I want children before I am 25 (currently 22), but I feel like my husband and I do not make enough money for a child. I make about 34k a year my husband makes 28k. So we make only ~62k between the both of us,
What would be a good female oriented career that gives better pay? I want to go back to school to make better money if time allows it.
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Is this a joke? i've had 2 children with half that much money.
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>>17757165
Become a secretary and learn to do book keeping. Many small companies will pay a premium for an office manage that can handle pretty much everything in the office themselves. I've known some "office managers"(glorified secretaries since they worked alone) that made 60-70k a year (Canadian) just because the owner of the company didn't want to do any of the "boring stuff."
>I've known some that made more, but they were also blowing the owner
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>>17757172
really? how do you survive?
Also I want to add: rent is expensive here (1200 for 2 bedroom). I'm in California.
>>17757175
I'll look into it! Half of my job is front office work (work as a dental assistant) and half is back office, so I have some experience.
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Is it weird for a guy to Nair his back and chest hair? I am portueguese so I have a decent amount and im kinda sick of it, i dont like it that much
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>>17757156
No, since normally nobody is going to see that. I use a depilatory for my privates and trouble spots, solely for my own comfort.
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It grows back. Sometimes it doesn't feel worth trying to knock it down 2~3 times a month
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My only issue of it being weird is because my arms are hairy, and so are my legs and ass. I just feel like people would think its weird my back and chest are clean.
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How to deal with the passage of time and dead loved ones? All my grandparents are dead, older mentors, family friends, my heroes... all dead. I'm 21 and every year someone I know dies. Someone that was in my mind and in my life ever since I was a child. I'm very sentimental and sensitive to it, but it just seems overwhelming to address. Anything I can read or any advice?
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Join their ranks.
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>>17757144
Therapy?
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Carry on their will and testament, Incorporate a piece of them into your daily actions. This is the only "afterlife" we know that is concrete, to take a part of someone into your own being and spread it to others through idioms, principles, stories, quirks or anything else. Do you want others to be miserable when you die? I try to live through what's been left behind for me from people living or dead. Death is inevitable so you need to see it as an old acquaintance as it's just playing its role, one day you'll join their ranks so there's no point in mourning excessively, its a fact and inevitability. If it hurts too bad that's what weed and alcohol is for, your life isn't that long in the grand scheme of things so you'll see them again soon, dwelling produces nothing for you or them so just keep moving forward because that is all life asks of you.
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help me understand a kv 2016-11-13 03:13:13 Post No.17757120
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>be super virgin (nothing past making out)
>blonde, DD, no longer overweight, good skin
>go to college and people always tell me im hot, many guys interested in me
>fool around with some dude for two weeks, give hjs, get fingered
>he ghosts me, probably because i wouldnt suck his dick
>try to look for someone who is not a fuckboy this time
>find kv
>pretty attractive and normal, likely a virgin because most females hate how he never stops joking around
>no female friends but me, met through playing melee on our floor
>probably cant talk about anything normie females find interesting
>only can talk to me because im also interested in videogames/anime/the internet
>solid understanding of anime and memes, but casual gamer
>after weeks of trying to flirt i eventually just make the first move
>start label-less college relationship thing- hold hands, intimate conversations, presence of feelings unclear
>go over to his room to play smash or hang out a couple times a week
>this is pretty much the only way hanging/hooking up is initiated- always by me
>he tells me he doesnt initiate b/c hes too nervous to come to my dorm (cant text me because my phone is broken)
>hook up about 1x per week for 3 weeks, progressing through the bases each time
>get to handjob night
>go to dorm shower lol bc our roommates are asleep
>didnt expect to have sex that night, but i couldnt resist and told him just to do it
>doesnt work out, were both virgins in a shower, cant make any position work
>he put his dick for like a second but we couldnt have sex
>nowhere to go to have sex, give consolation bj instead
>end scene
so now im here its been like three weeks since that incident and weve talked pretty normally, but he blows me off if i try to snap him about coming over and obviously having sex. i dont knock on his door anymore because i take this as an indication that its over. but i just dont understand why a guy would quit just before losing his virginity? shed some light on my situation /adv/
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Maybe he feels like he screwed up somehow in the whole shower scene, and that's why sex didn't "work?" Lots of virgin guys put a crazy amount of pressure on themselves to perform well, and so when their first time is awkward and clumsy like they usually are, crushing shame sets in afterwards. If you're still interested in the guy, best solution is just to try to talk it out and figure out why he started dodging you.
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Dude obviously has issues with sex. Could be that he's from a religious background, is a completely autistic spaz, or (don't get mad at me for this) thinks you're a whore and feels like his first time shouldn't be with you.
Let me level with you, guys are dense. Not because we're stupid, but because we don't speak the same language as women. You talk with feelings, and we are taught that those make us look weak. So, you have to use English, a language we both speak. Tell him straight up that you want to bang him if that's the case. Clearly articulate your hesitations, concerns, and hopes in a list format like you did in greentext. He will understand that. Hopefully, he will be honest with you and it'll work out. If not, ditch the loser. A girl like you is a hot commodity, and don't fuckin forget it and settle with a spaz.
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>>17757120
>blonde
>DD
>plays melee
He's gay
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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>was supposed to meet guy for sex at my place
>told him 6
>he somehow interpreted this as not leaving his house until 6
>well weird but alright then
>try to keep myself horny about it as I wait for him to arrive
>it is now after 8 and he is still not here
>where he lives is at worst an hour drive, at very worst
>I'm cold and tired and no longer horny
Should I just go to bed? I don't understand this. What just happened?
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Can height be made up for in dick size?
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Is there such a thing as an accidental call if we haven't talked in 5 month, now i cant forget about her?
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I need help with a moral issue I've been facing. Skip the next paragraph unless you want a full explanation of my situation
I got an email a little bit ago from someone under the email [email protected]. I normally turn a blind eye to such emails as they are most obviously unimportant spam. However, curiosity got the best of me, especially since Tania is my mothers name. The email contained a strange message I didn't care for. I have a screenshot I will show. But what's important is the file it contained. KrYingSoul.txt contained a bunch of letters and numbers scattered in what I believe to be completely random. However my friend at school two days ago told me the text wasnt random, and it actually was an image. He gave me a link to a website capable of converting the text into an image. Soon after I converted the file, I got a call from a private number. I didn't record the call (which i regret), but from what In the conversation, the man who called told me to listen to a song he wrote. But the whenever I talked, the man abruptly interrupted saying, "Watch me. See me." I remembered reading that from the email so I checked the email to confirm it to myself. The man began to sing the song again, and I payed closer attention to the lyrics. From what I remember hearing, the messages included: "grab that knife. End your life" and "skin peel. Bright red. Sitting down beside your bed." I didn't care much about it at the moment. I just yelled, "what kinda sick joke is this?" When i didn't get a reply, I hung up.
This is where i need help. Last night, at 3 am (I couldn't sleep and i don't know why) I felt depressed and I began to cut myself. I want to blame the song and image badly since I've never felt the need to do such a thing before. I just want help while remaining anonymous because I am too ashamed to talk to my family or friends about this issue.
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If anyone wants a copy of the file KrYingSoul.txt email me at [email protected]
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...what the hell?
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Go to fucking bed.
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Hey. I grew up outside of Fort Worth, Texas. I live in Colorado now and I hate it because I'm lonely and far away from family. Also drunk because of the above. If I move to Houston, where my sisters live and parents are planning to move because they want to be close to grandkids, what's the cool area where I should live to meet a lot of young cool people?
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bampu
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>>17757016
Montrose
I'd rather live in Colorado than this shot hole
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>>17757016
search the houston subreddit or make a post there. This is too specific for /adv/ and there aren't enough people that know about that area.
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So, calling out to any and all stoners on here, I have a couple questions.
I need to get a CDL license for my job, which requires a DOT physical, including test. I don't actually need it for my current job, but to get a promotion, I need that license. My first question is whether or not I fail the test, since my company isn't having me tested, can I still be fired?
My second question is related to passing the test itself. Until the past week and half or so, smoked basically all day erryday, wake n' baking like a dumbshit. During this last week and a half, I've only smoked twice, and nowhere near as heavily as I had been before, maybe only a joint's worth. I weigh about 240lbs as well. My question is whether or not I should attempt to beat the test by trying to work it out of my system with diuretics and exercise, or if I should try the good ol' fake piss substitution.
Any and all help would be highly appreciated, but any advice just saying to stop will be ignored as it will not help.
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How much time do you have before the test?
It's highly unlikely that you'd be fired from your current job just because you didn't get the license. If you're in America, the test results would not even be shared with your employer
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You're fucked. The test is designed to detect the metabolic waste left behind when your body processes the THC. These metabolites bond to fat cells and are stored and released when you burn fat. You'd have to be clean for three months. Unless it's a mouth swab.Swabs are easy. Piss is difficult. Hair is near to impossible.
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>>17756980
I have at least a week, maybe two. I'm unsure if even that is enough time to work it out though, since I'm not smoking cheap shit here, and I have a lot of body fat to store THC metabolites in.
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Is the age of consent only for sexual acts or does it include kissing/making out as well?
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From one creep to another yeah that counts.
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>>17756957
Dude...
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>>17756957
If you have to ask, you're crossing the line. Come on, man
My boyfriend has been very sexually distant lately. When I pushed the issue and asked him what was up, he confessed to jacking off daily to porn, I asked him to stop so we can have sexy times again and he agreed.
But last night, I was talking to his friend, he told me that my boyfriend was "nuts", I asked why...Then he said he loved me and would never dream of hurting me, but he is not sexually attracted to me and he (the friend) can't understand why.
This of course has hurt me beyond repair.
My boyfriend would never forgive his friend for telling me this and I am definitely not going to come between them by telling him.
At this point, I am hurt and confused. If he is not attracted to me, what is he doing with me? Why won't he talk to me about this directly and why avoid me sexually instead of being honest. I spent months trying various things to get him in the mood when he could have saved me making a fool of myself.
It certainly answers a lot of questions that have roamed around in my head but I just don't know what to do.
I am thinking of breaking up with him nicely but I don't know what excuse I can use. He should be with someone he wants to have sex with and I should have someone who finds me attractive, right?
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Right. Maybe just tell him you lack intimacy and it's hurting your relationship, and at that point it's better to go separate ways.
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>>17756948
there is also the possibility that his friend is lying. Might be better to talk to your bf about it.
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Firstly I think you should ask him directly. His friend may be genuine, but to me it sounds like he's using your situation to offer himself as a better alternative.
Your bf could be using porn for fetish's he hasn't shared with you. If so, ask him, maybe it's something you can do together.
He could be tired of initiating sex all the time and the occasional rejection has hurt his confidence. Girls need to initiate sex more, guys should feel wanted too.
Another possibility is that he's not feeling the confidence or the energy to satisfy you. Porn is a quick fix and there's no one else's pleasure to worry about, possibly why he's choosing it over you. Take the pressure off by using a vibrator while you have sex, so the pressure is off him. Tell him how good he makes you feel.
He might just be lazy and or porn addicted and just keeping you around 'because having a girlfriend means I'm not a löser right?' In this case, just end it.
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I've met a nice woman the other day. Saw her struggling with her groceries, and helped her. Turns out we are neighbors (she lives like 10 houses on the the side of the neighborhood)
To be honest, I'm not good with women in terms of socializing. I'm assertive though. Still, we had a pleasant conversation and she said that she used to be married for 20 years, but that she likes the freedom now. Mentionned she was having fun talking. So when I reached her door with the groceries, I asked her if I can come in, seemed like she was in a hurry, turns out she has a meeting. But she did tell me I could come later (I didn't end up doing so) and said I could come in whenever I want for coffee.
Went to see her today afternoon, a guy (probably her brother), told me she was taking a shower and that I could come later.
So how would I meet her again? I don't think trying to knock on her door everday is wise. And I don't know her schedule to know when she's available. But I also would like to meet her again this week because if too much time passes, it'd be weird having to knock on her door at a random time.
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>Probably her brother
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>>17756959
This. What did you think she meant when she said she "likes the freedom now"?
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>>17756959
He looks like he's 15.
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Okay this is going to sound incredibly autistic but I need math help on two types of problems.
First one I need to know HOW one is larger without the use of a calculator and explain.
Second one I need to know how to distinguish whether the answer comes out as positive or negative.
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For the first one, you can imagine the graphs of the functions to determine which input in x corresponds to a higher value in y. Nevertheless, as the bases are different it may not be as obvious as if they were the same.
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>>17757071
I guess that's a good way of thinking of it.
Anything for the second one? I know it has something to do with the unit circle but I'm not sure exactly what to do.
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33 is a little cuck bitch number, it's probably scared to fucking death of 7, so when you divide sqrt(33) by 7 it usually just crawls in its faggot bitch hole and curls up real small so that first one is gonna be small. Basically the first one is zero or maybe just a little more but let's call it zero.
7 as you probably already learned is the pimp of the prime number family, so when you try and divide it by sqrt(33) it barely divides at all, so it's still about 7. Like maybe just a little less, like 6.8 or so.
But hold up, though. They're both negative, and -6.8 is actually smaller than -0 (which is actually as big as a positive 0). When you plug a bigger number into sin than csc it undergoes what mathematicians call bilinear parallax and fractures into an n-matrix (I can't be assed to load up mathematica but it'd look something like {[0, 5, -3], [8, 9, -3], t+x}) and you need a calculator to parse it but the point is that a matrix can't be positive or negative so the answer is neither. It's a trick question.
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My roommate keeps walking past the kitchen doorway while I'm watching TV. My number one rule as a guy is not to shit where I eat but this girl looks fucking amazing.
What the fuck do I do to avoid looking at her?
>Fap
Doesn't help
>Fap to gay porn
Only works for a few days
>Act like a dweeb
She likes that
>Be poor
She knows I have money
Please guys PLEASE help me
she's doing it again as I type
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>>17756925
Close the door lol, you tripping op.
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>>17756956
I also forgot to mention I'm a virgin and that there's no door in the doorway
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If you hit on her she'll stop it asap.
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I'm sure everyone here has experienced apophenia.
apophenia is:
>the spontaneous perception of connections and meaningfulness of unrelated phenomena. The term was coined by German neurologist and psychiatrist Klaus Conrad (1905-1961). Conrad focused on the finding of abnormal meaning or significance in random experiences by psychotic people.
I need some advise on how I can stop these reactions that go on in my mind, the reason being is that I get really upset over these things. I have a mental disorder if that helps, but I'm specifically looking for anything that could help me not go crazy. i don't want to go crazy, because apophenia happens to me 24/7 and I would like it to stop.
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Can you give an example of this? I don't understand
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>>17756930
I see references of me in various media.
Songs will mention things I'll be going through in life, snippets of random conversation will be coded language where they're talking about me in front of my face.
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>>17756930
I'm listening to music as I'm walking to work and I find a thought in my head. As soon as I think of that thought a car passes by or a person appears in front of me. This happens with everything I do, like for example: I take a piss and there are people talking right as my urine starts to hit the water. The music in my ipod is insync with the outside world and so are all my actions and thoughts.
What I'm trying to get rid of is these recogintions of these certain patterns, since sometimes I just can't take them and get really paranoid or pissed off. I will usually get upset and yell or say fuck you to the person passing by me. This is the reason why I need help to get rid of this weird behaivor and thought process.
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How do I stay awake and fast for 3-4 days? is it even possible? I have to do it for a good reason but CANNOT fall asleep before at least 3 days, should I try?
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>>17756899
Provide the reason then I'll tell you
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That's a nice pic. Beat episode of the show
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>>17756919
Jesus Christ
We are on the worst timeline