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>self mutilation
You deserve it.

>>17188685
Nice contribution mongoloid.

>>17188679
>would it be safe to masturbate or should I leave it for now.

Cold shower time, m80. If there's any doubt, leave that sausage alone. The thought of popping open some stiches on my weinerhead makes me wilt inside.

I got the same problem, used to be great at chatting to people on MSN as a teenager now it just feels so forced

bump?

Get gf

Well, if you want to be a likeable person by everyone, to begin with, you gotta have a lot of common ground - which means you gotta appeal yourself as the average everyman. You know in South Park, Stan and Wendy have generally speaking, mild, middle-of-the-road opinions about things, and although they are actually very talented (stan is quarterback, wendy is the volleyball captain AND the cheerleading squad captain, both always get top marks in class) they don't make a big deal of it on the show.

Sure, confidence is all I see in them. But when I act confident people seem to not give a fuck about me and kinda receive me.

I don't have problems with anyone in my college but I'm that guy who everyone thinks is an inexperienced guy and often....I don't know what to say....I'm so angry and tired of being or seeming like that guy.

>>17188529
*decieve not recieve

>>17188492
What exactly do you not understand in the google translate?

>>17188500
Soo.. It said.

I consider the goal more as a benchmark "

"I often try to arrive at the most important by objective reasoning

I dont get either of those sorry.. what does it mean?

>>17188506
It means what it says. Translate that to your native language if you can't understand it.

They, like every people try to avoid confrontation. They do what's on their payroll with as minimal confrontation as possible.
Also:
>the evolution is pretty bad
You don't tell mentally unstable patients this because it makes them worse.

>>17188396
But blatantly lying to their face that they look so much better every time even when the patient says hell no, I feel worse is just absurd and annoying.

>not telling mentally unstable
Is it only in the case of mood disorders cause I've seen schizos knowing their condition, and that it's bad, without it making things worse

>>17188390
>Are all psychiatrists like this?
Basically. It's a losing system.

>>17188386
bump

what advice are you looking for?

Because a major part of life is relationships. Everybody is looking for love and people love to give relationship advice, also it gives hem an opportunity to tell their little stories as examples so they can vent about their relationship struggles. In short everybody wants to be loved.

>>17188350
Bail. Don't play this cunt's game.

>>17188350
Lol that bitch just want's the attention. Tell her to fuck off and move on.

>>17188350

Next time something like this happens, ask the girl out before it ever gets that far.

Go outside.

more likely you are looking at the end without the middle.

think:

how i get self respec
how i get health
how i get social life

then the last will be answer

goodluck

>>17188316
Buy some coke, go to a bar, take coke, become an over confident normalfag for the night that only talks about himself, have great sex on coke and then either hate yourself for a week or do it again.

>>17188289
/r9k/.

>>17188291
Why's that? I'm not an emofag.

>>17188289
Whichever board talks about the thing that interests you the most. Got any hobbies?

Yeah, you want to keep things casual. Roses would be weird.

im not sure. i have been arranging a date with a girl for a couple of weeks now. i dont really know her so i doubt i will lay it on so thick.
wine is romantic and consumable, and not soppy. wine...

>>17188283
like one rose is ok but not a bunch

>wanting to make a catalog of social situations
Do you know how I know you're autistic?

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>>17188221

>>17188225
Why'd you post a picture of yourself?

>>17188158
Try this game
https://youtu.be/DRl70-F9o6I

Very fun top down shooter that's very coop focused. You have to work together to accomplish missions all while being swarmed by wave after wave of enemies. Also friendly fire is on like 150%, you will kill your allies, you will get killed by your own gadgets, etc.

It's good fun, 2-4 players.

Vainglory agar.io, league of legends
All free, all can be played with another person.

diablo 2 works on everything and its great
diablo 3 works on pretty much any machine too and its even better

i spent over 2 years on those games with my LDR, she did come to my place almost every weekend but it was still 2 hours by train so yeah


you can try moba games too
they are free and fun to explore with a friend or partner

>>17188106
She has atrial fibrillation? Is she not on meds for it, because most people with that condition control it with meds. Since I don't know the specifics of her case I can't really answer your question but it's unlikely she would be very limited. Ask her and her family though.

There are a million types of arrythmias, some are not dangerous and require more intensive treatment, some are less.

>>17188106
>So my question is can she play sports the same and can i scare her or prank her stuff like that
It depends on the type of arrhythmia. Can you tell us what type she has?

Just ask her. Your pretty pathetic to begin with.

>>17188050
Are you that guy that got his TV stolen by a woman that said if you touched her it would be rape?

>>17188070

The thrill lies within the unexpected... I think

At least my grammar's >>17188070
good

>>17188074

I'm not. He sounds like a bro though...

Come on people. Scary, threatening, pussy soaking stuff please.

decide for yourself

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Keep us posted

>>17188038
Did you save the pic of that persons cat?