

>>17123810

motivation. most people have all the advice they need to do something, but they come to this board and ask how to get the motivation to do these things.

its ironic cuz if they dont have the motivation to do the task, they wont have the motivation to do something to get that motivation.

there is an inherent spark inside of some people. a flame that was lit that keeps them going. some people never get it. some people get something to light it (like the impending fear of a child / family to take care of) and some people have it or lose it.

its different for everyone. if i had to guess your life is too comfy as it is.

>>17123810
It's called discipline. And discipline consists entirely of doing something because you decided to do it, and you have decided to be the kind of person who does what he decides to do.

That sounds like doubletalk, but it isn't. If you don't have an external goal (e.g. lost 10 pounds, raise my GPA) strong enough, you have to create an internal goal (I don't want to disappoint myself) strong enough.

>>17123804

You don't. If it is truly what she wants and it is not caused by social factors, you really should support her. How old is she?

>>17123804
>So /adv/, how the fuck do I convince her? How do I save my sister from her stupidity? Help...
You can't. People like her have to learn the hard way, unfortunately. She's too caught up in wanting to be liked and accepted, and this is something that most people leave behind when they finish school.

She's another victim of the Internet fuelled society. Inform your parents that they're failures and accept it

Females,

If a guy is new to a relationship, but is entirely clueless, what are some ways he can improve? For instance, I've never dated and the thought of it kind of terrifies me because I feel like I wouldn't be a good enough boyfriend, like I wouldn't do the right things and stuff. I'm super introverted so I feel like a lot of socializing and whatnot would go really over my head.

>>17123832
I'd be a little disappointed, but I'd happily accept it. My penis loves blowjobs.

>hook up with guy last night while drunk
>i put the condom on him the wrong side at first, it was on the tip of his dick
>then i took it off, flipped it over. and put it on him the right way
>we fuck etc

i think there is a possibility of precum from his dick getting onto the condom and getting me pregnant so i'm gettng plan b, or am i being paranoid?

You're just an honest girl.

>>17123666
Stop browsing /fit/.

You should have read the sticky, and never went back.

>>17123666
Nice try satan

>>17123457
Just cut your stupid hair and style it a bit and you'll look fine you faglord

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You have kirk hammett syndrome. Just do what he does, grow facial hair and trim your eyebrows thin. He seems to make it work.

You got a good strong jaw man. Try pucking your eye brows, grow out some light stubble, and maybe try a haircut with a fringe