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So both of my best friends decided to go out and get gfs, so naturally I was happy for them but soon they stopped talking to me and now pretty much ignore me. How do I get them back?
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become a lady boy and date them both.
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>>17183899
Nice dubs.
Sleep with their mothers.
You have to be 18 to post here.
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>>17183899
sry they lost to the pussy now and are totally whipped if they stopped seeing their friends
>get better friends
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i thought reddit was all one big hugbox? 2016-05-26 03:05:50 Post No.17183881
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i thought reddit was all one big hugbox?
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some reddit people really hurt my feelings lol. made a thread asking lots of questions about something science-y with very little research done on the topic and they called me hurtful names and downvoted most of my posts into oblivion.
it sucked. i haven't posted much on reddit but 4chan is seeming like a much nicer place.
so how do i deal with hurt feelings on the internet? :(
i mean there were some good posts that addressed my questions too but this was like intense somehow and i feel sad and hurt.
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>>17183881
Calling this bait would be a disservice.
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Lol someone's new to baiting. Everyone knows that if you wanna b8 /adv/, you just talk about how all women are le evil cunt sjws who just want Chads and bbcs
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>>17183887
i mean no. do you want the thread? people on 4chan have definitely said worse to me; i think the part that hurts is the downvoting. like my comments which i thought were reasonable were downvoted by so many people they disappeared.
feels sad that my posts can go away because people are like fuck this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/electronic_cigarette/comments/4kxz6c/popcorn_lung/
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How could you be comfortable enough to let someone have sex with you? To let them see your naked body?
How are you not ashamed of your fat and hair? Your bumps and pimples?
How do i gather the courage to have sex?
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Get in shape, sculpt your body for how you want it and how you want others to see it.
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If they love you then they won't see you like that
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Stick your peepee in her cooch and let the desire guide you. Don't overthink it.
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Does life get better after high school?
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>>17183849
I cant imagine it getting better. These are the best times of our lives
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>>17183855
/thread
Basically; it gets more interesting, in that it becomes more complicated, stressful, and ultimately you'll get more shit thrown at you. It depends what you mean by "better."
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You'll get better at coping more than likely, but better is iffy
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How difficult is it to get into voice acting as a career?
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Voice actors are just actors you know
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>>17183668
So Pretty easy then?
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Pretty easy, as long as you're a massive faggot/pretty girl
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hello /adv/, im posting this here coz i dont want to expose us anywhere else and here i can be anonymous. so i met this super cute guy i really liked and we started dating 5 months ago. the thing is, he has a really small penis. i dont mind it being small, in fact i think its cute. but when it comes to sexual action, i prefer it a little bigger and thicker, 6in or so. for that i use dildoes, and the intercourse has always been like this: he puts on a strapon, we have sex, after a couple of orgasms i get him off by giving him a blowjob. i told him i loved him and that worked perfectly fine by me. our relationship worked just fine like that until yesterday, we had a little get together with friends, and we started playing truth or dare. long story short, i got drunk, i chose truth, and i had to tell everyone about my exes dick size (i have 2). by the end of the party i could see he was holding himself his best not to start crying, and i really hoped it wasnt because of me. the next day (today) i could see it was. he started to flip his shit because of that. i told him a million times his dick is just fine the way it is like that, but he insists he is not man enough and wants to break up. please help me, he is a really nice man and i dont want to break up because of such reason.
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You kinda force the dude to use a strap on to fuck you which is messed up. Try it some times without the strap on and just let him enjoy himself. Sex isn't always about YOUR pleasure you selfish cunt
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>>17183012
7.5 here. Just saying ;^]
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>>17183012
I don't even have a small dick but it's hypocrisy like this that really implements that /r9k/ attitude towards women. You will crucify anybody that makes fun of other girls or people that are ugly or were born with some kind of problem, but you have no qualms about poking fun at something a man has no control over.
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I want to start hobby breeding (or work with other breeders) alligator lizards to domesticate them and sell them as pets. However, I've been researching for a week now and I cannot, for the life of me, find out where I start this process legally. I can only find small laws on trapping in my state, which doesn't help me.
I don't want to do this under the table style, as this is a hobby that genuinely interests me and I would like to be able to sell the babies legally and somewhat ensure good homes for them, so I need some sort of license.
I also tried asking about this on /an/ but never really got an answer, so I'm asking here now.
Does anyone hobby breed reptiles in general? Or just know of what facilities I would have to get in contact with to do this?
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>>17182577
bump
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Not sure about the states but in AUS you need a licence to breed and sell pets. This is done through pur department of licensing....
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that is a cute lizard
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is paying for a hooker worth it?
for those that are single and horny, why haven't you?
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>>17182174
it really depends on your definition of 'worth it'.
in my opinion, no, but i get laid easy enough. never been in a position where a hooker is my only option for more than a two day period.
honestly depends how much a hooker charges. but i wouldnt do it.
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>>17182174
Because youd never be able to respect yourself anymore and anyone who knew would never respect you.
But if you think any form of pride you have is worth sacrificing to get laid go for it.
But as a tip sex doesnt actually feel that good. The emotions and enjoyment from interacting and thrashing around with another person who wants to be there is what makes it fun. Kinda like a single player game vs a multiplayer game. The single player mode is overall more polished and optimized for gameplay but the multiplayer is just more fun. But that kid who pays for friends is just too sad.
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>>17182174
Never needed to, and I have the confidence and looks to go land some tail.
I think if I was to buy a hooker it would be to do something sadistic that I wouldn't do to a friend, like so I could fuck her in her ass and not care if it made her cry, or if I was desperate.
And if I was desperate, it would be like acknowledging that I didn't what it takes anymore, like turning in my sexy card. I'd sooner bang a 3/10 fatty that was into me than a 9/10 hooker that I knew was doing it for the money. It's kind of an insult to myself.
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What's the longest lie you've kept? I've heard of people spending years weaving lies over eachother to keep themselves concealed
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I somehow convinced everyone throughout high school and college that I have a twelve-inch dick.
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>>17176530
So what you're saying is that you haven't lost your virginity
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>>17176540
Bazinga
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Hey /adv/
There is this girl in my high-school whom i like and find attractive, we've spoken a few times and we get along. Apparently she's a 'slut' but i think there is more to her than that. However the issue is that I'm not really in her 'social' group and I'm afraid that if i ask her out or talk to her in a more flirty way things will go south socially for me. How do i approach the situation? is it worth the risk? or should i just avoid it and wait until college?
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>>17186071
JUST GO FOR IT, but ask yourself if she really wants to go for a date or if you're being just a friend to her.
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We aren't friends really, more like people who know each and know we exist, she did stare at me a lot when we out on a trip of some kind.
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but we have talked etc
should i ask her out over text or in person you think?
19/malet here. I hadn't checked my height in months because I thought my growth plates had closed,
but turns out I grew half an inch.
Is there anything I can do to grow more before my growth plates close for good?
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>>17185941
i hear we absorb calcium until we are 23. and while thats mostly bone thickness, im sure it cant hurt. get your daily calcium requirements. actually eat healthy. people like to think growing is 100% going to happen on its own, but kids who grew up eating nothing but junk often dont get too tall cuz your body needs those nutrients and energy to grow.
work on posture, you lose a lot to simply having bad posture.
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sorry to tell you this, but if genetics doesnt help, nothing will
170 cm tall manlet here
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> tfw when 196cm
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My new girlfriend has PCO disease, she doesn't have her period. Can she still get pregnant?
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>>17185763
Do you understand what a period is?
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>>17185763
she will never get pregnant
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>>17185763
Ask a doctor. Don't seek medical advice from 4chan.
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Need your opinion on my project 2016-05-26 18:25:23 Post No.17185760
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Need your opinion on my project
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Hello guys !
I will launch my project on Kickstarter soon, I would like to have your opinion or advices about it : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cuboak/89598128?token=2a7c0084
Thanks !
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>>17185760
Seems like a waste of money imo. Why would I want to buy squares of cheap wood and bars from you when I could go to home depot and get the same thing for less? More importantly, who is your market?
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>>17185790
Also, why is it called cubOAK if you're making it from pine or spruce?
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>>17185760
Are measurements standardized or is that something the customer can decide on too?
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How to build a reputation in the freelancing market and where to begin?
I've tried it before but i got no jobs since the sites i tried were full of people with plenty of reviews and certifications, also a couple of companies bidding (not fair).
i know English and Spanish, and maybe i have other skills but i don't feel they're as developed as the ones i've mentioned. Any way to know what i'm good at and how to profit from my skills in freelancing?
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>>17185732
Quite simply really, land the first job, get a good review, land second job, get a second review.
If you become good friends with the client, have them write a recommendation for you on LinkedIn. They might also start promiting you whenever somebody in their networks needs someone to perform a certain job.
You start from scratch OP, take small manageable steps to start amassing good reviews and certifications.
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>>17185740
which site should i use?
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>>17185745
There's always Fiverr. Otherwise you might be able sign up as a tutor- or a mentor for some kids having challenges with their English- or Spanish courses?
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What laptop for college? 2016-05-26 18:12:18 Post No.17185726
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Hey guys currently about to enter my freshmen year of college. Hoping to pursue in STEM major, and I'm in need for a laptop this summer for college. For STEM majors should I pick windows over mac? Or if I were to go with mac should I wait for the new releases this summer or just stick to a windows laptop? Any recommendations?
btw also heavily produce music on my computer so that is a factor i need to consider before purchasing
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no one needs a mac
if you just need it for uni work and music stuff, just get like a 19inch with a good processor and 8gb of ram, that should cost you around $350
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chromebook
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You should get something that's compatible with whatever software the school computers use.