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>I want it to yield satisfying results rapidly
Wrong attitude. Come back when you're ready to be patient.
You're like the kind of person who buys a gun, takes the one hour concealed carry course, and then is itching to whip it out and "save the day" and ends up shooting somebody in the face needlessly.

>boxing
>what are legs
You will never know the feel when you're probably able to kick an average person in the head with a front kick without even stretching OP.

>>17130630
Is not wanting to have to train for a decade before being able to satisfyingly apply what you've learned "impatience"?

I'm just asking for something I can easily apply and work with.

>>17130638
There are fighting styles which fall under the "boxing" category (albeit loosely) yet allow the use of legs. Savate for example

shes got a dick

stop using this frog it belong on krautchan dot net RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>17130617

id rather that then her dying

Fuck you too, /adv9k/.

It could be that they're just shitty and getting self absorbed/less social, it could be that you've gotten more annoying/needy lately or bring around a bad vibe, or maybe it's just one big coincidence. Can't really say.

It seems like the only common factor here is you.
I don't know you, but I would suggest being critical with yourself and your behavior.
Try being more optomistic, I used to be a debby downer and nearly lost all my friends because I couldn't look in the mirror and see I was a miserable prick.
Not saying you're a prick mate, but a little self awareness goes a long way.

>>17130531
HURRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR


IM SO GLAD WE ARE DOING THIS THREAD AGINNNNNN HOLY FUCK MY COCK IS HARD. FUCK.

>>17130531
Maybe some mod will finally make a sticky so we can just say read the sticky like in other boards.

I actually met my fiance on r9k. Just talk to girls, ask them out on dates, etc.

"Hey, I see you on this bus a lot. You're cute... we should go out some time."

>>17130519
The best way to make it look "not as creepy" is to admit that it's weird. I'll give you an example:

>"hey, I know it'll sound weird or even creepy but I must say you have the cutest smile I've ever seen..."

This is the only way how to get away with creepiness by admitting the fact that it do saund fucking stupid.

Then add any other lines after this part, like asking if shes going to work cuz you see her alot here. From there you can slowly move to asking her out for a coffee or lunch before job or whatever. But dont ask her out on an actual date, just a simple catch up for 10min is the safest way to not get rejected.

>>17130519
is that grimes

>>17130497
It's all about who you know. I'm gonna be a cop.

>>17130497
>I've taught engineers; I've been in engineering classes.
Well try to contact anyone that you've met in those classes. Networking is the key.

>>17130526
My students are just that--students. I don't have any ins at relevant companies that I can think of. Most of my friends switched to comp sci and work in software.

>>17130488
I can give you more details, but I'm not sure what detials you need.

>She lost a gamble and has to go on a date with me
That...okay, whatever

Just go out and do a fun activity. Open doors for her, compliment something like her earrings or her shoes or dress or whatever if she's not wearing something she typically does.
Don't lay it on SUPER heavy, and just talk and get to know her. DHA: Dreams, hopes, aspirations. How's work? Does she like it? Does she hope to be somewhere better in a year or two?

Relate and share stories. Get her to talk about stuff she likes. People LOVE to talk about themselves and if you can figure out that one passion everybody has that makes them bubble over and ramble that's a good sign.

But most importantly over all else: Have fun. Dating is fun. Don't stress and pressure yourself to keep track of everything and force things to happen or topics. Relaxed. Fun. Important.

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>>17130529
I was looking more for concrete crazy fucked up ideas like picrelated.

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Well first of all kiddo ya don't "pop" acid

And 4chan is a terrible place to ask honestly. The majority of /adv/ is pretty anti drug/conservative. I would consult bluelight, drug forums, or the psychedelic/drug subreds

Acid is cool if you do it correctly.
Had one of the best days of my life on acid, also had a really scary paranoid trip recently lol.
1. Don't do too much, I'd start with 2 considering if they're that cheap it's prob 100ug a tab
2. Make sure you're in a good mental state, don't do it if you're depressed or some shit, you want to be in a relaxed, chill, happy mood.
3. Do it in a good setting, somewhere you feel safe, and with people you can trust
4. Just do whatever you find fun normally, and you can also find really interesting triply shit made for people on drugs too lol, like that show Off The Air you can find that on YouTube

Helpfulness will be rewarded with my snapchat

sorry lol its not /b/ senpai desu

>>17130476
You're worried your gf is going to cheat? If she hasn't cheated on you, chill, there's nothing you van do to stop it anyway and worrying doesn't help.

Are you a faggot?

>>17130467
Whatcha mean?

Bumpppp

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>>17130424
I am afraid you will have to stop using any bottles in your daily life or embrace the bukkake showers now and then.

>>17130424

Semen is full of protein and is good for your hair.

Read about the women who do bukkake, and you'll find that the next day they report:
- lush, full hair with amazing body from all that absorbed protein
- a raging sense of regret and emptiness

If anything, you should be jizzing in your own conditioner bottle.

>>17130424
I think it's safest to assume that someone has always jacked off in your shampoo. Also spat in it, and in at least 40% of cases, stuck the nozzle of the bottle up their anus. That's why the labels always advise washing your hair twice in a row--for sanitation, not just to make you run out of shampoo faster.
>>17130441
Sadly, this is a myth; only about 1-2% of semen is actually protein. By volume, it's mostly (70%+) fructose and other carbohydrates.

Luckily, these are also good for hair's shine and strength. Garnier's famous Fructis line of shampoos, also heavy in fructose, were modeled after the biochemistry of jism.

>>17130414
>>try to get her attention since i havent seen her
Tell us more about your autism tries to get someones attention anon :-)

wait outside her house until she comes out to talk to you.

>>17130421
thats the exact opposite of what i should do

>>17130385

Get a secured card with a low limit - usually around 300.

The "secured" means you've already given them 300 so if one day you don't pay them they'll just take it from your security. You can't really get in worse debt, you can either build or fuck over your credit depending on how well you make your payments.

>>17130385

Oh wait, you're talking about getting a credit card and treating it like a loan. Dude, that's exactly the wrong way to use a credit card. Get a real loan or just work with what you've got.

>>17130385
>taught us in school they are basically scams
They taught you right. Never ever go for debt especially if you are poor, because once you get there, you will end up homeless.

>move to a new state
Are we talking about plane ticket, room apartment and food expenses?
You don't have any parents who might help you? How much dirt poor?
What about asking your boss for pay in advance. I am sure they can help you if give them good reason.

If everything fails, you can go for debt, but not by credit card, because they tend to be the worst in all other types of debts. If anything, go to bank and speak to them so you can get lower interest of such debt. But still it will be like a lottery.

>>17130339
Go on YouTube, make social media, tell stories that are yours or give proper credit (get permission) from the owner.

Post a vocaroo and I will give you an honest opinion on whether you should do this, just read my post if you can't think of something to say.

Thank you! I'll try to get around doing that.

>>17130339

If you want to do it seriously you kinda need to work it full time and move to a film production center like Atlanta.

Studios don't like to fart around with part timers, and you'll want a professionally edited portfolio of samples and to be available for recording in a legitimate studio on short notice.

cont. from OP.

She was my first serious love, and she trampled my heart like this. The fact that she engaged in a new relationship, probably through tinder or some shit, only two months after we broke up, cut the scars even deeper. I thought we had something real. The day before we broke up, she even texted me "When will I see you again? I miss you. I love you.". And then, boom.

I struggled to start out relationship at first because of fear of commitment or something. But this breakup made it come back, and stronger than ever. I feel that this is unfair to the girl I've been seeing for six months now. I told her about the situation, and she is okay with me not wanting to go further yet, but it feels like I'm wasting both her time and mine. We have great sex and fun times together, but I'm too scared that this shit will happen again when I commit.

What do I do to:

1. Get over my ex?
2. Get over my fear of commitment?

I would never speak of all this by the way, but I've been lurking around for a few months and you guys give pretty solid advice every once in a while. I was hoping you all could help me.

>1. Get over my ex?

Time. That's really all there is to it. But it requires you to completely cut everything to do with her out of your life. However, it does get easier.

1.5 years ago my ex of 6.5 years and I broke up. She was and still is the only person I've slept with. Yet, aside from the occasional dream, I am completely over her. She has someone new, and I couldn't care less.
I would have never thought I'd feel like this at the beginning, but yeah, time really does heal things.


The commitment and trust issues are really down to you now. You gotta trust in your own ability to be strong no matter what happens. Realise everything is temporary, yet no less meaningful.