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How do my girlfriend and I sleep on my twin bed comfortably? Buying a bigger mattress is not an option. My girlfriend is pretty thin and I'm bigger than her, but lean. It can get hard to sleep.
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You can't. It's just not possible. Invest in a cot/sleeping bag/air mattress.
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>>17757466
Sleep on the floor. Let her have the bed.
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>>17757466
Literally do what they've done with the bed in the picture. Push it up against a wall and each person sleeps on their side. The person closer to the wall never wories about falling out of bed, but has to give up more room so the other person doesnt get pushed off the bed. Goodluck fellow poorfag
I am conicted advice. This girl and I basically bonded because we're both lazy fucks in ROTC. She has shown just about every sign of interest towards me, and still does, over the past few months, but we've rarely done things one on one together. Now, she seems super shy when it comes to flirting and approaching me because I've done tbe bulk of the work, which is difficult for me as well. She is genuinelly overjoyed to see me when she does, and always looks at me no matter where we are.
The problem is, when I invite her to something random, she seems to have (a usually valid) excuse and it never comes to fruition. She's suppossed to teach me to swim tomorrow after rescheduling twice, do I even bring it up? Do I remind her? She also didn't want to hang out with my friend and I because she wanted to sleep, and didn't want to run with me because she said "she's lazy". I'd like to add I've been kinda hiding my interest in her, and haven't invited her to date-like activities because I really love the relationship we currently have, and I've never liked a girl this much before. It sounds contradictory but being rejected by her would crush me more than it has in the past. Help an idiot out.
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Sorry for the shitty grammar and typos, I'm on my phone and it's late.
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>>17757412
Just straight up ask her out if you're really interested in her. If not then you should be content with being just friends
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>>17757431
I honestly don't know what I want more...
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>Reject a woman for promiscuity
either she thinks
>you are a virgin who girls hate
or
>you arent a virgin and a hypocrite
Why does this dilemma exist. Why cant promiscuous people just dont promiscuous people and leave people with morals alone.
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>>17757407
>>you are a virgin who girls hate
>or
>>you arent a virgin and a hypocrite
But you are one of the two.
>Why cant promiscuous people just dont promiscuous people and leave people with morals alone.
You don't have to be a virgin to not be promiscuous
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People don't carry nametags with the number of sexual partners they've had in their life. You can't immediately tell if someone is promiscuous or a virgin.
If saving yourself matters to you, you can turn people away by saying that. 99% of people will understand. If you say something along the lines of "sorry but I'm not interested because you're a slut," people are likely to feel offended.
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>>17757407
Has this actually, truly happened to you? I've never experienced this nor heard of it.
Just reject her because you're not interested, dumbass. This anon typed it up before I got to:
>>17757416
> If you say something along the lines of "sorry but I'm not interested because you're a slut," people are likely to feel offended.
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Name my puppy anons.
She's a quarter pug, quarter chihuahua, half black lab.
The top contenders right now are Arya and Brynhilde.
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Abori... short from Aboriginal. It can also be spelled Abery.
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Negro.
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i always thought faggot had a nice ring to it
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I have a boyfriend of about two months. We met earlier this year and it's going great. He's very enthusiastic about us, he introduces me to his friends and family.
This afternoon he left his phone in my car. I couldn't help myself and looked through his messages. He has been chatting with a girl up to today, the tone is very flirty, and it's clear that they've hung out multiple times to "smoke" over the past months. They also met on Tinder.
I feel like absolute garbage right now. I know it was wrong to snoop through his phone, but I'm having trouble feeling guilty about that based on what I've discovered.
What do I do? How do I bring this up without admitting that I looked through his messages?
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>>17757368
Casually ask if you could see his phone. If he is like says no or gets nervous you should ask him why.
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>>17757368
"My friend saw you on tinder"
"I need to text my mom. My phone isn't getting service"
>"I think it's best you date your tinder smoke girl instead"
I like the greentexted one.
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>>17757411
This.
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>be 19 years old
>never went to parties or out much (or at all) throughout highschool because of social anxiety
>want to get a social life, but the few times I've went out to do social things, in the timespan of 5 hours I get up to 4+ calls from my parents
>if I'm out past 10 PM, my parents give me a concerned and stressed "Where are you?!!"
>if I stay the night, they will call me up to 10 times and also try to get me to come home
>they also think I don't go outside by choice and not because of social anxiety, and they are proud of the fact that I don't have a social life because they think a social life is harmful
basically, how do I get my parents to stop treating me like I'm 14? it's not very glamorous to have your parents call you multiple times when you're out on your own, especially if you're a fully grown adult
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>>17757320
I'd also like to add that I'm a male (but I feel like they're treating me like a girl who needs to be protected)
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Sucks to suck. Join the military
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I've been in your place, OP. Don't answer their calls, if they call the police and they find out your safe and sound they will probably be so embarrassed they'll stop calling. That's what happened in my case at least.
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I've just finished university and I'm applying to jobs. There's one I'm writing a cover letter for right now. My question is: would it be too much to mention that I have an article that's soon to be published in a not-insignificant journal?
A lot of other graduates will be applying for this job and I want to stand out amongst them, but I don't want to come across as boastful or arrogant. I just want to use it to back up what I'm saying about having good written communication skills and research skills, which are part of the job requirements. Pretty much everyone who's applying with be able to say and demonstrate they have these skills from their studies
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>>17757316
Of course include it. You should have it listed in your resume/cv even.
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>>17757321
Don't worry, it's in my CV. Thanks for the reassurance, I'm not one that likes making a fuss over achievements, so I can never tell when something becomes boastful.
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>>17757330
Your cover letter and cv/resume's only purpose is boasting of your achievements to get hired.
Only thing I'd be careful about is focusing too much on that and not talking about your other achievements as well. You don't want to make that sound like your only accomplishment.
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Is it tragic that as an 18 y/o I'm only really familiar with music like pic related? What does this say about me as a person?
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Low IQ and low self-respect. Fix your taste ASAP.
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>>17757319
Please elaborate. Literally explain this to me like I'm five. Why is my taste intrinsically bad and indicative of stupidity, why must I fix it, and how?
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>>17757313
It means you're an annoying, pretentious hipster
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I want to hire a young woman to record a voicemail message for me.
I can't ask a friend to do it, because well.... I don't know any women.
1. Where do I go to hire someone?
2. How much will it cost?
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Hell, depending on what you want someone here on 4chan might do it for free.
Though what are you using it for? Catfishing purposes, you want something sexual to jerk off too? I dunno.
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>>17757307
I'm a freelancer, so I thought that it'll be cool if I had a professional voicemail message saying that I was away from the office or something.
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>>17757325
nigga its not your office if its your cellphone, its your a freelancer for whatever you do then its more professional if you make your own. Like if I call your voicemail I expect to hear you not a women. Some people might be like oh shit wrong number its a girl.
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I kind of want to fuck my professor. He's not what you would consider good-looking (he has that look of someone who has recently put on a bit of weight and is always wearing tennis shoes), probably, but for some reason I'm really attracted to him. I'm not an undergrad, and we have a small class together so it feels a tiny bit closer to a colleague than someone with power over me (although that element is somewhat there, which is probably why I want to fuck him in the first place). Any suggestions for how to make it happen?
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>>17757273
How about don't do it?
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>>17757276
That's probably the most reasonable stance...
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Show enthusiasm for the subject then when you're alone with him drop all the usual signs, "fuck me" eyes, "oops I messed this up can you fix it for me?", asking him for tutoring on his off time, it may take time you'll have to be the judge of when it seems right to initiate.
Psychiatry resident here. AMA
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Are you homosexual?
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>>17757251
Negative ghost rider.
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What's the programming on television like?
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Dating without a dick 2016-11-13 03:57:04 Post No.17757238
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You might remember me from posts on the "get it off your chest" and "ask the opposite gender."
As a result of treatment for prostate cancer at the age of 19, I now suffer from permanent erectile dysfunction. Some people get better, but I'm apparently not one of the lucky ones.
I've accepted it, and I'm moving on.
My gf at the time broke up with me because she couldn't deal with a guy who couldn't get hard. I don't blame her for it. We tried vacuum pumps and strap-ons, but clearly it didn't cut it. This was two months ago.
I got back into the dating realm after great advice I got from here. I put it out there that my dick doesn't work but I always make up for it with toys and fingers.
It''s still pretty hard to find a girl interested in dating a sex-disabled teen. So far, I've only had two interested girls reply to me, one on OkCupid and one on Tinder. When I met up with them, I realized things probably weren't going to work out. One of them was still living with her parents and not doing anything with her life, and conversation with the other proved she just wasn't my type.
I guess I'm just really depressed I can't find a relationship. It's true that there are a few girls at uni I like, but I'm terrified at the thought that if I tell them about my problem they'll let everyone know. In the meantime, only three of my best mates are supporting me through this.
Can I get any advice for dating as a disabled guy? I understand an amputated arm is way different that an "amputated" dick, but I am hoping to hear your thoughts. Should I cut my losses and just change my interests for an asexual relationship? Would I at least find someone interested in romantic dating?
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Be strong, my man. I can only sympathize. You'll eventually find a girl who's sole idea of a good relationship isn't one that relies on sex alone.
I say reach for the stars, ask one of the girls at uni out, take it slow and don't try to rush things. Hopefully, the more comfortable she feels around you, the better chance she'll take the news better, and actually support you.
Godspeed, anon.
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>>17757255
Thanks. I appreciate the sympathy.
In terms of "taking the news" though, I really think this is something I have to put out on the table first. I mentioned this to somebody before, and I argued that I would rather have them know before they get invested.
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If you can't inseminate, go on a rampage, find the people you always wanted to kill and do it.
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Hey /adv/ i need help
Basically, im 19 and still a virgin, but my girlfriend is big time hinting towards having sex. Do i tell her im still a virgin or do i just go for it?
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Choke her out and fuck her while she's unconscious.
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Just fucking go for it, but don't expect much out of it. It's just sex, my man, and yeah it feels great, but it's not the best feeling in the world.
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Tell her you're a virgin but don't make a lot of fuss about it or don't look like you're too embarassed about it
Be honest and I don't think it'll be a big deal man.
Good luck. SUCK HER PUSSY after the first time to keep her going. Do the alphabet!
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so im trying to decide on withdrawing. i do not need the class i have taken once before but have since found out that program at my next chool does not need calc and algerba math but more libreal arts appied math. this class is remedial but only if you wanted to do algebra and beyond. the reason i want to say are if i get a c it will help if a get a d in this class im doing so well in.but if i get below 70 percnt in this class i get a NC or no credit. what should i do?
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sorry i have shitty grammer and writing skills
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also ive got 11 days tell the withdrawl deadline
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Study harder. You work hard, you reap reward. What a concept.
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I just lost my jon. I worked at a petrol station, and after an exhausting exam week I went into a shift, and was sitting on 4chan incognito mode.
Looking at /tv/ and /v/, /fa/ and /b/. Also /s/ and /hc/ cause I'm a creeper. While on this shift, dead as fuck tired I took a pack of cigarettes from the store.
Anyway, the owner had camera set up that spotted it, and he went through the tapes trying to find something else and saw me taking it. Then he saw that I had looked at porn on the pc.
So I'm done there. Fired as fuck. Fired from this, and last two jobs for having a shift where im super tired or something and doing something fucking dumb.
Im so retarded. Feel like killing myself right now, I can never do anything right. Has anyone else had an experience like this? How do you stay on track in jobs and not just fucking plow it all away the minute you have a bad day?
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>I lost my Jon
Next time dont abuse Odie
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Looking at porn and stealing cigarettes from your job is not something that you can blame on tiredness. Your stupidity goes far beyond being able to blame exhaustion
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>>17757179
>I just lost my jon
Someone took your toilet?