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If she's ugly you'd have more luck fucking a stripper or a prostetute.

>>17126589
we don't have strippers here, most of the prostitutes (the good ones) are super expensive. the cheap ones are landwhales

>>17126573
>a bit on the ugly side

How ugly we talking here? If she's butt ugly and you're just after the pussy you're better off getting an escort.

>>17126571
Ask her how much for a blow job. Don't beat around the bush if you don't want a LTR.

>>17126571
>be overweight
>have small tits
I feel sorry for these women.

>>17126571

Mention in a random convo that "oh *thing* me and my girlfriend love to do that!"

>>17126554
You have to change your diet. Stop eating so much garbage. Start cooking your own healthy meals and have a calorie deficit every day. You will lose weight. Also don't drink anything other than water. If you feel the need to eat badly you can allow yourself one cheat meal per week and still get results. Other than the cheat meal though don't drink any liquid calories.

>>17126572
Is a cup of coffee a day okay? I'm addicted to caffeine really badly.
And also, what constitutes a healthy meal? Basically just nothing fried/no fast food/no fat?

>>17126582
Like home cooked. No pre-packaged, frozen, or fast-food. Not sure about coffee since I have never been a coffee drinker. It might be fine if it doesn't have too many calories.

>>17126544
Can I ask you which country have legal cannibalism?

South Africa.

How will you accomplish this

>>17126535
Maybe he just underestimated the amount of time it would take to bake everything?

>>17126555
We'll manage, but I'm just thinking if I had the chance to spend more time with someone I liked (especially romantically, but with friends too), I'd take it, if I had nothing better to do.

>>17126535
>I have a crush on a guy.
>asked him to HELP ME BAKE
AND THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T EVER UNDERSTAND WOMEN. lol

Seriously we guys are SIMPLE beings. If you want to do something with us, you need to give use clear input like:
Hey anon, I am free this weekend, wanna hang out?
Or if you feel like brave lady who doesn't play by the rules:
Hey anon, I like you, do you have any girlfriend now?

But seriously bake a cake? it is like you used cryptography and the poor guy didn't get the password. Try the rule KISS: keep it simple stupid!

She sounds insecure and like a doormat.

These things happen when you're scolded too harshly as a kid. Even for little things.. Try to be soft on her, she needs someone understanding. If you talk to her about being physically appealing; maybe she can change. If you're being a selfish piece of shit- she can do better; even if she doesn't think so.

When you're gone her attitude will let her be walked all over by someone.

>>17126579
That's my worry. Outside of my infidelity, I'm a genuinely nice person. I don't want her to end up alone or with someone worse. I do care for her.

>>17127410
Man, tell her to fuck off. You're only 21, do you really want to be tied down this youn?

>>17126498
Short answer: depends

Long answer: it really depends

>>17126513

mostly this. as much as we try to break down human interaction, each person is different. you are thinking of yourself as an outsider in this situation trying to understand, but truth is we dont know. especially with women. women can be the most flirtatious creatures ever and then say 'WADDAFUGGG I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST FRIENDS?? D :'

if you are worrying about whether or not htey are flirting, just flirt back. plan to make a 'real' move. worse case scenario they say 'WHADAFUGG I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST FRIENDS D:''

>>17126513
Ultimately this is the only real answer. The only thing you can say is that when people flirt they go out of their way to be friendly and make a connection - compared to how they normally act. So that's nothing. For some people it means giving a smile and asking a question, for others standing extremely close and brushing the guy's arm every other second.

So you still have to deduce how she acts to you compared to others, and develop some intuition. But tell tale signs are;
>you catch her looking at you a lot (biggest giveaway, people look at what holds their interest) - in groups when someone told a good story or made a funny joke and there's a group reaction, she looks at you to see your response
>smiling, touching, standing closer than they normally would
>putting the two of you in the same context... so pointing out all similarities, but also contrasting things, basically comparing the two of you often
>being quick to give you a nickname or try to generate/force inside jokes
>asking your opinion on a lot of things, specifically asking your opinion on clothes
>obviously remembering a lot of what you tell her, paying attention to details about you

What I think is the biggest (though not necessary) overall pattern that separates flirting from other interaction is that you break free from regular etiquette. It's kind of like male friends who playfully insult one another - in a way it is friendly because it is informal. By giving each other shit you are also kind of communicating that you have a bond that can take that. There is no need to walk on egg shells, you're with your own people.
This is kind of the reasoning behind banter or provocative comments as flirting. Even something that on paper would sound downright mean can be flirty and suggestive paired up with the right look/smile, because it is understood by both people that it is less about what's being said and more about the bold move of making contact in a way that is abnormal.

The sun won't rise tomorrow, so if you don't do now what needs to be done, it never will be done.

>>17126986
Ehm.. but the sun will rise tomorrow?

>>17127655
lel

Come on guys, I'm tired of being alone.

>>17126412
>>17126525

first and foremost, stop blaming social disability and anxiety problems. i have 'anxiety problems' but i do things anyway becuase i want to. its caused minor brain damage recently, but i bounced back cuz i want to do stuff. when you throw out these conditions like 'especially when you're soiall disabled and have anxiety problems'

you are essentialyl saying that you refuse to do normal methods or anything that sounds uncomfortable and that we should find a magic way for you to meet new people. let go of that. nothing great was ever done due to a lack of fear. it was done despite fear. you have more fear than most people about social situations. so be braver than most people.

the following advice was written up for meeting girls, but it works REALLY well for meeting new friends in general. just disregard the notes specific to hitting on women.

>>17126412
>>17126532

>but anon, how do i use it as a supplement to an existing dating life if i dont have a dating life.

effort. lots and lots of effort. and also, doing what you like. going out is in no way restricted to bars and clubs, though if that is what you enjoy, by all means, go to bars and clubs.

the truest way to find chemistry is to experience your life in the most enjoyable way, and see how you match with the people who come into it. interacting with someone in a casual way shows you how you ACTUALLY get along, not how you hope to get along cuz you really want this to work cuz you need a gf.

so write down a list of all your hobbies, and find a way to externalize them. most people live at least near a city these days.

go to any and all hobby shops and ask about local events. gun shops might have hunting trips. or you can just go to a shooting range. comic book stores have game nights. or live commentary movie nights. if these shops do not host events, offer to host one through them, after all it will only lead to more money through them.

you can even go to a more casual store, lets say, a book store, and stand in your favorite aisle (lets say, horror). talk to everyone who comes by looking for a book. ask what book they are looking for. tell them what book you are looking at. try to spark a conversation abotu your favorite author. maybe take some suggestions. if you really hit it off, try to trade numbers.

its okay if it doesnt pan out. this isnt a scoring system. there is no man in a cloack in space making down on a cosmic chalkboard how many failed conversations you had. 99% of interaction is dumb. you are waiting for the 1% and enjoying talking about your favorite things with strangers until then.

>>17126379
She didn't brainwash you, idiot, you just have unresolved sentiments that haven't been satisfied with any sort of emotional closure. It also sounds like you've got a submissive kink going on. Go find a dominant lady and enjoy yourself.

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>>17126419
>Didn't brainwash you
She would make me sit down with her every fucking week and delete all the porn on my phone...then replace it with naked pics of her.If I wasn't fucking her physically...I was fucking her mentally and had to prove it every week. You tell me if I have a domination kink?

>>17126419
I'll be honest with you, she was beautiful...but id never get back with her. She was just too demanding.

>>17126368
>>17126436

i did when i was younger. my advice is to 'shop around'. a psychiatrist for what you need should be a bit of a life coach.

go in and see one. if they try to throw pills at you, thne they arent going to help you. try to find one that talks through your problems, suggests fixes, and follows up to see if you implemented them.

id take the girl who lives up the road. shes in a small town so if she was telling everyones secrets, everyone would know and she'd get in trouble and not have a high rating, now would she? you cant keep the fact that you didnt keep a secret a secret in a small town.

>>17126466
This. Absolutely. The most important isn't how others rate them (one salty person can do a lot of damage there) or what their official specialty is. If it's someone you're going to share your mind and soul with you want someone you have chemistry with, where you feel they "get" you easily, you are in ways on the same wavelength or at least they can manage getting on yours.

There are A LOT of shitty psychologists. So make a proper screening. Good signs (apart from your gut feeling) are when they listen attentively, ask additional questions or ask for verification. There should be a good balance between the amount of input you give and how much they spin their own story. Be wary when they are extremely quick to diagnose you or people around you - no serious mental health professional would attempt to slap a label on someone after talking for thirty minutes. Talking over corrections you make or brushing off things that you point out as being significant to you are also red flags.

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>>17126466
Rock-solid logic. Cheers, anon

So you're an arrogant little rich bitch so people hate on you?
Boo fucking hoo.
Can't say I blame them.

>>17126472
As expected m8.. carry on

>>17126472
Poorfag detected. Want me to mail you food coupons?

>>17126354
>set your phone or device ready to record sound
>wait for typing sound
>press record
>when it stops go outside and play it back to yourself
>if silence, then its all in your head
>if noise, then hope the demon gives cuddles afterwards

>>17126371
It's pretty random when it happens, it can go days without it, lost a parent at early age (mom was killed when I was 5), do you think this can have to do with it?

schizoid delusions

>>17126343
A good friend of mine is a HS teacher in a shitty area. He's White and 'teaches' 'minorities'. Make sure if you're going to teach that it's in an area where 'students' are willing to learn.

>>17126352
Well obviously these schools suck. I hope I will never have to work at these places. What about the average non-ghetto schools though?

>>17126359
If you get tenure, you're set for life. The complaint i hear is that teachers feel their underpaid for what they do. However, I feel they get paid fairly.

>>17126341
>revealed to me that he actually never saw me the same way.

Reveal how?

Also you must have had an inkling? I mean it's the sort of thing you learn early on, especially if you're a billy-no-mates.

>>17126341
That's mean of your friend to say that to you.

even if they were just being nice they didn't have to say something hurtful like that

>>17126341

similar situation to me recently, though not nearly as extreme. you're a bobcat though so you'll just keep on keeping on. it sucks to suck, but nothing beautiful lasts, it just sucks that it was a lie. maybe try to convince yourself that hes lying and its just his way of distancing himself now that hes in another country. whatever helps.

in the meantime do you want advice to meet new friends