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My gf and I love to have sex in public places, the chance of getting caught makes it even better, we've fucked in a park at night on a blanket, had car sex and we've recently had sex in a movie theater when everyone left.
Question is what kind of trouble with the law can we get into if we are caught, neither of us are underage and we are never nude and keep our genitals covered by our clothes (she wears a skirt and I unzip my jeans). Would it be a fine or could it be serious jail time if we are caught?
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Derpends on which country you're in.
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>>17126295
depends locally and whether or not you get involved with an asshole. if the police catch you then you are in trouble, but no one else can legally detain you so as long as you get up and leave at the first sign of trouble you are fine.
if a cop doesn't see you then what proof is there? their word against yours.
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My boyfriend's brother is severely disabled (mentally and physically) and is starting to recognise me and be happy to see me. While this sounds cute, it means that he'll shuffle over to shake my hand. More than half of the time, this is a hand that is covered in a combination of the following: drool, ketchup, brown sauce (which makes me gag), tea, snot, juice or food residue. Of course I shake his hand when it's clean, but this usually isn't the case.
I'm at my boyfriend's parents house now helping with a few things, and his brother essentially backed me into a corner to shake my hand while it was covered in drool, ketchup and brown sauce (again, makes me gag). I felt extremely uncomfortable and I think his mum saw my discomfort, she just ended up calling him away from me.
Now here's the elephant in the room. Some day, myself and my boyfriend might have to take care of him if his parents die. I want to talk to either my boyfriend or his parents about being uncomfortable around the drool and mess, but that's going to open the can of worms of "Well how are you going to take care of him one day?".
I don't know how the hell to approach this situation. I don't want to be a monster and I don't want to look heartless, but the germs are really stressing me out and it might grow into a bigger issue from here.
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wut is brown sauce
I would send him to a nurse/mental hospital
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>>17126310
I can't think of a good way to describe it, so here's the Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce
My boyfriend's mother made him promise that they wouldn't put him in a home if both parents die. They're too afraid of negligent carers and people mistreating him.
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>>17126275
>I don't know how the hell to approach this situation.
Your boyfriend will always love his disabled brother and he will always expect you to be nice and welcoming to him.
Either make some concerted effort to wash your hands more or find a new boyfriend. If you're honestly uncomfortable around it then you and your boyfriend's lives just aren't compatible.
I work with disabled adults so I may have a bit of a biased but I just wash my hands, dude. Its not that terrible. I also have a thing with one of my clients where instead of shaking her hand I've worked with her to greet me with a hip bump or "bows" where we bump elbows like football players. I dunno, get creative.
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How do I tell my parents that I have zero interest to go outside and start dating? I am completely content with my mostly neet lifestyle, but they keep trying to tell me to "grow up" and its becoming real annoying. My mom has even asked me if i'm secretly gay and that its okay if I am.
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If you are secretly gay its ok bro
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>>17126269
do not start
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Imagine this, but being 23.
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Ok so I got this girls number I work with. She gave it to me when I asked. She's pretty religious and I'm not sure if she has much dating experience. We've flirted and held long eye contact etc. I texted her yesterday and we had a decent convo. She hasn't attempted to text me on her own accord yet. I think I'll have to give her death by a thousand cuts instead of point blank asking her out. Women do this all the time by just being around and friendly till you finally date them. How do I accomplish this as a man?
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1. Ask her out
2. Don't expect or try to force sex, given her religious background that would be wrong
3. ???
4. Profit
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>>17126214
Thanks anon. I would ask her out but I'm pretty sure the answer would be no so I was thinking get her to hang out with me and burrow my way into her heart like a tick
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>>17126219
You do realise that thos shit will backfire?! At the end it will be you falling for her and she'll be walking all over you. Just leave it while you still have an option.
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Im a 19 year old guy falling for my best friend who is a 25 year old woman. Should I pursue it? We're very comfortable together and wouldn't want to ruin one of the best friendships ive ever had.
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Is she single? Where/how did you meet?
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>>17126203
Shes single and we met through some work we did together.
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If she's given you the most obvious signs like
>hanging at your home a lot
>taking you out a lot
>calling/chatting with you a lot
>being physically intimate with you like playfully kissing you on the lips or touching you in a sexual way
Then yeah, sure.
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highschool droptout.......how do i succeed??
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Succeed at what? What are your goals?
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Get your GED
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>>17126159
Be lucky.
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Going to have a presentasjon about Francisco Franco in Spanish. Any spanish people that think they can help me.. All help is appreciated.
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He was a dick
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>>17126136
Spanish anon here, what do you wanna know op?
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>>17126136
Franco was bad. Now he's dead. That is good.
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How do I keep going, knowing that no matter what, someday I, and everyone I know will sink into nothingness?
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>>17126108
Because you haven't yet and others already have.
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>>17126108
God, I am so here.. I fucking hate it. Not sure what happened to make me start thinking this way all the goddamned time but I hope I can enjoy life again sometime soon
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>>17126108
Haha I remember when I was 19...
I hate myself. What practical methods can I implement to change myself?
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Pls
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Work out do things with friends do something that you would like to start doing
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>>17126185
One of my major problems is lack of friends. I and all my childhood friends have a gf, but seek the thrill of doing things with some dudebros that I never got to fully experience that I can't do with my gf.
What's the best way to make new friends? Pretty autistic question, but I've been with my gf so long I'm disconnected from that culture.
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>Have friend who really likes one of my other friends
>Today she tells me "He's hanging out with another girl right now and it's making me feel really panicked and is making me doubt everything"
>I say "You're probably just overthinking things, he seems to really like you"
>"omg I'm tired of always being told I'm overthinking things, can't I have doubts about things without being told I'm wrong"
>"Well i don't know what you want me to tell you, you literally take every little thing as a sign that he's not into you"
>"You know, it would be nice if you would actually talk to me instead of dismissing everything I say as paranoid bullshit"
Was a being insensitive?
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>>17126082
All girls want is constant validation, not help, not advice. Their egos are too massive to actually take any advice anyway.
Either be like "awww, why cant he just axe u out :O", and play the role of emotional tampon, or stop being friends with chicks.
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>>17126160
She actually has pretty bad social anxiety. I guess that explains why she sees everything as a sign that he's not into her.
I guess it isn't her fault she overthinks everything, but goddamn it doesn't make it any less stressful
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>>17126166
>She actually has pretty bad social anxiety.
Sounds to me like she just has a bad case of being a teenage girl.
I actually have social anxiety (severe, treatment-resistant, therapy and most medications don't help) and I'm not an idiot. I know anxious feelings are irrational, and I don't expect anyone to humor them. It's unhealthy for both of us.
This behavior absolutely is her fault.
Don't blame character flaws on mental illness, it's an insult to the rest of us.
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How do I stay productive during the summer? And I guess how do I stay productive in general?
At most when the spring semester ends for college I've been able to keep a basic retail job, but my grades have been shit lately and I'd like to be more productive and improve my math/coding skills in addition to having a job. I create a schedule but I end up being unable to follow it. I'm generally really lazy unless I'm given precise instructions and reminded. It's embarrassing, because I don't know how to be self productive and it's most likely hurting my future. Without guidance I completely procrastinate and never get anything done.
Does anyone have any tips to avoid laziness, and also any self-study tips?
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>>17126034
Take a summer school class, either in what you need catch-up help in, or in what you might otherwise take in the fall (and transfer the credit).
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>>17126034
Go for an internship relevant to your degree/chosen interests.
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>>17126105
I have taken a look at summer/online courses. Problem is I live on campus during the fall/spring and over 4 hrs away from campus during the summer. University offers local summer classes, and CC doesn't offer the right courses. Online has maybe one course I could retake, which I'll look into. Thank you.
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I have a bad GPA (sub 3.0), which is why I wanna study more during the summer, but I'm restricted money and location wise (see above). I don't know if I can apply for an internship without a good GPA and being confident of my skills. Is it possible to still be hired with a bad academic record?
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Am I in the wrong for not liking my brother's friend use my brother's piss for a drug test in order to get ahead in his life?
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No, it's a matter of opinion really. That being said it is none of your business. The fact that you disapprove just means that you have a fairly stable moral compass, keep holding on to that.
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>>17126045
An infants idea of morality.
Can someone explain to me since when this became something that people are expected to do??
I recently got a cut and the lady asked me if I wanted to pay the exact amount from my debit card when I handed it to her. I thought it was a strange question, but I told her yes, paid for my haircut and went on my way. On the way home I decided that she must have been asking for a tip.
Now, I never once gave a tip for a haircut. It seems like a strange thing to do. But I did go online when I got home and apparently that's something people do.
Keep in mind, this wasn't some high class hair salon. It was a typical chain place where I assumed people just go in, get their haircut, pay for it, then leave.
Am I way off base here? Or what?
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>>17126024
I used to tip a guy I went to see all the time, but randoms I've never sat in their chair before no.
but it makes sense they want a tip I guess waiters have been getting tips for years.
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>>17126024
Where do you live? In north America it's expected to tip your hairdresser literally everywhere.
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>>17126043
Northeastern United States. I've never tipped anyone for a haircut or heard of anyone doing it until the other day.
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Me and my gf has had sex 5 times and I never been able to make her orgasm. She told me her last partner made her orgasm multiple times so I feel like shit. Any advice on what I should do?
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read some guides on oral sex mabye?
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>>17126041
I give her oral often when we have sex ,but still no orgasm
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Ask her for advice, not us.
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Femanon here i have a guy friend who is ugly and when i say this i mean like 2/10 and he always whines about how other guys getting hotties and he do not know whats problem with him why he cannot get girls how i most politely convey him that THIS is the problem
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Well one way to get him to stop complaining would be to fuck him.
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>>17126012
Believe me anon, because i give a fuck about your opinion