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Is there any way to stop being a bitter asshole? Ive been depressed for a long while and finally seem to be coming out of it, or at least coming to understand it better and therefore able to mitigate it when it really starts to act up. But in the process of all of this ive isolated myself from pretty much anyone that I wasnt close to before it, and reject everyone before they can do it to me, and in turn have a pessimistic view of people and am an asshole. So anyone know how not to be?

>inb4 just stop being an asshole.
You dont get what im saying if you think thats good advice
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have you tried anti-depressants and therapy?
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Stop coming to 4chan and unplug from the internet in general if you can.

Negativity is all the rage online and it takes a serious toll on your subconscious.
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Start smiling more and fake being interested in your coworkers and acquaintances bullshit.

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What's a good job for fat lazy people with social anxiety? I myself am a fat lazy person and need a job.
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I also have crippling social anxiety.
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night time security guard, literally getting paid to do nothing
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I don't plan on breeding but I need a job to get me by.

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Hey /adv/,

So it's coming up on 18 months with my and my gf. She's absolutely amazing. But I haven't seen her in over 9 months since I have been joined the military. We skype and talk everyday and have a strong mutual trust and love for one another.

I'm not much of a crier, but today just before she was about to go to bed I looked through all our shared media on telegram and cried. Looking through all the places she had been, seeing her gorgeous face when she would take selfies for me, all the things she's eaten and cooked, and even just mundane things made me tear up.

I'm not purely sad or happy right now i can't put much of a finger on it. What am I going through right now /adv/?
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sounds like regret.
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>>17123970

Also, I'll go through a picture and remember where I was when I got it and the things I was doing. Like I am going back through time of all our time apart.
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>>17123978

There's no one else I want to be with. I do regret not being able to take my international leave to go see her though. It will probably be close to Christmas time when I will be able to take it and be with her again.

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Is there a way to keep masturbating while on SSRIs?
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>>17123864
you can jerk it all you want
busting a nut is where you run into problems
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>>17123877
What if you smoked weed or took yohimbine root and maca?
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Your dose is too high. Talk with your doctor about cutting it.

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Have had a girlfriend for about 9 months

>me being boring, down to earth
>she's down to earth, quiet as well

Then later on suddenly a whole bunch of shit comes up about her past; like having threesomes, a fuckton of one night stands, her dating/fucking a multitude of guys around the time she met me.

Although, I'm not interested in her past because we've all done shitty stuff; I feel like leaving her because she LIED about this stuff.

Is it fair to be evasive of another persons judgement ? It seems to be coming from an insecure place.

Next, as this all was brought out into the open -she suddenly brings up that she had a boyfriend who died in a car accident;

So she's been only giving 60% into the relationship between us.

How is this even a fair or nice thing to say to someone?

Is this even salvageable or should I move on?
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>>17123861
>Although, I'm not interested in her past because we've all done shitty stuff; I feel like leaving her because she LIED about this stuff.
There's nothing wrong with that, and it may be for the best.

>Next, as this all was brought out into the open -she suddenly brings up that she had a boyfriend who died in a car accident; So she's been only giving 60% into the relationship between us.
Then it sounds like she's just with you out of comfort. Who you are doesn't necessarily matter, because anyone will do to help fill that void.
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>So she's been only giving 60% into the relationship between us.
>60%
How do you reckon?
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>>17123880
Her words, not mine.

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Aight guys, I need some help.

A little background: Last Aug I signed a lease with 3 other guys. The terms were 1 month, $400 a month per person but we're collectively liable for the $1,600. Well, 2 of my room mates are terrible messy which caused the 3rd roommate to move out.

Since he moved out, a friend of mine took over the lease and ever since he has moved in it has been hell on earth. I don't want to get into the specifics because the details are too long.

More or less, he got a puppy (without paying the pet deposit) and he neglects it, leaving it to shit everywhere all the time. He leaves this shit in his room for days on end and since I live on the same floor as he does, I am constantly stuck with the stench of dog shit.

By all definitions, he neglects this dog. How can I get rid of this room mate and/or his dog without losing my deposit or getting evicted myself? I'm worried if I contact the landlord he'll kick ALL of us out.

>tl;dr: What can I fucking do about a room mate who neglects his dog and lets it shit everywhere without personally getting evicted?
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>>17123815
microwave the dog.
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>>17123815
>How can I get rid of this room mate and/or his dog without losing my deposit or getting evicted myself?
Give it to a no-kill shelter with a high adoption rate. Avoid the pound. Going to the landlord shouldn't exactly hurt you, but the guy could fuck you over on his way out.
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>>17123825
The dude would go ballistic and do the same thing to my dog

I'm not really sure if this is the right place to be asking this, but I could really use some advice about torrenting and data.

My current data plan really sucks and everything gets eaten up really quickly and I can't help but think that my torrenting might be to blame.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated
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Some more info- I've been downloading stuff for years and my library is a little big. I think that also might be why so much data is getting used.

My share ratio is also pretty low and I can't seed everything because that's a lot of data.

Would be alright if I deleted most of my library and seeded the torrents that really needed it?

I don't want to keeping constantly burning through my data all the time but I also don't want to become a big leecher either.

Again, sorry if this isn't the right place to be asking but I could really use some advice.
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If you're on a public tracker you can leech all you like

If you're on a private service consider purchasing some kind of seeding
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>>17124031
Wow, I'm still learning about this stuff. I feel so stupid for not really caring until now.

I use Vuze to download my torrents and I'm pretty sure that I don't really have to sign in anywhere to get them, so does that mean it's considered a public tracker then?

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What is the proper way to use an apostrophe?
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Like, how?
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>>17123693
When addressing a persons name, belongings, ect
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>>17123665
Possessive- this is carl's
Combo words - it's = it is

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for to make tea with?

also what should i put my smoothies in and i need best pitcher.
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guys come on. this thread is millions of times better than the same old "blah blah relationship problems" shit. let's talk about tea kettles and pitchers and smoothie carrying devices plz
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bump losers
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Anything that you can boil water in is fine for making tea. Put your smoothies in cups.

This is a thread for /ck/

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How do I give a really bomb blowjob?
I'm not very pretty so I figure if I want a guy I should learn how to give him some damn good reasons to stay
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Let him eat you out instead. Make sure it gets really wet and that the bottom part of his dick head is what gets the most stimulated in up and down motions.
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>>17123629
Slip a finger up his ass
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>>17123668
What is this stupid ass shit? She asks for tips on blowjobs and you tell her to get him to eat her out instead?

Dumbass motherfucker you don't know shit about shit

be me, 19yo
> still living with my parents
> they're banging for a bit more than 30mn
> have exams tomorrow
> gotta wake up at 6AM
> already tired as shit

Its not the first time, what should ibdo /adv/ ?
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Masturbate
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>>17123554
Tell them to shut the fuck up, because you have exams.

They can fuck later.
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>>Take a bite of an apple, then run in and jump on them while they're in the sack. When they ask what the fuck you're doing, cheerfully say:

"I just like to watch you guys"

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Is there any medications or drugs I can take to like sex even a little bit. My wife wants it quite often but I have no interest cause I don't want a child yet.
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>What is a condom
>What is birth control

are you retarded
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>>17123538
nigger you gay
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>>17123561
Don't use condoms and sex is only for children, it's a boring passing moment to me

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What is stuff that always turns you off from guys?

Like, what's the shit that can annoy the hell outta you/even be a deal breaker
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When a guy keeps texting you about stuff and never stops even if you're busy, so you get a spam of messages when you check your fucking phone
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>>17123537
Many, many things.

Mentally:
>no sense of humour
>no common knowledge or obsessive knowledge about just one or two subjects
>can't explain why he believes something
>scared of speaking his mind, not able to have an argument
>way more stupid than me
>shitty taste in stuff (even if less important)

Personality wise
>loud
>dramatic and overly emotive
>insecure
>gets offended easily
>secretive, passive aggressive, etc.
>clingy, overly affectionate
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>>17123591
>No sense of humour
I can get my gf to laugh a lot in person but in text (until we go to uni how we talk a lot because of distance) It's hard. Does that matter?

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>say something to someone
>they look at me like i'm not making any sense
this is extremely frustrating, help
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>>17123518

What the fuck are you even saying?
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>>17123518

I didn't understand any of that
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>>17123518
You posted >>17122126, right? In the future, don't make new threads until old ones fall off the board, bump the old thread instead.

As I said there, describe your life and your interactions with others IRL.
Describe your social life particularly, your friendships, romantic ventures, etc.
And how long ago did this start? Any trigger you can think of?
Anything else that started around the same time?

I'm dealing with this too right now or I'd probably just funpost like the other anons. I understand you just fine, but that may be due to my extensive experience (and knack for) talking to freaks/autists/etc.

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could i hang myself while laying down and it being a shoe lace noose? would i pass out and the blood flow would still cease so then like 10 minutes later i'd be dead? what would happen?
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it'd probably work. i already fucked myself up yesterday just testing it out so now i basically have to kill myself cause im a fucking cripple now. im having to type all fucked up. -still op.
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>>17123485
>>17123594
What the fuck?
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yeah man, warning. i didn't even think i had that much pressure on my neck.

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