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I have a drug test tomorrow for my first big boy job and of course I had to fuck it all up. I have never done drugs in my life nor had a drug test, and now, the night before, it's all gone to shit.

I was having dinner at around 730 and my mom asked me to try this special bread she baked. Whatever, took a small piece. Didn't care for it so i ate what I had but didn't take any more.

It is only until now that I realized it had poppy seeds in it and I have heard before that they make drug tests have bad results. I only had about a quarter of one of the buns in pic related. How fucked am I?

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Does anyone on /biz/ live in an apartment? I did 1 year of community college 8 hours away in illinois and moved to tennessee with my mom and now I want to move back up there. But I cant find even a studio apartment for less than $900 a month plus amenaties. I am poor too and didnt really wana spend over 600 because I will be a full time student plus I will need to work to fucking live. I could stay here with my mom but I hate tennessee, there are no girls to be with, and its tons of hicks and blacks where I live.

My question is, how can I afford this? There was one for 610, but it was a restricted income (section *) so I am assuming it is for blacks? Can I get in there you think? I will have no income because ill be new to the area but I have plenty of money in the bank for it.

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I'm extremely eager to please. If a girl is cute enough, i'm willing to do anyting to please her.
Usually my relationships end at thisp oint, once girls find out I'm so up to kissing their ass and would eat their shit if I were ordered to.

Why are there no women that are into men like me? I mean I'm not a pussy by any means, I'm in damn good shape, and I'm good looking enough that they're totally down to fuck faster than I can ever expect. Yet when I open up about my natural inclination to just want to dote on them or be practically their slave, they just leave me instantly.
what the fuck, what the hell do they want?
I'e considered dating way uglier or fatter girls just so I can be myself and the can tolerate my weirdness because I'm way out of their league otherwise.

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Gingerfag needing help with pictures again.

I actually managed to smile for a photo for once. Should I profile pic this for Facebook? Or is it too childish/faggy

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So I work in a pretty sketchy neighborhood and take the bus home alone late at night because i'm poor and my job sucks. Everyday crazy crackheads say and yell stuff at me but i'm a guy so i've never been worried however today one of them got super aggressive

this crackhead was yelling across the street at me but I ignored him, it was pretty usual for this to happen but then he approached me and started to get angrier so I got up and left but then he ran and swung his arm at me while threatening to get a knife and slit my throat, I than ran to a nearby store and held the door shut as he pounded on it while the cashier called the police.

By the time they got there he had left though and I could only give them a pretty shitty description of your average crackhead.

Basically i'm terrified of this guy murdering me and don't know what to do, I will always be taking the late bus home due to the nature of my job and I will always be at the bus stop for at least 5 minutes

I can't afford to lose this job and I can't afford a car. Obviously I will look for a better job but what do I do in the meantime?

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I had successfully redone nofap for a month. It felt amazing. However, one night I was really horny and alas I went back to porn/fapping. And I have a problem with edging, so I fapped until like 12 AM.

This continued for almost a week or so. I would start fapping to porn at night and stay up really late. As such, I wasn't getting enough sleep and porn was fucking my brain up. I started to become really depressed as a result.

It got worse, as all the girls that I talk to began to cut contact with me all at the same time. This, along with the fact that many of these girls are transferring unis, made me tear up. I will never see or talk to some of these girls again.

Now, I'm stuck with a porn addiction and no girls to distract me from my porn urges. To make this short, how can I end this porn addiction when I don't have anything to divert my urges to? I think that since porn was what caused all this, cutting porn out would most likely solve the entire problem.

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I live in a dorm and i have difficulties sleeping. It's incredibly freezing in my dorm room but as soon as i lay my head down on my pillow it heats up. It gets so hot thay it becomes unbearable and i need to move to a different side of my pillow but then the same shit happens. Should i get a new pillow or does anyone have an idea on what it could be

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Can anyone explain to me why I get so looked down upon for having a good job by people around me that are around my age?

I mean, I'm fucking 29 years old. Yes, I make good money. I worked hard to be here, and I still like the people around me. But every time I get asked what I do or talk about it a little more in depth, I get the "okay, bigshot" kind of attitude.

Hiding that I've worked hard for what I do is annoying. How do I clean that up with people who are bartenders or service people?

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Title says it all. I've been wanting to get a gaming pc since last year, when i got gifted a desktop and couldnt play most games. Also debating on a permit so i can drive when i want to. any advice on this?

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I carry a lot of bitterness and resentment in my life /adv/. I will admit, I am particularly inept when it comes to things like relationships. I just can't articulate feelings and shit in a timely fashion. Basically, I spend too much time with women and get friend zoned. Not really salty about the friend zoning, I am more upset that I can't manage my personality enough to make it so that doesn't happen.

I also resent how small and ant like women make me feel. Women have all these options in relationships, I struggle just to have even one.

One of my friends was telling me that in the dating realm, women have all the power. Not much you can do to change it either. If you try to match a average woman and a average male together, the woman has more power to influence the relationship.

Its funny because I think about one particular woman like at least every day. many times. I bet she doesn't think about me one time. It feels like this for most women I interact with.

How is it that women can make men feel so ant like? It troubles my mind to know that I feel such feelings and they do not.

What can I do on the path moving forward? Do women really hold all the power in dating and relationships?

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im 18 and im not sure if i have a receding hairline. im scared honestly. plz help.

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>24years old
>still a plethora of mental problems
what do? everyone told me I will grow out of it

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You know, I just can't figure this shit out. The whole social interaction thing. It's bugging me to no end, and no advice I got ended up particularly useful.

First of all, some background. I'm twenty six. Because of a variety of circumstances, including severe health issues in my youth, I never socialized much as a kid - or a teen, although at that point it was equally a matter of the issues, already present lack of social skills, and being a stupid teen and deluding myself into thinking I don't actually want to socialize, because dumb reasoning.

Current situation: No fucking social life. At all. No friends. No social hobbies. No reason to even leave my apartment beyond studies and shopping. The problem is, for the past two years it bothers me. I've been trying to fix this. But I just can't seem to.

I can't handle people. I can't seem to relate in the least, having the empathy of a fucking rock. I can't seem to, I don't know, care as much as I should. Every non-essential interaction I have with them involves either myself getting nervous (particularly in groups), them being off-put by my behaviour (thankfully incredibly rare due to self-moderation - and we're not talking being unbearably autistic as much as the 'no empathy' part, as it's hard for me to fake concern) or some other ineptitude-related reason. It's happened over and over, for the past two years' worth of attempts. It gets better, sure, but at this pace it will take me until 30+ to actually function. Not particularly appealing.

All the advice I got amounts to keeping on with this sink or swim method. But I'm tired of sinking. So very, very tired. Making up for such a lack in social ability at an age when people expect you to not be inept about just seems impossible.

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>19 y.o. college junior, M

Girl I've been talking to for a few months yet invited me over to her apartment this coming weekend, her roommate isn't in town and she wants me to spend the night... Kinda nervous, she said she'll have alcohol (she's 21) too.

Already went and bought condoms just in case... anything else I should prepare myself with? Virgin here and this is my first relationship since middle school, not sure what to do. Any tips to help a brother out?

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I was sentenced to probation for misdemeanor shoplifting a while back. I did two months in the county and got probation and was sentenced to 10 months suspended(probation) to attend alcohol dependence classes. I didn't have a car at the time so I couldn't get to the classes which were 3 fuckng days a week, so I violated my probation. My probation revocation hearing is tomorrow. What should I expect my dudes? I have no children or job currently so if I have to do time I'm not that worried about it. But I'd obviously prefer to avoid it as county jail is mind numbingly tedious and boring. Anyone been in a situation similar to this? I have no lawy