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>>17794458

Read "The Stars, My Destination". It's corny as fuck, but it's the kind of corny you need.

>>17794458


>I'm never going to trust people again. I'm never going to make connections. all I have to say is fuck you. I can never forgive people. I'm a fucking sociopath or something. I'll never be the same. I hate my life. I hate the world. nothing is ever going to get better for me.

And we're supposed to give a shit because........?

>>17794465
because it's /adv/

OK plain and simple, you're a whore and you would love to be treated as something special when in fact you're not.

Date Matt you dumb bitch whore

>>17794425
Kill them both and dine in their entrails

Anoint the dark throne with the skulls of the damned

BLOOD

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

had a similar thing, when I finally mustered up the courage to fix things I spent about 3k on my teeth to get them healthy again. If that's not an incentive, being close to girls always helped for me. Whenever I knew I'd spend time with a girl I'd brush my teeth, so I just looked to meet with one almost every day...

Oh, and the bleeding only goes away from getting used to the brushing. It's a sign that your dental-skin (no idea what it's called) is unhealthy.
Also, the feeling when you can eat ice again without hurting teeth is nice.

Buy the softest toothbrush you can, and make sure to brush your gums. The bleeding won't stop until you fall into a regular pattern of brushing. Also get a sensitive tooth/gum toothpaste. Go to your dentist if you're too concerned

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>>17794400
Being cuddled at night is too hot and makes it impossible to fall asleep properly

I question the vertias of your episode milday

>>17794400

I need an electromagnet to generate 9 joules linearly. Do the math.

>>17794406
42

I beat you cuck

>>17794337

Leatherman multi-tools.

>>17794369
For whom?

I really enjoy my leatherman and everyone I know enjoys their's too. It makes me feel so handy!

>>17794374

Close male family and friends, considering the cost. I am guessing you are asking for girls - that's usually situational in my experience. Depends on what they like yada yada.

Oh and mention/ask if you're/they're from /adv/

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lemme get the ball rollin' with some of them feels pics

>>17794304
No do it.

>>17794304
only if she's as fucked up as you

>>17794307
So good or bad idea?

Dont even know the bitch but she seema like a chore to be with

Bro fuckin ask them to meet up or do something. You already made them laugh and I guarantee the jokes weren't even funny

>>17794271
Which one

Go to somewhere you'll both enjoy. Have fun and dont act artificially or try to force anything. Everything will come naturally.

>>17794266
forgot to mention that i was going to ask at my house after we go to a football game together tomorrow

i guess that brings up another question, should i mention it before / during the game?

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Try to memorize the human metabolic pathways.
That should leave you busy for a while.

>>17794247
I learned this already though

When you find you are willing to masturbate, go produce something.

Write songs, build up stuff, play some instrument, sing, go jogging, sports... There are so many options. The important thing is to put the energy in motion, if it doesn't leave your body (you stand still) the will to masturbate will take a long time to disappear.

post tits you stupid whore

Looks alittle skinny. Nothing wrong with being petite if you healthy. Take a front picture for another angle

>>17794169
Depends. American?

>>17794164
Bump

>>17794164
Bumping

>>17794164
Bump

>>17793946
>But now I need one on which I can do graphic design/visual artwork that wouldn't run more than $300.

1. Ask /g/
2. Good luck - your budget is too low.

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>>17793950
I didn't want to shit up their board. Also I don't need an ultra workhorse I'm looking for something light cheap and efficient for what it is

>>17793946
>graphic design/visual artwork that wouldn't run more than $300
Good fucking luck with that. At best you could manage a desktop out of used parts, MAYBE an used Macbook Air from 2012 or so, although that'd be tricky.

Also it's a question better suited on /g/

>>17793873
>It is impossible on a physical-biological level
Link.

Also what's the question?

>>17793884
If you are born an idiot then can you become a pure genius through hardwork and wise education? The answer is no, you might as well try to put wings on a pig, autotune it and raise it from since it was young to act like a cat. It's just not a smart move for anyone to be dishonest about who you are.

I've seen the slavic race constantly try their best to improve themselves, but most of the time they will always be a bunch of autistic, bi-polar, cowards who hate trying new things and having any moral code in them. They're just not... going to make it. I've seen a lot of dumb people thinking they can change themselves, only to disappoint themselves. That's why it's beyond important to understand how genetics and DNA recombination works. Do not share your DNA with someone who has 0.5% or more mongolian DNA in their strands.

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If all else fails to show, I'll probably just go to college and procrastinate my life.

You know, I used to be like you.
It'll get better. Seriously.
Get to college. Study hard, party harder. Make connections.
The reason you feel alien is because you're not clicking with the people you hang out with. You'll find the right ones, eventually.

Once you get a job, start a family. Trust me. That commitment changes a man. My uncle used to not give much of a fuck and did this and that, but once he got married, he was still a fun guy, but he also had goals that he had to fulfill and he has become a more complete man in his eyes and mine.

Trust me on this, a family will change you and you can still have fun. There are many cons and they kind of suck. You might not get much time alone, but raising your kids right so they can take in and pass on your wisdom and unique views will feel great. But make sure you find someone loyal and loving. You don't want to be trapped with a bitch.

Though it doesn't seem obvious, not all women are whores. You'll find someone like the others did. Good luck Anon.