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Holy shit stop making threads you stupid cuck.

>>17216640
what? I think you have me confused for somoene else. ive never posted on this board before. i just want tips

>>17216636
Fight dirty. Bite, pull hair, aim for the groin and eyes. Just win. If someone wants to physically hurt you then IMO you have all the more reason to make hell for them

>>17216524
The point is that if someone have cheated once, they are (probably) more likely to do it again, compared to someone who have never cheated before.

>>17216537
I agree. That is a good advice.

>>17216524
My girl has cheated in the past. But she didn't cheat on me and she promised me she will never do it ever again. I believe her.

If she did do it, I would leave her. It would sting for a bit but I would find a better girl. There's no need to be insecure about whether she might cheat on you. If she does she's a whore and not worth being with in he first place

I do not have the diagnosis, but I'm on the border of having autism and/or asperger. I'm a few point below the line of actual diagnosis of autism. It's a mess I never got to the bottom with.

> How does it feel having no emotions?
It feels pretty empty. I feel like there is something wrong with me, but at the same time I know nothing else because I have always felt like this. Sometimes I wonder how people feel and why they act the way they do, but I really can't get my head around it. Other times I feel like a normal person. It differs in circumstances and mood.

> Did you ever wanted to hurt a person because it would look funny?
I have (with a bit of seriousness) thought about raping women, murdering people I don't like, abducting people, and doing a school massacre. Partly because I was mad/angry, being lonely, and partly because I was curious about it and a part of me thought "what the hell, im curious, lets try it".

> Or do you like seeing others in pain?
I personally do not like seeing other in pain that much, but I can be indifferent about it. Honestly I'm not sure if I have gotten good at simulating feelings or if I feel real empathy/sympathy. If I literally SEE someone in pain, if they're right up in my face, my immediate reaction would be somewhat "normal" I believe.

> What if someone you know died, would you cry or rather laugh because you simply dont care at all?
My grandma died some years ago (it was my first and so far only funeral), and I have shed half a tear about it. I sat at the funeral and was really uneasy about what to feel. My sister, mother and aunt cried buckets and I was a bit bored, honestly. I had said my good-bye, I was happy for grandma so that she didn't have to live anymore (she made it clear that she was finished, although she was not in pain).

I'm hoping someone with real asperger answers this thread though.

FYI: asperger syndrome it not real.

I don't think you get what it is, though. It's not the case that we "have no emotions". It's just that understanding what causes certain emotions, especially in other people, doesn't come naturally to us. I'd understand that I was upset because my brother beat me at videogames or whatever, but I WOULDN'T understand that me gloating when I won would make HIM feel bad, even when it was explained to me.

That's when I was really young, though. What is it like for me today? Mainly, I just can't pick up very many social clues, or understand the faux pas that other people do naturally. I'm NOT an antisocial person, I actually have a fair number of friends and family members that I'm around a lot, and interact with them normally. The difference is that all of the rules of interaction and socialisation that I know are entirely based on KNOWLEDGE and CONSCIOUS THOUGHT, and it took YEARS for me to learn how to not be a complete asshole all the time (not because I was ever malicious, just because I never understood that things like interrupting or belittling were things people didn't like).

And I still don't understand a ton of things. Just the other week I was really confused because a good friend of a younger family member was in the car with us, talking about torrenting things, but he didn't get how to do it safely and I (without thinking) started joking about how dumb he must be, how easy it was, and on and on... that's what people do on TV, and everyone's laughing and having a good time, so it never occurred to me that he wouldn't like it. But I apparently went way overboard. I do that a lot, according to my family. I just don't know where the boundaries are, what people are and aren't hurt by, what I should or shouldn't do in emotional situations, and a lot of the time I think I'm being polite when I'm actually being very inconsiderate. I'd like to go into more detail but honestly I'm not sure I can because I don't really get it, it's just what I've been told.

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what's your reason for telling the ex?

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>>17216269
You're a piece of shit. Stop fucking your ex, she is the one cucking you both.

I went to her graduation a couple weeks ago and gave her a hug in front of him and she said he got mad at her for that. when i was invited there by her way before this fag showed up.

Okay

O.K.

Alright

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If i was you i wouldnt care, but my libido is empty so whatever. Just do what you think is the right choice, if you love her then show her by overcoming this obstacle. Dont listen to beta fucks telling you how sex is literally the only thing that you need.


Pic related, dont be the spongebob

she probably has vaginismus

get it treated

dont live like a monk it's awful

>>17215882

you arent a jerk for wanting to have sex.

imagine if someone called you a jerk cuz you wanted three meals a day. imagine if someone called you a jerk for wanting a bathroom break at work. imagine if someone called you a jerk cuz you wanted to average 8 hours of sleep a night. imagine if someone called you a jerk cuz you didnt want the apartment with a giant fucking hole in the ceiling where rain and bugs and shit got in.

the whole point of relationsihps is that you get to have sex. otherwise you can just be REALLY CLOSE friends. think about it. you arent a jerk for not wanting a vow of abstinence dude. frankly i dont know how you survive.

That sounds like the best course of action OP. If you're dead set on CS, there's a lot of materials online that will help you get a understanding before you take college courses. If you're interested, check out the /g/ sticky. I assume you've looked into medical treatment for your migraines?

>>17215946
if you are still there yes, we went the holistic route and I am doing much better then shoving meds down my throat as you can see by the decrease in absences

>>17217030
Did you actually try the medicine or are you just bashing it because you're a hippie?

>>17215426
I wouldn't really give a shit about someone if I suspected they were the type to play games like that.

if someone is not messaging you stop messaging them

i'm playing this game with an ex right now, basically if you want to maintain a position of power it's imperative to be patient and wait for them to break the silence

If you know her well enough buy her a sex toy.

>>17214433
We've never had sex, so I cannot buy her one just yet.

>>17214438
You can finger her then. Look up techniques for that. It can be very effective.
Or if she already has a sex toy use that.

I suck my own dick and have came from it, can I throw in my two cents? Make sure your mouth is hydrated (no one wants sand paper giving them a blowjob), where the base meets the head is a very sensitive area and feels good when licked and focused on.

He'll potentially never cum from a blowjob alone and it's not your fault or a reflection of how good it is.

>>17213700
are you a girl? If you are a guy you already know what you should do

Are you guys from the previous thread here?

>>17213252
I'm here. Cooling down but still very much interested in this whole thing.

>>17213252
Here

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Going to a music festival for a few days soon, can i pull off the bandana? Im usually pretty shy and not good with girls but i think the amount of drugs, music, alcohol, and sleep deprivation will change me.
Should i get a better bandana, do molly, and talk to festival girls?

>>17212206
Doesn't look too bad, but with full hair like that I wouldn't hide it if I was your stylist or your mother.

anyone else has anything to say about >>17212172

>>17209913
Sorta, if you're like 6" and above you'll do fine. 5" is doable.. but you'll really need to know how to use it.
Additionally girth, around 5" girth and you should be fine, less and you'll have problems

>>17209913
Some girls are low on the spectrum. They're glad to have any guy with any sized dick want to fuck them.

>>17209926
I'm like 4 inches and I know my girth isn't great as well. I mean my dad managed and so does my brother but I don't know if we share the same size or whatever I'd guess we would be around the same sort of sizes though.

Does anyone know how many applications it takes to get an entry level job?

>>17205568
All of them. Literally all of them.

Then you have to physically manifest in either the store or a fucking group interview and HOPE TO CHRIST that you don't fuck up too badly and expect either hiring or another interview (that can hopefully lead to hiring).

Neither of these things happened to me. Only 4 one-shot interviews happened and nothing came of them.

>>17205568
What sort of stuff have you been applying to? When I was first starting out I checked Craigslist twice daily and sent my resume to anything that I was qualified for, mostly just dishwasher and retail jobs. I noticed that there were a lot of listings for security guard jobs, so I got a license and then applied at the security agencies Securitas and us security. Had a job with both by the end of the week.

Don't fucking change yourself for other people. You're not normal, im not normal, nobody is normal.

Tell your mom to get fucked. She's the one with the problem not you. If you don't share interests with someone, that's fine, but trying to make someone feel bad for enjoying something you don't is bullying, and not even in the 2016 everyone is triggered way. Legitimate, bullying. Fuck her mayne. I don't like comics, anime, or vidya, but if that's what you enjoy, so be it.

I like to be an ass and bring up a subject my mother has in interest in. I'm generally knowledgeable in a lot of subject, and I can infer well. All I end up doing is baiting my mom and rationalize an argument to the point that she's just wrong.

That's me and my problem. I wouldn't suggest that, but maybe make more intelligent conversations? Tie it in with comics, I was amazed with Civil War for a long time, and liked the idea of tensions between being a registered hero or not. Watchmen is a good one too, to discuss how society stabilizes itself against a common cause; basically scapegoats.