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When I shit, my stomach literally hurts like hell and the shits are liquid-like, at that moment I crave for nothing more but the sweet embrace of death. What could that be?

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>first gf ever at 25
>she is hot and cute as FUCK literally a 9/10
>she dumps me after 2 years (in february)
>still depressed over this, don't think i'll ever date someone as hot and cute, and with a good personality like that

How the fuck do I get over it? I'm average as fuck and I feel like I blew my only chance ever to get a pretty gf... It's like I cucked myself

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>18
>have had 3 gfs
>currently have BF
>none of previous relationships seem valid
>sometimes feel like current BF is invalid
>none of it counts cause reasons
>feel like an unwanted failure
>nogf feels occur
>eventually snap out of it and don't think of it
is this normal?

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I have a small question, /adv/:

Is it appropriate to use two different fonts on a professional resume?

I am using 16 pt. Castellar for my name and 12 pt. Times New Roman for the remainder of my resume.

I decided to experiment to help build my "brand" (marketability) while avoiding shitting my document up.

What do you think?

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>Breakup a few months ago
>Text him today politely asking why we broke up and made it clear that this is so I can improve and not mess up future relationships
>After he refused to say what I did I just politely said I wouldn't be offended and just needed to know
>He literally gets his friend to tell me I'm harassing him
>He then said it didn't work and that's why

Was I harassing him? I don't get it, it was two texts over maybe 10 minutes. It's not like I repeatedly talked to him for months after and I was super polite and straightforward. I'm never talking to him again of course but I'm just wondering if that's actually defined as harassment cause I feel kind of guilty and autistic.

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It's me 25 virgin I always wanted a magic pure innocence love someone who was like me.

I started to search ppl in Japan as they seem to have the lowest % of whores.

Then I found a variety actress Ikuta Erika and instantly fall in love with her.

from 22 april til now every night fantasizing about her about a life with her everything was beautiful my void was filling itself.

It was all in my mind I always had severe anxiety attacks and lack of social skills so later this week the thought about meeting her which is posible because of tickets and handshake meetings and stuff started to round my mind.

It was like a knife, all my insecurities started all my world started to tremble THE TORMENT has just begun.

day after day the thought was there with a lot of negative thoughs I could not even eat nor concentrate anxiety was off the charts and depresion.

I already learned the basic japanese alphabet and wanted to start with learning with the next one but it also remember me about her. It feels so confusing.


The only solution was to drop her (in reality i never had her)

Now Im in a profound depresion, the inertia of those thoughs are still tormenting me even when I already deleted all the folders and material about her.

She was perfect she was like me pure innocent magic It was perfect to fill the void I feel.

I need to cure this depresion and then start healing the anxiety about eating (maybe anorexia disorder) and social anxiety.

It's so hard annons every time i feel like this, destroyed ALONE desiring for what I do not have desiring for someone like me a virgin a magic innocent and pure love.

Im at the pit I feel it I should focus on ending my final career proyect and then search work but those thoughs that torment and the way I feel right now make it almost imposible.

I have a visit this friday with phsycologist the 2nd one I'll explain all this and beg for something that make my depresion stop.

Any Advice?

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If a girl didn't give me an explicit sign that she's not interested, even if she may have hinted it, can/should I ask her again and keep insisting until she does?
If not why not?

>inb4 wasting your time
not really too much time wasted
>inb4 you are annoying her
how annoying can it be? It's bad enough to be on my side, and I'm not trying to get revenge or something
>inb4 it makes you look stupid/beta/whatever
only to her and if she's not interested what do I lose?

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Femanon here, I was watching anime while my husband masturbated to porn (after I had offered myself as a substitute to it and he declined) and occasionally I was critiquing and offering my opinions on the hentai he was viewing. He told me afterwards that he loved me because most wives wouldn't be so open to their S.O. looking at porn instead of screwing them let alone comment on which images they liked both sensually and artistically while they did it. Was his compliment just fluff or would the majority of women really get pissy over something so insignificant?

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Hey /adv/ I don't come here very often. But when I do, you people never cease to amaze me with how much insight you have to offer. Last night, I spent the night at a friends house, and a girl that regularly hangs out with this crowd was there, we all see her as just another bro. Me and her were laying down together when she started to cuddle up against me. She was very drunk at the time so I just kinds sat there, not wanting to be rapey. She then laid on top of me and started to make out with me, deep throat my fingers, take my hands and start to choke her, dry hump the living shit out of me, and jack me off. This all lasted several hours and by the end, she was sobered up but said even if she wasn't drunk she would have done that. But she also started talking about her ex and how "everyone just needs to be physical sometimes" and that there wasn't really any feeling in that and that no one can know about it. My question is: Is there any way I can turn this into romantic feelings coming from her? Keep in mind that even after about half a year, she's still not over her ex, that night she straight up said she'll never love anyone as much as him. If its not possible, do you think she would be open to being sexual with me again?

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Hi. I've been banned from MLPforums thanks to modbaiting assholes and I left Derpibooru in disgust after getting bullied by fucking secret Discord/Skype chats that mass-downvoted the art I posted, then started twisting my words and insisting that everything I say or do is "Le cringey".

I attempted suicide a few days ago and fucked it up. And now... I have no idea what to do. If I show myself, I end up looking like an attention-seeking bitch.

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Hey guys,

Recently me and my girlfriend were talking about breaking up. She had been emotionally distant and it pushed me away, and so we both were pretty much in mutual agreement that our relationship had run its course (it's been 2 years ).

The thing is, she got distant because we haven't been able to have sex in over a month due to feminine problems. So the night we were talking we decided to have sex one more time and see if it fixed our feelings. Now she's in love with me all over again, but I'm still not feeling this relationship. I still love her but I feel like we just aren't compatible people :(

Should I stick with her and see if my feelings return? Or should I just break it off before it gets anymore confusing? Has anyone been in this situation before?

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i have no idea why i self sabotage myself constantly. does anyone else do this? how can you overcome it?

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Hey /Adv/
How to deal with Depersonalization ?
Is There a cure for this ?
I don't want to live like this anymore

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About to take exams equal to A2 CEFR level in French and Spanish. Seems like B1 is typical for working within that language. Does A2 impress anyone, or would I be better off studying more?
*Note that B1 is about twice the level of study as A2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_European_Framework_of_Reference_for_Languages

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Sleeping disorder for 3+ years now. Mentally unstable. Barely able to work 30hr. Feel like I'm dying every day. Anxiety off the charts. Heart palpitations.

I've been rejected sleep study 2 times, had turbinate reduction surgery and been told to visit a psychiatrist. I am desperately seeking help as I am very close to taking my life. I am letting everyone I love down, and am hardly living what one could call a normal life for a 23yr old.

What do I do?