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Change subject. The subject of baseball ran dry really fast. Suggest a meet up to movies or whatever. As they say in business, meeting is best, phone is second best, text/email is whatever
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>>17299201
say this:
"I'm black tho, I'll fuck your bitch ass all night yo"
It'll work.
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>>17299201
Are you white or blue?
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TL;DR: I snooped through my boyfriend's phone when I thought he was asleep, I guess he wasn't because now he's upset with me. What do?
My boyfriend had a bachelor party this weekend with his friends. They were supposed to go to strippers with dinner then home to party (girlfriends included). The guys argued a lot, ended up saying they were ordering escorts to the house and no one else was allowed coming. I got a bit anxious but understood. Boyfriend said they didn't even get escorts after all.
I saw him yesterday, he was hung over, spent most of the day napping. Come night time I was going to spend the night but couldn't, I couldn't shake the anxiety i had. I made the mistake of checking his phone. I saw he was looking at escorts (I expected) and also porn. I figured he was horny from the party and wanted to rub one out since I wasn't around, that's cool for me, I flick the bean daily.
He also had a hard time getting to sleep, and I guess he wasn't sleeping very much. He must have been half-awake or even pretending to sleep when I went through his phone.
I tried calling and texting him this morning, he didn't answer. Later he answered that he took the day off work and was sleeping in. I asked if he felt ok, yep. I said I was sorry I left but I didn't want to wake him, he said its ok. I felt tension so I asked if he was upset that I left, his response was "No...not for leaving", I guess implying he knew I snooped through his phone. What the heck do I do now? I'm on damage control and never did this before, dunno how to handle it. I feel like a dick.
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Sounds like he needs a little space. Everyone here will jump to conclusions but they know no better than you. There's many possibilities for why he is feeling the way he is. Sure maybe he's upset you looked through your phone but maybe he feels weird from being around escorts when he loves his fiancé or maybe he is nervous about the next step in his life or countless other things. I'd give him some space and let him open up when he's ready. But that's just me use your best judgment.
Coming from a 24 year old guy who has never been in your position so take that however you want.
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>>17299194
>They were supposed to go to strippers with dinner then home to party (girlfriends included). The guys argued a lot, ended up saying they were ordering escorts to the house and no one else was allowed coming. I got a bit anxious but understood. Boyfriend said they didn't even get escorts after all.
STOP BEING WITH NORMALFAGS.
[spoiler] be with me I'll never do this to you for fuck sakes. If only I wasn't an insecure virgin... [/spoiler]
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If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't be partying with escorts and stripper, bachelor party or not.
Or if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell you about it, are you a cuckqueen or something?
So my asian gf has a big ass, especially for an asian girl. she gets upset when i tell her this, even if i say it in different ways. I guess fat asses are not seen as a good thing in asian culture. The thing is her ass was the first thing that attracted to me in the first place. How do i get her to get over this, at least with me? I just want her to understand that us round eyes like round asses. pic not her, but they all look alike.
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>>17299189
>u can kill urself
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ITT: OP humblebrags about big booty azn gf
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Who cares? Why don't you just tell her you love her ass without emphasizing its size?
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Not sure if gf is crazy. So i have recently got into a relationship. been with this girl for about a month. i went out with her on Friday, and Saturday. She suddenly became distant. i asked why, and if i had upset her. She said, no but she feels it would benefit us more if we where not sexually/romantically involved at the moment, she thinks things have moved too quickly. what the actual fuck. i need some advice because this has just fucked with my head.
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Sounds like you advanced your relationship to quickly.
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>>17299183
What this anon said >>17299205
It sounds like she was being pretty straightforward with you, at least she didn't lead you on any further.
You may have a chance at asking why things didn't work out to prevent it happening in the future, but you need to wait for a bit of time to pass.
She needs to know you're not bitter or resentful before she feels comfortable with fully explaining why, she more than likely doesn't want to hurt your feelings and is trying to keep it simple but honest.
Just remember that whenever things seem confusing in dating/a relationship, the other person is probably confused and trying to figure things out for themselves as well.
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>>17299241
thanks for the advice. i think she is confused. i am trying to sort it out with her and she was basically saying she is not sure if i am the one but she could be wrong, seems like she is taking it was too serious. i mean, we have only been together for about a month, its still early days, we dont even know eachother.
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My legal name is Alexis, but everyone's always called me Lexi. Honestly, I don't really like either and I've been thinking about calling myself Alex instead. I'm about to go to college so its pretty much now or never to go by a new name.
What should I do /adv/? I'm kind of scared my new name won't stick or something like that. Has anyone here ever changed their name and how did it work out?
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>>17299163
bump
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As an adult, you want a name that conveys professionalism. It's like a guy named William who was called Billy as a kid but settles on Bill as an adult. The transition should be easy.
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>>17299163
you seem pretty self-absorbed desu.
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>be me
>29
>browsing /soc/ and see this qt 18 y/o ftm tranny
>pre-hormones so very effeminate
>pic related; its him
>get his kik and start talking to him
>basically the most perfect person i have ever met
>"sorry anon, i dont date anyone over the age of 26"
>cannot get him off my mind
Wat do
>inb4 an hero
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>>17299151
>mouth piercing
dropped
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>>17299156
I think its fitting
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looks like a 9 year old what the fuck
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Should I start playing vidya again? 2016-06-27 15:15:47 Post No.17299096
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Should I start playing vidya again?
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I quit being a video game addicted nerd 4 years ago when I was starting college. I devoted all that time I spent playing vidya to lifting, playing club sports, studying, doing "constructive shit".
But I miss it so much. I listen to video game OSTs while I'm doing work. I dream of just going home on a nice weekend evening and spending hours playing Castlevania.
If I start playing again, I'm afraid that all the progress I made IRL is going to regress to shit if I even turn on a PlayStation. I'll get lazy, I'll stop working out, going out, and being an "adult". But it's so fucking tempting.
Help pls?
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>>17299096
>Guys i want somebody to agree with me so i don't feel guilty when i do stupid shit
>i will also disagree with everyone that doesn't tell me what i want to hear
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>>17299127
Allahu akbar
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>>17299096
We'll what I did was only play vidya with friends. That way it is still a social activity, and it limits how much you play based off if they are playing or not.
Plus, it's a great way to keep in touch with my friends back home after I moved away for grad school.
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how and should i escalate with a women who also happens to be my superior? i am pretty sure that she's into me as she curls her hair a lot whenever she's around me and also looked away after i found out that she checked me out. she also touched me a few times when it wasn't really necessary.
i have been doing a shitload of self-improvement as i am dealing with porn addiction. i don't wanna brag or anything but i am probably a 8/10 atm and dress better than 95% of my co-workers. i really wanna get physical but i also kinda like this job
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i forgot to mention that she is very attractive and get hit on all the time @ work. now i tend to be introverted and didn't pretend to be extroverted and i think she likes that about me. in fact i probably ignored her a few times, which is something she's not used to. i think that worked out good for me so far as i am at least not one of the many who feel like they have to entertain her all the time. but i also wanna show her that i actually like her lol. sorry for all this rambling, i am just not very good at this. porn really fucked with me
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you are withholding the most critical information here:
- is she single?
- would you have a problem with loosing your job?
- is there a strict company rule you would break?
- do you want something long term or shortterm with her?
- how is flirting going so far with her?
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>>17299112
>- is she single?
I don't know to be honest
>- would you have a problem with loosing your job?
let me put it this way: i'd be okay in the long run. this is not what i wanna do for the rest of my life but it's definitely better than the shit jobs i worked the years before.
>- is there a strict company rule you would break?
nope
>- do you want something long term or shortterm with her?
well i would like to have a long term relation with her. but i am also not completely against just having fun from time to time. i'd rather sleep with her from time to time than continue jerking off to fantasies 2bh. i am just not a very jealous person i guess
>- how is flirting going so far with her?
i am not a natural when it comes to flirting etc but she has shown me multiple signs of interest
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My girlfriend kicked me in the face. 2016-06-27 15:10:52 Post No.17299087
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My girlfriend kicked me in the face.
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I haven't registered for my last semester of college yet so she started getting upset. We're in our room and she was screaming and throwing my cologne off the dressers so I didn't say anything, just knelt down to pick them up. She was upset that I wasn't talking so she kicked me square in the nose..........
How to not rip her eyes out of her fucking skull? Thanks.
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By dumping her the coldest way you can. Move your shit out, stay with a friend. Leave nothing, not even a note. Block her. The complete lack of closure will drive her nuts.
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>>17299102
This x100
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>>17299102
This guy understands. It will seriously fuck her head. Any other response is still giving her attention.
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What is this in english? 2016-06-27 14:54:41 Post No.17299043
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>>17299043
SL and then a tiny u with three dots
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>>17299047
Super helpful m8E
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Supposedly it is arabic
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I'm terrible at math should I even bother majoring in computer science?
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>>17299036
Same boat OP
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Are you good at programming? You dont have to be good at math to excel in computer science, only problem is the major itself when youre in school. Half of the curriculum is heavy math, so its gonna be tough if youre not too good with it to begin with.
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>>17299098
I know nothing about programing
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Really want to quit my job 2016-06-27 14:50:30 Post No.17299032
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Really want to quit my job
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I'm a lazy man, a man of leisure if you will.
I currently have a job that allows me to be on 4chan while I'm at work, which is probably about the only reason I'm able to through
work any more.
I'm in charge of a small store here in my town, and I do a pretty good job of running it. Except for some slight staff issues, which involve weekend theft.
I simply can't be bothered. I tell them everything they can do to prevent this. I've worked the field for many years, and stopped many shoplifters.. And, everything I've passed on to my employees, they seem completely unable to pick up, and it leads to 50-100 dollars of theft nearly each weekend nowadays.
I have footage, it's not the workers, it's just the workers lack of understanding of the most basic shoplifting scams and tactics.
I know I won't stay afloat at this position if this keeps going on, I'd say I have at least another year here.
I have bills to pay, and vehicles that need to be kept up, and of course other stuff that requires money.
I'm trying to think and want to find a way to keep myself making near the money I make now, which is usually 400. But, I'd be fine on 300, or even a bit less weekly.
I was thinking I'd donate plasma twice a week for 50 bucks each week.. And, maybe do temp work.. But, I don't know how much that usually pays, and I'm not wanting to work 40 hours each week any longer.
Maybe a weekend fast food job or something stupid and fun. What do you guys think about this?
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bump
how to make money without a job general?
I'm up to 50 bucks a week with no effort so far, I just need to make about 200 more.
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>>17299134
suck a dick. you might even like it
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>>17299204
I do, but never considered doing it for money it was just a one time thing.
How could I keep it a secret and not be a known gay prostitute?
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The feeling that you should jump off that ledge -L'appel du vide, the call of the void. Its not really a suicidal thought, its just a thought to do something crazy. You have probably experienced it before. So I hope you are familiar with how your brain locks you out of actually doing these things.
I find that when I am talking to a girl about my feelings, especially when she says she likes me- this phenomenon occurs and my brains locks me out of saying what I want to say.
How do I fix this?
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I think it may be anxiety but I still want to figure out how to defeat it
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Start drinking
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>>17299570
I'm drunk in 70% of these scenarios, how do you think I got there in the first place
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I am a 20 year old girl and my deepest desire in life is to get married and have a child.
Over the last 6 months I have developed this deep longing to be pregnant with a husband.
I know I'm too young, I dont have a boyfriend (obviously key in this fantasy) and I work in a bar where I dont make enough to support a child yet I'm here wanting one so desperately.
I have a strong desire to be a stay at home mother who cooks and cleans for her husband and to fulfill his every desire to the best of my ability.
In reality this would never work, how do I stop wanting a family so much? Assuming I even found a man who would want to marry me, it is still years away from that and even more to have a child.
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>>17298984
You can't stop a natural bioligoical process. If you try to repress it you will probably end up a feminist
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>>17298984
thank you OP. Women like you give me hope that there are still good women around.
Where are you BTW?
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"still years away"
you are joking right?
the good girls dont get on the dating market a second time. If you build up the qualities to be wife material (which aside from beeing at least averagely looking is mostly a question of character and personality), then age is no question. I'm 27, my GF is 19 we are only a few month in, but i think i'm gonna marry this girl in a year or two and give her kids when she is ready for it.
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How long have you been using 4 chan for? How long have you been using the internet for? How long do you use the internet a day?
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I started using the internet about 10 years ago
I've been on 4chan for about 3
It depends, at the moment I'm on holiday from uni so if I stay home all day maybe 7 or 8 hours, but if I go out to see friends or have uni maybe 1 or 2 just on my phone.
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>>17298977
I have been on 4chan for two years. I have been using the internet since 1996. I use the internet sporadically throughout the day for an average of 3-4 hours.
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>>17298977
I've been on 4chan for a long, long time. Since I was 16.
I stay on a few boards, generally I get tired of them and move on to others.
i just want somewhere to relate and talk to other people. I just feel more lonely the more time I spend here though.