Hey all, I need some advice. Apparently, I’m getting myself in trouble with the law. Long story short, I was getting free wifi from an office building in the lounge area for about a month. Apparently, the owner of the building kicked me out because she didn’t like me being there. I thought, ‘ok, no problem’, and that would be the end of it, but now I’ve got a detective who’s called me up on my phone and also came down to my parents’ house. When I spoke with him over the phone, I told him I lived in another town, and he said, “ok fine, just come down to my precinct, ok?” Obviously, he wants me to confess to some make believe crime. I hired an attorney and had them call the cops in my stead. However, when they called me back they told me that the cop was charging me with Trespassing criminally and burglary and they scheduled for me to surrender. Isn’t this bullshit? I thought the attorneys were supposed to just tell the cops that I plead the 5th and 6th and to tell the detective to fuck off until they get a warrant. Should I just fire my attorney and tell the cop myself? Theres no cameras, and the only way they know it was me was because 3 or 4 years ago I did the same thing in the same building. Oh, and that burglary charge was probably a ‘bathroom key’ that I gave to the manager when she kicked me out (she asked me if I had any property from the building itself and I told her I did). Can a cop refuse to give any more information besides ‘burglary’, because he didn’t say anything to my attorney and I’m positive it’s the bathroom key she took from me.
>>17755881
So you never went back there after they kicked you out? Never caused any trouble or messed with the people that work there? If it's a public lounge area and security let you in, it really doesn't sound like you did anything wrong at all.
Have you actually explained your side of the story to the police, or have you just been dodging them and letting your lawyer speak for you? Sometimes situations like this can escalate just because you're avoiding them. Because I can't imagine a situation where you'd sit in a courtroom, tell THIS story, and actually get charged with any kind of crime.
>>17755988
there was no security, but there was a cafe and a public area. This is still a pain in the ass and I think something got lost in translation between this bitch manager, the cops that responded, and the detective himself. You actually recommend call the police then?
>>17755881
are you black?
I'm currently 4'11" and 100lbs. I'm Trying to make it down to 90lbs I'm 2 weeks. I'll be cutting my calorie intake down to 500cal and going vegan. I'll also be exercising vigorously. Any more /adv/ on how to lose that 10lbs fast?
>>17755839
If you lose it too fast you will bounce back to being fatter just as quick.
You ought to take it slow and systematically, building the right eating and exercising habits that will make sure you don't go back to being fatter.
>>17755839
>going vegan
kek
>limiting calories
top kek
Try a keto diet, I've been doing atkins and it's worked wonders for me. Watch the amount of carbs you eat.
I know it doesn't prove much, but Swedes have a low-carb, high-fat diet and their rates of obesity are among the lowest in the world.
>>17755858
>Going for World class Cuck diet
Keksimus Maximus
Does your girlfriend burn coal for a living or something?
Need help. I get laid often with normal girls, but I'm only really super hard-on attracted to girls with shorter hair and are slightly androgynous. The last 4 times I've pursued these types of girls in the last month, they've all been lesbians. Don't get me wrong, they're cool to hang out with, and we still go to thebar together and shit, but I need to get laaaaaaaaid by one.
Advice?
Pic probably unrelated
selp bumperino
>>17755791
I mean, there's no sure fire way to know if someone is a lesbian. You really just have to keep trying.
One of your androgynous lesbian friends probably has straight/bi androgynous friends as well. You should just keep trying.
>>17755863
Good idea. I'll ask them if they have an bi friends to hook me up with. Who knows, if they're bi-curious maybe they'd be down, knowing I'm DTF.
I have painted this to give it a human who is very important to me. I put in a lot of effort but i just dont feel like it is good enough. I am freaking out a little bit to be honest. Could you tell me if i should give it to her anyways?
>>17755760
I think it's great :) any imperfections just make it more unique.
They would want something that is a piece of you, not flawless.
>>17755760
>I have painted this to give it a human who is very important to me
Are you an android or something?
>>17755776
Yes i am. Thats what makes it so difficult for me.
I need some general advice on becoming an accountant, fucked my life up real bad, I have one shot to go back to University this spring and my parents told me to shoot for a stable career. I'm 20 years old if that helps.
Any books, or information, I'm already scouring the web, anything would be appreciated. I'm hoping to become a financial or tax accountant, starting with a simple job to be able to support myself and my parents, while also taking part time classes to get my bachelors (this is after the associate degree).
Once I get my bachelors I want to obtain my CPA certification (certified public accountant) so I can manage my own businesses finances as well.
Any accountants or MBAs out there who care to clue me in on anything? I'm probably going to be working until I'm at least 30 before trying to open my own business.
bump
>tfw no snek family
>>17755726
Why are you deciding on accounting? Have you ever read an accounting book? Do you know what it entails? What makes you want to go into accounting in particular and not into finance or economics?
These are the questions you need to ask yourself. You need to really know what you're getting yourself into. Pick up an accounting book and skim through it. Read two or three pages of random chapters and look at the problems you will be solving.
My gf is majoring in accounting and will be graduating next semester. She also wants to go into taxes.
Accounting is extremely tedious shit man, and aside from that it's extremely competitive.
>>17755726
>fucked my life up
>20
Dude Im not sure exactly what happened, but if you're able to still post on /adv/ and go back to school there's no way you fucked up that bad if you're only 20.
Regardless, why do you need to support your parents if you're 20? That sounds ridiculous. You aren't the parent in this situation.
I'm male and I'm going to my friend's house (female) at 8:30 tonight, she want try bondage but I've never did it before so I ask you some advice or your experience if you did it before.
She wants you to dominate her, or the other way around?
I'll dominate her
>>17755734
Handcuffs are good for beginners, it takes practice and skill to tie people up properly
Always establish a safe-word, and a non-verbal signal (e.g "blink three times and I'll untie you") in case she can't talk
Don't overthink it. The whole deal is that you've got somebody completely helpless, at your mercy, and you should just do whatever you want with her. Once you're actually confident she's cool with it and enjoying it, ideas will just start popping into your head.
I dont have access to firearms and lab grade chemicals/drugs.
I probably cant access to a place high enough.
I also dont want to give train driver and family members who came to identify my body ptsd of stuff like that.
Anyone has friends/family members did this, how did you felt ? Was it depressive for people around ?
Btw dont post 'you have a long life etc' stuff
Thanks for your posts
>>17755649
>lab grade chemicals / drugs
you don't need them. house hold chemicals and street drugs do the job jus fine, as does otc prescriptions.
>i probably can't access to a place high enough
you can actually its really easy, cuz you dont have to worry about getting in trouble, but even then there are many many many many many legal places nearby you can get. if your response to this is
>HURR DURR I LIVE IN A MAGICAL TOWN WITH NOTHING HIGHER THAN TWO STORIES
then just drive to the next town :^) or the third town. you're going to die i mean whats worse, having to take a small road trip, or having to live forever?
>i dont want to inconvenience a train driver
boom, you hit the trifecta! congratulations, you don't want to die, you're just a needy attention whore who will act like you're too noble or unable to do it so you can whine about how hard living is.
>>17755649
buy a damn gun
you're going to fucking kill yourself lol it's not like it matters if you get it legally
That's how I plan on going out, got my rifle ready to kill myself when I turn 30 and still don't have a gf.
>>17755655
Whenever I'm thinking about suicide I always end up wondering about what would be the reactions of other people. It's honestly quite embarrassing.
Is it possible to start a relationship and keep a woman like this, solely by having money and a good financial life ?
Honestly, I'm asking because most women just don't go for poor guys and I'm not that great with women.
Either a LOT of money or be a complete stud.
Ordinary mortals do not get to fuck women like that. Even rich guys would be dime a dozen to her.
>>17755609
solely no. even the most shallow woman don't want a 400 pound asshole.
but if you arent overly ugly and actually a nice guy, it is possible yeah.
>>17755635
right and keeping her would be nearly impossible to do
>With GF of two years
>We live together
>She had some of her girl friends over last night
>They were drinking in the living room, while I was working on some drawings, I'm also sick, so I don't want to get anyone else ill
>I could hear them talking even with my door shut
>One of her friends asked her why our relationship is working so well, and their's isn't
>GF replied with this: "Well, honestly we've gotten this far because of the sex. I don't know if I'd be with him otherwise, he is too emotionally stoic, and I can never tell what he is thinking"
So my GF essentially just admitted she is only with me at this point because of the sex. Then she had the nerve to tell me she loved me when she crawled into bed drunk at 3 am.
I legit just feel like shit now. This all just kind of feels like a lie to me now. I thought we genuinely loved each other, turns out I just love her, and she is just sticking around to get fucked.
what do I do now? honestly feel like ending things.
>>17755579
>So my GF essentially just admitted she is only with me at this point because of the sex. Then she had the nerve to tell me she loved me when she crawled into bed drunk at 3 am.
Maybe someone said something that changed her mind in the time between the two.
Also
>what do I do now? honestly feel like ending things.
You dumb idiot. At least talk with her about the issue. After all, you explicitly heard her say
>he is too emotionally stoic, and I can never tell what he is thinking
So let her fucking know what you're thinking.
>>17755594
Hey, how dare you apply logic to this and try and help him!
Can't you see he obviously just wants to be irrational?
I constantly feel tired and sad. I only have 2 close friends, and none of them knows about how I feel.
I study at least 10h/weekend, plus 2-3h/week in order to have all of my HW done (I need to study a lot in order to get accepted to a uni, planning to become an engineer). I get excellent grades at math, physics and chemistry, i.e. the ones I'll later will be examined on.
There is always fighting while I am studying/I am at home. My parents are either yelling in my sister for being lazy, or fight with me over stupid shit (I don't do enough housework and more bullshit like that, while I have little free time for my self).
I go out on Friday, sometimes Saturday nights with my friends, and they are always shouting at me for being late (they always want me back at 23:00, but I return always after midnight, between 00:30-01:00, my friends stay even later than that).
I tried talking to them about it, but they keep saying to me that my friends are punks and shit like that (which is false).
I had a cute gf 9-10 months ago, but broke up, and a girl I really liked just didn't give a shit about me (I asked her out).
All these seem to be getting the best of me, they have added up in me. My parents don't give a fuck about what I say, and they are always wondering why I don't talk to them much and shit like that. I just turned 17.
What should I do to get out of this situation?
Sorry for shitty English.
>>17755575
Shameless self-bump.
>>17755628
>>17755575
If possible, I'd try waiting it out until I could move for uni. That would at least solve some of the problems your parents needlessly cause.
Regardless, it sounds like you're right on track to having a great life in the future. It might just be hard right now, but it'll get better, especially if you make it through engineering.
I can never realy feel relaxed, i fap, i play games, i read, i drink tea, i rest but i never feel relaxed.
First, congratulations for being sensitive enough to realize that you feel this way. Most people don't and therefore never take steps to solve the problem.
Second, you have existential anxiety. Most people have it. The only effective counter to it that I have found is buddhist meditation.
Take a look at this video and see if it helps.
https://youtu.be/JBcLkrovRp8
>>17755608
Erm i cant really say i feel anxius about that. I'm pretty nihilistic.
Do a body scan.
http://www.mindful.org/the-body-scan-practice/
Also get a massage. From a massage therapist, preferably.
/adv/, what are some common red flags a girl is trying to avoid you?
>>17755542
Ghosting, curt language, sitting away from you, that kinda stuff.
>>17755549
>when I just became "official" with my gf and she is now doing all 3 of these things to me
What do I do now? I definitely don't want a relationship with her anymore but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to fuck her again. Definitely a bitch but unbelievable in bed.
Been no contact for a week now, do I let her break the silence? I don't want to give her the impression that I want her back so I don't want to be the first to text
>>17755557
>I definitely don't want a relationship with her anymore but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to fuck her again.
Don't even bother if all you want from her is sex. Move on.
How do I will things into existence? Currently channeling my minds energy into the universe to alter my circumstances. Share strategies.
>>17755359
Will involves not only mental energy but physical as well.
If you have not taken any physical action you have not 'willed' anything so to speak.
>>17755373
>If you have not taken any physical action you have not 'willed' anything so to speak.
Physicality is an illusion, 3rd planer.
>>17755391
Existence is literally physical which is what OP asked for.
If he does want existence of something then he will have to dabble in what you call an illusion.
I need your help mate, I'm the type of person who don't talk about bad feelings, always looks happy, nothing bad coming from me ...
But the truth is that I internalize every bad feel ... And I feel that it's overflowing now
I've kept it buried deep down to avoid it, so deep down that it could never come back, kept it silenced for years and years, feeding it (Making it bigger at the same time) and I thought i'll be strong enough to fight back
But I'm getting weaker and I'm loosing control over it, i'm afraid that one day, it'll take control, every bad feeling that I've one day silenced will come back at the same time, that pure ball of sadness,hate and disgust will explode and hurt everyone, and destroy me at the same time
It's an attrocity that i've created, and I know I'm the only one who can take care of it ... But I don't know how, it's really too strong for me to handle it, it's getting out, making me depressed, making me act like a douchebag ... It's turning every good thing in me, in something really bad, full of hate ...
By the way, sorry if my English is not perfect, or is bad ... English is not my first language so I've done my best
Get help.
>>17755326
What a disgustingly vague advice.
Might as well have said nothing.
Ever since giving up alcohol, I've become addicted to masturbation.
I wake up in the morning and crank one out every single day. When I'm at work, I go to the bathroom to jerk off 2-3 times daily. I'm spending all my sexual energy this way and my girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But the truth is I just can't go longer than a day without the high.
How do I break the cycle?
Have sex.
>>17755317
I really don't like sex.
It's more work than jerking off, but you get the same reward. I don't understand why people prefer sex over masturbation, I really don't.
Your girlfriend is going to break up with you.