Help, /adv/! My friends(including my wife and her son) are throwing me a party right now, but didn't give me an invite or tell me where to go, so I don't know where it is...
None of them are answering their phones, wat do?
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How are you even having a problem right now?
Just buy yourself a drink and wait.
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>her son
Errytiem
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>>17127428
...If this isn't bait.. I hope you're ready to divorce her and move on.
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How do I convince my in-laws to get a divorce? I'm living with them right now for reasons, and they fight daily. The wife doesn't trust anything the husband says because he's lied to her constantly in the past and shows little consideration for her, and the husband is a habitual liar and alcoholic who is trying to turn his life around but can't talk to anyone without making himself a victim.
They're currently winding down from their latest argument, which is the same bullshit as the last argument, and the same as that before. She's an overbearing psychotic with anger issues and he's a pussy apologist who has a pathological need to be everyone's friend, and I just want to fucking graduate and get out of here to get back with my wife, who consequently knows about the shit her parents are getting into and also agrees they should split. Their marriage counselor, who they have seen for a total of two sessions, has said they should split. The first month this shit started, I knew they should split, and yet nothing has been done about it because they both feel they'd have no place to go. They keep coming to me and putting me in the middle of their bullshit, and I honestly do not care about anything they do unless one of them kills the other, and then I'm out of a place to stay. How do I keep that from happening, and get them to leave each other instead?
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Mock and insult them. Do impersonations of how they argue.
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>>17127441
I've gotten to the point where I pretty much do insult them by pointing out the inconsistencies in their own personal interpretations of each others' comments. I was really trying to help them when they first started really going at it late last year, but now I really just don't give enough of a damn to do anything more than show them how they're both acting like children, and then they tell me to fuck off so they can go back to fighting.
Yeah. They come to me for arbitration and validation of their arguments, then tell me to fuck off when I don't take their side. I need real advice here, I can't take the constant swinging between passive-aggressiveness and outright hostile accusations. I'd leave, but I can't afford to stay anywhere else since I'm sending money to my wife to help pay for bills and stuff, and they offered free housing. Plus the sooner they hash out a divorce agreement, the better it is for their sanity, because the wife is going no-shit insane due to her feelings of helplessness and an absolute assumption that nobody supports her.
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Bump, I need some advice on this shit. I'm basically asking you all to help kill a failed marriage, you should be experts at this.
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just bought these today, got 10% off because they were "damaged" i thought they were just dirty but i tried cleaning them with a lysol wipe and the instructions on the nike website about laundry detergent and water and a toothbrush but it isn't working. what do? they're "Nike Air Max Tavas"
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another pic for reference. i've tried other boards and nothing has helped!
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>>17127411
Those look like dried cum stains. Somebody really liked those nikes.
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>>17127411
use science man, figure out if the substance is polar or non-polar then use a cleaning application that is the same as the substance. likes dissolve likes.
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it's a fuckin long shot probably, but anybody had plastic surgery?
if so, what'd you do, how much was it, how'd it go?
i'm asking because i'm considering
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What sort of surgery are you considering? I'm saving up for a lift + implants. Unfortunately, not anywhere close to my goal yet.
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>>17127424
rhinoplasty and something to fix my droopy chin, i'm 110 lbs and but my chin looks like i'm old and/or obese
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>>17127429
You can do chin exercises to fix your droopy chin. How old are you? I bet your nose isn't that bad, and noses take a lot longer to grow into. In my days of being a medical illustrator, I watched a one rhinoplasty being performed. I've seen all kind of shit but that's the only time I went white and my knees nearly buckled. This woman really needed it though.
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I don't feel manly at all, what do? 2016-05-10 00:36:30 Post No.17127399
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I don't feel manly at all, what do?
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I don't feel manly at all and I think it is contributing to my low self-esteem. The obvious solution would be to do things that I find manly or that make me feel manly but the only things I come to mind that are manly are things that the society around me consider manly (which stands to reason). These things are also things that I feel are bad, for example:
-aggression / fighting / overt confrontation (which would get me in to trouble)
-"slaying pussy" (which even if I were attractive enough to pull off (I'm not) then I would be drastically increasing my risk of getting an STD, I also just find the idea of having sex be so meaningless kind of depressing)
- general risky behaviour and disregard for my own safety such as extreme sports, doing dangerous jobs that can leave me mangled or dead
- unfounded/founded confidence (no confidence; see low self-esteem, I can't fake it, I'm a terrible long-term liar)
Basically I'm having trouble identifying any positive masculine behaviours that are accepted by society that can make me feel more manly. Can you people give me some examples of some of these positive masculine behaviours that might help me?
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>>17127399
Part of manliness is building amazing things and helping keep the world stable, imo. It's also partly something you can define yourself.
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Can't fit a square peg into a round hole, anon. If you find yourself unable to bring yourself to do those types of behaviors, then constantly thinking about them isn't going to do you any good, just like your OP post says.
You should try to form your own identity out of what you feel like as an individual. Sure, you're a man, but that doesn't necessarily take precedence over every other aspect of your personality. Your sex is just one aspect of a multifaceted personality, and it can be as important or unimportant as you decide it can be.
You build self esteem by seeing yourself as competent. Find things you're competent at and do them. If you're not good at anything, find something you're decent at and work at it until you're good at it.
Congrats on being able to think with your brain and not your dick, sure maybe it makes you less "manly" but I can assure you that it makes you a lot more pleasant to be around.
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>>17127399
How old are you? This sounds like an issue of maturity rather than "manliness"
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appendix - no insurance. 2016-05-10 00:28:45 Post No.17127379
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been having a strange pain in lower right abdominal quadrant for about 3 days now, feels like a pulled muscle but is not going away.
sort of feeling like back pains too, worried it is appendicitis.
how likely is this? I don't have insurance so avoiding doctor unless absolutely needed, no severe pain so it's not urgent.
can it linger for a few days before getting bad?
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this is where the pain is, lingering ache that feels like it may "pop"
like the feeling you get right before you crack a joint
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>>17127379
dude if it is appendicitis and your appendix pops, you're fucked. fucked as in pretty much dead unless it pops while you're in the hospital. see a doctor senpai
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>>17127379
Just a CNA here, but it's possible. Are you male or female? How is your personal care? Diet, activity level? Any other symptoms? Low grade fever, nausea, dizziness? Has the pain remained in the pain in the same position? Are you in the states? Medicaid is retroactive. If you decide to go to the er you can apply for it afterwards and it should cover it. If not, and you're young enough to let it go to collections, do that, or you can work out payment plans with facilities. There's always options, OP.
I hate all the girls that like me and like girls that hate me. What do?
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Stop the hate or feel all he un-gay melt away
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>>17127377
Problem is you are ugly OP. Hit the gym, get better clothes.
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>>17127644
Nah I'm fit with a handsome face. I got money and I dress well, kind of slackercore and basic but I don't dig going full effay. It's more a mental thing like when a girl does catch feelings I get turned off. When a girl hates me it just makes me want her more.
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This is on my back. It is hard and scaley, I can peel bits of it off on the first layer and it grows back
What the fuck is it?
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A melanoma maybe? Shit, I'm no doctor.
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>>17127329
Dirty aids scabs filthy mofo go take a spa bath
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>>17127395
It's fleshy not a scab
It started small, just like a tiny rough speck of skin, got bigger as I kept ripping it off and it growing back more
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Yo
So, um, I've run through like 3 pairs of reletively expensive earbuds within the last month and it's all because sound won't come out of one randomly. Like, I'll just be using it and suddenly sound only comes out of one earbud and only seems to work again normally if I twist it or hold it a certain way.
So, yeah. Is there a way for me to fix them easily?
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It's the jack socket on your mp3 device that's faulty you moron.
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Keep purchasing additional earbuds.
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>>17127323
OPfag here
No, it's not, because I've tried them on different devices and it's always the headphones. Plus the earbuds are usually fine for a while until something happens and they break.
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Was this sexual assault or am I just a passive slut? 2016-05-09 23:54:44 Post No.17127283
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Was this sexual assault or am I just a passive slut?
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My brothers friend is always trying to flirt with me, and we agreed to go out. I didn't want to have sex or anything. I just wanted to hang out because my other friend bailed on me that night. I had zero attraction to him. Well we ordered food and went back to this park (it was at night, totally empty) to eat. Then he grabs my thighs and out of no where starts to stick his hands down my pants and finger me. I said no a few times and even tried to pull his hand out, but I think he just thought I was playing rough. I didn't look at him the entire time. It was disgusting. It was not intimate and I haven't answered his texts since. He knew I wasn't attracted to him like that. He also pulled out some of my hair and ripped my earring out.
I feel very dirty. Should I report this?
I didn't want to do any of this. And I didn't engage. I just waited for him to stop.
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>>17127283
I've seen plenty of people post complete bullshit that they claim is sexual assault on here, but this is actual, legitimate sexual assault.
Yes, OP, report it. There is no way to make this reasonably okay.
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>>17127299
Thank you for understanding. I think I will.
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>>17127283
You didn't grab his hand out or attempt to get up and away from him? Didn't scream or firmly say no? Didn't attempt to fight? Didn't even think to report it outside of some chinese gardening board? I know it takes a few moments to fit your hands down the tight jeans you were probably wearing.
You're a passive slut with no self esteem. You would have actually resisted if you considered it a threat to your body. Disgusting indeed.
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DIY surgical scar removal
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I have a scar on the front of my shin that I want to cut out with a scalpel. My plan is to use fish hooks to pull the skin together after the scarelease tissue has been excised. How long can I leave hooks embedded in my skin before they have to be changed out, and how deep do the incisions need to be? Is superglue effective at keeping wounds closed? The scar is one inch long and one quarter inch wide.
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>>17127252
Just leave it until you can afford proper surgery you mong
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>>17127252
You're going to get infected.
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>>17127256
Normal stitches would be ripped apart due to the location on the front of the skin. I think only fish hooks would be strong enough, and no doctor would do that for me.
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How do you get a guy to take a fucking hint?
We were talking about movies and he was pissed at his friends for going on mothers day without him, so he was complaining about not having anyone to go with. I told him "well, I don't have anyone either" and smiled and he said "well, I guess we're in the same boat" and he walked off.
He can't be this dumb. Is he trying to get me to ask him out? I thought guys were the ones who did that shit. I'm not opposed to asking a guy out but if that's weird and I'm getting the wrong vibe than idk
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>How do you get a guy to take a fucking hint?
One girls "OMG I WAS MAKING IT SO OBIVOUS, WAI HE NO MAN UP AND ASK ME OUT?" is another girls "OMG, CREEP, I WAS JUST BEIN' FRIENDLY".
That's why.
Even if a guy gets the hint, and sometimes we do, we might not think it's worth the risk.
Seriously, I've seen the sweetest, most innocent girls have their personality do a complete 180 on someone just for asking them out.
Like, they could have just said "Sorry, you're not really my type" but instead they have to call him a creep and shit.
It's just cruel.
>I told him "well, I don't have anyone either" and smiled.
On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is friends and 10 is banging like rabbits, what you did is a solid 5.
Too fucking ambiguous.
>s he trying to get me to ask him out? I thought guys were the ones who did that shit.
Well, that's just sexist.
>I'm not opposed to asking a guy out but if that's weird and I'm getting the wrong vibe than idk
Shit, if you like him just ask him out. Guys actually tend to be flattered when a girl likes them. We do not got offended about it and lash out.
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>>17127247
Well he is either dumb or he isn't interested. Try again to get confirmation.
Also it's 2016, you can ask a guy out if you really want to...
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>>17127247
As a guy, I can say, a disturbing ammount of men ARE that dumb.
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hey /adv/
I talked to my ex gf in person for the first time in 2 months. I was going to apologize for what i did and accept that i could've fixed it but i didnt. However, I choked up for the most part and butchered the shit out of it. My ex is the manipulative type, so I'm done trying with her anyways. But this brings up another dilemna for me, how do i stop being a pushover and standup for myself? I'm really bad with confrontation and I usually take the blame even though I know I am in the right. How can I stop being a wussy?
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anybody?
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>>17127243
>how do i stop being a pushover and standup for myself? I'm really bad with confrontation and I usually take the blame even though I know I am in the right. How can I stop being a wussy?
Be confident.
That's all it takes.
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>>17127243
Talking to an ex is like taking a shit where you sleep.
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I found this letter in my backpack I remember finding this gun wrapper and putting it in my backpack but didn't find it till months later which was last Friday. I found out which girl it was and I want to ask her out for a while but I thought I was dreaming to a head so I didn't. So after I found this letter and found out it was her I think of asking her out. How do I approach to her? By asking if she wrote me that letter than ask her out after she confirms or what?
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Keks
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>>17127190
Just do it, damn it, she already made the move.
Tell her you just found her letter and you would like to take her out to.. I don't know, treat her an ice cream or something.
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Long story short, I don't think I'm happy with my girlfriend anymore. I really don't want to break up with her, but I feel as though it's been ages since I've actually looked forward to seeing her, or what it's like to see an incoming message from her and be happy about it.
Can I make myself happy again? Is that a thing you can do?
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can you give more context? do you maybe know why you feel that way?
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>>17127201
because more info would help.
how long have you been together - where is this coming from - why don't you want to break up with her - are you happy in life - is she happy in life - is she nice to you - are you nice to her ....yadayada
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>>17127201
I don't know, but when we lay together I just feel empty. Like, "Staring into deep space in the middle of the dark", empty.