Tinder

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>You got my number, text me =P

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>>17215346

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>>17215363
>alright hun
>10 hours ago

>>17215346
The conversation last night thru text was just her complaining about how she doesn't wanna be a fuck and chuck, and me explaining if she ain't a good fuck I ain't gonna come back...

>>17215369
This is why I'm glad you're here, Now answer my damn questions...

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>>17215363
>text me when you figure your shit out

>>17215385
Kek

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Just looking too fuck, Bitches keep talking relationshits boys... I am just being fucking honest with these ho's.

>>17215389
lol I can't help you. Tinder is a very different ball park from having friends and meeting girls that way.

...damn I need more homer pictures

I'm not asking for advice talking to women, I am just looking for easy ice breakers or funny one liners that work with boring unintelligent women....

>>17215363
>You are gorgeous
Post pic, OP.
I'm curious now

>>17215396
>Looking for one night stands on Tinder

Mate... Women thing it's a dating app not a hook up app.

>>17215333
I'm in the same boat as you OP. If I can get a good pickup line out of their name or something in their picture than I don't have a problem but most of these women have no personality.

>>17215421
No... No they don't.. Everyone on tinder know what the deal is

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>>17215333
Check out Magic Bullets by Sinn and Savoy.

Places like match.com are better than tinder.

The Dating Playbook For Men was recommended to me by a friend and I trust his advice.

Also check out pheromones. They are real and they work. Androitics Direct has good stuff. The forums on their website is also very informative.

Malls, book stores, meetup groups, sports (volleyball), grocery stores, work places, food markets, and college towns are the best spots to find attractive women.

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>>17215409

>>17215447
Once again, I have no problems meeting women... It is this one specific incident and my first time trying online "dating". You serious suggested I buy pheromones??? How desperate do you think I am?

>>17215468
You are asking advice on 4chan.

I have the same problem. There are so many women with just half a dozen selfies and no bio at all, and still I'm supposed to engage the conversation in an original and cool way.

I've tried things like asking what their hogwarts house would be, which superpower would they want to have, cat person or dog person, favorite TV show, favorite movie of all time, favorite ice cream flavor. Sometimes these things work, most of the time they don't. I wish I had a better script for these people.

>>17215450
With a face like that you don't need help. I wouldn't bother getting a one liner etc, just keep fishing.

>>17215478
I only ask because you guys make me laugh.
>>17215481
I suppose stupid questions might work lol
>>17215483
I appreciate the kind words, But If i just say "hey" the conversation is short and goes stale

>>17215450
>Stock clothing model photo

Nice try

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>>17215534
Except it was taken with my camera on my phone and there is no advertising...