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Guys. Im fucking frustrated today.

So i have three dogs.two of them are my slightly younger brother's dogs.


I have to care for all three like a fuckboi. Not cool.

I have a big fish tank for my goldfish( i want him to get huge btw) and my frog.

Younger bro decided fish tank was too empty so he bought two bigger ugly ass fish. Now i have to care for all of them.


Basically my brother gets pets to enjoy for 5 minutes before neglecting them for life. Can barely even be arsed to feed any of em let alone maintain a tank or even walking hia bitch ass dogs.

Theyre all pitbulls btw. Beautiful dogs. If they werent i would have put them down by now cause this is bs.


How do i get back at my brother/make him understand that pets need tobe properly taken care of?


Cant break his stuff. Cant fight.(he's used to me beating him up/breaking stuff. Dont want to hurt the animals
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>>17792837

Bmup
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1 tell him he's responsible for his own shit.

2 let the fish die.

3 tell him he's responsible for his own shit.

in that order

or move out
or you will be a slave, people will keep taking advantage of you. because you are "nice". Nice guys finish last. you can be nice and let people take care of their own shit.
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>>17792852

Listen guy. Im far from nice. Been an asshole all my life. But i Cant stand letting an animal die when i know i could have done something about it.

Half the pets are mine. Cant just ignore half the animals.Also if the pet dies. It wont affect him. Ive been telling him to be responsible for the lives of the animals. What if he has a kid one day? If you cant care for pets. The most basic shite. How are you gunna be responsible enough to raise another human? Uncle me wont be there because i fucking hate kids. Plan on freezing my sperm and getting a vasectomy. But i digress.

What else can i do to open his eyes.

I asked a girl out, and she said no, but now she keeps initiating conversations with me (it's been almost a week since I asked her).

Some context: We weren't friends before, I just noticed she was cute and talked to her. I asked her on a date and she said no, claiming "her life is very complicated at the moment", which I obviously took as no.

Now she keeps sending me messages first, but with no real substance behind them (i.e. it's hard to keep a conversation going, even if I tried).

What should I do about it?
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Ignore her. Or deliberately send replies that are hard to reply back to.
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>>17792821
Thanks, been trying this and she will then try and angle another conversation. But I will persist.
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>>17792816
She feels bad about rejecting you and feels like she owes you some kindness just because you had the courage to ask her out.

I would distance yourself so that you don't feel like you're getting strung along. I have girls do this to me all the time, but nothing positive has ever come of me trying to be friends with someone who's rejected me already.

How do I kill myself without pain? I tried taking a lot of Zolpidem pills a while ago but I woke up at the hospital and I'm not even sure I was in real danger.
I don't know where to search for the perfect combination and I figured 4chan would be the place for asking without getting "muh life is precious pls dont do it" reactions.
I'd like to be able to go to sleep peacefully and never wake up.
Which pills should I take?
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bump
At least tell me where I can find this kind of information?
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>>17792745
Google it, there are plenty of sites on the topic of suicide. Can't name one off the top of my head, but I remember reading about bunch of ways to kill yourself.

Pills are a pretty lousy attempt, find a tall building or get a hold of a firearm.
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there is no painless suicide, your body is designed to prevent you from killing yourself

if you want to end your life you're going to have to deal with a little pain you weakling

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Have you ever had to end a happy relationship because of completely external circunstances? If so, what happened and how did you deal with that situation?

As for me, I work in a foreign country and I am probably going to lose my job soon with no alternative where I could find work. I am very happy with my GF but I see no way how I can stay in her country.
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>>17792718
Where are you from? Where is she from? Why can't you go LD for a while till you figure out a better solution?
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>>17792722
I am from Europe. She is from an Eastern Asian country.

What's an LD? I don't know that abbreviation..
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oh I see, LD = long distance...

10000 kms are a bit too far for a long distance relationship, don't you think? I am romantic, but nevertheless realistic... If I were in the UK and if she lived in France, or something like that, it would be possible, but Europe and Asia?

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How do you get a really annoying friend to stop being around you?
I've recently started at a new school, and have had a hard time getting to know new people. I feel like this is because my really weird "friend" . He always follows me around, sits besides me in class, even if i try to indirectly show/tell him that I don't want to be around him.

This guy which follows me around is really insecure (both when he speaks and body language), have problems saying what he means, stutters, dresses poorly, have messy hair and has a REALLY bad posture. Some may also refer to him as ugly.

I feel like I contrast him. I'm not really that confident, but I'm aware of this, and concentrate on speaking clearly and confidently. I take care of my hair, I wear nice clothes, I focus on having an good posture.

We went in class together in a different school, and that is why we know each other.

I'm not sure if its because of myself that I have a hard time making friends, or if I can blame it on my friend being around me, but people I know from before likes to be around me, and invites me to parties and whatnot. They also think that our "friend" is weird.

Please help. I feel isolated, and embarrassed for my friend following me. Please give me some advice to stop him from following me, and/or some tips on making friends.

Please help
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If you want him to stop following you just tell him, none of that hidden meaning shit, just say it outright. It's hard obviously, but he's a dense cunt and that sounds like the only way of getting through to him.
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>>17792701
He's into your energy. His lacks it and he's drainning yours. That's what is causing him to unconsciously follow you around. As you lose energy to him, you don't feel good having him around. Watch some videos on how to block your energy leakage and soon he will stop feeling good around you and you'll stop feeling bad having him around. With your full energy, friends will come to you naturally.
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>>17792728
I've been thinking about it, but haven't had the "balls" to do so. However, the way you say it, makes it sound like a really good option. I haven't seen it that way, that he is an asshole for following me. You're right, and I will try this tomorrow, or as soon as possible.

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Car was broken into yesterday, four or five valuable things stolen. Mostly electronics, $2k total.

Do I have a chance trying to track eBay/ Craigslist for this stuff getting sold/any software or people to help? Will they be smart enough to sell it over long periods of time? Or use separate accounts to sell?
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>>17792688
Chances are they just took it to a pawn shop or sold it to a friend.
Who keeps valuable shit in their car anymore?
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>>17792688
Go to the cops. They know how to trace stolen goods.
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Found the error.

You have a contradiction. It cannot be the case that both:
a = b
and
a + b = b
unless a = b = 0.
So unless the premise a = b is untrue then it must be the case that a = b = 0.

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Whats up /adv/ so i got in argument with my gf, here's a story.
>Gf is in another country atm
>She has one friend there with her (female)
>they start to drink and i'm hitting the gym at the very moment
>She posts topless pic of her on snapchat story, taken by her friend, she had bra ofc
>I didnt mind it even though she has alot contacts on her snapchat
>Yesterday she posted new pic of her im bra (selfie) and 15mins after posting it deleted it.
>We have some mutual friends snapchat (all females)
>She dont like that i take after gym pics and sent them to everyone including her female friends
>Yesterday late night i was hitting gym, took selfie and posted it on my my story
>She gets so fucking mad at me and says she dont like i show of my body since all her friends would see
>Wont talk to me rn, gonna get shit faced tonight
>Feelsbadman
>I said to her, u posted topless pics of urself, i can do that also without ur permission
Did i fuck up somehow?
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I meant she's gonna shitfaced tonight.
She also said maybe she will then Post topless pics of herself on her story , if she does this im out.
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>Wont talk to me rn, gonna get shit faced tonight

Childish behavior, red flag on its own.


>She also said maybe she will then Post topless pics of herself on her story , if she does this im out.
If she even considers this you should dump her for being a stupid whore with no self respect
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>>17792652
I shall see soon, she havent answered my message yet, i asked is she done being childish

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https://clyp.it/4e3ztyxi

Is this decent enough to post on social stuff?
Which one, the one from the start or the one that starts at 1:38?
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yeah, the first one is quite good
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>>17792640
i don't want people to think i'm a casual amateur. does it sound like that?
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>>17792665
Nah, it sounds good. I don't think people will think it sounds casual. The only thing you need to worry about is the "oh look another guitarist, I'm so impressed" response

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Balance - 78k USD
Currently earning 50k~ USD net
Degree: BSME

I want to stop being a serf within 12 months. What do? Willing to move anywhere and do almost anything for guaranteed money.
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Well clearly that's not possible given your salary, though if you pay like 10% more each month than what you owe, that'll make a big difference.
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>>17792616
Whore yourself out on weekends, brah.
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Not sure about the specifics, but I know the military and peace corps offer loan forgiveness. Problem with that is they require a minimum 3 year and 2 year commitment, respectively.

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This just happened to one of female friends, is she a dumb whore or actually got some mental condition?

>friend is having a crying breakdown and talks to me
>tells me that she constantly feels so empty in life and has this big empty space inside her
>a few weeks ago she did some really stupid shit
>basically she has been dating once guy since highschool, hes like already graduated from college tho and she's only a junior
>has never had a sexual relationship with anyone else before
>has never had a relationship with anyone else before that wasnt on the internet
>she's been struggling for a few months with feeling empty and alone and trying to find friends
>they all turn out to be some asshole douchebag i try and warn her about
>3 weeks ago she went to hang out with one, said she'd give him a blowjob if he did well on his school work
>he asked for blowjob then
>she thinks the kid is disgusting but is apparently in so much traumatic pain she did it
>then he wanted sex
>she thought this would be a chance to be rebellious and break the rules which might make her feel that spark of happiness
>it didnt
>it was terrible and lasted 2 minutes
>less than a week later she goes to a party at a guys house (first party she has ever been to, ever)
>shes thought the guy was hot
>he gets her fucking stupid drunk
>she smokes weed for the first time in her life
>he takes her into his room and violently fucks her, she goes with it because she wants to "feel something"
>just feels sore and scared
>tells me all this
>ask her if she feels this way all the time everywhere
>prod more
>realize her only interaction with peers her age is with her boyfriend who works full time an hour or so away and sees her as often as she isnt too loaded with clubs and schoolwork
>also she's a huge fucking shut in, like laundry every other week shower only at 3am shut in, so all of this is a major shock
>she starts talking about what she does with her boyfriend
cont.
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Be honest OP. It's you isn't it.
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>>17792526
tl;dr
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>>17792526
>drinking
>they party just the two of them
>they get physically intimate
>they get into a little bit of trouble
>she reveals she has tried to make friends before with sexual favors, but not since she started dating her boyfriend
>ask her if she was trying to feel good from the activities she was indulging in or the people she was with
>the activities
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>
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>bitch, do you realize that you think these fucking things will fill the gap because you do it with your boyfriend
>do you realize you just fucking missed your boyfriend you fucking idiot, you missed those things because you did them with him not because you just like doing those things
>"oh fuck"
>have you noticed that every friend you told me about you had to get to be your friend with kissing or now a fucking blowjob was a piece of shit
>"i realize that now"
>how the fuck did you not make the connection between you feeling happy and fulfilled with the activities you did with your boyfriend to the fact that your boyfriend was there for all of them

I feel like I just fucking broke through to helen keller /adv/. Do I tell her BF?

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How do I get a chubby gf?

I just want a qt gf with big tits, a fat ass, and a nice round tummy

how do I get one?

t. khv
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>>17792506
Talk to fat girls.
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The same way you get a normal weight girl.
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Wait outside a Lane Bryant, console the ones who bought nothing. Compliment the ones who bought something. Feed at trough in food court.

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will the afterlife be better than this? when can i get to the end of this?
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There is no afterlife. Once you die you are just dead. The end. You stop to think, breath, exist - there is nothing more. Ever.

Everything you've done, learned or felt is gone. People that have known you will simply move on and you will fade from their memories.

You won't get a second chance in afterlife or any other life for that matter. This is your ONLY chance to make it count, to do something remarkable and to live on at least as a memory after your own death.

The clock is ticking and your remaining time is getting shorter... ... perhaps you should make it count instead of asking stupid questions that no one can answer.
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>>17792479
this is the spookiest thing ive read on here

a full religious exposition of the afterlife and paradise would have been much less spooky than this nonsense
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>>17792521
Well, for some people this is how the world works - living with the knowledge that one day you will die. Forever.

When you try to see the world from that perspective and embrace that one day everything ends, it should motivate you to fight for a place and recognition in this life, to seek a way to make yourself permanent by preserving something else - instead of turning eyes towards some uncertain horizon and hoping for "better conditions" to live your life (what if you don't get those?)

Anyway not everyone can handle that kind of pressure. I'd say even most atheists prefer to never thing about it. It's a bit along the lines of "what if you had only one more day to live" :)

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Am I delusional or are ugly people really oppressed? Ugly people have
>less expressive personalities,
>less friends,
>0% chance of dating or sex,
>no children for that reason
>and generally treated worse than normal
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>>17792430

Opressed would imply that role is forced on them. Plenty of ugly ppl live a fun social life by having the right attitude
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>>17792430

There are ugly people with kids everywhere, if you just look around. They have sex and kids with other ugly people.
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>>17792430
You're delusional.
Plenty of ugly people have great personalities, a good social life, have sex, have kids, and all of that.
They're treated... not as nicely as very attractive people. But not particularly worse than normal.

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GF is away for work, get to see her in a month.

If I go nofap, will I likely just cum in about 3 seconds or will it be worth it?
Never done nofap september for more than about a week so I wouldn't know.

Got any experience here /adv/?
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>>17792408
If you're willing to go again why does it matter?
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>>17792428

yeah but does it make sex better basically.
That's what matters I suppose.
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>>17792408
tell her you want to watch as she fucks her coworkers or some business associate instead of trying to hide it from you

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How to get over being a pussy bitch and finally kill myself?
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>>17792381
Just do it?
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If you're being a "pussy bitch" and can't bring yourself to do it, then you don't really want to die. Get yourself some help anon.
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>>17792404

Fuck You

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