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>inb4 dildo

>>17127777
Just facetime a lot and visit as much as you can. In all likelihood you'll end up single if you have to resort to cute bullshit to try to distract her.

>>17127810
visiting is pretty hard. fom june to january ill have about 43 days where I will be able to reach her

Pls

>>17127720
Get one

>>17127780
I'm trying dude

>>17127713
How old are you?

lostallhope.com

but really what you have is depression and it's very common and very treatable by the right medical professional.

>>17127728
im 19yo

You're crazy.

>>17127706
i know, but so is she, in just the right way, which is why im attracted to her

>>17127702
Was it boxxy? I don't have an answer.for you, OP. I'm a girl so when I want an answer I can blow up a man's phone all day and no one gives a fuk. Maybe go on tinder or play some Xbox live?

>>17127693
Go back on them?

>>17127718
And be reliant on drugs for the rest of my life? I don't wanna need to get high to be a functional human.

I've heard stories of people dropping them, and living normal lives.

>>17127743
You're not supposed to take them for the rest of your life. I thought you were supposed to take them long enough to where you felt comfortable and happy with yourself, and then slowly ween yourself off them by taking less and less doses.

But I've never actually taken ADHD medication, although I've been thinking about doing it because I feel the same way as you currently.

The only thing I can think of to help you is just mustering up that strength and pushing yourself forward. If you're at rock bottom the only direction you can go is up.

bump. any one?

>>17127645
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

try to analyze your audience, try and make jokes on new stuff(for example: politics are raging right now, and the internet is making jokes on it, try and work like that :D)

You don't know until you make an effort to get to know her better and/or ask her out. Otherwise it's pure conjecture.

Sounds like you're describing the previous woman I dated. Does she have breast implants and works as a restaurant manager?

My answer is yes, you have a chance. If you listen to your friends, that is.

>>17127646
This is my general issue, something not specifically related to this case but in general.

I like a lot that kind of girl, but being the complete opposite always sort of dragged me into never asking. As if I thought everyone should date the ones that are similar to them aesthethically speaking! (Something I find absolutely boring)


I just see this kind of girls dating guys with big beards and tattoos and that sort of thing and I'm nothing but the opposite to it, so I never actually go for it. I feel I have no chance.

>>17127631

There's only one way forward. You could go to jail for a long ass time if you make the wrong choices in these moments.

>>17127631
A therapist will report you for that, fyi.

>>17127631
You want one of us to tell him for you or something? Maybe send him an email saying that you would like to talk about this at your next appt and tell him you've been putting off discussing it but now you have no excuses. Good on you for having not acted and recognizing that you need help. You REALLY need to discuss this and remove yourself from any danger situations involving children. Danger situations as in you are the danger. You. That needs to be first and foremost in your mind is the welfare of the children whose lives you will irreparably destroy if you act.

You should be attracted to the person you plan on spending your life with.

>>17127624

I say healthy standards, anon. I'm right there with you. I tried convincing myself I could love a girl who treated me really well and was just "cute," and I found out it wasn't me at all. She was boring and I didn't want to have sex with her.

It's callous, but it's also just true... find someone who makes the wind blow in and the angels sing when you get into a relationship. Yes, looks fade, but you'll know that the passion was there and you'll grow old and ugly together, as opposed to them just... always being ugly.

I don't see there being anything wrong with your standards. There's literature out there that describes sexual attraction (as in, you are sexually attracted to their physical appearance), as an important tenet of relationships.Other women might be appealing to you in other facets, like personality, but if you find yourself to be so unbending on appearance then that's that. It's generally pretty good to be picky/cognizant of what you want in a relationship.

Uh because people suck at guessing height? Stop worrying about this shit so much

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>>17127607
Shoes can add an inch to two inches. If you comb your hair high it can add 3-4 inches. A 5'6" human can turn into a 6 foot human with little effort.

Hands down you have good posture. A lot
of people above a certain height and/or insecure people unconsciously slouch, so 6 foot tall insecure guy will seem shorter than he is.

You're golden OP, don't let it get to you that some ruler told you some numbers, it's all in your body language.

Two friends in a year is pretty good. Unless you're one of those people who want a large number of 'friends'

>>17127579
No, that's completely normal. Most people feel like that. It's only abnormal if you're so held back by your fears that you can't socialize with anyone, but you clearly don't have that problem since you have friends and had a gf.

Take solace in the fact that you truly are a normalfaggot.

>>17127579
I have no clue if it's normal or not but I will definitely be your friend. Also, I fell the same about women. Either I just naturally become their friends or I don't even put forth effort. It's hard man. And omfg my parents are always saying "Caleb, you can make friends with just about anyone" of course I can't make friends by going out of my way because heaven forbid I make a friend without it being natural. Do you have a steam? I'd be down to chat.

>>17127543
have fun getting raped senpai

>>17127548
If OP is gay it's nothing but win

I thought you had to work in prison? I remember in this one movie with Nicholas Cage, he had to make license plates. Oh, and in The Escapists, they had jobs where they had to do laundry and shit.

I imagine the health care would be pretty minimal, too. Just enough to keep you alive, sort of thing. Not like they'd fix long standing issues.

Your responsibilities would be keeping yourself out of trouble, and staying alive and sane while the world outside moves on while you play in your little box.


Pretty much the only way I'd consider that an option is if I hit absolute rock bottom, and I was 100% certain I wouldn't be able to survive otherwise.

find a copy of Serge Lang's Basic Mathematics, go through it, do the exercises

everyone can be good at math with enough practice and diligence

>>17127542
People are usually only bad at math because they don't immediately get things and then they decide they're bad at math and they hate math so they never do any math which of course makes them bad at math. You just need to keep trying and you'll get better.

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>tfw through college with no desire to be any good at math

>>17127576
>>17127602
What would you guys suggest for someone still in college/school? Why else would you want to learn math, and how fucked would you have to be starting from the basics?

Probably best to just keep doing the standard cramming/ect.

It won't help is all.

Dude it's not that easy to find yourself a chick. Go to a bar and dance with every chick there and then the right one will have an interesting convo with you( don't fuck up the convo) and if you're going to cop a prostitute make sure you double wrap it... Trust me

>>17127765
Too much confidence. Ye old bar is too meme. I was at one and everyone was in groups. Actual people sitting at counter were single men as well.

Thanks though.

>>17127509
Study and do your homework. What else can you do?

>>17127516
how is that going to help with coming up with a quote anon

unless that's your suggestion?

>>17127518
I'm a complete moron. I misunderstood. Anyway, perhaps you could quote someone you admire?