how do I convince my gf to let me fuck her belly button?
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Remind her that you're small enough to fit.
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>>17235004
Fucking lol
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>>17235004
Lmao
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I'll start us off.
D,
I like you. It's good that we're friends now.
Don't hesitate to text me about your various anxieties/insecurities at 3AM.
I appreciate it; it makes me feel useful to someone.
And I won't be sleeping anyway,
M.
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>>17223590
>tfw nobody to text you casually about their trivial thoughts at night
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I'm sorry to write an update in a rush of messages and didn't write again, even though I saw you almost straight after that. I can't bear to be apart and I miss you like crazy, but didn't want to turn you off. I wish to be lovers; perhaps I was too forward, and have no chance of us getting together anymore. I'd be content to be near you, as each part of me yearns for your look, touch, smile, your soft words. When you're loving me, I'm in spiritual ecstasy. Our chemistry is the highest boost, feeling breathtakingly blissful as our eyes clash, lifting my soul from an underground of despair. I'm alive, free. I'm sorry if you feel I'm taking cheap shots, I've fallen for you completely. I'm not over you, and wish we were in bed now. I've never been happier than in your arms love, you give me strength and keep me going. I'd fall off the edge of the earth, for you to make me yours
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WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT IS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN
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I need help guys. Today my gf went to a theme park with her friends, and randomly stopped texting me around noon. By 2pm still hadn't heard anything, which is really unusual for her to not reply for so long. I figured she lost her phone, which she is prone to doing. I knew she wouldn't be home until 3am so I wouldn't hear from her until the next day, so I figured I'd message one if her friends to see what had happened so I wasn't just sitting here wondering. Thing is, this is a new set of friends of hers that I haven't met. My gf is Facebook friends with one of them so I messaged her asking if she was with my gf. At the same time, my gf messaged me saying that her phone was stuck in a reboot loop for a while and had just been fixed. I told her I messaged her friend and she got really upset, saying it was unnecessary. She said if it were her friends that I knew, she'd be fine, but she was upset that I messaged this girl when I had never met her. Is this a valid reason to be upset at me? I can see where she is coming from but I dont think it's as big a deal as she is making it out to be. I realize it must've come off as clingy though
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>>17239703
what'd that girl say though?
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Millennials. For fuck sake, can't you last more than an hour or two without being glued to your phone texting and shit? She's at a park, you tard. She's supposed to be having fun, not babysitting you over the phone.
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>>17239739
She just told my gf that I was asking for her
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Can't get over ex of 8 years 2016-06-10 02:45:56 Post No.17239575
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Can't get over ex of 8 years
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Hey /adv/, I realize this is a common problem but I'm at my wit's end.
Three months ago my then girlfriend called me to say she felt the relationship stopped working and quickly after that she sent her family to pick up her stuff.
The breakup wasn't resentful, just deeply sad, neither of us wronged the other.
But now, three months later, I cannot let her go as I should. I feel like I still can't flirt and I still miss my ex immensely, and often have dream where we're still together.
What can I do to help myself move on?
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So is it 8 years or 3 months? Or is it two different people? Either way, I have no answer, as I am in a situation of liking someone for 8+ years as well.
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>>17239579
We've been together for eight years, seperated for three months now.
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>>17239595
well i'm an idiot, that's obvious to me now. sorry. im up much too late and am drunk. just wanted to let you know you aren't alone. sorry im not of any help.
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I was away from home for 7 months (4 months training 3 months at sea) until about a month ago. My cunt ex started fucking other dudes while I was away so I've been on my own since I came home. I have friends, hobbies, and interests. But I have so much free time now that I'm home and no one intimate to spend it with I feel nothing most of the time. What the fuck is wrong with me I swear my life didn't use to be like this.
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>>17239537
Military?
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>>17239588
No. The training program was paramilitary but I work for the seafarers international union.
Does it make a difference?
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>>17239598
Actually, it would. If you were gone for the army/military/etc, then you wouldn't be deserving of sympathy since you shouldn't have selfishly abandoned the people you cared about to partake in an immoral career path.
However, that doesn't apply to you. We all have times where we feel like that. The fact that your ex cheated on you has probably effected you in a way you don't consciously realize. The symptoms you describe are that of depression, but it can go away. Try doing new things, try hobbies that you used to enjoy. Realize that your ex isn't worth caring about, and you should not consider it human, as it lacks the morality to stay with someone even if they're temporarily away.
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I don't know what I am doing with my education/life. I am in my third year of university and I have yet to do any of my major courses(applied mathematics: applied+computational). I hate math. I only chose it because I figured I would change it later as I grew up and learned about myself. The only thing I've learned about myself is that I cannot pay any attention to detail(bad with numbers) and that I do not care about my career as long as I get paid decently. I wasn't very wealthy growing up so I do not care much for material things, vacations, etc. I am content so long as I can have a roof over my head and three meals a day. I just want to work, give my money to my parents, consume, and then die. I don't plan on marrying either.
I have to choose classes for next semester soon and the only thing left for me to do is major course work. Frankly, I do not know what my current degree is even for. The info on my school site say it is for those interested in research. I have none at all. I have to change majors this semester or I'm locked into it. What should I do anons? I did some research and it looks like business/accounting seem like good options?
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>I just want to work, give my money to my parents, consume, and then die.
Is that genuinely true, or is that the path you've decided for yourself in absence of knowing any alternatives you like?
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Probably the latter. I've done a bit of experimenting with any and everything that interests me in the passed 3 years of uni. Working with people is annoying. Writing/video/music editing/composing isn't fun. I'm bad with numbers. Programming is a pain in the ass.
I've come to the conclusion that I'm a wet blanket who isn't content with anything. If that is the case then it doesn't matter what I do so long as it works.
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>>17239460
May I suggest you take a look at jobs in the skilled trades?
Not everyone needs to go for a 4 year degree to make some serious money.
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I don't know what to do. Growing up, I wanted to join the military really badly. I would alternate between military branches and other things, but military kept coming back. In 12 grade, I started getting into finances after watching wolf of wall street. I started investing with a custodial account and got tired of gaining no ground(was only investing about 1000) I got bored, closed account, and switched back to wanting to join military. I decided I wanted to do National Guard and ROTC at the same time(common program). So fast forward today was New Student Orientation, I got so close to talking to the Army ROTC guy, but chickened out. Instantly changed my mind. What should I do????!!!!!!
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Good thing you didn't cause you'd just be a janitor for 2 years and you sound like a bitch so the bullying probably would have given you ptsd like every other nerd that joined
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>>17239448
If you can't handle talking to a recruiter you won't make it through basic. Quit being a bitch and call the recruiting office.
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>>17239458
I'm not scared to join the Army or talk to them..just scared I will regret my decision.
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How do you tell the difference between jailhouse faggotry and legit interest in men ?
And if I am a jail house fag what should I do about it ?
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It's not that hard but since you're ASKING the question you're probably a fag.
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>>17239457
>it's not hard
How do you know though , you didn't explain it to me .
Is there like a test I can take ?
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>>17239472
Man, what difference does it make?
Whether you sucked a dick cos you had no other option or cos you liked, at the end of the day, you sucked a dick.
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Hello I'm a 24-year-old-female anon and I'm in a 2 year LDR with someone who lives on the other side of the USA. (2,000+ mile difference). I just have some bad thoughts I want to write about. Maybe you guys can give a fresh pair of eyes on the situation.
We've never met. I'm a virgin. He's a virgin. I'm the first girlfriend he's had, but, he isn't my first boyfriend. I had 3 in real life ones: they were all during high school. All used me in some way. None loved me. It was all just dumb high school shit. My first boyfriend ever actually raped me (it took me many years to realize it, and after asking many people's opinion, and by that time I had already gotten over it). He made me do oral sex on him and I repeatedly told him no (as I had been saying for several days prior) but he still forced it into my mouth.
So the point is, I've never had a boy love me before. I've never been held gently. I've never been cuddled. I don't get hugged by anyone. Unfortunately I am extremely cuddly, touchy, and affectionate, and having a LDR relationship makes that even more difficult.
So my boyfriend is on a vacation, and even though he's been keeping me updated on all the cool stuff he's doing, I haven't felt farther from him in a long time. Every day I come home, I think, I'm still alone. I have urges to break up. From time to time I think of past crushes and cuddling them. I have a past of trying to "escape" from my boyfriend because I felt so unsatisfied/unhappy. In fact I have even emotionally cheated on my boyfriend: on a few occasions I hung out alone with crushes and I actually got hugged and that was the extent of it. Physically it wasn't cheating but emotionally it was.
It's bad to think like that when everything is practically going excellent in my relationship, but I still feel so alone
tl;dr: don't do online or long-distance relationships kids
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https://youtu.be/plnnYKPx0WM
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>>17239401
See a psychologist, you sound unhealthy.
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I have a very close friend, who's married to an awesome dorky dude. He's definitely not perfect, like does nothing for anniversaries, birthdays, etc. Doesn't chitchat constantly. All this sucks, but she's using it to give herself justification for having an affair.
This has been bulding for awhile, and I've watched her do textbook shit: losing weight, new tattooes and piercings, dying her hair. She confided that she had a crush on a married coworker ages ago, then told me he was into her and wanted to have an affair but "she would never do that." Then when I told her to just cut the dude off entirely she said she "couldn't because he's one of her best friends, and I just don't understand." Then the other day, she told me she'd been having an affair.
When she told me about it, she was complaining about how it shouldn't effect her friendships (a mutual friend dumped her over it)
it's my life and my choices
it's no one's business
I'm still a good person
friends shouldn't judge no matter what
Then she invited me to the beach with her husband, coworker, and his wife. "It's the only way to see each other because his wife is suspicious." I told her that's a step beyond fucked up, and I wanted no part of it. I get someone going through a married-too-young crisis, but I'm not going to enable her and tell her what she wants to hear. I just don't think I want a person capable of shit like this around, even though she's a close friend. I can't talk to anyone about it, so I needed some perspective- is this a reasonable reaction?
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I would drop her as a friend, maybe even give the husband a heads up. What a dirtbag. Wouldn't want someone with loose morals as a friend.
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>>17239267
Definitely tell the husband. You would want to be told if you were in his shoes, right?
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>>17239275
As much as I want to, I can't give her husband a heads up.
I think me telling her like it is, and removing myself is enough. I felt like the 'friend' stuff was total bull, and I don't want to give passive agreement with her actions by doing nothing.
What's proper etiquette when a girl shows you pics of her dog?
A cute girl at work keeps showing us pics of her dog, and I need an in.
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Get her to talk about her dog?
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>>17239245
If you happened to have a dog yourself, you could schedule a dog playdate. It's retarded but people(mostly yuppies) actually do it.
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I was thinking something like, "Wow, I want to scratch his neck!" or st.
How do I choose what to do for the rest of my life? I'm in the middle of my final school exams (Ireland) and I'm likely to get the points to do anything I want. I've narrowed it to the two choices:
Law
Pros:
-Go to the best/second best school in the country.
-Have spoken to two solicitors (lawyers) and I reckon I'll enjoy the work.
-I like reading.
Cons:
-No guarantee of a getting a good paying job in the long run.
-Have to move out of home (I'll be living like a hobo for 4 years).
Comp Sci
Pros:
-Job market here is in desperate need of software engineers; good paying job is guaranteed.
-I already code (to some extent).
-I won't have to move out of home.
Cons:
-Not sure I'll enjoy making my hobby into my work and I might hate it in the long run.
If anyone has experience in either I'll be much appreciative.
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I'm a lawyer in the US. I love it. I get to divide my time between interviewing, counseling, research, writing, and argument. I get to be tactical and creative. I get to stand up to bullies. It's awesome. I don't mind conflict and I have a thick skin. That helps.
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I'm a software engineer in the US. I love it as well. Yep.
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One other thing. I also code on the side to automate the repetitive tasks that pop up in my legal practice. I like that as well and my coding helps me develop my professional network as other lawyers are interested in automation.
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How can I spark romantic interest again in a girl?
I've seen this girl almost every night for the last 6 months while taking out our dogs for a walk. We're part of a group of 5 people (we all take our dogs to the same park at the same time), but most of the time it's just her and I talking about stuff.
She's older than me, I just turned 24 and she's 30, but from the first couple of months we got to know each other more I could tell she would constantly flirt with me (even though she has a bf), but since I'm a dense motherfucker I honestly couldn't tell until she stopped. Since then our conversations turned stale and we most of the time talk about trivial things and about our dogs.
She's actually a really boring girl, has no actual hobbies (I tried to get her into watching movies to no avail, she doesn't even read anything, she's also past her age of partying according to her) She even told me she used to be a Stacy, using /r9k/ terms, and would use the guys that fancied her as she pleased. Despite all this I still want to get in her pants since she's really pretty.
I guess I've given you guys enough info. What can I do? What can I talk about with a girl with no actual interests?
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OP here. Just returned from our usual walk.
This time a new girl was around and told us how her little dog ate a chocolate bar this afternoon. The dog seemed fine but I told the girl it could die if left alone. I showed an article that said what to do and what symptoms to be aware of. In general I was just being as helpful as I could and also telling her it'd all be alright.
After new girl left 30 year old friend starting teasing me about her, as if she perceived what happened with the new girl as flirting on my part.
What the fuck. This isn't even the first time this has happened when I talked to other girls. Is she just jealous? Should I call her out for it?
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Bump. Come on, guys.
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She is probably fucking with you or flirting without realizing, girls do this shit.
She is 30 years old and has a bf, she is not going to ruin her life for some 24 year old beta male.
Alright I've got kind of a dandruff issue and Head & Shoulders isn't working.
I'm a 19 year old guy.
I've read taking cold showers and drinking lots of water helps, which I've been doing, but no help.
I'll probably be seeing a dermatologist soon for my acne and dandruff, but what should I do until then?
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u culd shave ur hed
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Bump, need help
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there are a lot of causes of dandruff that you're better off just waiting to see your dermatologist.
if you don't mind spending the money for a shot in the dark you can try some hella dank shampoos.
I alternated between nizoral and coal tar shampoo for a few weeks to clear mine up but it just comes back because I'm a lazy fucker and only shower once a week.
I'm currently a highschool graduate that is going off to university in a couple of months. I'm going to be working a minimum wage job again in about a week and I have currently $2000 in my checkings account with Chase. How do I get to the point where I have $500k like I see some other anons have in their early 20s? I'm going to be majoring in Biology at UNR and my expenses should be looking like I'll be paying somewhere from $8000 to $12,000 a year because of room and board.
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First off dont major in biology....
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>>17239175
I'm doing medical
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>>17239137
You're not going to turn 2k into 500k.
And if you're going medical, you won't even have a positive balance until you're in your thirties.