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Yes, buckets plz go

Yes

Use ben wa balls and stop fisting yourself

>>17212814
No. /r9k/ers wouldn't either, except for this idea that they can somehow use it as a proxy to test for virginity.

*somebody
Sorry

Spider eggs.

What do you masturbate to? Is it like some weird, fucked up porn or just vanilla stuff?

>>17212730
You're sexually aroused to your own hand, nothing else will work. The dick is dead.

How rough are you when you masturbate? Most guys will, without even realizing it, slowly masturbate harder and harder and harder until regular sex isn't enough stimulation to work anymore.

>>17212721
>degenerate stoner
>being productive

kek

Have him smoke all his weed before the weekend, or eat all his snacks.

>>17212757
No, he's productive, but just really antisocial

>>17212654
why did you enter a relationship with her if you didn't want to be with her?

>How do ı tell her that without hurting her feelings
you can't. Tell her, break her feelings, move on with it. The longer you wait the worse it will be.

Bc its my first relationship and i wondered how it would work out. Quite naive actually... And ı like her but she wants a serious relationship which i'm not ready for

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>>17212625
>tfw you just walked into a frat party and some slut grabs your dick

>>17212643
This. Non-stop harassment is not as great as you think it is, OP.

>>17212643
>>17212679
>Attractive fags actually believe this
You chucklefucks are so full of shit. If you got to experience what it's like to be unattractive you would never complain about all the attention you get ever again.

>>17212620
... just do your hours you fuck. it's 30 hours. you can do that in a week.

if your family has friends that can forge documents then do that but that's more of a last resort.

>Should i just repeat my senior year? say fuck it and drop out for good? or try to get my GED?
This is bait, right? RIGHT?!?

>>17212620
You can do 30 hours in one week. If its due say tomorrow, make up all the information. Tell a friend you will use them as reference. As for your question
>how the fuck do i tell them i'm not going to graduate because i forgot to get the volunteer hours?

Tell them there was a mistake. Something like "i thought it was 20 hours not 30" or "I thought the deadline was ____ not ____" Not that hard to lie. This is your fault.

>>17212619
Yes, you look super cute.

>>17212619
Surprisingly, they do. I really like them! (Not so much the color pattern though.)

>>17212619
I don't think so, you're too light fir a heavy black frame. Plus it covers your eyebrows and I get the feeling you look better with visible brows

But you what would suit your face, OP? My legs around it

Something like "a coffee good enough to be instagrammed"?

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>>17212589
"Siq Coffi XddXd

>>17212589
what country are you from? what language is primarily spoken in the area that you're opening?

you don't need a slogan. you don't need a gimmick. you just need good coffee. people hear about good coffee at a fair price and they'll come. do a few of those fancy drinks to bring in that 4 PM espresso with sugar water crowd.

>>17212553
Plumbing and electrical. If by accounting you mean bookkeeping, that's always in demand too. Plumbing and electrical each pay loads more than bookkeeping, but you don't get to sit in a nice office and tab over to blue boards when the boss isn't looking

Your choice there.

>>17212568
very true, I'm thinking tech jobs are extremely competitive? And i've just heard of so many friends getting laid off from electrical jobs. I guess nothing is safe in 2016

>>17212553
You'd make more as a stripper, try that. Then send me pics.

>>17212522
They're going to see what caused the impact to the head. There are ways of telling how an injury was caused. If it looks suspicious they'll say something.

>>17212522
>Can I kill a man by hitting him really hard in the head?

yep.

>and then get away with it by making the hospital doctors believe he had a blood clot?

nope.

if you have to ask, you're too stupid to get away with it.

I hope OP does it so she spends the rest of her life in prison. Or maybe a mental hospital since you need a certain IQ to go to prison..

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Maybe teach your dad how to use his tablet? My phone didn't touch any smart device until 2013, he was 45. I set bookmarks for him in the internet browser and told him, "this is google, you can find and see whatever you want if you type it here". He got the idea, since all of his searches were just soccer and "porno", kek. 3 years later and he knows how to and navigates to specific porn sites. Also knows how to delete the history now. I love my dad.

>>17212546
My DAD didn't touch any smart device*

>>17212521
You will open a can of worms if you introduce him to porn. He might start acting out on you.

I have the same problem. I have no idea what to call it, or if it has a scientific term.

>>17212504
bump

>>17212504
Have you tried to cure your dick with no porn / no fap? Because in this case it can really help.

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>music
>career

:/

I'm just all striper-ry I can't help it

If they're on Tinder, fucking on the first date is always allowed. I'm a virgin, but even I know that.

>>17212411
The fuck is Tinder?

Jesus OP get some standards. Next thing you'll be telling me you date creatures from Omegle.