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>>17638977
Slow down and let things flow naturally. Don't force shit.

>I just sent her a funny video about weed
Haha what the fuck dude are you autistic?

>>17639419
You've got to FUCK her, anon! Holy fuck stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF UNF UNF

>>17638948
they have serious boundary issues and the woman involved has even worse issues brought on by terrible sexual abuse

>>17638948
that's some serious father/son bonding.

>that feel when dad never offers to share his prostitute with you

>>17638948
The family that sleeps together keeps together.

Actually I know a woman who had simultaneous affairs with a neighbor and his teenage son. They never found out about each other.

>>17638939
Nah.

>>17638939
No bro, in fact, you're doing what every man should, becoming a better you.

You've made yourself a good mindset and it sounds like you're motivated to pursue it. Good job, therefore.

It's ok to be done with some people. Try and keep those people around you who you deem valuable but also give you energy.

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>>17638903
Masturbation.
After a while that attraction will die down. Then you'll see her as an old worn out product.
Also trying to get a gf around your age might help...

>>17638913
I feel like that would reinforce my attraction/lust for her.

bump.
willing to hear multiple forms of /adv/ice.

you fuck up badly enough (or enough times) to learn from your urges or you learn not to give a shit and roll with it.

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>>17638817
Follow pic related with utmost urgency

Degenerate.

>>17638824
>>17638825
These two are a bunch of jabronies. The only way to keep from /needing/ the attention of the opposite sex is to become self-secure.

Figure out how to be okay with who you are and you won't need validation to the point it destroys you.

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some extra info.
I mess with her a Iot, to keep her on her toes and wanting more attention etc etc.
She's got confidence issues and for whatever reason hates when I give her compIiments on her appearance, so I caII her cute sometimes to push her buttons, seems to work weII enough.
AIso do shit Iike caII her darIing, babe, write messages to her Iike 'Iove you babe xoxo' as a joke but she pIays aIong and sIowIy it wiII make her more used to the idea of us dating.

>>17638788
good news: girls like you, you obviously are clever or flirty enough to keep them happy.
bad news: this chick probably has a bf or is dating other guys and is using you to get the attention she want's.
girls are like a black who when it comes to attention. they suck up anything and everything that comes close to it. she is manipulating you dude. you got it backwards.
you live in another fucking town??? come on man you seriously think she is gonna be dripping wet for a dude out of her zipcode when tons of dudes are within reach? you are her bull pen dude. get real!

>>17638806
*girls are like black holes

plz respond

>>17638772
You start by doing a Google search on how to gain confidence. Read self help guides/books etc.

I would suggest sports or lifting, works for me.

>>17639125
Know of any good ones?

why would you arrange phone calls when you're apart instead of just taking the initiative to text him about hanging out? this smells like high school. this is an 18+ website

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>>17638769
You both need to talk about communication and spending time as a couple by going on dates, etc

At this point you're just another friend, but with the added benefits...

>>17638769
I need to know more info.
how old are both of you?
how long have you been dating?
are you sexually active? if so how often? if not how often are you intimate otherwise physically?
How often do you get to see eachother just in general?

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>>17638756
Op here with additional pic

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>>17638756
Bump with another pic please let me know what drugs he's on someone has to those eyes look weird

speed and weed

Please help me guys I need money

>>17638738
What country?

Here were my first jobs out of high school:

>Elections/Poll Officer
+ No Experience Needed
+$10/hr
+Super Easy work
+Classy, educated people
- Pretty boring

>Chick-fil-a
+No Experience Needed
+Excellent bosses and coworkers
+Free food
~$8/hr
- Hard, physical Work
- Inconsistent schedule
-Very messy

>Publix Supermarket
+No Experience Needed
+Good people and company
+$9.50/hr
- hard, physical work

And finally

>Best Buy Electronics Store
+I love electronics and entertainment
+Straight-forward work
+$9.50/hr
~Some customer service experience needed
~ Okay coworkers and bosses
- forced to work Black Friday. Almost died.

Look into places like that. You'r bound to find something.

Or go to college. Your call.

Just don't kill yourself. That shouldn't even be on the table at this point.

trying waaaay too hard

tone it down.

>>17638735
Ease off the emoticons if you're sincerely using them. The cheesy flirt thing only works if she knows your personality and if it's only some of the time.

>>17638721
literally just say
>hey, i saw such and such hairstyle in such and such thing(TV show, movie, whatever the fuck), i think it would look really great on you
if she doesnt want to get her hair cut, too fucking bad, dont try and manipulate people you should love

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>>17638721
>My girlfriend has long hair and short hair is the only thing that arouses me
Long hair is a mistake and it confuses me how it got so popular. It doesn't even make sense, it's like an overextended oily mop.

I managed to get my girlfriend to cut her hair short just by mentioning I thought it would be sexy and she could totally pull it off.

stretch it twice a day for 30mins, like 30sec stretch, 15sec pause.

stretch so you feel it but it shouldn't hurt.

do that for a month or two.

>>17638661

Stretch during a hot shower for a few days/weeks

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>>17638661
https://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/guide/

>>17638621
I'm honestly in to the idea of a woman pegging me. Its the ultimate form of humiliating a man.

I love it when women sit on my face.. make me eat their ass.... or just be needy and assertive. A needy woman who is assertive (during sex) is very hot. Because... shes needy... SO she can command you to do things to her. When she tells you to do things to her... you know she likes them and that is what i like. I like to please.

Or tease BJ's too with anal stimulation. Fucking hot. Dont be afraid to explore your butthole with a woman you love. Nothing gay about a WOMAN doing things to your asshole and the fact that a woman does it to your asshole turns you on. If you imagine a dude doing it? Nigga u gai

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>>17638621
Petting.

Give me all her money and force me to stay home and play video games

>>17638551
I keep feeling paranoid, that I'm about to wake up at any moment and realize I've just committed suicide and this was all only my life flashing before my eyes, in real-time, now I'm about to die

>>17638551
dude im on lsd right now. Add me on skype if u want to talk my name is joel4earl.

>>17638551
>>17638559
i can tell you the secrets of this reality