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>>17128344
High school is not the best time of your life. Best time is 28-38. Money, decent-looking ladies, and stability. You got time, OP.

Well what are you going to do about it? Mope around some more or grow a pair? Life's largely what you make it.

You can either sit and regret everything and have your life stagnate, or you can realise that the past is the past and move on

Girls, if a guy looks good and isn't an autist is it still creepy for him to ask for your number?

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Who performed the first rimjob - a man, or a woman?

>>17128126
t. autist

>>17127317

For starters you need to ditch the "qt3.14" expression

First of all, don't feel shitty for the fact that there be pretty girls. Whenever I see pretty girls I get really happy. If I'm not standing out in a crowd, it means I'm most likely invisible, so no harm. Being invisible isn't always bad for starters.

lose weight you fat fuck

>>17127189
>How do I seduce him?
No need for that. Just ask.

>>17127189
>but he's a total asshole and very bitter + cynical. He's also a virgin.

You're asking how to seduce a robot?

You don't.

He'll think it's just a cruel joke bein' played on him and he'll avoid you.

Guys like this are like this for a reason... maybe they've been called creepy too many times or friendzoned.

Realised they'll only ever be a friend, while Mr already-has-a-wife-and-beats-her gets the girl again.

Guys like this soon realise they are worse than guys like that and give up + stop tryin'.

They'll never make a move, and they'll never believe it when you make a move.

Unless you're willing to spend a long time gradually knocking his walls down and slowly building his confidence up as a friend first, then spending months tryin' to get him to fall for you (when he knows better than to fall for anyone), it really isn't worth it.

Move on and fuck Chad, like normal girls do.

>>17127189
black mail him.

>>17126467
you will never live this again
really think about what you're doing

Fuck more girls.
And start college before ending high school.

>>17126467

nothing. everythings exactly how i like it right now.

Being shaved is the norm and most common preference now. But you can always shave (or trim/groom, there's options in between full bush and bare naked) after you met someone... you are only trying to please one specific person, they could be an exception.

Also I don't know how strongly you feel about this, but if you really hate the look of having none (I know I do), I don't think this is the kind of issue that would be a dealbreaker to most guys if they already got to know you and like you a lot. At the very least it's something you can discuss together. I'd say if a guy gets you naked then turns around because your pussyhair styling isn't up to his preferences, he was never serious to begin with.

Also it depends on where you live. Eurofag here and having pubic hair is a lot more normal here than what I hear from American stories.

Ive never minded the look of pubic hair. Ive never been with someone who doesnt shave though so I dont know if it makes it smell worse.

how are they seeing your pubic hair

You put yourself in a poor position because you were intoxicated, you engaged in the act and didn't object, and you had a friend that bore witness to most of it.

You were not raped, you made a bad decision and now you regret it. Do you honestly want to get somebody locked up because of it?

>>17125374

Beyond that, he was drunk too, so if he did rape you, you also raped him and will have to admit that in court.

I'd like the tape you long and hard is what i think
Mmmm

I have a thirsty ex who really wants to get in my pants again apparently, which really sucks for him because it's not happening. I'm pretty sure I'm going to reel in this guy to be my fuck buddy, if he's up for it. I'm not trying to fall in love, and I'm certainly not trying to listen to fuck boy tell me how great I am and how I deserve so much. Because he can't give it to me, and I can get it for myself.

Not gonna be a dick just yet, but I'm eventually going to have to. And even if the other dude ends up being a one night stand, at least he was a gentleman with his own car and a job. Good Lord I don't know how I attract fuck boys.

I cheated on my ex with her sister and she caught us. It was worth it. That's what she gets for calling me a pussy

My life seems fucking pointless, I want to give it a fucking meaning, even by killing people or punching them in the face for no reason. Gosh seems I'll end up fucking miserable and alone.

>>17110129

Initials...?

Sorry, I had to.

C
I've managed to leave you behind, it been so long I almost thought I'd never get over you. I'm sorry I never said goodbye, I said goodbye to you so many times I almost didn't think it would stick. It's been 6 years since we met and I no longer love you. I know you would only be glad to have me off your case now, I'm sorry I made you the object of my autistic infatuation. I'm so ashamed of myself. I have no longer any idealized memories of our happy days. You refused to call yourself my boyfriend, how could I have ever thought you loved me?

It took me years to realise a few flings off and on wasn't being with the man I though offered me unconditional love. I now know it was me not you. I honestly believed we were fated to be together forever, but can you blame a 17 year old kid from an abusive family for trying so desperately to prove herself to the only person she thought cared about her?

I'm awfully ashamed of who I've been as a result of this infatuation, I've blackened my name and I can never put it behind me. Every day I try to forget about this whole ordeal, I have a gorgeous boyfriend, great career, lots of hobbies and I reconnected with my father, and spend lots of time with my siblings, I want to alleviate you of any guilt for leaving me vulnerable because 7 have a completely different life now with all the support I need.

I hope with all my heart and soul I can leave you alone for good

A

>>17110175
Lol

>>17130039
This is going to sound cringy as fuck but you have to tell her you are nervous. Get her to do shit with your limp dick thats feels good so you get so horny you forget about being nervous.

>>17130039

Just mess around naked without a boner. If you get chill enough you'll get that boner back. You need to relax, it sounds like anxiety that's killing you.

See if she'll give you a bj when you have a soft dick. Soft-dicked bj's actually feel amazing while you're getting them (pretty much the only good head I get since I'm too big for her mouth and I can never get one for more than 6 seconds without getting hard).

Sit around naked, touch each other, mess around with the understanding that you are NOT going to have sex.

>>17130039
if its your first time its ok to be nervous. start off with foreplay or something. i'm a virgin too so i dont know much =( . stay away from viagra you're too young for that.

do you lift? lifting helps out with your testosterone. i'v been /fit/ for a year and i'm more hornier then when i didnt lift.

>>17129894
Are you going through puberty, or high on drugs?
If not, go see a shrink, might be BPD.

>>17129968
No drugs , I mean I have tried but not addicted in any way , but you are right on the first I am 15

>>17129894

you are kind of vague, so there isn't much we can say. if its hurting your life consider going to therapy and slowly moving up that laddera s necessary.

if not not negatively impacting your life, consider just trying to reign it in on your own

>BUT HOW

try to catch yourself doing it, and simply make an effort to control those emotions, even if its just an 'act' you eventually make it a habit.

consider picking up a hobby good for anger. you want an outlet. get a punching bag. or simply by a baseball bat, go out back and hit a tree

Sounds pretty gay

Of all the things to be worried about with a gang bang........

>>17129843
Fag.

>>17129680
It could one of several reasons:
>something came up
>they're busy
>they forgot
>they don't want to

>>17129689
I know but it doesn't make me feel very good :(

>>17129680
call tomorrow.
If they don't pick up or call back after they don't pick up, assume they are not into you.

>Guns and Roses

You need to be over 18 to post here.

axl rose beat the shit out of his girlfriend tho

>>17129631
19 in reality, 16 at heart. Wouldn't have it any other way

You and I are in the same boat. I went to a neurologist and psychoneurologist and underwent some extensive testing to help diagnose wtf is wrong. Put me on meds that help a great deal, but are nowhere near enough. I'd suggest looking into extensive testing or you and I might just be lazy people of the smartphone world lol.

Object meditation
5 minutes daily

And when you get more advanced
add a 45 minute session at night

Concentration goes up

>>17129751


What exactly do you mean by mediation