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What's the fastest way to get laid/a gf besides tinder?
I'm attractive and sociable and non-autistic but apparently I'm missing something, I should be pulling girls left and right according to my friends and people who barely know me. What's the secret sauce
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>>17298409
Rape
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>>17298409
There is no secret sauce. You talk to girls, you make them laugh, you be charming, you get them to like you, you fuck them.
If you're doing those things you should be getting laid. If you aren't getting laid its because you aren't doing those things.
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sounds like you don't have balls
you actually have to talk to girls to make this happen. go to your normie gathering places and hit on girls, tis the only way
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What women are objectively visually beautiful?
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Imperial Arms Pegasu (ID: !!PXqo8dV5E8o)
2016-06-27 08:13:49
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>>17298391
anime women
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objective beauty is an oxymoron
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They have a whole wiki page on this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness
>inb4 physical attractiveness is all subjective/cultural/social constructed/individual
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CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE FUCKING THREAD THAT ISN'T FILLED WITH AN UNFUNNY ANIMEPOSTING TRIPSHIT AND IDIOTS WHO KEEP RESPONDING TO HIS RETARDED BAIT
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2016-06-27 08:10:38
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>>17298381
its just a prank bro
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I am so over it. I need the script to block these bloggers.
Namefag=attention whore
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no
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>have close friend of nearly 10 years, a girl (A)
>had been in a relationship with A's best friend (B) for three years
>broke up with B two years ago
>A barely returns my texts or calls and certainly never initiates
>hear that B is still bitter towards what happened between us
>A realizes that its unfair that she's only gotten one side of the story, but probably has to stick by B
I understand that, but if she realizes and feels bad, why can't she be arsed to even talk to me?
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She cares about B more, and doesn't want to lie to B about still being friends with you.
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>>17298389
So she blows me off in order to achieve this? Surely, if I meant something to her she'd still want to talk to me.
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>>17298396
>if I meant something to her she'd still want to talk to me.
yes
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Hello. I want to get into meditation/self hypnosis, but whenever I try to relax my head and neck twitch like crazy, sort of like my body trying to "snap out of it".
Is this just my body trying to "wake up" or could it be something more serious?
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>>17298349
It might just be this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myoclonus
t. not a doctor
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>>17298397
I know about myoclonus, and that can be a sign of something serious, but not necessarily.
Thanks for responding.
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Does anybody else experience this kind of thing when trying to relax for meditation?
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I really like running, as I do it everyday. I can run everywhere. I am 20 and I was wondering if there is anything that I can do as a job that includes running. I like running distances.
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Olympics
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>>17298345
You can be a running instructor I guess
Personal trainer? Go exploit some fat people
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Postman! You can run lots and you get to fuck lonely housewives.
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Hi
I think im depressed.
Im sad and feel very unhappy and lonely
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>>17298305
Are you by any chance a male?
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>>17298305
Are you on the east coast?
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>>17298305
Why are you depressed?
What makes you feel sad?
What makes you feel happy?
Do you think talking to a psychologist would help?
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Will stopping masturbation really make you get more erections?
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>>17298299
Yes
No
Maybe so
Test it out
Then you'll know!
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>>17298309
Well does it work for you?
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>>17298329
I've never had an issue obtaining erections so I've never tried it
Just test it out, you have nothing to lose
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Hey /adv/, I've had depression, attacks and stuff and the other day, I felt like I broke.
I went limp, felt super light and numb, felt no control over myself, but felt almost a calm feeling while my chest sharply hurt.
Is there a term for what happened there and how concerned should I be? (
I can't afford going to the doctors or anything like that.)
It's been about 2 days and I'm still feeling numb and shakey with occasional chest pain.
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Bump, anyone?
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It's a form of a panic attack. Seek professional help if it happens again or if the pain doesn't stop. A neurologist once told me that everyone gets one free panic attack in their lives but you have to see a doctor if it happens again.
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>>17299114
I've had had attacks on and off for a few years now, and they're getting worse and worse
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Hey /adv/
I got a small problem
Recently i discovered being single is much worse than i imagined and made me feel like shit so i focused on school, my job and working out thinking "If i dont chase the girls this wont be a problem"
Wrong i was, simply ignoring them doesnt fix the problem
Girls go out of their way to flirt with me and intentionally mislead me into thinking they want to be with me just to flip-flop.
Happened a few times now and its really making me...well sad to be honest.
If they want to lead guys on and waste their time thats their business but i honestly feel like im being trolled.
It feels like they tease something they think i want and snatch it away just to get a reaction
I found a girl i really, really like because we share some interests and she seems kind but i dont want to pursue her because i think it will end the same way as all the rest only worse because i actually like this one.
What the fuck do i do?
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>>17298229
Learn not to give a shit and ignore women.
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>>17298229
Listen to your gut feeling about this one.
If you feel more compelled to stay single and work on yourself you should do that. And as far as the flirting girls, just don't flirt back or don't respond to them. That ought to refrain them from flirting even more with you.
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>>17298229
Lead her on and break her like you have been broken.
Or just ignore her.
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whats the point in doing anything if someone is better than you at it/gets better results than you?
I havent enjoyed anything since figuring this out 3 years ago
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>>17298135
For fun.
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There isn't. Therefore it's best to kill yourself.
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Because someone being better does not take away the fact you were capable of doing something. If all you wanted was to better than someone; you were doin it for the wrong reasons in the first place. Learn to compete with yourself rather than others.
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How to stop avoiding socialising, /adv/?
I try to not talk with people i don't feel comfortable with. Even if they're nice to me or in general.
I am afraid of people.
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Help
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Why are you afraid? What comes into your head? What kinds of people don't you feel comfortable with? Have you noticed any trends?
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I am afraid they're exploit my weaknesses if they find some.
Or tell it to the people that can.
Especially feel vary of people who enjoy lying. They can shield themselves with lies and become invulnerable at will. They risk nothing speaking with me, while i do.
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where do i meet hot girls? im so sick of being a fucking introvert
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What do you have to offer these hot girls?
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Make some friends, go to some parties. Talking to hot girls is a lot of fun
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2016-06-27 06:36:10
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>>17298128
The chance to be with supreme gentlemen of course
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Guys my gf is very boring sexually. She doesn't send me pics, doesn't like dirty talk, doesn't even like getting naked when we have sex. What do I do. She's getting pissed off I'm turning down sex with her but godamn it's just so boring
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Talk to her about it. If that doesn't work, date someone else.
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>>17298119
>she doesn't send me pics
do you send her pics? I'm serious, and am not talking about dick pics >doesn't like dirty talk
how often do you initiate dirty talk? You may also be boring.
>doesn't even like getting naked when we have sex
You might be making her feel uncomfortable
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>>17298145
I used to but she never sent em back. I try to dirty talk but she said she doesn't like it
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Any former IT people that have gotten out of IT and into something else?
I'm looking to get out of IT and into more of a business role. I'm tired of working in IT (I'm a DBA). So much of IT is being offshored and you don't really have any career prospects besides becoming an IT manager or director.
I tried asking this question on /g/ but my thread got deleted so I figured I'd ask here.
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This isn't really a /g/ question, that's probably why your thread was deleted. What would you like to do instead?
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>>17298107
I'm interviewing for a business analyst and an IT auditing position right now. I could see myself doing either one. Something that still leverages IT skills but allows me to learn business aspects at the same time.
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I moved from IT to finance. Well, I still do a lot of technical stuff, it was a good background for the switch. You need to have a real interest in it though and learn about it first.