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I fucked up bad you guys

I fucked up real, real, real bad

I"m an ambien addict. I used to do the fuck out of some doctor shopping - three 60-pill 10mg scrips a month. I decided I was going to stop. Unfuck myself, that's it. Done.

I tried to get a prescription filled today, after having run out properly, and they saw that I had gotten 20 ambien filled on the 19 of last month (from an urgent care), and the doctor told the pharmacist to tear up the prescription, and now I'm waiting for him to call me and I'm crying and scared out o fmy mind.

What do I do

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So I just have the biggest crush on a girl, and I'm gay...

I never liked any girl before. Ever since I was a kid I was only attracted to males. I never ever found a girl attractive. The thought of having sex with a girl actually kinda repulsed me. At 25 i always felt that I was 100% gay. But I recently met a girl. And for some reason I find myself very attracted to her... Like very. I really want to fuck her. I actually really want to fuck a girl, so bad. Last night I got off to straight porn for the first time, fantasizing about her and I.

I have no idea what's going on. I've never had this happen before, ever. And I think I blew all chances with her since she probably knows I'm gay... I'm a pretty stereotypical gay dude. How is his possible? What do I do?

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How can I avoid getting a boner when a girl sits on my lap? Pic unrelated

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Can someone help me in dealing with a horrible coworker?

We're in sales and every so often I will be selling to an attractive female. This is when my coworker will butt into the transaction and try to steal her away from me... not for the sale, but just because he wants to talk to a girl.

The worst part is this guy isn't even alpha. He's a 30 year old kissless virgin with no social skills whatsoever. But that doesn't seem to make a difference in this scenario. If he was actually alpha, I could accept it, but I'm being cucked anyway.

This is how a typical one will go down:

Me: So what can I help you with?
Girl: Well this vibrator looks good, but do you have anything bigger?
Me: Yeah, over here we have --
Coworker: (Cutting in) YEAH over here we have some more diverse sizes.
Me: .......

I can't really talk over him, because I just look pathetic fighting over a customer. I have to let it go or I'll look just as pathetic, but there has to be a better way.

How the fuck do I deal with this? What should I do as soon as he butts into the convo and tries to steal the customer?

He doesn't get anywhere with these women, he's only losing me a sale and we work on commission. He will never try to steal a customer off me unless it's an attractive lady. It's fucking annoying!

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How to be a mentally strong person?

I think I'm destroying myself with addictions and emotional weaknesses ..

I'm addicted to masturbation, I have social phobias, wide study to be watching television or stressing me with xbox .. mistreat people by personal problems sometimes, I dont eat healthy food and to eat cookies ... I just want to be someone better.. I just dont know what I can do useful, but I know I have much free time. I just want to use in the best way and do not know where to start to do so.

I believe that almost all this is resolved with a strong mind, just that. But how to adapt to something new? I was always very relaxed with my life and habits ..

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I have 23 matches with uninteresting women that dont give me any information in there profile or anything to break the ice. Maybe yall can give me neutral ice breaker that is better then just saying "Hey"??

Ps fresh on the market, it has been 6 years since I pursued a woman so I am a little rusty.

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is it bad that i want to fuck my sister?
well actually, im sort of in love with her, it started as kind of a kinky fantasy but damn shes cute, and were basically best friends, tough she's a normie i got her to watch anime with me and its been our thing since like 2 years or whatnot, we often do sex jokes and sometimes she calls me "onii-chaaaan" and my heart/dick explodes
shes everything i want a human being to be, and it completes my life,i think the only reason i didnt try an advance is because shes got a bf.
this week ive been contemplating to tell her like "hey you know, i have this huge platonic crush on you" or something, but im really not sure how would i deal with the situation

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How do I tell my girlfriend to blow me, in a romantic way? She's become decent at it and I love it, but she only very rarely does it on her own.

Note to virgins from /r9k/: don't give me any macho, "just tell her to suck it, if she doesn't obey you, she's fucking someone else" bullshit.

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My brother is a renowned liar, manipulator, and abuser. He was once friends with my boyfriend, but my boyfriend got upset with how trashy my bro acts when he is using, and they had a falling out several years ago. At multiple points in my relationship with bf, brother has made false claims to try to make me break up with bf (i.e. he's addicted to porn, goes to strip clubs, etc.) All his lies did not add up or make sense timewise, so I ignored it. Like he'd say my bf was at strip club on night when I was with bf.

More recently, my bro made accusation that my bf was cheating on me with his friend's little sister. My bro was using meth at this time. He text me this, and I came over to my family house where he stays, banged on his door, and demanded he give me details.

My brother suddenly got mopey and said "Well youre not gonna believe me anyways. No one ever believes me. So I'm not going to tell you, and let you keep living your fucked up life."

I got pissed and just told him to fuck off.

I told my boyfriend about it. Asked him if it was true. My boyfriend looked at me with the most genuinely saddened/pissed off combo eyes that he's ever given me. And said "Your brother is fucking liar and so is the girl's older brother. Don't listen to them."

While that was reassuring, the thought still lingers. I talk to my boyfriend and see him almost daily. Within his schedule, there would just be no time to cheat. He works full time, goes to school, and on his off time he's almost always with me. Give or take a few times when he hangs with his bros or has family events that I can't make it to.

How do I objectively get to the bottom of this? The things my brother said, I feel like he was just manipulating me to think that bf is cheating on me, but it's still getting to me.

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I have an interview on Monday for a program on Monday that's supposed to encourage diversity... I really want to get it, but unfortunately I'm a FUCKING WHITE MALE... Would it improve my chances if I play a gay character during the interview?

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I am wondering because I am a male and I just don't have what it takes to attract a female right now. I have no dating capital. Anyway, what is sex like? I guess this is a attempt to live vicariously.

I am kind of fearful of sex too. Seen lives ruined by one orgasm.

Anyway, what is sex like? Am I missing much? It seems difficult to even get to that point in a relationship.

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here we go.
>seeing a doctor because I'm depressed
>4 months in and I'm already feeling better
>7 months and I'm feeling great
>meet girl, didn't even want to have a relationship at the start
>fall in "love"
>she straight up Mosbys me the third time we see each other (I love you, we will stay together, I never found anyone like you etc)
>happy as fuck. uni is going well, I finally have a special someone etc
>last week she says she's not ready for a relationship and basically leaves me, we were together for not even a full month
>I deal with the situation with a firm but emphatic approach. I decide to never see her
>I still feel pretty good the very same day we broke off
>days pass and anger and sadness become more and more present
>it's been two weeks now and I lost all my rational approach
>I miss her and I can't even fucking cry now

my question is: is all my psychological treatment going to waste? am I in the same bloody cesspit I was? how can I deal with this whitout going mad? I'm sorry for the poorly written wall of text and for being a faggot. jesus

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How do you deal with immoral and honorless SO? Can I teach him to be a better person?

He is constantly doing immoral and criminal shit, cheating and abusing other people, while remaining completely safe and hidden. He always justifies his actions like "Life is a competition" and "I do it for me/us/for everyone's well being" and shit like that. Nah, you just have no honor and you are selfish. You should think about other people.

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So Im trying to live a more fulfilling and exiting life. My main goals as of now are to make make more friends, sleep with/ date more women(their are a few I can peruse but tend to want what I cant have), and become part of a social group. My dilemma is I that I dont know which mindset to have when doing this. Do I act sincere and caring about other peoples experiences, emotions, and problems whilst sharing mine with them? Or do I take the sociopath route and not give a fuck attitude and live my life with selfish tendencies only looking out for myself? You would think that being sincere is the obvious choice but arent humans attracted to selfish not give a fuck people? Is their a happy medium? My mindset seems to change weekly, and I need advice on which one to stick to. Thanks

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So, I've been bitching about some back pain for awhile now, and I finally saw my first primary physician earlier in the week. While I haven't had a follow up with him since I saw my test results from the samples he took.. I had some questions I asked him and am waiting for a response on.

But, basically the test results indicated that my kidneys are in bad shape. Something about being less than 60 of something, which if constant can lead to kidney disease/failure.

Which leads me to wonder since I haven't actually been told the cause of my back pain, if it might be kidney pain I'm experiencing?

An anon was posting last time I made this topic and he seemed like he had a good grasp on the medical field, but I never thought to mention kidneys as an idea for the pain.