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Hi anon-friends i have a moral dilemma, Im not sure if I betrayed my friend or not but let me explain the situation.

>Friend comes to my house with his new GF
>7/10 very shy and introverted
>She starts talking to me and I discover that she is very nice and kind
>Her body language tells me that she is interested in me but she is my friends gf so I told myself to forget about her.
>She constantly jokes about me beeing her lover and my friend beeing her bf

a few months after that, she organizes my friend birthday and I am the only one of his friends (of our circle) invited.

>Two months ago they break up and I start chatting whith her, I made an excuse to meet her at the beach in a local party.
>I met her she has rised from a 7/10 to a solid 8/10, goes to the gym and all the stuff.
> I message my friend telling him I will be there and I called him on his cellphone
>No answer, he doesnt even messages me back
>I call him from his ex gf phone and he answers inmediatly
>"haha I knew it was you m8 what do you want?"
>"X and I are right now here in that place and you are very near come to see me you filthy dog haha" I say joking
>Nah dude I aint going I am busy
> "fucker we havent seen in like 5 months" I think for myself
>Anyway I take her to the place where I was with my friend and we sat next to the bonfire we lit up.
>We are talking about stuff and suddenly I tell her
>"I swear I have a moral dilemma X"
>"What are you talking about anon"
>"You know exacly what Im talking about"
>We start kissing and touching each other
>Promise me anon you will never tell (Insert my friend name)
>"I wont"
>she devours me in the most passionate kiss I have never seen.
>At the end of the night I accomapany her back to her place.
That happened on thursday and she wants to see me again, so I do with her.

Should I tell my friend about it? I dont feel guilty about what I did but I feel like I should tell him.

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Is there some sort of procedure I could do or have done to me to remove my ability to get an erection?

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Sup /adv/.

I'll be losing my virginity this weekend - I'm nervous, but I'm sure it'll be fun.

Anyway, I'm just wondering what brand and name of condoms you'd recommend for someone of average size - (my length is 6.5-7 inches long (it varies :/) and I have average girth - as I've heard a lot of horror stories abkut condoms being too big/small and ruining the whole shabang.

Oh, and lube recommendations would be sick, too. Any tips for a first time would be appreciated, but I'm just going to go in w/ the mentality of having fun and taking the pressure off.

Cheers, lads.

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I set up my gf with a fake FB of a "girl". And they talked dirty to eachother etc for almost half a year, Until she found out, that it was me. She then claimed that she knew all along..That has to be BS right? She says she knows for a fact, she isn't bi. So why talk dirty? I'm confused.

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I'm going soon to a beach where's full of rockers and druggies and heavy drinkers and concerts. I'm a rocker myself but I've never been to these sorta places. What I want is get smashed, absolutely destroyed and fuck a shit ton of dirty sluts.

Any advices?

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What's the most effective way to learn a language other than paying for classes? Are books sufficient? I'm sure I can eventually find speaking partners online but when I'm by myself... just how?

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So i have a problem with my love of beautiful babes. You know when you see a girl and you just want to kiss them? Well it happened with my friends girl. The kissing quickly lead to sex lot of lust was present. After it happened the girl was feeling super guilty saying how she never would betray her boyfriend again and she didn't know what got into her. This has happened before picking up sluts and they pull the i have a boyfriend shit after I've dumped a load deep inside them but i have never known the guy. This guy is not a heaps close friend but he is still a friend, i feel kinda bad but his girlfriend was just so kissable. So should i tell him? I know it'll ruin the relationship but i don't want this eating me up.

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>graduated from university 6 months ago
>took me 7 fucking years
>18-25
>feel old
>no job, haven't done anything since
>my life has literally not improved or changed for years
>only accomplishment is completing my degree
>just wasting my life doing nothing, waiting for someone to hire me, applying to jobs. Writing emails to HR and I hate it
>applied to 100+ jobs
>don't know what to do with my life here on out
>completely trapped >immobilized by the lack of money
>lack of direction

nothing I've ever done has worked out for me.

I've tried to do what I'm supposed to do. I followed life's instruction manual. But I just can't get things to work for me. I'm constantly playing catch up. Constantly failing. I just want to get to a point where I can feel half way decent about my situation. My body is shit. My life is boring and wasted. I have no friends. I can't make money. No one will hire me. I'm fucking useless. I'm getting older every day and wasting my life. when will my life fucking change?

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Hi. I dont know what to do anymore in my relationship and I can feel myself getting more fucking insane by the second and I cant stop myself.
We are long distance and before anyone says anything no I do not belive he is cheating on me on the one fact that he doesnt like to interact with people and before getting this job he was a neet. Now he goes to work comes home and plays games and watchs movies.
My boyfriend and I have had some trouble, the main thing is that he doesnt talk to me much anymore which he blames on being tired from a job hes just started and that i dont try to talk hard enough.
At first I understood, brought it up to him that I would like to talk to him more even if its a 10 minute phone call, to which he said he would try.
If anything its gotten worse.
I have tried texting alot to get conversation out of him because he says we have nothing to talk about anymore, and he still barely talks.
I've tried giving him space for a week, only messaging him when he messages me in an attempt to prompt him to talk a bit more but that didnt change.
Last night I lost it because it was Sunday, we both had the day off work and he could not be bothered to reply to my texts for 4 hours. I understand that this may sound insane and it probably is but we both were at home doing nothing. I had messaged him enough times for him to have taken notice of his phone and I truly believe he simply chose to ignore him.
This is after a week of me backing off and giving him space.
I snapped, sent him a wall of text asking if this is what he wants, if it isnt then i would like to know, that I would like to talk about this and why he doesnt talk to me anymore.
He replied 'what do you want me to say'.
I repeated what I said to which I got no reply. I assumed he was playing a game like he always does so I waiting and text again, still no reply. So I called him, to which he replied 'stop im trying to sleep'.
So that pissed me off because he again ignored me.

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I just finished my first semester of college for my computer science degree, which I worked a 16 hour pw job through.

However I'm thinking I might not work from now on. It's mentally breaking me, and the hours of it (5-8pm 5 days a week) are exactly when I would/should be studying. I also think that studying harder and being better at programming will benefit me more later than working throughout college would.

But I'm worried though that not working will make others look down on me, or maybe make it harder for me to get a job after college. I will also have more student debt.

So which option is better? Keep working or quit my job and focus on my degree? Which did you do?

Thanks in advance.

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Coworker is quitting, we've worked separate shifts in different departments but they overlapped every now and then. She'd usually smile and say hi to me when she sees me (yes I'm aware that this isn't interest and is probably just being polite), we chat for a bit about random stuff and I catch her looking at me sometimes.
Should I ask her out?

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What happens if you get stabbed in this area? 2-5 cm of the knife going in (a small, thin knife, like a pairing knife or something)
Should nerve damage be expected, for example? Could it result in losing the function of my arm/hand?

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I'm a conflicted emotionally dead person, and it ruins my girlfriend.

For the last month we're just fighting and the relationship is getting worse and worse. Yesterday we finally talked about everything, and hoped we could make everything better again. But I'm not sure if I can, and if I want.

I sorta love her, she's nice. A cute, pretty and very lovable romantic girl. She'd done so nice things for me, she's completely heads over in love for me, faithful and dependable. I'm her first, I took her virginity, she thinks I'm "the one".

And I'm just the person you'd expect to surf 4chan all day. Emotionally unstable, distant, broken, bad childhood, few friends, depressions, all that shit. I just have become good in putting up a mask, but doing that for the whole relationship for over a year has strained me too much, I just can't keep it up anymore. Now I've become distant, that hurts her a lot. She wants to break up. And I want to break up. Sometimes.

My problem is - where I need your advice: What do? I love parts of the relationship, we have really romantic moments, doing great couple-stuff together, I love every minute of it. And on other days it's just a chore. I can't be arsed anymore to do all the stuff that she expects me to do to show her how much I love her. I really respect her and want her happyness, but I'm not sure I can give it to her. I guess in the long run she's happier without a failure like me. Or, it will completely break her, make her a husk that will never love again. So what do? I don't want to hurt her more than necessary, so do I stay or do I go? Will I regret it, will I be happier without her? I just don't know anymore.

On top of that all, I kinda got feelings for a girl from university that is all flirty with me, but may or may not have put me into friendzone already. Even if it's not that girl, I kinda got a rush from doing all that stuff again - flirting with someone, testing the waters, getting dates with girls. Wat do?

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What do women find attractive about femdom? How did any of you femanons find out that you liked femdom?

My gf told me she's into it, but she's pretty shy. She was a sub all her life, but she wants to try and be a switch. I'm kind of into it but not sure where to begin.
What do?

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So I quit my 4 + year construction job because it was terrible. I've been on EI for almost a year, selling off appliances and stuff i have on buy-sell groups. I'm not sure what to do now that my EI ran out. I have been considering the Canadian armed forces. I'm 30 right now, 31 in december. Do they take oldfags like me? I'm trying to cut down on drinking and go for walks (not fat, but not super fit at all). How slow of a process is it to join? Can i sign up, and then be in training right away like within a month? navy,chairforce,regular, which is better? any tips or insight would be good. I don't care that it "doesn't pay so well" I just want to be shipped away from this shithole and do something different.