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>>17212030
Just put a profile picture geez
You can ask a friend (or family) if it looks ok, by putting a historical figure it looks like your hiding behind a mask

>>17212035
Well I am kinda paranoid with privacy and all

>>17212047
You are just a piece of shit more of a human, just don't put stuff like direction or things like that, just your face with some friends is good, I'm starting to thing people from usa are fucking RETARDED, I'm from south america and this is just too much

>>17212015
Yes

>>17212015

you act like theres some moral obligation here.

can you afford to keep waiting? how long? you decide if its worth it. we dont know any thing about you other than that you hate temp agencies.

>>17212028
I'm on assistance right now, so that's keeping me afloat. But I need to start making money soon- so, I can find a new place for September. Currently renting a sublet. I've been buying and selling things to supplement my income- but it's slow and doesn't make me enough to live on.
Guess this is a venting thread more than anything.

>>17211948
If you have a good set of speakers play one of her videos loud enough for her to hear for hours on end.

>>17211954
That's just stupid and disssrespectfull.
Please only serious advice.
Thank you.

is there a tour bus operating in your area? give them a call

Bumping because same boat

>>17211807

>i cant find anyone to date

your problem is likely that you are looking for ANYONE to date

no one wants to be ANYONE to you. they want to be SOMEONE to you. they want to be special. when you are on OKC, POF, craigslist, and tinder and actively blogposting about how you WANT a serious relationship, no one can take you seriously. and yes, girls (or rather, PEOPLE) can pick up on this.

you are creating an aura of desperation. no girl wnats to go on a second date knowing that you plan to tie em down as soon as fucking possible.

despite this desperation you are also creating an imaginary standard. you have this idea of what a relationship is, an imaginary concept you've been building up for 2 years and girls arent meeting it cuz its not real. its not that its unrealistic, its that you are expecting something caused by random chemicals reacting, and trying to force that reaction.

on top of that oyu may still also be holding to the standard of your ex. wanting to date serioulsy is annoying cuz you are asking for a sort of commitment before anything starts. when you admit you want to have a serious relationship you are setting up that if a girl dates you more than once you expect a level of seriousness, commitment.

they dont know if they want to be serious with you. thats what dating is for.

>>17211807
you are doing all the right things OP and it's really a good thing you didn't fall right into another relationship. Just continue on and try to be patient. Finding a serious partner for a long term is hard but worth the wait. Believe me there are women out there that are right where you are. To expand your social circle volunteer or take an evening class. I volunteered for Habitat for Humanity and worked alongside a guy that introduced me to his equally awesome daughter, we hit it off and dating for over a year.

Why do you want to stop?

>>17211790
I know the feel. Women have a kind of power that men down when it comes to relationships. We notice the change and its exhilerating, they dont. Only when they get old and ugly does it become apartant. But its gradual so they have time to adjust.

>>17211803
I waste too much time on that. And it doesnt lead anywhere.

It might be hard- but try and be enthusiastic and smile, no matter if you haven't got any skills or anything if you can across as someone who is enthusiastic and can learn then you have a better chance.

>>17211568
I showed up 10 minutes early. I was asked about previous working experience. Before I went I wrote down a word document detailing things I could say about how my previous experience or personality fits with the job.

Biggest tips would be to look presentable and speak clearly and at an acceptable volume. Look the interviewer in the eye at an acceptable rate, try to appear to be laid back and happy. Eager to learn and eager to please. Sound professional. Be CLEAN and look well kept.

I think most places like that are just looking for someone reliable, who shows up to work and looks good in front of customers, and who can direct them and be polite if they ask questions.

Good luck! Getting a job was the one thing that helped my social skills the most.

Hey I have a job interview too although it's by phone so it's easier on me

anyway go google so common job interview questions. the basics are

>Tell me about yourself
>Tell me about a time when...
>Let's go over your resume

and so on. these are the kind of questions that you should be able to answer quite easily without much thought. none of your answers should go over 2 minutes. Know your resume front to back and practice to yourself. They will defintely ask you questions like

>Tell me about a time when...

So have a story in your head such as when you resolved a problem, worked with a group, or something that you can answer.

Good luck!!!!

/adv/ - I'm Bored

>>17211454
Do something :^)

>>17211454
I wouldn't consider this feeling for boredom, it's much more than that.

I don't buy into the idea that a girl has to be moving around all the time for sex to be interesting. It's her job to be the submissive one. As long as she's making noise I'm happy

Throw her around into the positions you want her to be in. Or order her to do it.

The only time I want her moving is when she's on top.

>>17211386
You, Sir, have no idea of what you're missing out on.

Curving that back and wriggling that ass makes for a whole other experience than just standing on all fours,

>>17211381
Communication, baby

The song is Down in the DM by Yo Gotti, not Slide

>inb4 you're scum just kill yourself

1. Why do you care what it's called? Isn't 'single' sufficient?

2. You've lied to her since the beginning and forced her to be in a kind of relationship she doesn't want. What's your question exactly? Not hurting her is not an option.

3. Just do it, if you can't get your current SO to accept that you take other women home.

>>17211384

>1.)

What it comes down to is societies expectations of us. At my age we're seeing everyone around us getting engaged, married, and/or having children.

These petty games were acceptable in adolescence, but now everyone is beginning to be more mature and settle down.

I just want to live my life however makes me happy. I'm worried about others perceptions of me though. But even though I used that I Heart Haters image half ironically, I feel like there is some truth to that sentiment. Just do yourself and not worry about others opinions, but people are going to talk, there is no doubt about that.

I want to live my life authentically, I don't want people to apply a label to me or try to define me in a certain way. I agree though, "Single" is a better term, and thats what I'll be.

You would have better luck posting this on >>>/g/

>>17212537

better yet: gearslutz .com

>>17211332
Audio engineer here. My personal preference would be the JBL and Scarlett. What's the deal on the M-Audios?

>>17211328

It's pretty cliche bro.

>>17211331
Fuck. That's my life

>>17211328

>be hooker
>have this neet chubby client who clearly has never been loved by anyone
>don't just fuck him, play him like a fool to fall in love with me so that he will keep coming back and giving me money

She does the same thing to her other clients. She knows her audience and adjusts herself to keep them coming back. She's a whore OP and you're a pathetic retard.

>>17211323
Who the hell cares about being racist? Why is everyone acting like it's the worst thing I'm the world?

>>17211323
No. It means you're fucking weird to even have that thought in the first place.

I'm sure you've eaten out every race of woman on the planet to make that judgment, too.

>>17211323
I've never tasted Asian. How many have you had?

I've only tasted Scandinavian, and some taste better than others, for reasons that should be obvious to everyone.
How do you reply?

Cut cards with words and translation and stick it on fridge, bathroom mirror, computer, in toilet room, everywhere.
You'll see them everyday.

>>17211251
Read in the language you're studying.
Start with child books, if you need.

I mean when you have to study for a test.

Seriously... do your own high school homework. This is very basic stuff, you need to understand this if you want to pass.

You have 3 points. Plug each of them into the quadratic equation. Substitute, reduce, solve. You have (0,0),(x,0),(x/2,x) to plug in as (x,y).

>>17211109
>I have been struggling to find a solution for a few days
kekd

>>17211136
This isn't my homework, I'm not a student. Need this for a programming project.

I am aware solving similar issues is fairly straightforward but is anyone capable of creating a function for this?

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>I'm 230 and 6'2, so I wear my weight well

I highly doubt that. You're borderline obese on the bmi chart.

>Inb4 lol just stop eating

Eating less is exactly what you need to do. If you're looking for some kind of "trick" or workaround, there is none.

>I cannot do heavy exercise because I have anxiety

Everyone on here has this meme-ass disorder. Fuck it, you'll never make it. I can guarantee it. You will struggle with your weight for the rest of your life. One day you will accept your weight and figure that you were born that way. Then you will spiral out of control once again wishing you were a normal weight. You'll binge eat a bunch of retarded American bullshit until you die of a heartattack in your 30s.

>>17211103
first thing you need to do is get rid of how much you're blaming others for your unhappiness.

the only reason you're unhappy and obese is because you're unable to figure out how to eat healthy. Eating healthy isn't some sacred ritual, it's done by billions of people around the world.

Start things out slow, and build your way up. Dropping certain foods all at once is only going to set you up for disaster. Learn to track what you eat, and then learn to swap the worst foods with other alternatives.

But STOP blaming others, it's because of this mentality and you playing the victim that you're unable to take responsibility for your life and actions.

Learn more about what it means to actually eat healthy (planning actual meals and not just eating what's convenient as you get hungry), and you'll be shocked at the results.

>>17211103
Your biggest problem is not that you "can't" control yourself -- your eating and your lack of exercise -- it's that you refuse to control yourself.

You're a loser. You can decide that you don't want to be a loser and change, or you can keep going the way you're going. It's your life and your choice.

I would assume your friends and family are trying to make you feel better about yourself. There's not much point in hating them for that, but again, you're going to do what you want to do.