I really love my girlfriend (my first) but I am leaving for summer and I never got the courage to give her a kiss goodbye, I miss her already
>how should I prepare mentally and phsically for a first kiss?
>how often should I text her?
>will our relationship weaken after the summer?
>how can I cope with the feeling of loss?
>can I practice kissing?
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>how should I prepare mentally and phsically for a first kiss?
Practice with other girls, I m serious.
>how often should I text her?
Enough so she knows your still alive
>will our relationship weaken after the summer?
Yeah, most likely, you might even break up. Thats why you get yo side hoes ready.
>how can I cope with the feeling of loss?
You won't need to cope when you're balls deep in another girl, you won't feel loss when you're winning that hard. P.S. also damn, you've got that defeatist mentality in your head already, but thats all good, just get some side hoes!
>can I practice kissing?
YEAH nigga! With yo side bitches!
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>>17187454
Kk I walk ya through this.
>I <3 her
Imagine you are someone else looking at your relationship. Ask yourself, does this couple seem to love each other? Question answered.
>>how should I prepare mentally and phsically for a first kiss?
Physically? Don't worry everyone fucks up bad the first time. If its her first kiss too she won't know any better unless you knock your teeth out or something.
Mentally? Three deep breaths, close your eyes and lean in. Or do a swoop and kiss her, but that's a level three suave move.
>>how often should I text her?
Difficult question. Depends on the doll.
At minimum once a week. At most, four times a week. More then that find a hobby to keep yourself occupied. I recommend bird watching.
>>will our relationship weaken after the summer?
Yes
>>how can I cope with the feeling of loss?
Alcohol.
>>can I practice kissing?
I say no. But do it anyways.
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Could the hoes be bros? I'm bi
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Did I fuck up or did me and my boss both fucked up?
>boss ask me for old report from X client, I'm FAR in another province
>I send the wrong one, forgot about the newest one, I tell my boss to contact me if anything happens
>he sends the wrong file to a fuckton of important people without double checking the mail
>they reply that it's the wrong file
>one of our partners has to sign every page of the new document again
>boss scolds me for fucking up, says he's dissappointed
>I get mad, I didn't know he was going to copy so many people in the mail, didn't doblechecked shit
this shit is probably going to cause me a good raise, maybe a promotion, and my boss trust, what do?
It's not the first time that I fuck up, but it's the first time that I fuck up in this manner. I'm always open with my boss about communication and double-checking important things before sending them and I feel like he ignored this.
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>>17187382
You fucked up. You didn't do what you had to do. Your boss relied on you and did exactly what he/she had to do. Your boss is not a babysitter and can't be expected to constantly double-check for you, that's your job
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You should get a job at a sandwich place. Maybe you are better at that
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>>17187382
Don't be a baby, you fucked up. Suck it up, apologize, and be wary for the next time this situation arises
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Been a long time since LJBF
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Alright... this is a "Am I in the Friend Zone" thread.
First off, I know the old addage, "If you ask yourself about your friend zone status, you already know you're friend-zoned". Perhaps it might not apply here?
Girl, 22, in my class on the last day of last semester asked for my Snapchat. Didn't think anything of it because she had a boyfriend (who I had met; when I met him, she sat next to me and across from him). She's been snapchatting me every day since. She'll take pictures where her thighs are taking up half the frame. She showed me a picture of her belly button ring (ooooh wow! i know, lol). If i request her face or any part of her she'll send it.
Anyway she wanted to meet up to study. She brought me a drink from jamba juice. Sweet. Were studying and we go off topic. I touched her shoulder and there was no flinch or negative body language. So then she started talking about her patella has a hole in it, "so you can feel a hole right here" and she grabbed my hand and put it on her leg. I kept it on there and she didnt mind.
Today I sent her a snap that said how kissable her stomach looked and she typed back, "omg lol stop that"
QUESTION IS:
Am I in the so-beta-hes-harmless-so-I-can-treat-him-like-one-of-the-girls zone or the
I'm interested but want to go super slow zone.
I hope this wasn't too long for anyone to read lol.
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>Am I in the so-beta-hes-harmless-so-I-can-treat-him-like-one-of-the-girls zone
Yes and no. Escalate and figure it out. Godspeed.
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Let me tell you what this girl is doing. Shes probably testing out the waters + just enjoying the attention that shes getting from you asides from her boyfriend. Bitches love attention.
I'll tell you how to counter that. Women know men develop onetitis or whatever the fuck you want to call it. They're not retarded. The idea is for you to keep invested in her, but you need to show you have other options. As in, as you talk to this girl, you're talking to multiple other girls, preferably as many as your sanity can handle.
This achieves a few things. 1. this girl sees your social value 2. if things don't work out with this girl, BRUH! You've got multiple other bitches in your life to pursue!!! 3. It keeps your investment in her low and therefore saves you from oneitis, and it keeps you from developing oneitits for the other bitches as well 4. theres probably more reasons, but THE GENERAL IDEA IS YOU WANNA GO WITH THE SHOTGUN APPROACH WHEN YOU WANNA GET GIRLS
Cheers and good luck friend
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You should take her out for a pizza
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There was this guy I was seeing for a few months and I was head over heels in love with him.
He broke up with me and I was trying to let go then one night I got drunk and fucked up any chance of us being friends.
He made it seem like it was my fault that we broke up.. because I didn't meet his standards and it hurt me for a long time, in fact it still hurts. It hurts because I thought more than anything we were best friends and best friends could talk about anything.
Today someone told me he's bisexual. He always claimed to be heterosexual and I never thought otherwise. I think it's the reason he broke up with me because he met a guy and I was in the way.
It's just unfair that I feel like I was used because he just didn't want his family to know. I would have rather he just told me the truth and I walked away knowing that rather than feeling like shit for months wondering what I had to change about myself that made our relationship end so abruptly.
Now I have to go to court over something silly because he couldn't trust me enough to tell me the truth. I feel like I'm just a shield for closet gays because that's the third time it's happened except for this time I actually developed strong feelings for the guy.
fml
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/adv/ board rules:
3. All threads are expected to be constructive in nature; BAWWWing and venting is discouraged.
Did you have a question?
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>>17187336
/b/ is that way >>>
They might listen to you.
I hear they like tits.
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Are you fucking serious? I was going to chastise the other posters for their lack of giving a shit, but you really gave us nothing to work with.
Also
>Now I have to go to court over something silly because he couldn't trust me enough to tell me the truth.
Details? I guess that doesn't even matter. If you want a heterosexual bf I'll be your straight internet bf and we'll skype and talk about life
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Unrealistic expectations 2016-05-27 04:14:32 Post No.17187328
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So I've known this girl about 15 days..... I seen her a few times, hugged kissed..... but I'm then all of a sudden accused of moving too fast when she didn't exactly stop herself either.
She said she started to become distance once she started to notice I was looking for something long term. She said she wants to remain friends. We are both 30 years old.
I told her I'm not here to make friends and told her it's best we go our separate ways. She became really upset and said she doesn't want to lose another friend.
Is she for real? We're both grown and she's trying to not only friendzone me, but make me feel bad for wanting to drop her ass when I can probably find someone who's actually going to give up the pussy and maybe build an sactual relationship? LOL. What do you guys think the truth is on her part? It would have been different if we were both 16 and she was confused..... We're 30!!! She also said the fact that I'm willing to drop her so fast indicated that I never cared.....
She also said she spent most of her life in relationships, she wants to have more fun, and says by the time she's ready to settle down, I won't be around.... I told her I'm not going to be around now! haha wtf?
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>>17187328
15 days and you're looking for long term...with her? Yeah I'd put the whole thing on cold ice too. You're moving too fast. 15 days is shit.
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>She also said she spent most of her life in relationships, she wants to have more fun, and says by the time she's ready to settle down, I won't be around.... I told her I'm not going to be around now! haha wtf?
lmaooooo, drop this bitch, she cray, theres a reason why shes not married by 30
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>>17187337
You're missing the point. Even after I said I'm more than willing to slow it down completely, and even if it took two years, for example, she is always too busy to hang out more and is so busy with her life at times that she can't even communicate often enough for anything to move forward at all.
I've dated before. Usually, if someone is interested in you enough, they'll keep hanging out and hanging out and talking and talking and at least make it obvious---even if it's over a course of a year. They won't keep verbally calling you a friend as if I don't know what I'm doing.
Hey, guys! I need some opinions. So, I love doing hair & makeup. Lately I e been wanting to try new tricks with contour. Well, contouring a certain way for my fave shape so I also looked up co your for a soft, delicate face & for a sharp defined face. I just don't know which to try since I'm not sure what shape my face is! Lol.
I sometimes think I have dainty features then I think I have strong striking features. Can you guys/girls help me figure out which I am so I can possibly try some makeup that suits & compliments me best? Thank you!
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I just jerked off and Im going to have sex with this girl tomorrow at around 3 pm.
Will I still cum alot?
How can I make myself cum more?
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Big cums
Why does your amount of cum matter
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>>17187298
She likes the big cums, man
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I'm not an expert on your balls but probably not, no.
You could go back in time and stop yourself from man handling your man sausage.
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>tfw missed the furcon
I want to go to the next local one, but I don't have a fursuit or a fursona because fursonas are dumb. I do want a fursuit though, because playing dress-up is fun.
How should I design it, character-wise? How do the true autists of furaffinity come up with their characters and stick to them?
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Bumping for design advice.
If it helps, I like birds and harpies and other feathered things? Hence the OP pic.
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Fursuits are hella expensive, OP. You could always buy a character design from someone (seriously. Adoptables are very popular, and have a huge range of prices) Or, you could just make/buy a suit of a generic animal/creature like a gryphon, a specific bird, etc. You don't need a specific character or even a suit to attend a furcon.
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Pic related.
This whole situation is probably going to sound weird, but it’s still true. I’m a 31-year-old virgin and my girlfriend is a 30 year-old virgin. We’ve been together for about two years, but it’s a long-distance relationship (she lives back home in Germany and I live in Asia, not for much longer though), so it feels like we haven’t been together for so long.
Sexually, we’ve done quite a few things except for having sex and we’ve also become more open talking about it. At first I thought she didn’t want to have sex because she’s just shy, but now she told me that she really scared about getting pregnant and that that would be her nightmare. Of course we’re using condoms and we were really close to actually having sex, but then she suddenly panics. She says that the condom could burst and she even has friends who became pregnant using condoms and the pill. To me, she’s overreacting and the whole thing seems to be psychological, but of course it’s also a problem in our relationship. Should I give her more time (at least we’re getting closer to having sex…) or do something else (keep in mind that I’m a virgin and may not find another girlfriend and of course I do love her…)?
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https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrauterinpessar
viel glück
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>>17187222
It's probably less about her being scared about having sex and getting pregnant. And more that it's having sex and getting pregnant with you.
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>30yr old female virgin
Top kek
Don't have any kids OP. She sounds damaged as fuck. If she's that paranoid tell her to use birth control and double it up with a condom. Problem solved.
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How to lay after getting her one on one?
>just failed with a girl one on one at my house
>first time hanging out with her
>i'm pretty sure she was dtf and still is...
>i just don't know how to make a move
when she arrived, we smoked an L outside on some chairs and had some distance between each other i guess, but it seemed to go well.
Then we go inside and I'm basically just completely struggling to even get close to her now... never make a move.
eventually chatting comes down to her asking what i have to do today.. she says shes got stuff to do.
i walk her out and hug her, but she also says we should meet up again...
I'm good at talking with her casually and making her laugh i guess... I just don't know how to verbally or physically begin any sexiual contact.
She's gotta be dtf if she still wants to hang out again at the bomb shell right?
Any help pushing things from casual to sexual would be greatly appreciated
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well if you're only interested in having a relationship with her and not just being her friend you could just ask her next time what she's looking for
"i don't mean to get weird on you or anything, but i'd really like to get closer to you, and I'm wondering what you'd like out of this?"
something like that
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>>17187190
We're both leaving the area in a week. I think we both have one night stand intentions... I just blew it, but she wants to do it tomorrow
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>>17187256
so go tomorrow and get shit done senpai you got this
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I'm going to my first job interview EVER tomorrow morning. Does anyone have suggestion to make it a success? I already know that I need to smile and make eye contact throughout but what are some other tips.
On a side note what position should I put my hands in during the interview?
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what's the job for?
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>>17187182
Target but I still need to be presentable obviously.
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A hiring manager here.
You can keep your hands clasped together on your lap.
But I recommend holding a pen and paper to make notes- which leads to the most important thing that I see people miss in interviews.
Be prepared with questions about the position and the company. Ask about their training. It shows that you have initiative to have a proactive approach to learing and interest in the organization.
Be well rested and show up 10 min early un clean clothes- wear business attire if required for the position. If it's warehouse or construction then jeans and a golf shirt are great.
Let the interviewer know if you need a minute to think of an answer to something - don't let yourself get flustered.
Good luck!
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26 and never had an over the table job, worked years under the table.
I can't even get hired for fast food due to my age+lack of experience.
Should I just kill myself or is there a solution?
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>>17187164
I wanna, but I want to buy a car first.
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>>17187223
get a bike for better economy?
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>Having a decent chat with a grill on whatever dating app
>Going pretty well
>Suddenly ghosted on out of nowhere and never hear from them again
This happens so often, why? Most of the time it isn't even one sided and they are at least showing some interest, and engaging me as well, then they just vanish. I have no issue getting dates in person, but 90% of my dating app interactions go like this.
Whats going on with this shit?
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Close the deal faster, meet with them in person. You're boring them and they bail.
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>>17187113
chad started chatting with her
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>>17187113
because girls get 50x more messages than guys with online dating
she's is most likely having 5-10 conversations going on beside you and the minute you get boring she switches to the next guy who sparks her interest.
It's a competition that you're unaware of. Best tip is to close faster and get a number/meet up the moment you feel like the conversation is beyond the awkward part
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So, I'm considering sudoku tomorrow. AMA
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>>17187105
Why?
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Nobody wants to ask you anything. This is an advice board. We give answers.
Ask us anything.
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How do I get more grils to at the very least take a look at my profile? Do most of them even care what is written in the description or are 99% just taking one look at the profile picture and moving on?
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get a hot beach bod, take a decent picture, setup a profile with nothing but that picture; you will get laid. the type of girls who would read your shit don't use online dating
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>>17187068
They're trawling for physically attractive men
Your personality does nothing in dating sites
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>>17187068
Unless you're an 'alpha normalfag' using shit like online dating sites will leave you bang outta luck. 99% of the girls on there are only looking for those types of guys. The can say all they want in their profiles 'yeah I'm looking for an intelligent guy' blah blah blah bullshit. Normalfags win on those sites, the rest of us just have to put up with /r9k/